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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2160 on: December 11, 2018, 10:25:52 PM »
I just want him to hold me tight and never let go.


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2161 on: December 11, 2018, 10:26:05 PM »
Never thought I'd find goalie love again after Pepe left. He's made be believe in goalie love again! 

Me too.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2162 on: December 11, 2018, 10:26:30 PM »
He's so damn good.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2163 on: December 11, 2018, 10:26:39 PM »
My heart!! Allison is fucking boss! Wow

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2164 on: December 11, 2018, 10:26:40 PM »
You get what you pay for in life. That was an utterly sensational save, to go with his ones against Everton and Burnley last week.

He is literally collecting points and matches for us. With monsters like him and VVD at the back keeping shutouts it's always going to give us a strong chance of a win with the firepower at the other end.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2165 on: December 11, 2018, 10:27:34 PM »
What did you wish for?

To meet our legend Paul Konchesky
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2166 on: December 11, 2018, 10:28:57 PM »
Nothing he does surprises me he was amazing last year for Roma.

Im so grateful that he is here, this what having a world class keeper feels like. This is what they do.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2167 on: December 11, 2018, 10:29:13 PM »
To meet our legend Paul Konchesky

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2168 on: December 11, 2018, 10:30:13 PM »
Alisson’s the cat that got the Milik.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2169 on: December 11, 2018, 10:31:05 PM »
Tell you what, you always hear people say a great keeper will win you 10-15 points a season. You only realise how true that is when you have a elite keeper

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2170 on: December 11, 2018, 10:32:12 PM »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2171 on: December 11, 2018, 10:32:25 PM »
I thought Pepe was great but it feels like this is the first time in my lifetime we've had a monster in goal. Steady throughout the match and that last save was out of this world.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2172 on: December 11, 2018, 10:33:00 PM »
I thought Pepe was great but it feels like this is the first time in my lifetime we've had a monster in goal. Steady throughout the match and that last save was out of this world.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2173 on: December 11, 2018, 10:33:38 PM »
If you came home and he was in bed with your wife you would help guide him in to her

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2174 on: December 11, 2018, 10:35:49 PM »
I thought Pepe was great but it feels like this is the first time in my lifetime we've had a monster in goal. Steady throughout the match and that last save was out of this world.

It's like 08/09 Pepe but from the very beginning. What a player.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2175 on: December 11, 2018, 10:36:50 PM »
If you came home and he was in bed with your wife you would help guide him in to her

If I caught him in bed with my wife I'd get her to arrange for him to come back again , he'd get some shock when it was me laying in wait

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2176 on: December 11, 2018, 10:37:26 PM »
If I caught him in bed with my wife I'd get her to arrange for him to come back again , he'd get some shock when it was me laying in wait
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2177 on: December 11, 2018, 10:37:45 PM »
If you came home and he was in bed with your wife you would help guide him in to her
Why bother, turn the light off and walk in the other room to watch TV. You'd know she's in safe hands.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2178 on: December 11, 2018, 10:39:17 PM »
At the end when Jürgen joined the players on the pitch, didn’t he walk over to Alisson and go “fucking hell!!”.  ;D Would love to see that again if so!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2179 on: December 11, 2018, 10:39:18 PM »
Tell you what, you always hear people say a great keeper will win you 10-15 points a season. You only realise how true that is when you have a elite keeper

Exactly. It's the same for all key players. In the end, once you have them, you realise you need a top player for goalie, CB, midfield, creator and goalscorer.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2180 on: December 11, 2018, 10:41:46 PM »
Exactly. It's the same for all key players. In the end, once you have them, you realise you need a top player for goalie, CB, midfield, creator and goalscorer.

True. Signings like him and Van Dijk too will hopefully shut people up in the media about not signing players for the sake of it, and might think twice about having a pop at managers who wait to get their man

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2181 on: December 11, 2018, 10:42:24 PM »
Just realised his name's Loris, shows how much I remember about him

Enough to be a sad enough to bring him up tonight though.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2182 on: December 11, 2018, 10:43:11 PM »
As good as we were how we managed to score 7 goals against him in the semis will forever be a mystery.


Because their defensive line was stationed on our 18 yard box.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2183 on: December 11, 2018, 10:43:51 PM »
True. Signings like him and Van Dijk too will hopefully shut people up in the media about not signing players for the sake of it, and might think twice about having a pop at managers who wait to get their man

That's a good point. We didn't panic, we made sure to get the right players. And it looks like a really good strategy. As someone once told me ”I can't afford to buy cheap”.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2184 on: December 11, 2018, 10:44:11 PM »
He's levels above everyone I've seen at Liverpool,  Pepe included. Just an absolute phenomenon.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2185 on: December 11, 2018, 10:45:08 PM »
Enough to be a sad enough to bring him up tonight though.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2186 on: December 11, 2018, 10:45:57 PM »
What. A. Save

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2187 on: December 11, 2018, 10:46:44 PM »
Comfortably the best Ive seen in the premier league era for us, on current evidence, just like vvd is comfortably the best defender we have had. I dont need them to win hardware to know that

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2188 on: December 11, 2018, 10:47:33 PM »
Top draw. Just utter quality

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2189 on: December 11, 2018, 10:47:53 PM »
That's a good point. We didn't panic, we made sure to get the right players. And it looks like a really good strategy. As someone once told me ”I can't afford to buy cheap”.

Very very true, we dont panic off the pitch and we dont panic on it now which is beautiful. I said to a mate before the game that last season or the season before I wouldn't have any hope we could do a 1-0 over Napoli, we would of had to blow them away,  but that's the difference this season, we can win 1-0 now and be comfortable, relatively :-)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2190 on: December 11, 2018, 10:49:17 PM »
Very very true, we dont panic off the pitch and we dont panic on it now which is beautiful. I said to a mate before the game that last season or the season before I wouldn't have any hope we could do a 1-0 over Napoli, we would of had to blow them away,  but that's the difference this season, we can win 1-0 now and be comfortable, relatively :-)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2191 on: December 11, 2018, 10:51:50 PM »
He is the new Milk Tray man, an absolute fucking don.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2192 on: December 11, 2018, 10:52:14 PM »
We’ve bought our Peter Schmeicel

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2193 on: December 11, 2018, 10:53:03 PM »
That save ranks up there with Dudek's from the feet of Shevchenko in extra time in Istanbul.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2194 on: December 11, 2018, 10:54:06 PM »
At the end when Jürgen joined the players on the pitch, didn’t he walk over to Alisson and go “fucking hell!!”.  ;D Would love to see that again if so!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2195 on: December 11, 2018, 10:55:05 PM »
Comfortably the best Ive seen in the premier league era for us, on current evidence, just like vvd is comfortably the best defender we have had. I dont need them to win hardware to know that
Agree. I don’t know how to describe it properly, but it’s like him and Van Dijk have some kind of aura around them. They are technically and physically excellent but on top of that they have a presence and confidence that elevates them to an even higher level. Absolute world class players.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2196 on: December 11, 2018, 10:59:18 PM »
Agree. I don’t know how to describe it properly, but it’s like him and Van Dijk have some kind of aura around them. They are technically and physically excellent but on top of that they have a presence and confidence that elevates them to an even higher level. Absolute world class players.

They learn from any mistake they make. That’s a trait they both have over other talented players that can be stubborn in their arrogance. Alisson is confident in his ability, but he learned from that mistake at Leicester, rather than being arrogant.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2197 on: December 11, 2018, 11:00:33 PM »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2198 on: December 11, 2018, 11:03:04 PM »

This is why we should never be afraid to push the boat out to secure top talent, it always looks cheap in hindsight

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #2199 on: December 11, 2018, 11:21:31 PM »
What a beauty!