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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3160 on: April 19, 2020, 07:51:25 PM »
There’s no way that’s real ;D
Or he could read Babu's Twitter threads, which is where I get my opinions from

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3161 on: April 19, 2020, 07:52:12 PM »
Did the mancs kit designer go on a safari by any chance?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3162 on: April 19, 2020, 07:52:42 PM »
To be fair it looks better on. Here’s Harry Maguire modelling it.


That's insane!  :o
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3163 on: April 19, 2020, 07:54:11 PM »
If you think that's bad, get a load of this...!

You know when they develop new cars... they put this pattern on them so that you can’t see what they look like... that way magazines can’t come out and say it’s shit...

And in many ways that’s what this is...  a disguise for ugly shit.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3164 on: April 19, 2020, 08:09:36 PM »
It’s like a magic eye picture.

I see a twat in that shirt - am I right?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3165 on: April 19, 2020, 10:12:17 PM »
If you think that's bad, get a load of this...!

to be fair that will fuck up loads of opposition players eyes

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3166 on: April 19, 2020, 10:23:44 PM »
to be fair that will fuck up loads of opposition players eyes
Let’s hope they don’t wear it at Southampton.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3167 on: April 19, 2020, 10:43:46 PM »
As the old adage goes - If you cant beat them, hypnotize them.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3168 on: April 20, 2020, 08:01:15 AM »
If they wear those shirts how will the refs see all the penalties?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3169 on: April 20, 2020, 08:14:23 AM »
If they wear those shirts how will the refs see all the penalties?

Intuition.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3170 on: April 20, 2020, 08:37:49 AM »
Intuition.

 :) yes, the whistle will have to be in the refs mouth, ready.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3171 on: April 20, 2020, 11:53:11 AM »
The red shirt is channeling our white space invaders number.  Maybe it's a tribute to Luis?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3172 on: April 20, 2020, 12:03:56 PM »
Suddenly our new Nike kits look a whole lot better ;D
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3173 on: April 20, 2020, 01:50:27 PM »
Will fans wearing replicas set off the QR code scanners at self checkouts?
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3174 on: April 20, 2020, 02:14:58 PM »
The away is not as bad


Fuck me... That is abysmal 😂

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3175 on: April 20, 2020, 02:18:18 PM »
I wondered where i'd seen United's home shirt before, they're the seat covers on East Midlands Trains :lmao


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3176 on: April 20, 2020, 02:27:35 PM »
I wondered where i'd seen United's home shirt before, they're the seat covers on East Midlands Trains :lmao



The third kit is similar to the carpet as well ;D
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3177 on: April 20, 2020, 02:42:59 PM »
The third kit is similar to the carpet as well ;D

Loooool. :lmao

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3178 on: April 20, 2020, 02:50:46 PM »
Absolutely atrocious set of kits. Even the away looks like diarrhea

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3179 on: April 20, 2020, 02:56:20 PM »
Absolutely atrocious set of kits. Even the away looks like diarrhea

Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3180 on: April 20, 2020, 03:00:18 PM »
Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.
:lmao
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3181 on: April 20, 2020, 03:14:27 PM »
Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

:D

We call this kit, the M60J12.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3182 on: April 20, 2020, 03:31:24 PM »
You know when they develop new cars... they put this pattern on them so that you can’t see what they look like... that way magazines can’t come out and say it’s shit...

And in many ways that’s what this is...  a disguise for ugly shit.

It's possible this will only be on sale at sizes 5XL and above, a great way to hide that lockdown flab ;D
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3183 on: April 20, 2020, 03:34:42 PM »
The away is not as bad



Makes me thankful that we swerved Adidas.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3184 on: April 20, 2020, 03:56:32 PM »
Don't know how genuine it is, but their rumoured kit for next year:


:lmao


Sad state of affairs when the Chevrolet logo is the best thing about it

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3185 on: April 20, 2020, 03:58:22 PM »
The home is genuine as was inadvertently leaked by Barcelona on there youtube site for the PES2020 game :lmao

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3186 on: April 20, 2020, 05:53:05 PM »
Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3187 on: April 20, 2020, 06:00:02 PM »
Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

any tweet that starts 'unpopular opinion' is one of the most annoying (of many) annoying styles of tweet on Twitter, it's one of the very dull 'trends' on there.  The place is full of kids who've watched football for about 2 years. And in this guys case, like many of these tweets done solely for attention, retweets and replies.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3188 on: April 20, 2020, 06:04:50 PM »
I’d be pissed off if I were Chevrolet..

Not only would I be the worst car brand on earth, but I’d be paying a large sum to have my name on the third strip that no one can read....
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3189 on: April 20, 2020, 06:09:11 PM »
Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

Clyne, Finnan and Arbeloa were all a lot better than Wan Bassaka so that debunks that crazy talk straight away.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3190 on: April 20, 2020, 06:28:09 PM »
Can use it for bus seats afterwards....


It’s ..... something else...

Exactly what I thought of. Defo got a bus seat vibe.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3191 on: April 20, 2020, 07:28:52 PM »
I’d be pissed off if I were Chevrolet..

Not only would I be the worst car brand on earth, but I’d be paying a large sum to have my name on the third strip that no one can read....


Next season is the last season of Chevy's 7 year deal to be kit sponsor..
I can guarantee, Chevy won't be renewing.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3192 on: April 20, 2020, 07:30:21 PM »
Don't know how genuine it is, but their rumoured kit for next year:


Ah, the piss rain design.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3193 on: April 20, 2020, 09:50:25 PM »
That green away kit is the one Zaire wore in the 1974 world cup.


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3194 on: April 20, 2020, 09:52:00 PM »
That green away kit is the one Zaire wore in the 1974 world cup.



That Zaire defender who booted the free kick away still came closer to scoring than Fred from his set piece attempt.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3195 on: April 20, 2020, 10:47:39 PM »
Alex Ferguson designed that one himself.

:lmao
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3196 on: April 20, 2020, 10:58:20 PM »
That Zaire defender who booted the free kick away still came closer to scoring than Fred from his set piece attempt.

Being fair, Fred was trying[no pun intended]out for the England rugby team with that free kick, Eddie Jones has said he was impressed that Fred scored 3 points. ;D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3197 on: April 20, 2020, 11:09:38 PM »
Lockdown isn't doing their fans any good. They've lost the plot.

https://twitter.com/NaldoUtd/status/1252093615763062784

One amusing reply in that thread, how close Phil Jones is to gurning his way to a testimonial with them.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3198 on: April 21, 2020, 12:17:20 AM »
It would be amazing if that third kit was real but it clearly isn't, unless the dimensions of adult men have changed dramatically while we've been in quarantine. Look at that collar FFS!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3199 on: April 21, 2020, 08:09:43 AM »