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People laugh but Jones hittin it up for the Lukaku knockdown to Rashford is Big Sam's dream.

Unfortunately he's a 1 in 6 striker sooooo

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You're kind of proving my point. Moyes, Giggs and Gollum were Woodward appointments, with no track record of success. Mourinho got them to 2nd, but we all know he can only keep it up for 2 seasons. If they'd kept Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal until now, you don't think they'd be in a much better state? They were playing proper football under him, just not with the right players. You don't think they'd be a much tougher proposition if they had Guardiola, Klopp or Pochettino in charge? They could sack their entire management team (including Woodward) and sort themselves out. For all the time they've got that genius in charge of footballing decisions they'll be dying a slow death. If they start flirting with relegation they'll surely start looking at serious change.

Not really, their titles have been won by 3 men, the arl tramp, Busby and some c*nt only hardcore manc historians can name, they were fuck all before Busby and they were fuck all after him, a big name (for reasons mentioned by SoS a day or two ago) loved by the media giving it the Billy big bollocks with glam signings and nothing to show for it apart from the odd cup run, those bringing up relegation are just fantasising as it won't happen

They made their modern name by being ahead of the curve, opening their gaping hole for anybody to jizz in as long as they had the money, all fronted by a bully, the bully grew old & retired and the nature of their business meant they were always at risk of attracting the wrong money men, so what they're left with is the family of Glazer raking in a fortune for nothing, they know nothing about the game and everything is left to Mistoh Wudwud, as long as the money keeps rolling in, and it will as they have a fuck ton more bad wools & geg ins than we do, he'll be untouchable, that's all that matters to the Glazers, long may they reign

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Maguire wants to leave and this lot are preparing an 80 million bid.

The Titantic had a faster turning circle and im sure it was built for less than the 90 million Leicester want. and probably upkept for less weekly.
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I'm right in thinking Manchester Untied is Mourinho's only managerial job where he's failed to win a league title? What a pity.

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You're kind of proving my point. Moyes, Giggs and Gollum were Woodward appointments, with no track record of success. Mourinho got them to 2nd, but we all know he can only keep it up for 2 seasons. If they'd kept Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal until now, you don't think they'd be in a much better state? They were playing proper football under him, just not with the right players. You don't think they'd be a much tougher proposition if they had Guardiola, Klopp or Pochettino in charge? They could sack their entire management team (including Woodward) and sort themselves out. For all the time they've got that genius in charge of footballing decisions they'll be dying a slow death. If they start flirting with relegation they'll surely start looking at serious change.

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The Titantic had a faster turning circle and im sure it was built for less than the 90 million Leicester want. and probably upkept for less weekly.

The Titanic sank and was found 73 years later, this moon headed c*nt will sink without trace if he goes to that shithole

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Solskjaer considering Pogba for captaincy according to The Times

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Solskjaer considering Pogba for captaincy according to The Times
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A very apt username change for this individual, it must be said.   ;D

The reality is, Deano....  :)
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The Titantic had a faster turning circle and im sure it was built for less than the 90 million Leicester want. and probably upkept for less weekly.
He’d improve them.

But they’re overpaying.  Yet again.
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Solskjaer considering Pogba for captaincy according to The Times

Why would you do something stupid like that. Reward a player who has spent his career at United being half-arsed, pretentious and lazy, this is how you behave lads if you want to get on at United.  :o
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Discussion on their lack of transfers from the caf this morning.

Were they ever ahead of Barca and Madrid? 

This is depressing. I believe we will forever be behind Barca and Madrid. Look st what Madrid did after a poor season. Barca saw it fit to strengthen after winning the league with De Jong and Griezmann. 

Manchester United must just look beyond the EPL for players.

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£80m for Maguire  :lmao

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£80m for Maguire  :lmao

Ridiculous price, I'm not even sure he'll improve them that much defensively. He will chip in with a fair few set piece goals though.
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Everyone wins with that one. Red Mancs get to spend money (who they're spending it on clearly hasn't mattered for a long while now) and parade a new player, and Leicester can replace Maguire and have plenty left over to spend if they want.
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It’s been a great 6 years, those cup wins aside, but I’m actually a bit bored of it now. I want them to be good enough to reach some finals, then lose. Maybe miss out on the top 4 on goal difference. I want to see them turning the corner ... every other week! But they’re so bad I’m actually bored by it

I like it, it takes me back to my childhood when they were an irrelevance. The media pumped them up every year, we ignored them and got on with winning trophies.

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Hilarious how low they've sunk now, £80m for a lad that'd be our 4th/5th best centre back. He probably improves them to be fair but that says more about their current options than anything.

They are really, really shit and despite looking like another summer of spending £150m plus little is going to change.

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I like it, it takes me back to my childhood when they were an irrelevance. The media pumped them up every year, we ignored them and got on with winning trophies.

I agree Rob, our youth spent not even bothered about them apart from the odd good Cup run and getting legged on Warwick road! And I’ll happily concede those cup runs again for more of the same!

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Ridiculous price, I'm not even sure he'll improve them that much defensively. He will chip in with a fair few set piece goals though.

Mostly, it's about weakening their rivals for 7th place ;)

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Hilarious how low they've sunk now, £80m for a lad that'd be our 4th/5th best centre back. He probably improves them to be fair but that says more about their current options than anything.

They are really, really shit and despite looking like another summer of spending £150m plus little is going to change.

6th, reckon Fabinho's got that 5th place locked down.
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Manchester United have agreed an £80m fee with Leicester City for Harry Maguire. £60m up-front with £20m add-ons. Medical scheduled for tomorrow. (Source: @garbosj and @DuncanCastles)

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Manchester United have agreed an £80m fee with Leicester City for Harry Maguire. £60m up-front with £20m add-ons. Medical scheduled for tomorrow. (Source: @garbosj and @DuncanCastles)
Helps solidify 6th weakening a rival.

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Good signing for them, but not at 80m

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80 fecking million :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Helps solidify 6th weakening a rival.

Leicester can do a lot more with £80m than Man U can do with Maguire. Or the £80m itself. They know how to make signings.

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6th, reckon Fabinho's got that 5th place locked down.

Did somebody say 6th?

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£80 Million.

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80 million is obviously madness but then United are loaded so I suppose it doesn’t matter. Good signing for them.
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So if they’re happy to spunk £80 million on him this summer why didn’t they let Mourinho spend it on a centre back last year?


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£80m on that mutant   :lmao
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£80 million  :o :o :o

I actually think Maguire is a good player, gets a lot of stick cos of his head size it seems half the time  ;D  He's composed on the ball, can pass, can bring it out of defence, something none of their other defenders can do with any certainty.

But that price is nuts. Wonder who they pair him with? Him and Lindelof would be reaaaaaaaaaaalllllly slow!
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80 million is obviously madness but then United are loaded so I suppose it doesn’t matter. Good signing for them.

Eventually they won't be loaded if this keeps up. And I'm not even sure what universe this is a good signing for them. Ole wants his team to press and play a high line (he's a huge Klopp fan), Maguire is nowhere near fast enough to play in that type of system.

Perhaps the plan is to foul every player who tries to get past them. At least Maguire is great at set pieces.

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Eventually they won't be loaded if this keeps up. And I'm not even sure what universe this is a good signing for them. Ole wants his team to press and play a high line (he's a huge Klopp fan), Maguire is nowhere near fast enough to play in that type of system.

Perhaps the plan is to foul every player who tries to get past them. At least Maguire is great at set pieces.

Well he did get away with a red card against us at Anfield last season.

Their strategy seems to be to target whichever English player is being hyped up these days - kind of similar to when they signed Phil Jones, who was meant to be the second coming of Duncan Edward or something.
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£80 million  :o :o :o

I actually think Maguire is a good player, gets a lot of stick cos of his head size it seems half the time  ;D  He's composed on the ball, can pass, can bring it out of defence, something none of their other defenders can do with any certainty.

But that price is nuts. Wonder who they pair him with? Him and Lindelof would be reaaaaaaaaaaalllllly slow!

Yeah it's going to be Lindelof.

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Yeah it's going to be Lindelof.

Interesting!

I thought maybe Smalling would be the likely one.

Anwyay, it does actually improve them of course, that back line of theirs was something else, Jones and Rojo being two of the very worst central defenders of the top 6 teams. But they still have Solskjaer as manager.
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Even madder is Leicester look to be spending £45m of the Maguire money on Lewis Dunk. The market is crazy.

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Even madder is Leicester look to be spending £45m of the Maguire money on Lewis Dunk. The market is crazy.

It is but any selling club is going to add £20/30 million odd on any CB they sell to Leicester considering what they’re getting for hovis head
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Even madder is Leicester look to be spending £45m of the Maguire money on Lewis Dunk. The market is crazy.

And people thought £20-25m would be a good price for Lovren.
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