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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3520 on: June 7, 2020, 02:32:54 PM »
Reminds of when they won the most crosses from the byline award.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3521 on: June 7, 2020, 02:56:46 PM »
Reminds of when they won the most crosses from the byline award.


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3522 on: June 7, 2020, 05:15:52 PM »
:lmao

Every team is likely to be the “best” at some measured event. They’ve had to pore through lists of stats to find that.

Besides everton as there's bound to be somebody who can out-boo them and that's the only possible one they could win.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3523 on: June 7, 2020, 06:20:26 PM »


This never gets old. The perfect depiction of a manager dead in the water.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3524 on: June 7, 2020, 11:11:51 PM »
When's the parade?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3525 on: June 8, 2020, 02:47:39 PM »
Just had a look on Red Cafe, I honestly think the longer the break has been the more delusional they've became.

They are already talking about once they add Sancho to go along with Pogba & the greatest new player in the world Bruno that they will be ready for a title challenge.

From a personal view as an Arsenal supporter, what I like even more is how they've based that on their form for the calender year. Yet nearly every thread totally dismiss Arsenal as being sh!te (perhaps with some justification). But what they don't realise is that in the calender year table, we're 2nd in form behind Liverpool.

Now I know that means f*ck all in the grand scheme of things, but using their form over the past few months as some reason that they will be challengers next season when even this sh!te Arsenal team has shown better form is them at their best.
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« Reply #3526 on: June 8, 2020, 02:58:04 PM »
The Mancs have been delusional since the day Ferguson retired.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3527 on: June 8, 2020, 03:30:28 PM »
They've spent £445m on players since we last lost a league game at Anfield.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3528 on: June 8, 2020, 03:47:59 PM »
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3529 on: June 8, 2020, 03:49:04 PM »
Just had a look on Red Cafe, I honestly think the longer the break has been the more delusional they've became.

They are already talking about once they add Sancho to go along with Pogba & the greatest new player in the world Bruno that they will be ready for a title challenge.

From a personal view as an Arsenal supporter, what I like even more is how they've based that on their form for the calender year. Yet nearly every thread totally dismiss Arsenal as being sh!te (perhaps with some justification). But what they don't realise is that in the calender year table, we're 2nd in form behind Liverpool.

Now I know that means f*ck all in the grand scheme of things, but using their form over the past few months as some reason that they will be challengers next season when even this sh!te Arsenal team has shown better form is them at their best.

You also have a better manager
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3530 on: June 8, 2020, 03:50:47 PM »
They didn't even win that game :lmao

No, but they won the most crosses in a game cup that day, think it was somewhere in the region of 3,000 ;D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3531 on: June 8, 2020, 03:51:18 PM »
You also have a better manager
Are you trying to suggest that solskjaer is utterly shit?


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3532 on: June 8, 2020, 11:11:07 PM »
This lot's opening bid for Ansu Fati was apparently £89m.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3533 on: June 8, 2020, 11:15:01 PM »
This lot's opening bid for Ansu Fati was apparently £89m.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3534 on: June 8, 2020, 11:35:48 PM »
This lot's opening bid for Ansu Fati was apparently £89m.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3535 on: June 8, 2020, 11:57:49 PM »
Luke Shaw is going to be confused if they sign him. The shouts of Fati, Fati ringing in his ears.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3536 on: June 9, 2020, 12:36:00 PM »
Tony Dunne Irish International and Utd player dies.



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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3537 on: June 9, 2020, 11:08:56 PM »
Friendly against Stoke is cancelled as their manager has tested positive .


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3538 on: June 10, 2020, 01:00:54 AM »
The Mancs have been delusional since the day Ferguson retired.

Absolutely. And they have spent a fortune since. The comparison with LFC in the '90s is frightening.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3539 on: June 10, 2020, 01:58:34 AM »
The Mancs have been delusional since the day Ferguson retired.

They have. And those of us old enough to remember will know that they were just as delusional before Ferguson arrived too.

They've always had a massively overinflated sense of their own importance. In the 70s and 80s it was laughing stock proportions.

Once Ferguson finally got it right, they had something to back up all the outrageous bluster. Now he's gone, it's business as usual at Delusion Central.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3540 on: June 10, 2020, 03:08:00 PM »
Tony Dunne Irish International and Utd player dies.



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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3541 on: June 10, 2020, 05:40:17 PM »
RIP Tony Dunne.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3542 on: June 10, 2020, 10:15:43 PM »
This never gets old. The perfect depiction of a manager dead in the water.

Indeed. It just makes me feel happy.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3543 on: June 10, 2020, 10:58:26 PM »
This lot's opening bid for Ansu Fati was apparently £89m.

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United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3544 on: June 11, 2020, 10:13:43 AM »

Warms my heart every time I see it

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3545 on: June 12, 2020, 05:01:57 AM »
Warms my heart every time I see it

There's a different version of that where someone changed the score to 2-2.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3546 on: June 12, 2020, 05:20:47 PM »
Sounds like they lost to West Brom in a friendly.

Worrying times.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3548 on: June 12, 2020, 06:20:15 PM »
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3549 on: June 12, 2020, 06:29:31 PM »
Big clap to rashford for the charity work he's doing.
I am sure plenty of others are doing great work too, but he's crossed my radar.
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« Reply #3550 on: June 12, 2020, 06:53:10 PM »
Big clap to rashford for the charity work he's doing.
I am sure plenty of others are doing great work too, but he's crossed my radar.

He does seem like a genuinely good lad, very grounded, and indeed doing a lot of very good work for charity.

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« Reply #3551 on: June 13, 2020, 01:38:18 PM »
Ah, must be why his odds have been slashed for a knighthood and Lineker would vote for him in the SPOTY awards if he could.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3552 on: June 13, 2020, 01:45:30 PM »
Rashford is a great person, absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever. However, as I saw somebody on Twitter say it should not be down to a 22 year old footballer to do what a Government should be doing. My respect for him could not be higher though, even aside from his work during Covid the way he conducts himself on Twitter is something every player should aspire to.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3553 on: June 13, 2020, 01:52:07 PM »
Rashford is a great person, absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever. However, as I saw somebody on Twitter say it should not be down to a 22 year old footballer to do what a Government should be doing. My respect for him could not be higher though, even aside from his work during Covid the way he conducts himself on Twitter is something every player should aspire to.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3554 on: June 13, 2020, 02:12:32 PM »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost. Bless.

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« Reply #3555 on: June 13, 2020, 02:43:47 PM »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost to a championship side. Bless.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3556 on: June 13, 2020, 03:02:45 PM »
What was the score?

Their twitter feed forgot to mention it.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3557 on: June 13, 2020, 03:07:20 PM »
What was the score?

Their twitter feed forgot to mention it.

They played 2 games, lost one 2-1 and won the other 3-1

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3558 on: June 13, 2020, 04:03:10 PM »
They're getting ludicrously overexcited about Pogba passing to Bruno in a friendly they lost. Bless.
Was that pass on 42 minutes, or is that just a Spurs thing?
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« Reply #3559 on: June 13, 2020, 04:09:46 PM »
Was that pass on 42 minutes, or is that just a Spurs thing?

I think that was just a Spurs thing. This is more one of the great midfields we'll ever see, up there France's Magic Square or Guardiola's Busquets-Xavi-Iniseta triumvirate.

The scary thing is that Man Utd usually play a three in midfield so it'll be Pogba, Fernandes and one of Fred/McTominay. Imagine having that kind of strength in depth.
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