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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #880 on: January 18, 2020, 10:03:28 AM »
Some real hate for the Opus song in here.

Because it's not sung properly and sped up more than any other song that we have
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #881 on: January 18, 2020, 12:05:38 PM »
This is very much me. When I read about him, I'm obviously made up that he's leading our club successfully, but what comes across every time is what a thoroughly decent, caring human being he is. His interpersonal skills and emotional intelligence are off the scale, apart from when he is asked stupid questions by journos in press conferences.

The maddest thing is that we still get the likes of Dannys Mills and Murphy, keys and gray, Tyler, Neville, Carragher and Hamman telling him what he is doing wrong. Oh and one or two on here, although thankully the online advice corps is not as busy as it was  ;).
totally agree with this and hes set the tone for the whole squad - obviously first and foremost they are great footballers and if a bunch of shithouses were leading us to the league i'd still be cheering them on. but this group are just great people as well. Klopp, Salah, Mane, Chamberlain, Henderson, Gini, Milner, firmino, Allison, VVD … you could go on. all humble nice people which just adds to the feeling of pride

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #882 on: January 18, 2020, 05:53:15 PM »
Forget the plaudits, the fella needs a song.

He's saddled with a poor one - one that's hard to sing.

Given it's Jurgen Klopp he should be getting the most famous tune ever composed by a German. 'Ode to Joy'. Anything less magnificent just wouldn't do the fella justice. Here's the words, as composed by Schiller:

Let us all praise Jurgen Klopp
He’s the King of Liverpool
Praise him from the famous Kop
Crowned the King of Liverpool
First Bill Shankly
Then Bob Paisley
Then King Kenny
And the rest
Now Jurgen Klopp’s at Anfield
Liverpool are truly Blessed.

For the few cultural paupers among our learned and educated crowd, here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9dLGDCdg3g

And if anyone wants to say we shouldn't be having classical music to serenade our men, my answer is the old 'Tommy Lawrence' and the current 'Jordan Henderson' songs.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #883 on: January 18, 2020, 06:00:06 PM »
He's saddled with a poor one - one that's hard to sing.

Given it's Jurgen Klopp he should be getting the most famous tune ever composed by a German. 'Ode to Joy'. Anything less magnificent just wouldn't do the fella justice. Here's the words, as composed by Schiller:

Let us all praise Jurgen Klopp
He’s the King of Liverpool
Praise him from the famous Kop
Crowned the King of Liverpool
First Bill Shankly
Then Bob Paisley
Then King Kenny
And the rest
Now Jurgen Klopp’s at Anfield
Liverpool are truly Blessed.

For the few cultural paupers among our learned and educated crowd, here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9dLGDCdg3g

And if anyone wants to say we shouldn't be having classical music to serenade our men, my answer is the old 'Tommy Lawrence' and the current 'Jordan Henderson' songs.

You have to applaud the blue Mancs for their grasp of culture though, as they serenaded their team's efforts with a rousing rendition of 4'33" at the end of the Palace game.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #884 on: January 18, 2020, 07:23:38 PM »
Just popped in to say and in case the man himself is lurking.... "Jurgen, I fucking love you man, more than you will ever know. Right behind you all the way lad, Now go fucking get 'em".
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #885 on: January 18, 2020, 09:39:41 PM »
You have to applaud the blue Mancs for their grasp of culture though, as they serenaded their team's efforts with a rousing rendition of 4'33" at the end of the Palace game.
Hahahahaha, nice!

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #886 on: January 19, 2020, 09:42:16 PM »
“When I sit here in four years, I think we won one title.” - Jürgen Klopp, October 2015
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #887 on: January 19, 2020, 10:20:30 PM »
“When I sit here in four years, I think we won one title.” - Jürgen Klopp, October 2015

and he was correct.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #888 on: January 19, 2020, 10:22:05 PM »
“When I sit here in four years, I think we won one title.” - Jürgen Klopp, October 2015

and he was correct.
Good thing he didn't say 5 years, he'd have been wrong...  ;)
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #889 on: January 21, 2020, 10:13:23 AM »
https://youtu.be/egmPS8tXgXw

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #890 on: January 21, 2020, 10:26:06 AM »
https://youtu.be/egmPS8tXgXw

If you ever wanted a reminder of how far we’ve come in a short amount of time.


Now this is not the start. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of the start.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #891 on: January 21, 2020, 06:43:19 PM »
Just saw this post on RedCafe regarding Klopp...

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But my head over heart answer is that they'll keep winning until Klopp runs out of hugs, and there's no sign of that right now. On Sunday he hugged that many players and staff that many times I thought he was going to start hugging the crowd next. He's not only got them playing amazing football, with absolute confidence, but he's making sure they all enjoy it too. Compare that to Pep's sour faced demeanor. Its annoying how impossible it is to dislike Klopp

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #892 on: January 21, 2020, 10:51:14 PM »
Just saw this post on RedCafe regarding Klopp...

When there are fans of your traditional rival praising your coach you know it's going very well!
He hugged Linda too ... and then John 😀
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #893 on: January 21, 2020, 10:55:07 PM »
“When I sit here in four years, I think we won one title.” - Jürgen Klopp, October 2015

And people scoffed at that remark as him making a promise that he may not be able delivered. Some even felt that they have to excuse his English because what he meant actually is just any cups and not necessarily league title. And yet here we are, on the verge of winning the league in 4 years. Messiah
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #894 on: January 21, 2020, 11:02:11 PM »
And people scoffed at that remark as him making a promise that he may not be able delivered. Some even felt that they have to excuse his English because what he meant actually is just any cups and not necessarily league title. And yet here we are, on the verge of winning the league in 4 years. Messiah

It wasn't excusing his English, he really did mean cups.

And being as we won the biggest of them all in June of last year, he was absolutely spot on  8)
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #895 on: January 22, 2020, 04:46:48 AM »
It wasn't excusing his English, he really did mean cups.

And being as we won the biggest of them all in June of last year, he was absolutely spot on  8)
I know what he meant. I said what I said with a touch of sarcasm la  8)
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #896 on: January 22, 2020, 08:46:18 PM »
Highest EVER win ratio for a Liverpool manager with an incredible 61.48%, even overtaking Kenny Dalglish.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #897 on: January 22, 2020, 08:55:47 PM »
He's good isn't he?

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #898 on: Yesterday at 01:53:42 PM »
He's good isn't he?


But what has Klopp ever done for us?

Well, he signed Sadio Mané and Georginio Wijnaldum.

Yeh, he signed Sadio Mané and Georginio Wijnaldum, but what has Klopp ever done for us?

Well, he also signed Mohamed Salah and Andy Robertson.

Yeh, he also signed Mohamed Salah and Andy Robertson, but what has Klopp ever done for us?

And he signed the Oxlade-Chamberlain, Big Virg and Alisson Becker.

Okay, he also signed Oxlade-Chamberlain, Big Virg and Alisson Becker, but what has Klopp ever done for us?

Well, he did win us the Champions League.

Okay, he did win the Champions League, but what has Klopp ever done for us?

Annnnd he did win us the UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World too.


All right, but apart from signing Sadio Mané, Georginio Wijnaldum, Mohamed Salah, Andy Robertson, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Big Virg, Alisson Becker, winning us the Champions League, the UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World too...

what has Klopp ever done for us?


We're top of the Premier League too!

Shut up!



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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #899 on: Yesterday at 03:27:23 PM »
He's good isn't he?

Ah he's done alright I suppose