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I wonder if Evertonians ever wish that Liverpool was a one club city like Newcastle is and that Everton never really existed. Imagine how much more enjoyable their lives would be if they weren't filled with all of that resentment about the fact that they chose the wrong team to support before they were even old enough to know what they were doing.
They wish they grew up supporting Liverpool instead.

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I wonder if Evertonians ever wish that Liverpool was a one club city like Newcastle is and that Everton never really existed. Imagine how much more enjoyable their lives would be if they weren't filled with all of that resentment about the fact that they chose the wrong team to support before they were even old enough to know what they were doing.

Well, seeing as they were formed first, if Liverpool were a one club city then we'd all be miserable.  :-\  Thankfully, as it stands, it's just the Blue quarter that is miserable.

It must be tough being a Blue, though. Imagine that you have a 50/50 chance at something, and by either indoctrination or choice you pull the short straw then see your neighbour having the time of his life. A 50/50 chance and it went against you. You'd be well gutted, but to save face they have to go through all the crazy mental gymnastics that they do in order to pretend their choice/indoctrination was what they really wanted all along. We all know full well they are gutted at pulling the short straw. Their envy, resentment and bitterness gives the game away every time. If they were really happy being Everton and all that entails then they wouldn't give a monkeys about Liverpool. They'd just get on with enjoying being Everton. They don't enjoy being Everton though, hence why they are obsessed with everything Liverpool.
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Was he there as well?

Everton must have a whole team of phantom signings - you could include Sandro and Vlasic in the latest batch.

Oh fuck yeah, was he there.  Was paraded before the Boodison faithful in September 2009 as "the man who turned down Liverpool!" - and promptly fucked off to Galatasary four months later. :lmao
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I wonder if Evertonians ever wish that Liverpool was a one club city like Newcastle is and that Everton never really existed. Imagine how much more enjoyable their lives would be if they weren't filled with all of that resentment about the fact that they chose the wrong team to support before they were even old enough to know what they were doing.

No, never.  They wish WE had never existed.  Their Everton logic tells them that all the trophies we have won would then just magically transfer over to them, to make them the most successful club in global history ever.
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The guy is a crackpot  ;D

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And would Sean Dyche have played a half fit Chris Wood in the final? Exactly. Lucky bastards.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Oh yeah, of course.  It's all luck.  Maybe Jurgen can pick my lottery numbers then because the man's got mitts of solid fucking gold.
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Remember this bit of genius in the run-up to Kiev?



Here's the updated one!


Why?
Why the fuck would you go to such trouble inventing such a convoluted imaginary pile of shite like that about someone elses football team?
That fella must have absolutely no life away from a keyboard at all.
The fucking dickhead  :tosser
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Why?
Why the fuck would you go to such trouble inventing such a convoluted imaginary pile of shite like that about someone elses football team?
That fella must have absolutely no life away from a keyboard at all.
The fucking dickhead  :tosser

We are their life.

Also, this idiotic notion that only Liverpool get luck gets more and more laughable.
I don't think there is a team in history that has won things and not had a slice of luck go their way at some point in time. It's all swings and roundabouts, and all clubs see luck go for and against them throughout a season. Thing is, everyone remembers when Liverpool get a stroke of luck, but they forget straight away when the rub of the green goes against us. They never go on about the luck their own sides get from time to time, either. If that ball had crept over the line by a few millimetres at the Emptyhad we would be English Champions as well as European Champions, but if it had done so by those tiny margins our detractors would have said we had ''got lucky''. Funny how they didn't say Abu Dhabi got lucky in that instance though. It seems that in the eyes of the haters, we are the only club that experiences any luck at all. Nice confirmation bias from them, of course, as they lap up anything that backs their crackpot theory whilst rejecting the masses of evidence that contradicts it.

In the case of ToffeeDan, it's just an example of someone not liking reality, so inventing an alternative one.   :rollseyes :wave :rollseyes

It's hilarious how people like him make a simple game seem so complicated just because he doesn't like the outcome.
Football is simply about scoring more times than your opponent and accruing more points than him in order to win. All pretty simple stuff really. Well, unless you are a weird Bitter who has to invent a complex alternative 'reality' just so he can sleep a little easier at night.  :rollseyes
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Let this be a lesson to you all.

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Let this be a lesson to you all.

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They can only see everything in the English version of it (in the competitions they are in, to try and relate), and even then they can't do it right. This doesn't even consider the gulf in quality of Top European sides and English sides. The sides in CL are Champions and contenders of various leagues in Europe going through an intense qualifier phase (those who can't qualify directly). Bottom 10 of the PL will get hammered in Europa League group stages, let alone the Champions League. And I'm talking about PL sides, not even getting into Championship & League 1 sides.

Utter loons.

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We almost got the most difficult group possible this year.

The french champions, with their billions.
The second best side in Italy
The fourth pot side that had actually won old big ears.

In the next round we got a team that had made the semis 6 of the last 8 years, the second highest rated side in Europe.
We then got Porto, granted it could have been harder (but hardly burton Albion level)

Then Barcelona who have won the Spanish league 11 years in the last 14 (or similar)

And the final spurs who finished above us in our league last season...

Yeah.. easy
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Bit like Lucas Neill then?

At least back then Everton actually realised they were skint and made smart signings within their range. Now they just splash the cash at the wall and hope something sticks.

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Why?
Why the fuck would you go to such trouble inventing such a convoluted imaginary pile of shite like that about someone elses football team?
That fella must have absolutely no life away from a keyboard at all.
The fucking dickhead  :tosser

I'm on disability and even I can find other stuff to do then waste my entire day on a laptop. 
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At least back then Everton actually realised they were skint and made smart signings within their range. Now they just splash the cash at the wall and hope something sticks.

I don't even think he was  smart signing though.  I think they only wanted him because he turned us down.  Gawd knows what wages they offered him but he buggered off after just four months.  Probably got more mileage out of Gazza.
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I'm on disability and even I can find other stuff to do then waste my entire day on a laptop; Dreaming up ways to put down another teams achievements.
Fixed that for ya  ;)
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Fixed that for ya  ;)

tbf Everton don't have a lot of "achievements" to put down.  And I leave putting City down to you guys.  Delegation is important. ;D
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Well, seeing as they were formed first, if Liverpool were a one club city then we'd all be miserable.  :-\  Thankfully, as it stands, it's just the Blue quarter that is miserable.

It must be tough being a Blue, though. Imagine that you have a 50/50 chance at something, and by either indoctrination or choice you pull the short straw then see your neighbour having the time of his life. A 50/50 chance and it went against you. You'd be well gutted, but to save face they have to go through all the crazy mental gymnastics that they do in order to pretend their choice/indoctrination was what they really wanted all along. We all know full well they are gutted at pulling the short straw. Their envy, resentment and bitterness gives the game away every time. If they were really happy being Everton and all that entails then they wouldn't give a monkeys about Liverpool. They'd just get on with enjoying being Everton. They don't enjoy being Everton though, hence why they are obsessed with everything Liverpool.

It's like swapping places with someone in the lottery queue and them winning the jackpot and you losing your job, you'd be a little bitter.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.

Kids, don't do drugs, It fucks you up.

Also worth pointing out that, this season, Everton failed to beat Newcastle, Wolves, Spurs and Watford in 8 games.

No luck involved there.
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The problem with
Remember this bit of genius in the run-up to Kiev?


First he assumes City are no. 1, despite them losing to Liverpool in the quarters  last year and Spurs in the semis this year.

He then ranks Liverpool (last years finalists and this year's winner) 17th out of 32, which is nonsense.

He then complains about the levels of the teams they drew, despite all the group stages being seeded and Liverpool being a top seed in the groups.

Finally he reckons drawing Spurs, Barcelona and Porto as being drawn against the teams ranked somewhere around 15th to 21st.

Pretty nuts.

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The problem with
First he assumes City are no. 1, despite them losing to Liverpool in the quarters  last year and Spurs in the semis this year.

He then ranks Liverpool (last years finalists and this year's winner) 17th out of 32, which is nonsense.

He then complains about the levels of the teams they drew, despite all the group stages being seeded and Liverpool being a top seed in the groups.

Finally he reckons drawing Spurs, Barcelona and Porto as being drawn against the teams ranked somewhere around 15th to 21st.

Pretty nuts.

It is the most bizarre attempt to convince his fellow evertonians that a team which beat City, PSG, Barca, Bayern, Spurs, Porto and Roma is actually shit and lucky to have been playing such garbage as the above.
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It is the most bizarre attempt to convince his fellow evertonians that a team which beat City, PSG, Barca, Bayern, Spurs, Porto and Roma is actually shit and lucky to have been playing such garbage as the above.

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They have always have excuses to why we win

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They have always have excuses to why we win

What else can they do? Admit we're good?
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What else can they do? Admit we're good?

At some point after 30 years you have to give in. The mental gymnastics they do on a daily basis is unreal

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Everton are currently ranked 84th in UEFA's co-efficient. That means that if they qualified for Europe, they would be Cheltenham.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.

Kids, don't do drugs, It fucks you up.

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Everton are currently ranked 84th in UEFA's co-efficient. That means that if they qualified for Europe, they would be Cheltenham.

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Why?
Why the fuck would you go to such trouble inventing such a convoluted imaginary pile of shite like that about someone elses football team?
That fella must have absolutely no life away from a keyboard at all.
The fucking dickhead  :tosser

I've read it three times now and I can't fucking make heads or tails of it.

We are Brighton??
In his world are Spurs, Spurs? Or are they Bayern Munich? And one of Norwich or Burnley are Spurs?
Watford are Porto? Chelsea are Barcelona?

As the poster above said... the ramblings of a fucking madman.
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Didn't Everton lose to Brighton this season anyway.
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I've read it three times now and I can't fucking make heads or tails of it.

We are Brighton??
In his world are Spurs, Spurs? Or are they Bayern Munich? And one of Norwich or Burnley are Spurs?
Watford are Porto? Chelsea are Barcelona?

As the poster above said... the ramblings of a fucking madman.
No, Bayern are Spurs and Spurs are Norwich or Burnley 

Simple really :o  :butt

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We almost got the most difficult group possible this year.

The french champions, with their billions.
The second best side in Italy
The fourth pot side that had actually won old big ears.

In the next round we got a team that had made the semis 6 of the last 8 years, the second highest rated side in Europe.
We then got Porto, granted it could have been harder (but hardly burton Albion level)

Then Barcelona who have won the Spanish league 11 years in the last 14 (or similar)

And the final spurs who finished above us in our league last season...

Yeah.. easy

That shit side Spurs who knocked out the English and Dutch Cahampions. Proper shit they are.
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No, Bayern are Spurs and Spurs are Norwich or Burnley 

Simple really :o  :butt

This is where his point (!) falls to pieces

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I've read it three times now and I can't fucking make heads or tails of it.

We are Brighton??
In his world are Spurs, Spurs? Or are they Bayern Munich? And one of Norwich or Burnley are Spurs?
Watford are Porto? Chelsea are Barcelona?

As the poster above said... the ramblings of a fucking madman.

Yeah,i can't get into this world of his. In the end there i guess he admits being 'superficially a bit silly' trying to bend the reality.

I'm thinking he actually is the dog in the profile and has communicated this theory with barks but part of it has been lost in the translation.