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Rush scored one, Rush scored two etc etc

Last time Everton scored 5 in a derby ? I could be wrong but a quick check suggests 1914

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Oh that duck. :lmao :lmao

Yeah.  It was the duck that broke me too.  ;D
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And I'll stake my entire reputation on that and am 100% certain that it won't come back to bite me on the arse and make me look an idiot and the end of the season, and you can fucking quote me on that ;D
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I've seen some terrible Everton teams in my time. I've seen that club in real trouble before. I think this is the biggest shit they've been in. They are fucking terrible. The squad is awful. The team has no soul.  Their scouting system is a joke.  They are clueless from top to bottom. This is it. This is the end. Our bitter friends, the end.

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Rush scored one, Rush scored two etc etc

Last time Everton scored 5 in a derby ? I could be wrong but a quick check suggests 1914

1941 they won 5-3 at Goodison, North region War League ;D

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Apparently we only scored long ball goals which don't count.

Doubly discounted because the long ball was very fast which equates to "pace".

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Apparently we only scored long ball goals which don't count.

I actually loved how direct we where. Silva's big game plan undone in about half an hour.
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I've seen some terrible Everton teams in my time. I've seen that club in real trouble before. I think this is the biggest shit they've been in. They are fucking terrible. The squad is awful. The team has no soul.  Their scouting system is a joke.  They are clueless from top to bottom. This is it. This is the end. Our bitter friends, the end.

Maybe. They don't really have any characters to pick them out of the mud.
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1941 they won 5-3 at Goodison, North region War League ;D

If it hadnabinferthewar etc

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It’s a mystery how Pickford is a professional footballer. Looks like a little boy lost all the time. Love watching him  have no clue how yet another shot flies past him into the net.

His reaction is always the same,it's like he has just seen a light bulb turned on for the first time and his first thought is witchcraft.
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It’s a mystery how Pickford is a professional footballer. Looks like a little boy lost all the time. Love watching him  have no clue how yet another shot flies past him into the net.

He's so fucking bad, it's hilarious.
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I actually loved how direct we where. Silva's big game plan undone in about half an hour.

What I liked (at least how it looked on the telly) is that we played so many of the triangles and diagonal balls, but when we played the long passes, the mostly seemed to be along the turf.  There seemed to be very few "hoof" balls - they were well placed chips that really carved them open.

They raised their game but it was never really a contest once we were in front.  And I'd rather win 5-2 than 3-0 because scoring five really imposes our dominance.
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It’s a mystery how Pickford is a professional footballer. Looks like a little boy lost all the time. Love watching him  have no clue how yet another shot flies past him into the net.

He's so bad he's hilarious, his lack of total awareness is laughable, as i keep saying he had a decent world cup, made a save in the shootout, hisa head has fallen through the roof, his arrogance is such that he keeps making the same basic errors over & over, he never learns from those errors. I love how he came out & had a snide pop at Allison, over Allison's error at Leicester last season, when Pickford has made error after error since. ;D

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They got the blue fairy lights up yet?

Don't think we need them this year but every little helps

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Well, they get to come back in a month for another go... ;D
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When you say 'the Chinese' , do you mean the Chinese state, or a firm , or a consortium?
Unless it's the state, it's probably a bit too soon to judge on what their owners might be like.
Fair point.

Sorry, I can't remember if it was state interest or private Chinese interest. I just had a quick Google but couldn't find anything on it.
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Arf



 :lmao :lmao :lmao

They really don't look out of place there, do they.  :wave
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The most noticeable thing about their support tonight was their muted cheers for their goals.   They may have scored but their support knew full well that the goals meant absolutely nothing in the context of the game.  At least they will enjoy their away day at Millwall next season.
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They really don't look out of place there, do they.  :wave

Not sure that Brighton and Villa should be in the caption, both put in good performances against us.   Crop the table to the bottom 3.
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Arf



 :lmao :lmao :lmao

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He's so fucking bad, it's hilarious.

If anybody could gif it looked like he was a frog when Origi got the ball for our first.
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I called Keen being a bust. Hadn't done enough at Juve for me. It's a bit like iheanacho. Scored loads in presureless games for city but tasked with being the man in Leicester he wasn't very good.

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Every fucking decision they got as well.

Their first goal - bag of fucking shite- cheatng c*nts. And the foul later on - on Mane?

And they say we get decisions?
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The most noticeable thing about their support tonight was their muted cheers for their goals.   They may have scored but their support knew full well that the goals meant absolutely nothing in the context of the game.  At least they will enjoy their away day at Millwall next season.

I was busy tonight so could only listen to the game on Radio Merseyside. By the time I tuned in we were already 1-0 up. I never heard the Everton fans sing at all in the entire game. When they scored their consolations, any cheer was barely audible.

They had Ronnie Goodlass on and he fully acknowledged Liverpool's dominance and clear superiority all round. The consensus was we could have had 7 or 8 goals if we were in the mood. Going by the commentary, it sounded like we did the job in the first half and eased back in the second, conserving energy and keeping them at arms length whilst in second gear. The few Bitters on the short phone-in afterwards sounded like they were on suicide watch.

I've just watch the highlights now and bloody hell, we were sensational.  :shocked
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I can’t even blame Pickford - our finishing was awesome today. Just awesome.

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Just an FYI, Everton's starting line-up tonight cost more than Liverpool's  ::)  Absolute state of that club.
that surely can’t be true, they’re so shite!!

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Silva is the first Everton manager to concede five league goals against Liverpool in a single match since Howard Kendall in November 1982 (5-0 against Bob Paisley's Liverpool).

So the 1st one since football started.
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I'll back you up on this mate; there's no way 2 such knowledgeable blokes like us could ever be wrong.
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I haven't seen a lot of them other than highlights, but the Keane/Mino combo tonight looked glacially slow.  Even Gini (who isn't slow but isn't near Mane/Origi/Salah) made them look like chumps on one or two occasions.

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I can’t even blame Pickford - our finishing was awesome today. Just awesome.

There's always room to blame Pickford.  His positioning for our first was ridiculous.  ;D  He tries to play like Alison when he's nothing like him.
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I was busy tonight so could only listen to the game on Radio Merseyside. By the time I tuned in we were already 1-0 up. I never heard the Everton fans sing at all in the entire game. When they scored their consolations, any cheer was barely audible.

They had Ronnie Goodlass on and he fully acknowledged Liverpool's dominance and clear superiority all round. The consensus was we could have had 7 or 8 goals if we were in the mood. Going by the commentary, it sounded like we did the job in the first half and eased back in the second, conserving energy and keeping them at arms length whilst in second gear. The few Bitters on the short phone-in afterwards sounded like they were on suicide watch.

I've just watch the highlights now and bloody hell, we were sensational.  :shocked


Watching the full rerun, have the feeling if they did get a 3rd, we'd have got a 5th before we did, 5-2 flattered them, some of the of the quality we had was out of this world, & that was not our full strength team out either, Klopp making a few changes, one forced.

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Apparently we only scored long ball goals which don't count.
So that's;

Long ball goals dont count
First ten games of the season don't count and,

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Pace goals don't count, got ya.

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When you say 'the Chinese' , do you mean the Chinese state, or a firm , or a consortium?
Unless it's the state, it's probably a bit too soon to judge on what their owners might be like.
the local takeaway I suspect would be more apt
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Triple their points and they’re still behind us.

They’re on the Villa path, but I thought next year would be the one they go down. I’m not so sure now.

And then going down the same year we win the title...it’s almost worth the thirty year wait. Almost.

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29 points ahead.  Don't think we were doing that well against them last season.  Worrying times. TM
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I was busy tonight so could only listen to the game on Radio Merseyside. By the time I tuned in we were already 1-0 up. I never heard the Everton fans sing at all in the entire game. When they scored their consolations, any cheer was barely audible.

They had Ronnie Goodlass on and he fully acknowledged Liverpool's dominance and clear superiority all round. The consensus was we could have had 7 or 8 goals if we were in the mood. Going by the commentary, it sounded like we did the job in the first half and eased back in the second, conserving energy and keeping them at arms length whilst in second gear. The few Bitters on the short phone-in afterwards sounded like they were on suicide watch.

I've just watch the highlights now and bloody hell, we were sensational.  :shocked

Only missed the first 5 mins then ;D

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We have as many wins as they have points. :D
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I can’t even blame Pickford - our finishing was awesome today. Just awesome.

It was but he's definitely suspect on both of Origi's goals. His positioning is usually awful; he does the basics so poorly for someone at the top level and relies on athleticism for everything. He'll be finished very early in his career. Just another Shay Given.
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