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Who would YOU like to see as Manchester United's next manager?

Michael Carrick
6 (1.1%)
Gary Neville
54 (9.5%)
Ryan Giggs
82 (14.4%)
Sam Allardyce
87 (15.3%)
Shrek
12 (2.1%)
Edward WoodWardWoodWood
8 (1.4%)
Barry Manilow
24 (4.2%)
Justin Timberlake
13 (2.3%)
Sooty
20 (3.5%)
Jamie with his magic torch
10 (1.8%)
Ted Rogers
11 (1.9%)
Dusty Binn
23 (4%)
David Moyes
54 (9.5%)
Roy Hootson
43 (7.6%)
Eric the Half-a-bee
3 (0.5%)
Arthur Atkinson (Where's me washboard!? Have YOU seen it?)
10 (1.8%)
Jose Mourinho (50 year contract)
68 (12%)
Roy Keane
14 (2.5%)
Roy not-so-Keen
4 (0.7%)
A 1970s spacehopper in pristine orange
22 (3.9%)

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Pogba missed the flight back from Italy because of a drugs test. I didn't watch the match, was he really that bad?

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Sunday feels like a win-win scenario.

If United somehow take any points off City, that's fine for us.

Should City batter them into submission, well, that's enjoyable too.

I think a glorious 0-0 victory for the master tactician Jose would be my personal choice.

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Sunday feels like a win-win scenario.

If United somehow take any points off City, that's fine for us.

Should City batter them into submission, well, that's enjoyable too.

I think a glorious 0-0 victory for the master tactician Jose would be my personal choice.

I'd much prefer for Utd to batter City. I can't see it happening, but that's preferred outcome. Anything that gives City a proper confidence knock.

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I'd much prefer for Utd to batter City. I can't see it happening, but that's preferred outcome. Anything that gives City a proper confidence knock.
Yeah I hate United but not so much that I would want our season to be worse off if a result for them could be a good thing for us. Hope they win.
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I have a feeling that the bastards somehow will end up with a trophy this season.

Jose will win the...

"I survived three seasons"

Trophy
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Jose will win the...

"I survived three seasons"

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He's survived three seasons. That's more than the previous two Manchester United managers put together. Three for Jose, and two (and a bit) for them. Have some respect.

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Pogba missed the flight back from Italy because of a drugs test. I didn't watch the match, was he really that bad?

Usual shite useless performance from him

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« Reply #18650 on: November 10, 2018, 07:50:38 AM »
Anything that keeps Felix there is fine - they won't win either one of the big two.

to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18651 on: November 10, 2018, 09:06:50 AM »
The poor 500k a week lamb.

What has his wage got to do with his mental health?

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18652 on: November 10, 2018, 09:31:58 AM »
to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.

If we also finish in the top 4 I'd agree.

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« Reply #18653 on: November 10, 2018, 10:08:53 AM »
If we also finish in the top 4 I'd agree.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18654 on: November 10, 2018, 12:06:17 PM »
to be honest I'd consider a succeful season if we win the FA cup.

We need to finish in the top 3 too. I'd love us to win the FA Cup, I just wanna see the boys holding something shiny in the air this season - although I still think we will be lifting a specific trophy that no Liverpool captain has as yet held aloft

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18655 on: November 10, 2018, 01:02:00 PM »
lifting a specific trophy that no Liverpool captain has as yet held aloft

?

Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18656 on: November 10, 2018, 01:11:06 PM »
?

Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.

Yes?
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18658 on: November 10, 2018, 01:18:01 PM »
?

Is there a new trophy, I'm unaware of. I presume you mean the league? A Liverpool captain has held this aloft 18 times.

Specific Trophy not competition. No LFC captain has lifted this yet


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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18659 on: November 10, 2018, 01:18:17 PM »
Interesting, got anymore info?

 ;D

Well I agree with your general gist, its not a new competition (in my mind) to the one we've won 18 of. But its certainly a new trophy.
Yeah, for thinking Kane is better than Torres/Bergkamp. Crazy opinion.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18660 on: November 11, 2018, 02:29:57 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18661 on: November 11, 2018, 02:35:14 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.
But how much sweeter would it be for them to draw at City, hail Mourinho as the savior and offer him a new 10-year contract..
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18662 on: November 11, 2018, 03:07:59 AM »
This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable
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« Reply #18663 on: November 11, 2018, 08:49:11 AM »
Fuck it, I want these to lose five nil.  Hate them. Let city drop points elsewhere. Hate them. Fuck them. Let them get what they deserve for once.

Really don't understand this point of view, whats best for LFC should be the priority, hatred of them has to go out the window today. There are so many shit teams in this league that us, City and Chelsea (possibly Arsenal too) are going to drop very few points this season, outside of the games we play against each other, so we really need to not give a shit who they do drop points against. Fuck it, if we need the shite to beat them last day so we win the league and that win stops the bitters getting relegated, then that is how it must be.

This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable

Exactly. 1985 FA Cup final, a Utd win stopped the shite doing the double - I'd never cheered a Manc goal before then and didn't feel dirty doing so.
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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18664 on: November 11, 2018, 08:50:48 AM »
Really don't understand this point of view, whats best for LFC should be the priority, hatred of them has to go out the window today. There are so many shit teams in this league that us, City and Chelsea (possibly Arsenal too) are going to drop very few points this season, outside of the games we play against each other, so we really need to not give a shit who they do drop points against. Fuck it, if we need the shite to beat them last day so we win the league and that win stops the bitters getting relegated, then that is how it must be.

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Re: Fel7x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. JoMo lost his MoJo? 3 fingered dweeb.
« Reply #18665 on: November 11, 2018, 09:23:45 AM »
Did anyone hear the comments Dion Dublin was making about them? I'm certain he's in their PR team!

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« Reply #18666 on: November 11, 2018, 10:50:40 AM »
Just seen three buses nose to tail in Manchester - must be Mourinho's defence going to the Etihad.

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« Reply #18667 on: November 11, 2018, 11:56:26 AM »
They have been extremely sluggish in numerous first halves this season. If it happens again today they'll find themselves about 3-0 down at HT.

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« Reply #18668 on: November 11, 2018, 02:36:17 PM »
This year the answer to the question 'I don't know who i'd prefer to lose City or XX?' is always City, unless it's a final between City and United, but the likelihood of that is laughable
Yes, agreed. I hope this annoying twat parks 17 buses in front of the goal. At least get a draw.

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« Reply #18669 on: November 11, 2018, 04:17:47 PM »
Canít see United laying a glove on City in an attacking sense here.  Will be Cityís attack v Unitedís defence for 90 minutes. And the way United have been been defending, I canít see them holding on for very long.

3-0 City at least.

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« Reply #18670 on: November 11, 2018, 04:56:55 PM »
Just 2 of the United starting 11 were bought by Mourinho. And he has spent £401m.
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« Reply #18671 on: November 11, 2018, 05:19:54 PM »
Canít see United laying a glove on City in an attacking sense here.  Will be Cityís attack v Unitedís defence for 90 minutes. And the way United have been been defending, I canít see them holding on for very long.

3-0 City at least.
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« Reply #18672 on: November 11, 2018, 06:06:30 PM »
Just 2 of the United starting 11 were bought by Mourinho. And he has spent £401m.
So by my calculations, he needs to be given £1.804.5b more to complete his preferred starting 11.

C'mon Ed, show him the money! :lickin

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« Reply #18673 on: November 11, 2018, 06:20:20 PM »
USELESS!!

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« Reply #18674 on: November 11, 2018, 06:24:36 PM »
Useless twats

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« Reply #18675 on: November 11, 2018, 06:26:39 PM »
Either we are a club of supporters or become a club of customers.

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« Reply #18677 on: November 11, 2018, 06:33:21 PM »
Useless shites.

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« Reply #18678 on: November 11, 2018, 06:52:11 PM »
Not sure anyone could expect them to be higher than Bournemouth or Watford in the league given how little he has to operate with. It's a minor miracle they're as high as 8th really.
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« Reply #18679 on: November 11, 2018, 06:54:08 PM »
Not sure anyone could expect them to be higher than Bournemouth or Watford in the league given how little he has to operate with. It's a minor miracle they're as high as 8th really.

I know right, the absolute shite that Woodward has dumped on him