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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2960 on: April 28, 2019, 07:20:56 AM »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2961 on: April 28, 2019, 10:34:29 AM »
Robertson has been amazing. He could definitely do with some competition next season, maybe Jamal Lewis from Norwich?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2962 on: April 28, 2019, 10:36:32 AM »
Robertson has been amazing. He could definitely do with some competition next season, maybe Jamal Lewis from Norwich?

He definitely needs back up. I'm not sure who but I'm sure they are looking.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2963 on: April 28, 2019, 10:37:53 AM »
Robertson has been amazing. He could definitely do with some competition next season, maybe Jamal Lewis from Norwich?
Robertson being great and available for almost all games could make it challenging to find a very good backup. The best players want to play, and at the same time it's unlikely that we'll throw massive wages on someone who will play less than 10 matches per season. These are luxury problems which you get when you have great players.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2964 on: April 28, 2019, 10:42:49 AM »
Robertson being great and available for almost all games could make it challenging to find a very good backup. The best players want to play, and at the same time it's unlikely that we'll throw massive wages on someone who will play less than 10 matches per season. These are luxury problems which you get when you have great players.

Its likely Klopp will want a multi-functional player, maybe someone who can play left back and centreback? There is also Sessegnon who plays further forward but can play left back.

Either way Robertson is amazing but because the fullbacks are key attackers, we have to have someone else who can play.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2965 on: April 28, 2019, 11:09:53 AM »
I honestly think Sessegnon is the best option. Cover at LB, good age profile, can play further forward and could be play either wing, and he is a cracking player. Will need to pay biggish for him but with Fulham relegated they are not in a great position to negotiate.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2966 on: April 28, 2019, 12:50:46 PM »
Sessegnon would be a great alternative if Moreno leaves, but i feel he is more attacking minded player, more than a defensive one right?

he used to play as a winger for Fulham as far as i remember..

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2967 on: April 28, 2019, 07:29:20 PM »
He definitely needs back up. I'm not sure who but I'm sure they are looking.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2968 on: April 29, 2019, 06:26:22 AM »
Its likely Klopp will want a multi-functional player, maybe someone who can play left back and centreback? There is also Sessegnon who plays further forward but can play left back.

Either way Robertson is amazing but because the fullbacks are key attackers, we have to have someone else who can play.

Agree. Whoever comes in as a Robertson backup will be someone who can play another position, probably central defence. A left-sided Joe Gomez type maybe. Or a Sessegnon or Moreno type that can play farther forward too.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2969 on: April 29, 2019, 03:44:39 PM »
Andy Robertson has also been awarded the PFA Community Champion award for generally being a thoroughly good egg.

Well in young man.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2970 on: April 29, 2019, 09:25:45 PM »
Great to read, that.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2971 on: April 30, 2019, 06:32:08 AM »
Best full back I can remember playing for us. In fact, don't even think its that close.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2972 on: April 30, 2019, 06:35:57 AM »
Its likely Klopp will want a multi-functional player, maybe someone who can play left back and centreback? There is also Sessegnon who plays further forward but can play left back.

Either way Robertson is amazing but because the fullbacks are key attackers, we have to have someone else who can play.

That is the profile of player I want as his back-up. Our full-backs are so crucial to our attack that I would be happy for us to get someone who is essentially a left winger (who has the pace to get back if needed) to bring in against the dross at home when we expect to dominate the ball. Robertson would still play the majority of games and always start against top opposition, but would be great to be able to rest him more.

Any of the kids in U-23s or below fit this profile?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2973 on: April 30, 2019, 08:24:55 AM »
It would need to be someone of good value as you'd expect Robbo to keep that left-back spot and only have occasional swaps in certain games or as back-up in case of injury etc. That would surely rule out players like Sessegnon, who already has a high profile in the English game and we all know that also means a high, inflated, price. Hopefully we fish out another pearl in the same way we fished out this one. Someone not necessarily noticed but one that has all of the attributes and qualities to work in our system who would turn into a very good player with Klopp's guiding hand.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2974 on: April 30, 2019, 02:43:17 PM »
Stanley N'Soki plays leftback and centreback, is young and pretty highly regarded. He'd be a good shout.

One thing I love about this team is that there are so many lovable players on it. I want to say Robertson is my favourite player, but I could say the same about van Dijk, Mane or Firmino as well. Wijnaldum, Milner, Alisson, Trent, Henderson, Salah etc. are also all so likeable...what a time to be a Red.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2975 on: May 1, 2019, 10:30:37 PM »
Incredible tonight..

Not on the right end of the score, but he was sensational.

The performance e you’d normally associate with a Barca left back.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2976 on: May 2, 2019, 12:35:30 AM »
I've been saying all season he's our best player with mane. He brings the ball out when we're in trouble with pace. He's got the most assists, he's gots legs. Our best player with mane.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2977 on: May 2, 2019, 12:38:28 AM »
Incredible tonight..

Not on the right end of the score, but he was sensational.

The performance e you’d normally associate with a Barca left back.

This is a bit generous for me - he summed us up tonight - good in the first two thirds, pretty bad in the final third.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2978 on: May 2, 2019, 12:44:29 AM »
This is a bit generous for me - he summed us up tonight - good in the first two thirds, pretty bad in the final third.

Yeah. An 8 out of 10 at best. His crossing was unusually off. I'd expected it would have caused more problems.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2979 on: May 2, 2019, 12:46:38 AM »
Yeah. An 8 out of 10 at best. His crossing was unusually off. I'd expected it would have caused more problems.

Not just him either - I don’t know why we were crossing so much in the second half when they’d packed the box and we didn’t even have a striker to aim at
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2980 on: May 2, 2019, 12:48:58 AM »
Terrific defensively, couldn't quite get that final ball in. But it felt like that in general tonight.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2981 on: May 2, 2019, 02:19:10 AM »
Best LB in the world imo, by a margin too
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2982 on: May 2, 2019, 03:02:52 PM »
2nd best player on the pitch.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2983 on: May 7, 2019, 10:34:26 PM »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2984 on: May 7, 2019, 10:42:28 PM »
Looked like a vicious piece of work from Suarez, but the impact didn't look that bad. Hopefully okay for the weekend.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2985 on: May 7, 2019, 10:46:32 PM »
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2986 on: May 7, 2019, 10:47:41 PM »
The final isn't for a few weeks so even if he doesn't make Wolves I'm hoping he'll be alright for Ajax.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2987 on: May 7, 2019, 10:48:55 PM »
On Luis Suarez - “I don’t care. Who’s going to the final?”

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2988 on: May 7, 2019, 10:49:22 PM »
Yeah. An 8 out of 10 at best. His crossing was unusually off. I'd expected it would have caused more problems.

You mean Robertson?

He ran the Barca defence ragged up to the extent that none of them could close down Shaq for the cross or jump to compete with Gini.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2989 on: May 7, 2019, 10:51:39 PM »
Was gutted he had to come off but credit to him for battling on up until then

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2990 on: May 7, 2019, 11:00:54 PM »
Former play kicking him out of the game and his replacement inspiring a comeback scoring the first brace of his Liverpool career at the kop end. I thought Shakespeare was dead?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2991 on: May 7, 2019, 11:03:13 PM »
Any news on his injury?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2992 on: May 7, 2019, 11:04:17 PM »
Genuinely felt it was accidental when I saw it first, not sure now. Either way, hope he's OK. :(

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2993 on: May 7, 2019, 11:08:44 PM »
Loved that push on Messi's head! Messi's sat there like "No one does that I'm the best in the world". Robbo replies "Not anymore you're not! We've got Divock!"

Seriously though I hope he's okay, we need him for Sunday. Should be okay for the final as it's in three weeks.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2994 on: May 7, 2019, 11:11:32 PM »
The epitome of what a Liverpool player should be - a throwback.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2995 on: May 7, 2019, 11:56:58 PM »
Any news on his injury?

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Andy Robertson will undergo a scan on Wednesday to determine the extent of the calf injury he sustained during Liverpool’s remarkable 4-0 win over Barcelona.

The left-back came off at half-time in the Champions League semi-final second leg at Anfield following a collision with Luis Suarez shortly before the break.

Jürgen Klopp revealed post-match that Robertson’s issue was with his calf, and the Scotland captain offered some detail on the problem in the tunnel.

“It doesn’t feel the best at the minute but I’ll get a scan tomorrow,” Robertson told Liverpoolfc.com.

“They’re confident that it’s just a nerve or whatever and it can be maybe a couple of days, but we’ll wait and see. We can’t really comment until I get the scan, but I’ll be saying my prayers tonight.”

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Looks like he should be fine for Sunday if the medical staff are right.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2996 on: May 7, 2019, 11:57:56 PM »
Collision with Suarez? He fucking kicked him

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2997 on: May 8, 2019, 12:04:34 AM »
Another brilliant performance from Robbo, hopefully its nothing serious.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2998 on: May 8, 2019, 12:07:03 AM »
Another brilliant performance from Robbo, hopefully its nothing serious.

Yeah, he was excellent and hopefully the medical staff are right about it just being a couple of days out.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2999 on: May 8, 2019, 12:07:40 AM »
This is a bit generous for me - he summed us up tonight - good in the first two thirds, pretty bad in the final third.
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