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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2020, 06:45:22 PM »
Every club will have hopefuls who couldn’t make the grade when it comes to playing with the big boys.

United is quite lucky to have Greenwood. I would call Rashford and McTominay youngsters anymore just like I wouldn’t call Joe Gomez a youngster in a age where footballers mature a lot quicker and 26-28 is peak form except for a few freaks who goes on a few years longer.

Comparing Henderson and McTominay is way out of mark. Both are workhorses but Henderson always had a pass or a wicked cross in him. McTominay would be lucky to reach Darren Fletcher level.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2020, 06:45:33 PM »
He actually got paid to write this.

https://twitter.com/jamesrobsonES/status/1217805346560970752?s=19

Banger of a Tweet I've found in response:

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2020, 06:48:18 PM »
what happened to old thread?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2020, 06:49:37 PM »
They've lost Ashley Yount to Milan  ???

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2020, 06:51:15 PM »
"So that is where you'll find me; in the dust and the desolation, the gaps and the ghost towns. The eerie empty places and lost turns of the world"

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2020, 06:53:44 PM »
Looks like Yongeh has got his move to Inter - won't lie, he was a half decent shithouse
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2020, 06:57:01 PM »
They've lost Ashley Yount to Milan  ???

He'll love those Italian birds,to be honest was a good servant for them.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2020, 07:04:05 PM »
Ashley Young arrives in Italy for his medical.


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2020, 07:12:54 PM »
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #52 on: January 16, 2020, 07:13:05 PM »
You've gone and fucking jinxed it you massive fucking cockhead.


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2020, 07:20:58 PM »
Here's my prediction:

Solksjaer will leave by "mutual consent" over the summer. His excuse will be that finishing 5th isn't good enough for a club the size of Manchester United, and so out of respect for the gaffers legacy, he'll feel it best to fuck off and give the job to a "top manager" who can get United back to "where they belong". This of course, will be right in line with the delusional sense of entitlement that permeates their fanbase. The Full Time Dickheads gang will declare Ole an even bigger legend than he already was for stepping aside and putting the clubs best interests ahead of his own. "Not many of today's managers would do that" they'll say. "Shows he's a true red who loves the club" will be the excuse used to paper over the fact that in reality, he's just quite a shit manager   

Pochettino will get the job. The portly lad with the shit beard will declare that under Poch's management, Williams, McTominay, James, Rashford, Martial, and Greenwood will all go on to become world beaters. All they'll need is a few additional signings and they'll be ready to challenge us and City for title. They'll tell you that they have no problem giving Pochettino the time he needs as long as they see improvement on the pitch. City will then batter them in both derbies and we'll school them home and away. Peppered in between will be shit results here and there against the likes of Burnley, Southampton, Watford et al. They'll finish next season 25 to 30 points behind both of us. The following season wont be much better for them. All that time that they promised to give Poch will go out the window as we storm to our 20th title. Total meltdown will then ensure and Poch will be the 6th manager to be sent packing in under a decade

Then they'll truly be back "where they belong", in fucking mediocrity
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #54 on: January 16, 2020, 07:36:30 PM »
He actually got paid to write this.

https://twitter.com/jamesrobsonES/status/1217805346560970752?s=19

Utter bollocks.

He has scored 14, 5 of which are penalties. He's had 74 shots, getting 34 on target, 46% accuracy.

Mane is 11, 0 pens, 49 shots, 25 on target 51% accuracy, Mo is on 10 with 2 pens and Bobby 7. When you look at their careers, he has scored less than all the three of them, he's 14 goals behind Bobby and over 25 behind the others, Mo has scored more in less games. Seeing as Bobby is the glue and does a job Rashford couldn't even dream of, there is no way you'd swap them and there is no way you would swap him for any of the other two either.

City don't regret letting him go, they would be livid if they had let any of our 3 go.




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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2020, 07:47:26 PM »
He actually got paid to write this.

https://twitter.com/jamesrobsonES/status/1217805346560970752?s=19
In fairness though, Rashford would walk straight in the Liverpool team. The one that lost the cup game to Villa. Mind, Brewster was out with injury.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2020, 07:49:56 PM »
So they're saying that including pens and all the extra games, Rashford is ahead by a nose?
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2020, 07:59:27 PM »
Here's my prediction:

Solksjaer will leave by "mutual consent" over the summer. His excuse will be that finishing 5th isn't good enough for a club the size of Manchester United, and so out of respect for the gaffers legacy, he'll feel it best to fuck off and give the job to a "top manager" who can get United back to "where they belong". This of course, will be right in line with the delusional sense of entitlement that permeates their fanbase. The Full Time Dickheads gang will declare Ole an even bigger legend than he already was for stepping aside and putting the clubs best interests ahead of his own. "Not many of today's managers would do that" they'll say. "Shows he's a true red who loves the club" will be the excuse used to paper over the fact that in reality, he's just quite a shit manager   

Pochettino will get the job. The portly lad with the shit beard will declare that under Poch's management, Williams, McTominay, James, Rashford, Martial, and Greenwood will all go on to become world beaters. All they'll need is a few additional signings and they'll be ready to challenge us and City for title. They'll tell you that they have no problem giving Pochettino the time he needs as long as they see improvement on the pitch. City will then batter them in both derbies and we'll school them home and away. Peppered in between will be shit results here and there against the likes of Burnley, Southampton, Watford et al. They'll finish next season 25 to 30 points behind both of us. The following season wont be much better for them. All that time that they promised to give Poch will go out the window as we storm to our 20th title. Total meltdown will then ensure and Poch will be the 6th manager to be sent packing in under a decade

Then they'll truly be back "where they belong", in fucking mediocrity


I agree with the first paragraph, but think when Poch gets it, he'll do pretty well. Not as good as they were, but fairly well. OGS will be lauded for the 'exceptional groundwork' he put in place for Poch to succeed.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #58 on: January 16, 2020, 08:08:29 PM »
He actually got paid to write this.

https://twitter.com/jamesrobsonES/status/1217805346560970752?s=19
Ings and Aubemeyang have as many goals and in fewer minutes, so I guess they are ahead of Martial and Rashford. In fact, Teemu Pukki is ahead of Martial on that metric.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #59 on: January 16, 2020, 08:22:55 PM »
Selling your captain - that's the Ole way!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2020, 08:27:46 PM »
So they're saying that including pens and all the extra games, Rashford is ahead by a nose?

It's fucking big nose though, could put a right dent in a bag of lemo

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2020, 10:18:13 PM »
Waiting on Sky to do their combined 11 tomorrow before our game. Watch some bellend put Rashford and Maguire in. And try to make a case for Wan Bisaka. 

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2020, 11:00:15 PM »
You've gone and fucking jinxed it you massive fucking cockhead.


If we get beat..... in fact..... don't win on Sunday, its all your fucking fault.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2020, 11:37:01 PM »
Rashford fit for weekend.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #64 on: Yesterday at 12:34:02 AM »
There is that - the last thread presided over a glorious few years of Manc hilariousness.

If that is broken Sunday then...

.. RAWK has led to the Manc Uprising and the next Champions of the Universe :(

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #65 on: Yesterday at 03:20:40 AM »
Oh my, Im hearing they got more than a million quid for Ashley Bleeding Young. This wudwud bloke is a genius! Out with the old shit in with the new and with Ole guiding the kids what could possibly go wrong?

Deffo on the up this lot. Already stormed their way up to fifth place. Only 27 points behind us. Kloppo will see the danger but will he handle the pressure? We had one foot back on that perch and now this. The football Gods are always cruel to us.

Probably as well they have a shiny new thread here without all that old bitterness. Dont want us looking silly when the trophies start to rack up again.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #66 on: Yesterday at 03:36:43 AM »
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« Reply #67 on: Yesterday at 04:05:07 AM »
They'll pay over 50 million for that Fernandes fella and he'll be as bad as the dab lord's been for them

They'll finish 6th (shocking, I know)

They'll spend another 150 million in the summer and their fans will claim it's still not enough

They'll keep Ole till the end of next season out of pure stubbornness and their fanbase will tear itself apart



Would it not be more soul destroying if he is actually as good as hoped but still cant drag them back into the CL and then fucks off somewhere else after proving himself outside Portugal?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #68 on: Yesterday at 06:45:31 AM »
Would it not be more soul destroying if he is actually as good as hoped but still cant drag them back into the CL and then fucks off somewhere else after proving himself outside Portugal?

I think regardless, other teams around us will buy players, they may score a few goals, make a great tackle or two, and become well respected in the process. But it means nothing if they don’t win.

On top of that, it sounds likely he will go for a minimum of 70m Euros. Ole will come out and say that he will prove his worth and double his value, but it will be all talk. The fact is they are about to spend another big wad of cash, and he will have to prove himself worthy of the transfer fee. But the ones who will be under the most pressure are the ones who sanctioned the transfer, as anything less than world class will mean that they have added onto their massive overspend bill, and contribute to the psyche that the club is incompetent on the most basic level.

Imagine in a couple of years time Minamino ends up outperforming Fernandes statistically and figuratively. That would be quite embarrassing.

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« Reply #69 on: Yesterday at 08:15:09 AM »
Manchester United have agreed a £1.28m (1.5m euros) fee with Inter Milan for defender Ashley Young.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51142447

I'd say Milan are over paying a bit.

Least we can finally get that bird shit eating gif off the radar

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« Reply #70 on: Yesterday at 08:35:54 AM »
So will this Fernandes guy be their 6th or 7th, or maybe even higher, “next Ronaldo”?  I’ve lost count.

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« Reply #71 on: Yesterday at 08:49:45 AM »
Man Utd agreed fee with Inter for Young

let me get this straight, Utd is the side paying the fee, right?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #72 on: Yesterday at 09:09:29 AM »
It's fucking big nose though, could put a right dent in a bag of lemo

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« Reply #73 on: Yesterday at 09:47:12 AM »
I think their fans have bought into this delusion that Scholes was banging on about them having a world class from 3. Fuck me social media is full of them going on about Rashford Martial and Greenwood having scored more combined goals this season in comparison to our front 3. Rashford also gets in our team over Firmino too and by the time Martial and Greenwood are the same age as Salah and Mane they'll be better than them too :-[

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« Reply #74 on: Yesterday at 09:49:06 AM »
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #75 on: Yesterday at 09:50:08 AM »
I think their fans have bought into this delusion that Scholes was banging on about them having a world class from 3. Fuck me social media is full of them going on about Rashford Martial and Greenwood having scored more combined goals this season in comparison to our front 3. Rashford also gets in our team over Firmino too and by the time Martial and Greenwood are the same age as Salah and Mane they'll be better than them too :-[

Who cares? They could bang in twice the amount of goals if they like...... one group is sitting pretty on top of the league with a few medals swinging around their necks the others are languishing around the UEFA spots. 

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« Reply #76 on: Yesterday at 10:21:56 AM »
I think their fans have bought into this delusion that Scholes was banging on about them having a world class from 3. Fuck me social media is full of them going on about Rashford Martial and Greenwood having scored more combined goals this season in comparison to our front 3. Rashford also gets in our team over Firmino too and by the time Martial and Greenwood are the same age as Salah and Mane they'll be better than them too :-[

To be fair, by the time Greenwood reaches Salah and Mane's age, they'll both be retired, so he'll probably be outscoring them by a goal or two. :)

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #77 on: Yesterday at 10:23:24 AM »
I think their fans have bought into this delusion that Scholes was banging on about them having a world class from 3. Fuck me social media is full of them going on about Rashford Martial and Greenwood having scored more combined goals this season in comparison to our front 3. Rashford also gets in our team over Firmino too and by the time Martial and Greenwood are the same age as Salah and Mane they'll be better than them too :-[

There we have it

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #78 on: Yesterday at 10:38:01 AM »
I think their fans have bought into this delusion that Scholes was banging on about them having a world class from 3. Fuck me social media is full of them going on about Rashford Martial and Greenwood having scored more combined goals this season in comparison to our front 3. Rashford also gets in our team over Firmino too and by the time Martial and Greenwood are the same age as Salah and Mane they'll be better than them too :-[
ssshhhhhh  - let them keep thinking that...and they've got a tactical genius for a manager

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #79 on: Yesterday at 10:52:33 AM »
Simon Stone, United's amazing dancing bear reigniting the 'bus attack', on BBC but Ole not worried "I have been sat on a coach going to Anfield and places in Europe. You don’t know what they shout and scream at you." But you're not blind, are yer?

What a slimy c*nt Stone is btw?
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