Topic: United - The Green and GOle Standard!

[fucking appalled]

There’s no way that’s real

[Samie]

Did the mancs kit designer go on a safari by any chance?

[Feline Posterior Cavity ∗]

To be fair it looks better on. Here’s Harry Maguire modelling it.

That's insane! 

[Tepid T₂O]

If you think that's bad, get a load of this...!

You know when they develop new cars... they put this pattern on them so that you can’t see what they look like... that way magazines can’t come out and say it’s shit...

And in many ways that’s what this is...  a disguise for ugly shit.

[Craig 🤔]

It’s like a magic eye picture.

I see a twat in that shirt - am I right?

[Lush is the best medicine...]

If you think that's bad, get a load of this...!

to be fair that will fuck up loads of opposition players eyes

[BobPaisley3]

to be fair that will fuck up loads of opposition players eyes

Let’s hope they don’t wear it at Southampton.

[ChaChaMooMoo]

As the old adage goes - If you cant beat them, hypnotize them.

[Nitramdorf]

If they wear those shirts how will the refs see all the penalties?

[BIG DICK NICK]

If they wear those shirts how will the refs see all the penalties?

Intuition.

[Nitramdorf]

Intuition.

  yes, the whistle will have to be in the refs mouth, ready.

[vblfc]

The red shirt is channeling our white space invaders number.  Maybe it's a tribute to Luis?

[redgriffin73]

Suddenly our new Nike kits look a whole lot better

[PaulF]

Will fans wearing replicas set off the QR code scanners at self checkouts?

[Persephone]

The away is not as bad

Fuck me... That is abysmal 😂

[Statto Red]

I wondered where i'd seen United's home shirt before, they're the seat covers on East Midlands Trains

[redgriffin73]

I wondered where i'd seen United's home shirt before, they're the seat covers on East Midlands Trains

The third kit is similar to the carpet as well

[Statto Red]

The third kit is similar to the carpet as well

Loooool.

[King.Keita]

Absolutely atrocious set of kits. Even the away looks like diarrhea

[redgriffin73]

Absolutely atrocious set of kits. Even the away looks like diarrhea

Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

[Feline Posterior Cavity ∗]

Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

[BIG DICK NICK]

Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

We call this kit, the M60J12.

[Mighty_Red]

You know when they develop new cars... they put this pattern on them so that you can’t see what they look like... that way magazines can’t come out and say it’s shit...

And in many ways that’s what this is...  a disguise for ugly shit.

It's possible this will only be on sale at sizes 5XL and above, a great way to hide that lockdown flab

[Bread]

The away is not as bad

Makes me thankful that we swerved Adidas.

[zero zero]

Don't know how genuine it is, but their rumoured kit for next year:

Sad state of affairs when the Chevrolet logo is the best thing about it

[Statto Red]

The home is genuine as was inadvertently leaked by Barcelona on there youtube site for the PES2020 game

[sinnermichael]

Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

[Dim Glas]

Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

any tweet that starts 'unpopular opinion' is one of the most annoying (of many) annoying styles of tweet on Twitter, it's one of the very dull 'trends' on there.  The place is full of kids who've watched football for about 2 years. And in this guys case, like many of these tweets done solely for attention, retweets and replies.

[Tepid T₂O]

I’d be pissed off if I were Chevrolet..

Not only would I be the worst car brand on earth, but I’d be paying a large sum to have my name on the third strip that no one can read....

[Amatt]

Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

Clyne, Finnan and Arbeloa were all a lot better than Wan Bassaka so that debunks that crazy talk straight away.

[Peabee]

Can use it for bus seats afterwards....


It’s ..... something else...

Exactly what I thought of. Defo got a bus seat vibe.

[4pool]

I’d be pissed off if I were Chevrolet..

Not only would I be the worst car brand on earth, but I’d be paying a large sum to have my name on the third strip that no one can read....

Next season is the last season of Chevy's 7 year deal to be kit sponsor..
I can guarantee, Chevy won't be renewing.

[wampa1]

Don't know how genuine it is, but their rumoured kit for next year:

Ah, the piss rain design.

[Red_Rich]

That green away kit is the one Zaire wore in the 1974 world cup.

[BIG DICK NICK]

That green away kit is the one Zaire wore in the 1974 world cup.

That Zaire defender who booted the free kick away still came closer to scoring than Fred from his set piece attempt.

[Hazell]

Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

[Statto Red]

That Zaire defender who booted the free kick away still came closer to scoring than Fred from his set piece attempt.

Being fair, Fred was trying[no pun intended]out for the England rugby team with that free kick, Eddie Jones has said he was impressed that Fred scored 3 points.

[Skeeve]

Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

One amusing reply in that thread, how close Phil Jones is to gurning his way to a testimonial with them.

[Sheer Magnetism]

It would be amazing if that third kit was real but it clearly isn't, unless the dimensions of adult men have changed dramatically while we've been in quarantine. Look at that collar FFS!

[LanceLink!!!!!]