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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18642 on: November 10, 2018, 07:50:38 AM »
Anything that keeps Felix there is fine - they won't win either one of the big two.

to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.
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« Reply #18643 on: November 10, 2018, 09:06:50 AM »
The poor 500k a week lamb.

What has his wage got to do with his mental health?

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« Reply #18644 on: November 10, 2018, 09:31:58 AM »
to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.

If we also finish in the top 4 I'd agree.

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« Reply #18645 on: November 10, 2018, 10:08:53 AM »
If we also finish in the top 4 I'd agree.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18646 on: November 10, 2018, 12:06:17 PM »
to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.

We need to finish in the top 3 too. I'd love us to win the FA Cup, I just wanna see the boys holding something shiny in the air this season - although I still think we will be lifting a specific trophy that no Liverpool captain has as yet held aloft

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« Reply #18647 on: November 10, 2018, 01:02:00 PM »
lifting a specific trophy that no Liverpool captain has as yet held aloft

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Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18648 on: November 10, 2018, 01:11:06 PM »
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Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.

Yes?
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and thatís being very conservative. So thatís £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head thatís £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18650 on: November 10, 2018, 01:18:01 PM »
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Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.

Specific Trophy not competition. No LFC captain has lifted this yet


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« Reply #18651 on: November 10, 2018, 01:18:17 PM »
Interesting, got anymore info?

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Well I agree with your general gist, its not a new competition (in my mind) to the one we've won 18 of. But its certainly a new trophy.
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and thatís being very conservative. So thatís £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head thatís £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18652 on: November 11, 2018, 02:29:57 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.

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« Reply #18653 on: November 11, 2018, 02:35:14 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.
But how much sweeter would it be for them to draw at City, hail Mourinho as the savior and offer him a new 10-year contract..
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18654 on: November 11, 2018, 03:07:59 AM »
This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable
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« Reply #18655 on: November 11, 2018, 08:49:11 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.

Really don't understand this point of view, whats best for LFC should be the priority, hatred of them has to go out the window today. There are so many shit teams in this league that us, City and Chelsea (possibly Arsenal too) are going to drop very few points this season, outside of the games we play against each other, so we really need to not give a shit who they do drop points against. Fuck it, if we need the shite to beat them last day so we win the league and that win stops the bitters getting relegated, then that is how it must be.

This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable

Exactly. 1985 FA Cup final, a Utd win stopped the shite doing the double - I'd never cheered a Manc goal before then and didn't feel dirty doing so.
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18656 on: November 11, 2018, 08:50:48 AM »
Really don't understand this point of view, whats best for LFC should be the priority, hatred of them has to go out the window today. There are so many shit teams in this league that us, City and Chelsea (possibly Arsenal too) are going to drop very few points this season, outside of the games we play against each other, so we really need to not give a shit who they do drop points against. Fuck it, if we need the shite to beat them last day so we win the league and that win stops the bitters getting relegated, then that is how it must be.

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« Reply #18657 on: November 11, 2018, 09:23:45 AM »
Did anyone hear the comments Dion Dublin was making about them? I'm certain he's in their PR team!

Thought he was playing with Lucy Alexander?
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« Reply #18658 on: November 11, 2018, 10:50:40 AM »
Just seen three buses nose to tail in Manchester - must be Mourinho's defence going to the Etihad.

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« Reply #18659 on: November 11, 2018, 11:56:26 AM »
They have been extremely sluggish in numerous first halves this season. If it happens again today they'll find themselves about 3-0 down at HT.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18660 on: November 11, 2018, 02:36:17 PM »
This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable
Yes, agreed. I hope this annoying twat parks 17 buses in front of the goal. At least get a draw.

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« Reply #18661 on: November 11, 2018, 04:17:47 PM »
Canít see United laying a glove on City in an attacking sense here.  Will be Cityís attack v Unitedís defence for 90 minutes. And the way United have been been defending, I canít see them holding on for very long.

3-0 City at least.

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« Reply #18662 on: November 11, 2018, 04:56:55 PM »
Just 2 of the United starting 11 were bought by Mourinho. And he has spent £401m.
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« Reply #18663 on: November 11, 2018, 05:19:54 PM »
Canít see United laying a glove on City in an attacking sense here.  Will be Cityís attack v Unitedís defence for 90 minutes. And the way United have been been defending, I canít see them holding on for very long.

3-0 City at least.
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« Reply #18664 on: November 11, 2018, 06:06:30 PM »
Just 2 of the United starting 11 were bought by Mourinho. And he has spent £401m.
So by my calculations, he needs to be given £1.804.5b more to complete his preferred starting 11.

C'mon Ed, show him the money! :lickin

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« Reply #18665 on: November 11, 2018, 06:20:20 PM »
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« Reply #18666 on: November 11, 2018, 06:24:36 PM »
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« Reply #18667 on: November 11, 2018, 06:26:39 PM »
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« Reply #18669 on: November 11, 2018, 06:33:21 PM »
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« Reply #18670 on: November 11, 2018, 06:52:11 PM »
Not sure anyone could expect them to be higher than Bournemouth or Watford in the league given how little he has to operate with. It's a minor miracle they're as high as 8th really.
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« Reply #18671 on: November 11, 2018, 06:54:08 PM »
Not sure anyone could expect them to be higher than Bournemouth or Watford in the league given how little he has to operate with. It's a minor miracle they're as high as 8th really.

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« Reply #18672 on: November 11, 2018, 06:55:21 PM »
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« Reply #18673 on: November 11, 2018, 07:08:38 PM »
Did he hold up three fingers today?

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« Reply #18674 on: November 11, 2018, 07:43:24 PM »
Did he hold up three fingers today?

Maybe he'll do that later, when he asks for "an extra chocolate on his pillow", back at the Travelodge.   :o :o :o
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« Reply #18675 on: November 11, 2018, 07:51:54 PM »
De Gea has just given up hasn't he. Must be sick to death of saving their arses every week by now.

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« Reply #18676 on: November 11, 2018, 08:07:48 PM »
Joint fifth worst defensive record in the league; only the Bottom 3 and Burnley are worse  :o

Need to win four in a row just to get to 2 ppg.

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« Reply #18677 on: November 11, 2018, 08:41:20 PM »
Joint fifth worst defensive record in the league; only the Bottom 3 and Burnley are worse  :o


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« Reply #18678 on: November 11, 2018, 08:44:15 PM »
ÖÖÖÖ.. and that's WITH De Gea!

Oh wow, did not think about it like that. That's madness :o

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« Reply #18679 on: November 11, 2018, 08:45:56 PM »
Voted in the poll. So there's others too who see virtue in the safe pair of hands with Fat Sam. C'mon just do it, you know it's right  :)
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