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If Ribery goes to Moscow, this can only be because he’s got a part in the next Bond film

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He’d be a very ugly Bond girl. Wonder what his name would be?
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If Ribery goes to Moscow, this can only be because he’s got a part in the next Bond film

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Well hello .....

Looks like the Pogba saga isn’t quite over...

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Paul Pogba to RMC: “I always feel good when I play football. I am doing what I love, it is my job. I will give my all each time I’m on a green pitch. Now, we know, words have been spoken. The future will decide it all. We’re still at this question mark.”

I think he’s a liability.... but they’re so so awful in midfield that letting him go would be .... suicide ?
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Surely, they can't sell him now.  He's their best player. 

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I actually don’t understand what Pogba just said.

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You've gotta be seriously stupid to be selling players after the transfer deadline has past unless you're well covered for those positions. And United really, really are not at all well covered, when McTominay is starting for them.

I reckon if Pogba goes they will finish bottom half.

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They’ll get another year out of Pogba it looks like.
Madrid can’t afford the deal this summer - despite them chasing Neymar apparently?!

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They’ll get another year out of Pogba it looks like.
Madrid can’t afford the deal this summer - despite them chasing Neymar apparently?!
The quotes above make it clear he wants to leave still.

Barcelona seem to be quite some way down the line of signing Neymar now
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The quotes above make it clear he wants to leave still.

Barcelona seem to be quite some way down the line of signing Neymar now

Don’t get me wrong I’d love him to leave. He’s really under rated on here
Like you I just don’t see how they can countenance it now - without him that midfield is near relegation levels
« Last Edit: August 12, 2019, 08:31:24 AM by JackWard33 »

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I actually don’t understand what Pogba just said.
Dont worry,I cant speak french either
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Little bit from the Mail :

BIG THREE RILED BY EARLY WINDOW

At a recent meeting between Premier League managers, the topic of the English window closing three weeks earlier than those in Europe was brought up.

Three managers in particular voiced very clear opinions on this, according to those present, and they were Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp and Mauricio Pochettino.

Tottenham chief Pochettino, whose club may well face reduced bids from the Continent for a number of their players including Christian Eriksen, who changed the game against Aston Villa on Saturday, then used his pre-match press conference to complain about the differing deadlines in public.

There is a sense among coaches of clubs outside the Big Six that if the higher-profile bosses continue to lobby against the mismatched windows, then the league will consider changing things back to how they were.
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Not surprising, it's a nice idea but if the dates don't match with other countries then it's just us that suffer really.

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that's the thing, it can only work if everyone does it, the FA sort of lept into it to quickly really!

I love the idea, cos it would stop so much disruption. But it's of little use the way it is now.
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Coutinho to Bayern, loan with option to buy, RAC1 reporting it, saw it on Twitter.

EDIT for clarity, they're reporting negotiations.
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That's a good move for him.

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The report also says that they'd loan him with no loan fee, and an option rather than obligation to buy.  Makes litte sense considering how desperate they where for some sort of fee - even a loan fee last week according to reports. Wouldn't they wait till the whole Neymar farce is sorted? Cos if they don't get him, what is the point of loaning Coutinho for bugger all.
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The report also says that they'd loan him with no loan fee, and an option rather than obligation to buy.  Makes litte sense considering how desperate they where for some sort of fee - even a loan fee last week according to reports. Wouldn't they wait till the whole Neymar farce is sorted? Cos if they don't get him, what is the point of loaning Coutinho for bugger all.

Not really if they don't loan him they will have to play him and if he makes around 25 appearances next season they have to pay us circa €20 million for appearance fees, so they end up saving that, english clubs wouldnt get him free as there is too much money here.

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Not really if they don't loan him they will have to play him and if he makes around 25 appearances next season they have to pay us circa €20 million for appearance fees, so they end up saving that, english clubs wouldnt get him free as there is too much money here.

they would be able to play him in 24 games then  :P

Just find it odd that they'd send him on loan with no loan fee, and especially no obligation to buy, basically doing Bayern a favour, cos they know they want to sign Sane next summer so only want him for a year anyway.

But anyway, whatever really. We'll see what gives, they certainly would end up with a few decent short term options if they sign him as well before the window shuts!
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I’m saying the Coutinho stuff is a nonsense as Bayern are on the cusp of signing Perisic.

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I’m saying the Coutinho stuff is a nonsense as Bayern are on the cusp of signing Perisic.
Two different players though I'd have thought?
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Two different players though I'd have thought?

Both like to play off the left.

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Icardi is certain to leave, Lukaku has taken the #9 shirt.

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Icardi is certain to leave, Lukaku has taken the #9 shirt.
The only one in his size?
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The only one in his size?
They didn't actually have his size, they took it off of the one fan in the stadium who could provide the right fit.
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Not really if they don't loan him they will have to play him and if he makes around 25 appearances next season they have to pay us circa €20 million for appearance fees, so they end up saving that, english clubs wouldnt get him free as there is too much money here.

How were the payments structured exactly and what are they still liable to play us? If it's a lot of money they'll get out of paying then it doesn't help our accounts.

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The rumour is that Pogba is off to Juve and that Fernandes will go to united in January to replace him ...
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Since Liverpool thread is closed I am gonna post here about this really unreliable transfer link I read.

Supposedly we are interested in this lad from Dortmund Academy along with many other clubs.

This kid is only 14 but he scored 2 goals per game for Dortmund's u17 team last season. On his debut for the u19 team he scored 6 goals.  :o

https://www.transfermarkt.us/youssoufa-moukoko/profil/spieler/467720


https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/youssoufa-moukoko-scores-for-borussia-dortmund-bvb-3259-2194

 This is exactly the type of players we should be going for.

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I googled the Coutinho to Bayern after coming late to the party, and the story seems to have changed to him not fancying them much, and a swap deal with PSG more likely since those initial reports. Strange, as from where I am sitting, it looks like they are swapping one whingey Brazilian for another.
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Since Liverpool thread is closed I am gonna post here about this really unreliable transfer link I read.

Supposedly we are interested in this lad from Dortmund Academy along with many other clubs.

This kid is only 14 but he scored 2 goals per game for Dortmund's u17 team last season. On his debut for the u19 team he scored 6 goals.  :o

https://www.transfermarkt.us/youssoufa-moukoko/profil/spieler/467720


https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/youssoufa-moukoko-scores-for-borussia-dortmund-bvb-3259-2194

 This is exactly the type of players we should be going for.

I don't want to be that guy, but is he really 14?
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I don't want to be that guy, but is he really 14?

He has been playing in Germany for quite a few years. He joined Dortmund at age of 11. Surely they would know if he was well off his age with puberty and all the other factors.

He also isn't super tall or anything. Only 1.72m according to transfermarkt.

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Since Liverpool thread is closed I am gonna post here about this really unreliable transfer link I read.

Supposedly we are interested in this lad from Dortmund Academy along with many other clubs.

This kid is only 14 but he scored 2 goals per game for Dortmund's u17 team last season. On his debut for the u19 team he scored 6 goals.  :o

https://www.transfermarkt.us/youssoufa-moukoko/profil/spieler/467720


https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/youssoufa-moukoko-scores-for-borussia-dortmund-bvb-3259-2194

 This is exactly the type of players we should be going for.

Any relation to Tonton Zola Moukoko?

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Any relation to Tonton Zola Moukoko?

Is that what Han Solo had to kill on the ice planet of Hoth to survive the freezing night?

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So a couple days after signing Ivan Perisic, now Bayern are getting strongly linked with re-signing Mario Mandzukic.

Just when ya thought they where getting younger, and then this  ;D

 
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I’m not sure why Barca and Real are throwing money at PSG for Neymar.

They are desperate to sell, they chat really hold on to the player. 

Wait and the price will fall...

And this is a player that fucked Barca over and is now fucking PSG over.... is he actually worth the effort?
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I’m not sure why Barca and Real are throwing money at PSG for Neymar.

They are desperate to sell, they chat really hold on to the player. 

Wait and the price will fall...

And this is a player that fucked Barca over and is now fucking PSG over.... is he actually worth the effort?
That news in bold has been sent by a pigeon, who got confused and went on to fly to South America. Whereas the Neymar price has been negotiated on Internet forums. Whoever buys him, gets stuck with the tulip bulbs...
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PSG rejected Barcas bid of 92 million quid plus Coutinho. They also rejected Reals bid including Bale and Rodriguez which was rejected. They would prefer to sell to Real per BBC

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Why would PSG sell him? They have infinite money and should just leave him on the bench for two seasons as punishment for acting like a meff.

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Coutinho to bayern being reported now.

https://twitter.com/FCBRAC1/status/1162417564129079296?s=19

Bayern are going to coast to another league title.