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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2640 on: January 17, 2019, 09:30:34 PM »

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2641 on: January 17, 2019, 09:38:01 PM »
Lovely stuff.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2642 on: January 17, 2019, 09:53:27 PM »
Top player and a thoroughly top bloke.

Chuffed for him, and chuffed for us!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2643 on: January 17, 2019, 10:13:47 PM »
Get in. Thoroughly deserved. Without doubt to get a lb at the same level as hes at now we'd be looking at 30 million plus. Will be great to see another scottish fullback league winner in the side.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2644 on: January 17, 2019, 10:19:36 PM »
Great news and well deserved!

Hes been brilliant since he arrived and only seem to get better and better.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2645 on: January 17, 2019, 10:30:00 PM »
Get in. Thoroughly deserved. Without doubt to get a lb at the same level as hes at now we'd be looking at 30 million plus. Will be great to see another scottish fullback league winner in the side.

That would be ridiculously cheap. Luke Shaw cost 30m in 2014. Robertson is a level above.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2646 on: January 17, 2019, 10:32:38 PM »
Get in. Thoroughly deserved. Without doubt to get a lb at the same level as hes at now we'd be looking at 30 million plus. Will be great to see another scottish fullback league winner in the side.

30 million nowadays gets you players like Keane and ake. Hes probably worth 50 plus in todays market.

Great news that he signed the contract without any fuss or anything. Just shows how much the lad is enjoying being part of Liverpool football club.

Anybody know how much hes on now? Bet its still considerably less than Luke shaw.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2647 on: January 17, 2019, 10:34:07 PM »
Too old for heroes but he's my current favourite player. Watching games on TV last season, I couldn't understand how Robertson was getting a song so soon, then went to Anfield three times in six weeks and I understood.

He's like Joey Jones would have been if Roberto Carlos was his Dad, Serena Williams was his Mum, Steven Hawking was his teacher, Shankly was his mentor and he was adopted by Braveheart. 

I think this is genuine man love.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2648 on: January 17, 2019, 10:36:25 PM »
That would be ridiculously cheap. Luke Shaw cost 30m in 2014. Robertson is a level above.

http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/243/en/

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2649 on: January 17, 2019, 10:46:01 PM »
http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/243/en/

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2650 on: January 17, 2019, 10:53:07 PM »
http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/243/en/

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I remember our tipping him for great things years ago Roy. Whatever happened to Ryan Gauld after he went to Sportinf Lisbon?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2651 on: January 17, 2019, 11:04:26 PM »
http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/243/en/

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I doff my hat to you. I remember your article being shared on here back in 2017. Good to see you back on here.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2652 on: January 17, 2019, 11:43:14 PM »
http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2018/243/en/

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you were spot on with your Robbo assessment, indeed 8)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2653 on: January 17, 2019, 11:50:50 PM »
Great stuff

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2654 on: January 18, 2019, 12:15:42 AM »
Well deserved. Keep it up

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2655 on: January 18, 2019, 12:37:12 AM »
One of our best players. It's a good thing that we're tying down all our important players one by one.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2656 on: January 18, 2019, 01:46:03 AM »
Great stuff. The guy is quality.  :D
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2657 on: January 18, 2019, 05:48:02 AM »
I am Just Fucking Robertson
Rather him than Matt Damon.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2658 on: January 18, 2019, 05:51:32 AM »
Robertson is already one of the all time best deals ever signed for Liverpool. Not to mention in terms of attitude and work ethic he is a throwback to the old days of the Scottish core of the great Liverpool sides.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2659 on: January 18, 2019, 06:22:01 AM »
If that's the only bit of business we do this transfer window then I'll be chuffed.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2660 on: January 18, 2019, 07:00:41 AM »
I remember our tipping him for great things years ago Roy. Whatever happened to Ryan Gauld after he went to Sportinf Lisbon?

I know - hes gone on loan to Hibs about a minute ago. 23 now - mad!

Armstrong looks decent at Southampton, John Souttar is trundling along at Hearts... we got the best of the bunch. :)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2661 on: January 18, 2019, 07:28:42 AM »
Jrgen Klopp: I think of all the contract renewals I have been involved with, this one was done in almost record time. He might be from Glasgow originally, but everything about him screams Liverpool."

Deserved. Happy for the lad.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2662 on: January 18, 2019, 09:12:53 AM »
Great January Signing!


I think he's pure class and has a great attitude, glad the "spine" of this current team is here on long term contracts, great news.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2663 on: January 18, 2019, 10:05:43 AM »
Brilliant news.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2664 on: January 18, 2019, 12:32:20 PM »
Rather him than Matt Damon.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2665 on: January 18, 2019, 12:35:16 PM »
Fantastic.
An absolute gem of a player.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2666 on: January 18, 2019, 12:38:36 PM »
Best leftback on planet Earth, don't give a fuck what anyone says, if they disagree they are simply wrong.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2667 on: January 18, 2019, 12:46:34 PM »
Now we have secured the best LB in the Prem.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2669 on: January 18, 2019, 01:19:29 PM »
Nice one Robbo.. Onwards and upwards..
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2670 on: January 18, 2019, 03:32:20 PM »
Made up with this - Well deserved.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2671 on: January 18, 2019, 03:47:04 PM »
Very welcome news as I think we'll have one of the best LB's in Europe for some years to come. He's the complete fullback. Determined, pacy, hardworking, good technique, and actually very good in the final third for a defender. He will quickly become our Mr. Reliable (along with quite a few other players e.g. VVD, Gini). We now have 2 very decent FB's and hopefully we can bring in 1 to act as cover for him to allow him to rest a few games now and then.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2672 on: January 19, 2019, 04:52:17 PM »
Hope he has an assist bonus in that contract.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2673 on: January 19, 2019, 04:57:14 PM »
Important work for Mane's goal!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2674 on: January 19, 2019, 04:58:35 PM »
Too old for heroes but he's my current favourite player. Watching games on TV last season, I couldn't understand how Robertson was getting a song so soon, then went to Anfield three times in six weeks and I understood.

He's like Joey Jones would have been if Roberto Carlos was his Dad, Serena Williams was his Mum, Steven Hawking was his teacher, Shankly was his mentor and he was adopted by Braveheart. 

I think this is genuine man love.


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2675 on: January 19, 2019, 04:59:00 PM »
Nice assist for Mane's goal.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2676 on: January 19, 2019, 05:18:47 PM »
He will never have another assist like that for Mane's goal, sheer determination!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2677 on: January 19, 2019, 05:49:39 PM »
Now. When he plays for Scotland he shoots in the first half on the one where he makes the weird cut back. Hes almost deferential in those circumstances for us. When he clicks onto the fact he has a right to shoot first and ask questions later hell contribute goals. Hes somehow fixated on assists at his own expense - ish that an outlandish shuggeshtion?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2678 on: January 19, 2019, 05:51:22 PM »
Now. When he plays for Scotland he shoots in the first half on the one where he makes the weird cut back. Hes almost deferential in those circumstances for us. When he clicks onto the fact he has a right to shoot first and ask questions later hell contribute goals. Hes somehow fixated on assists at his own expense - ish that an outlandish shuggeshtion?

To be fair to the lad him and Trent have a thing going on, priorities n that.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2679 on: January 20, 2019, 06:27:44 AM »
Too old for heroes but he's my current favourite player. Watching games on TV last season, I couldn't understand how Robertson was getting a song so soon, then went to Anfield three times in six weeks and I understood.

He's like Joey Jones would have been if Roberto Carlos was his Dad, Serena Williams was his Mum, Steven Hawking was his teacher, Shankly was his mentor and he was adopted by Braveheart. 

I think this is genuine man love.

I feel exactly those feelings too

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