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"Barcelona have turned their attention to Manchester United's Sweden defender Victor Lindelof, 24, with Ajax and Netherlands centre-back Matthijs de Ligt, 19, set to choose Juventus"

Yeah right ;D

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If they were run properly they’d be keeping Pogba and Lukaku and Herrera and then signing Ericksen from Spurs (remember when they used to take any spurs player they fancied), Pepe for their RF hole and Koulibaly ... probably a young passing midfielder like Cabellos as well
Then moving on about 5 of their dead wood (mata, Matic, young, jones etc)

Their actual summer it looks like they’ll be signing Wan Bissaka, A wardrobe from Leicester, a Portuguese fraud, scott Parker and Carlton cole

Oh and Scott Mcrunaroundabit will be starting 20+ games for them ....

We should praise Jeebus every day they’re run so badly - they have more money than any other club in the world bar city and PSG it takes an unreal level of incompetence to have a squad as bad as they do.

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"Barcelona have turned their attention to Manchester United's Sweden defender Victor Lindelof, 24, with Ajax and Netherlands centre-back Matthijs de Ligt, 19, set to choose Juventus"

Yeah right ;D

Another 200k a week contract incoming then

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I'd be immensely surprised if they make top 4 with the way they are approaching their rebuild.

I'll be surprised if they make the top 6. Their current squad is shite, I'd not have one of them in our squad.
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It’s so odd this...

Haven’t Southampton realised?  You quadruple your price if it’s United.  They will barely make a profit on him.

I quite like Lemina, but I’ve never felt he actually reached his potential.  What I do know is that there’s no way United would have signed a player at his level 10 years ago.

I don't get it either. Arsenal want him too, so why are they happy to reportedly take £18m for him. Their fans seem happy for him to go and reckon they need to sell to buy. But again, why settle for barely what you paid for him, when they should be looking at £30m minimum for a player with three years left on his deal.

He'd not be replacment for Pogba surely, they are nothing alike, position wise.

Times piece said they view both players as box to box midfielders. They also think Lemina has room to develop further

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With the current recruitment policy and the inevitable sacking of Ole when the wheels fall off we all know who is destined to save the day....



Why don't they just go for Roy Hodgson? Ferguson was raving about him when he was at Liverpool.
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I'll be surprised if they make the top 6. Their current squad is shite, I'd not have one of them in our squad.
They are an absolute shambles, aren't they.

A collection of egos rather than a cohesive team.

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SSN are obsessed with this lot, especially Pogba. Someone needs to tell them they are irrelevant now.

Sky are so obsessed with United that they tried to buy the club 20 years ago.
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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'

If that’s about the Glazer protests (such as they are) then he’s gone full Hodgson.

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SSN are obsessed with this lot, especially Pogba. Someone needs to tell them they are irrelevant now.
They're basically their propaganda wing.
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I want Pogba and De Gea to stay.

They both aren't arsed anymore. Jesse Lingard to become captain.
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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'

Great idea. Start the new season by writing off a large section of your fanbase.

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SSN are obsessed with this lot, especially Pogba. Someone needs to tell them they are irrelevant now.
They're entertainers . United is an endless source of drama, while the most thrilling story of our summer is a lost dog.

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Lemina to replace Pogba?

Fucking hell they've lost the plot




...but really, could be a better player than Pogba for them :D

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Ole now sticking up for pogba-pogba after he and his agent have both publicly talked about leaving, making himself look incredibly weak in the process.

As hot and cold as pogba blows I think they know they'll struggle to make their money back on him, especially if he and his agent have negotiated a big slice of whatever fee they receive, and without him in the team they're pretty bad.

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After the Moyes fuck up, which we could all see coming, I genuinely thought they'd get their act together, get the right people in at the top and get the right manager in.

However they've just continued with one fuck up after another, and it's showing no signs of stopping this summer. Long may it continue.

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It is nearly four months since Manchester United lost 4-0 at Everton through a performance Ole Gunnar Solskjær could only describe as “so bad I can’t describe it” and which Paul Pogba, a man well placed to judge, condemned as “disrespectful” of the club. Both agreed the best thing about the experience was that it gave United an excellent opportunity to prove their enduring class by bouncing back in style. They have not gone so far as to win a match since then, but they did hold Huddersfield to a draw in May and, after Cardiff inflicted another setback on the last day of the season, they went unbeaten throughout the Women’s World Cup, the Epsom Derby, the Canadian Grand Prix and a good chunk of Wimbledon. If that doesn’t keep the club’s official ornamental hatstand suppliers happy, then Ed Woodward needs to have a serious word about reasonable expectations!

So far, the squad that staggered and sulked towards the end of last season has been reinforced by Daniel James, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and the promise of a heartfelt piano recital by maestro Alexis Sánchez.

“We’re still in the market looking to do some business but we’re patient,” he continued. “We’re Manchester United, we don’t have to sell and don’t have to overpay. You have to have the right players at the right price and if you look at the squad we’ve got now there are so many good players.” It is true that some of those players will inevitably be older and wiser, some will be Jesse Lingard.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/10/the-fiver-manchester-united-flamin-tour-australia

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...but really, could be a better player than Pogba for them :D

Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.
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Got a decent touch by all accounts......

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Great idea. Start the new season by writing off a large section of your fanbase.


Not a problem when you're manager of Molde is it, even for United it's just a small number down in the books and a little less booing for the players to hear which has only served to deflate their poor, fragile ego's.
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Nani are you OK? Are you Ok Nani?

That was utter genius
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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

Just don’t let him share a room with the youngster JbeanZ.

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Michael Jackson could be a better player than Pogba for them.

And he's dead!

The dabber is still their best current player though,after the WC De Gea has has mostly been dogshit.

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"We're Manchester United, we don't have to sell and don't have to overpay. You have to have the right players at the right price and if you look at the squad we've got now there are so many good players."

Then why do you overpay every single player and why are most senior players looking to leave (Pogba, Lindelof, Lukaku)?

The idea of "We're Manchester United - the greatest club in the world and everybody wants to come here" is so outdated.

Its beautiful to watch how in the past Ole lives, he hires his old mates from "back in day" to his backroom staff, signing young english players(Cause thats what Fergie did) and continiously spouts this old romantic shit in the media. Does he honestly still believe that? Fucking idiot.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48933401

You missed out the part of him taking his side to train at Man Utd's old training ground before they played Man City at Old Trafford where he recounted the glory days of the 90's/early 2000's. Oh and the little beauty:

We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Another 200k a week contract incoming then

Yeah his agent must be licking his lips.

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We’re starting with a man called de Gea,
Oh yeah
He’s asking for 500k
Oh yeah
And no message could have been any clearer
Wan Bissaka, Daniel James already in place
Lemina next for the sixth place.....chase.

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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'

Ollie's right your fans are shite.

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Solskjaer on fan disillusionment: 'The loudest ones are probably not the best fans.'


He's intent on going full Red Nose - that drunken 'arl twat hated the fans as well.
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Ollie's right your fans are shite.

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Gentle reminder to United players while training in Perth this afternoon.


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SSN are obsessed with this lot, especially Pogba. Someone needs to tell them they are irrelevant now.

The entire British media has been obsessed with United ever since Busby.  Even when they were shite the last time in the 70s and 80s.  All Sky did was a Trump-esque appropriation of that obsession and ballooned it into their own personal commercial behemoth.

Great idea. Start the new season by writing off a large section of your fanbase.

I'd hardly say United's noisiest supporters constitute a "large" section of the fanbase. ;D
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