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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2200 on: December 11, 2018, 11:24:01 PM »
Decent keepers have lots of shots that just so happen to hit them...its called positioning.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2201 on: December 11, 2018, 11:27:35 PM »
Decent keepers have lots of shots that just so happen to hit them...its called positioning.
Exactly. Nothing lucky about that save. He got himself in the right position and made himself big. That's what good 'keepers do.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2202 on: December 11, 2018, 11:29:35 PM »
Blow me sideways, Ali. You're not half bad are you lad.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2203 on: December 11, 2018, 11:48:18 PM »
Before we signed him I'd only seen him play against us so I was a bit underwhelmed to be honest. Not anymore, best goalie we've had since Clemence.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2204 on: December 11, 2018, 11:50:34 PM »
Blow me sideways, Ali. You're not half bad are you lad.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2205 on: December 11, 2018, 11:52:53 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/R_NwXtO9MI8" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/R_NwXtO9MI8</a>

please tell me this is his song! ready made  ;D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2206 on: December 11, 2018, 11:55:51 PM »
I’m gonna guess at a few comments on GOT when that happened

Hit him
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Napoli in on it


You joke - but I would totally expect them to say shit like that.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2207 on: December 11, 2018, 11:56:46 PM »
Weren’t kidding when someone called him the Messi of keepers.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2208 on: December 12, 2018, 12:01:57 AM »
After Torres I thought I was done with attachment to players. VVD and Alisson have got me acting like a little boy again. I want their posters on my wall. In awe.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2209 on: December 12, 2018, 12:03:15 AM »
Three world class saves in his last four matches.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2210 on: December 12, 2018, 12:06:04 AM »
Fuck me I love this lad. What an absolute BEAST!?

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2211 on: December 12, 2018, 12:06:40 AM »
You joke - but I would totally expect them to say shit like that.

I do not
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2212 on: December 12, 2018, 12:10:09 AM »
I’m gonna guess at a few comments on GOT when that happened

Hit him
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Napoli in on it

I think Becker has GoT sussed.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2213 on: December 12, 2018, 12:13:56 AM »
Before we signed him I'd only seen him play against us so I was a bit underwhelmed to be honest. Not anymore, best goalie we've had since Clemence.

Same here. We put a cricket score past him and I couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

Now I realise it was because by that stage of last season we were on another planet with our play. We were simply that good we would have made Gordon Banks look ordinary.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2214 on: December 12, 2018, 12:15:10 AM »
Alisson ! Alisson ! Alisson ! Alisson ! Alisson !Alisson !Alisson ! 

what a player this lads is

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2215 on: December 12, 2018, 12:49:08 AM »
What a beauty!

Save wasn’t bad either.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2216 on: December 12, 2018, 12:54:44 AM »
Schmeichelesque that save.

Worth every penny we paid for him.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2217 on: December 12, 2018, 12:59:09 AM »
To quote Paul senior, I’m jealous of his wife

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2218 on: December 12, 2018, 01:03:22 AM »
Now that we're out of the groups, just you watch the Becker rumours to Madrid flow.

Obviously an unsettling tactic, but just watch. It'll act as a sinker for De Gea too...

But this bloke has basically earned his transfer fee over the last two games alone and the media will shithouses and try to... well, be c*nts!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2219 on: December 12, 2018, 01:07:06 AM »
Marvellous

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2220 on: December 12, 2018, 01:40:51 AM »
Fucking beast. fast becoming (If not already) best keeper in the world. Easily take him over De Gea, kepa and Courtois right now.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2221 on: December 12, 2018, 01:42:29 AM »
Fucking beast. fast becoming (If not already) best keeper in the world. Easily take him over De Gea, kepa and Courtois right now.

there's about 10 other goalies I'd take ahead of Kepa, he's done little to show he's a different level of goalie, as of yet.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2222 on: December 12, 2018, 02:20:16 AM »
To be honest looking at a still of it he’s diving slightly to his left, quite a bit of space for milik to aim for, thank fuck he didnt

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2223 on: December 12, 2018, 02:39:56 AM »
Is there a song for him yet? There has to be with a name like that and with talent like that. He's genuinely a genius of a goalkeeper.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2224 on: December 12, 2018, 03:03:34 AM »
Remember how Henderson can't turn on the ball. There was this moment in the 1st half. He passed the ball in such a way that Henderson could turn on the ball right in midfield with acres of space in front of him.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2225 on: December 12, 2018, 03:31:42 AM »
You'd never see this sort of thing at Everton.













That's because Pickford wouldn't be able to wrap his arms around Silva's neck.  ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2226 on: December 12, 2018, 03:43:48 AM »
Same here. We put a cricket score past him and I couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

Now I realise it was because by that stage of last season we were on another planet with our play. We were simply that good we would have made Gordon Banks look ordinary.
Poor Allison looked in tears at one point. I felt bad for him, especially cause I believed he was on his way here- seeing the links were so strong and believable at that point.

I think it was a combination of the Anfield factor, our counter-pressing and the fact he had interview-nerves. In front of his future employers and future supporters and he didn't want to put a foot wrong.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2227 on: December 12, 2018, 04:05:23 AM »
He has got super powers that mere humans can only dream about. sixth sense, super reflexes and unbelievable luck.... :)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2228 on: December 12, 2018, 04:08:50 AM »
Poor Allison looked in tears at one point. I felt bad for him, especially cause I believed he was on his way here- seeing the links were so strong and believable at that point.

I think it was a combination of the Anfield factor, our counter-pressing and the fact he had interview-nerves. In front of his future employers and future supporters and he didn't want to put a foot wrong.
Hypothetically, if he did think he was on his way, I wonder if he thought that poor performances might make the deal fall through?   :P
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2229 on: December 12, 2018, 04:48:41 AM »
Poor Allison looked in tears at one point. I felt bad for him, especially cause I believed he was on his way here- seeing the links were so strong and believable at that point.

I think it was a combination of the Anfield factor, our counter-pressing and the fact he had interview-nerves. In front of his future employers and future supporters and he didn't want to put a foot wrong.
He didn't play poorly that night - we were just that good that it didn't matter.


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2230 on: December 12, 2018, 05:21:38 AM »
What Klopp did getting this guy here should not be underestimated together with whatever back 4 we put out we just look safe again. Oh hes a handsome bastard as well!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2231 on: December 12, 2018, 06:32:37 AM »
Is there a song for him yet? There has to be with a name like that and with talent like that. He's genuinely a genius of a goalkeeper.

His name over and over - it’s very powerful - a pure act of worship - and it’s easy to learn

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2232 on: December 12, 2018, 06:51:43 AM »
I loved Reina!  Thought he was an excellent keeper! 

Alisson is like Reina with hair like how Samson is more effective when he has hair ;)

Never thought I'd see an even better keeper than Reina and now I have!
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« Reply #2233 on: December 12, 2018, 06:55:01 AM »
Can't believe I ever thought it was ridiculous to spend so much on a keeper. Worth every penny.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2234 on: December 12, 2018, 07:00:48 AM »
To the tune of “ Better Man “ by Paolo Nutini 

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He makes us smile
He thinks the way we think
That guy
Makes us wanna be Becker !

Saw him down Anfield Road
With his hair slicked back
And his GQ pose
We kissed the sky
To send the blues away

Oh that guy
Makes us wanna be a Becker man !
Yeah and should he see fit
Gonna save them like a Becker man can.

He’s fearless, he’s free
Oh he, is worth every penny
And that guy,
he’s got us feeling so much Becker !

We’d trade all the money in the world,
just to see,
this guys smile !
And all the while,
he’ll make us feel so much Becker !
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2235 on: December 12, 2018, 07:01:41 AM »
Just did a bean count and realised without Alisson in goal we would have 31 points and be playing in the Europa League today. Missing piece of the jigsaw if there ever was one!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2236 on: December 12, 2018, 07:07:24 AM »
Just did a bean count and realised without Alisson in goal we would have 31 points and be playing in the Europa League today. Missing piece of the jigsaw if there ever was one!

Think you're being generous, playing without a keeper we'd probably be on zero points and would end up 4th in the group.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2237 on: December 12, 2018, 07:10:49 AM »
That yellow goalie shirt is looking very tempting for a Christmas present....to myself.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2238 on: December 12, 2018, 07:42:42 AM »
He made that save look very easy and routine. He's just brilliant, the way he commands his area. Quite easily the most handsome player in the league too it has to be said.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2239 on: December 12, 2018, 07:44:05 AM »
I now watch highlights from other games and think "Alisson would have saved that."