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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32600 on: August 17, 2019, 02:14:10 PM »
I know he has a massive head but is Maguire actually good in headers both defensively and attacking wise?


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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32601 on: August 17, 2019, 06:02:11 PM »
What a load of nonsense. I could see them gaining popularity if they were winning trophies left and right, but according to their ridiculous propaganda they have almost doubled their fan base during their worst period in decades? Fat chance.

It's ridiculous. My experience is that they are actually losing support. They picked up a hell of a lot of glory hunters and casual 'fans' in the Ferguson era, but a lot of them have melted away. I also know and have heard of longtime United fans who have become disillusioned, lost interest and drifted away from them altogether since their decline and the rise of Abu Dhabi PRFC as well as their arch rivals from Liverpool under Mr. Klopp. They have, and always will have, a solid hardcore, but they picked up millions of fickle types in their glory days who are either 'supporting' someone else now, or have, conveniently, lost interest in football all together.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32602 on: August 17, 2019, 06:03:59 PM »
This needs renaming to Manchester City Support Group
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32603 on: August 17, 2019, 06:08:03 PM »
This needs renaming to Manchester City Support Group
They pretend to be a proud club and fanbase, but they will bend over backwards for a vile regime from Abu Dhabi who bought the name of their neighbours for PR purposes and beg them for assistance in stopping the Mighty Liverpool simply because they cannot do it themselves. Ferguson has gone, and so has his empire. It's back to the United we all knew and loved in the 70s and 80s. Desperate and needy, hoping and praying other clubs can help them out because Liverpool FC terrify the living daylights out of them.  :wave :wave
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32606 on: August 17, 2019, 09:31:41 PM »
It's ridiculous. My experience is that they are actually losing support. They picked up a hell of a lot of glory hunters and casual 'fans' in the Ferguson era, but a lot of them have melted away. I also know and have heard of longtime United fans who have become disillusioned, lost interest and drifted away from them altogether since their decline and the rise of Abu Dhabi PRFC as well as their arch rivals from Liverpool under Mr. Klopp. They have, and always will have, a solid hardcore, but they picked up millions of fickle types in their glory days who are either 'supporting' someone else now, or have, conveniently, lost interest in football all together.

Have to agree - we all know how fickle football fans are for starters but beyond that i was talking to someone the other day and we got to talking about our kids and who they support - she told me her son used to support Utd but that they became crap and it killed his passion for them so now he doens’t follow football (sounds like a smart kid who chose the next best alternative other than supporting us).

You can imagine how easily the support of those kids in the sort of 5-15 bracket is swayed by the negativity surrounding their club and their football. Thats before you go into those supporters around the world who arguably maybe aren’t as in touch with the game in general but ‘support’ them through the PR players like the Pogbas and and ibrahimovichs etc.

You’d wonder where it leaves them when they’ve finally culled these ‘superstar’ names.. i can’t see too many people clambering for the likes of Maguire on the back of their shirt.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32607 on: August 17, 2019, 09:58:01 PM »


These are getting more embarrassing than the ev, trying to blag 14% of the world support united

Wasn’t this claim looked into last time and it turned out to be a load of old balls? 

I think there was a suggestion that the question on the survey was something like “have you heard of Manchester United?” If you said yes and could correctly identify them as being a football team then you were put down as being a “follower”. Which then evolves into “fan” by the end of the press release.


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« Reply #32608 on: August 17, 2019, 11:18:29 PM »
Wasn’t this claim looked into last time and it turned out to be a load of old balls? 

I think there was a suggestion that the question on the survey was something like “have you heard of Manchester United?” If you said yes and could correctly identify them as being a football team then you were put down as being a “follower”. Which then evolves into “fan” by the end of the press release.




From the Manchester Evening News:
"The survey, which was commissioned by United, defines a 'fan' as an individual who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer the club was their favorite football team in the world."
"the term 'follower' was defined as someone who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer that United is a football team that they proactively follow in addition to their favorite football team. "

What they don't define is what constitutes "following". I mean, pretty much any fan of any other premier league is going to pay some attention to United's results - it's possible they'd all qualify as "followers".

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32609 on: August 18, 2019, 08:36:33 AM »
The Maguire is their saviour narrative is really getting pushed out now.

Talk of how he is a leader in the dressing room already, how all the players are already looking up to him & have been really impressed by him etc.

All this after 1 competitive match, where they were lucky to keep a clean sheet.

Hope Wolves stuff them at the weekend.

Thought he was MoM last weekend. At around 3.00pm anyway ;)
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32610 on: August 18, 2019, 11:03:25 AM »
Was out last night, missus and her brother were reminiscing about Villa away, NYD 1989. 3-0 down at half time, Fergie walking down the tunnel to a chorus of "Fuck off Fergie, Fuck off Fergie" from the away end. Shame he never took them up on their request.

It's ridiculous. My experience is that they are actually losing support. They picked up a hell of a lot of glory hunters and casual 'fans' in the Ferguson era, but a lot of them have melted away. I also know and have heard of longtime United fans who have become disillusioned, lost interest and drifted away from them altogether since their decline and the rise of Abu Dhabi PRFC as well as their arch rivals from Liverpool under Mr. Klopp. They have, and always will have, a solid hardcore, but they picked up millions of fickle types in their glory days who are either 'supporting' someone else now, or have, conveniently, lost interest in football all together.

In my experience, locally nothing much has changed,while the cost is pushing some away from actually going the match, the Utd Mums and Dads are still bringing up their kids as Utd fans, none of the kids are converting to City or losing interest in the team, City fans, especially where I live, are a small minority, so they will continue as the biggest club in Manchester for a long time - it's the kids from outside the area who are easily swayed and will just follow the winners, some will have been Utd fans, before switching to Chelsea and then on to City. However,the coaches are still turning up in droves at OT though to do the tours and stuff, loads of what appears to be supporters from the China/Japan/Singapore areas of the world and the hotels are still full over match day weekends.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32611 on: August 18, 2019, 01:53:28 PM »
We don't need the Everton thread anymore with this lot. ;D
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32612 on: August 18, 2019, 02:07:34 PM »
We don't need the Everton thread anymore with this lot. ;D

The ev thread has the fuuuuuuck gif, this has Moyes at Fulham.  I think there only thing we need here is as pub with a mural of Ollie proclaiming he doesn't need to win to be a winner.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32613 on: August 18, 2019, 03:41:01 PM »
Why anyone listens to Neville and his so called analysis is a mystery to me.

He's a partisan Manc who hates Liverpool and wastes no opportunity to try and stir up a bit of trouble / doubt for Liverpool.
He was the one that started the Karius agenda, he did the same to another of our players too - can't recall which one. His advice about throwing the CL too.

On the one hand I wish he'd shut up because some of our more gullible fans actually listen to him, but on the other hand he's quite entertaining because he massively over estimates his intelligence and ends up more often than not making himself look a tit.



He's about as clueless as everyone else yet has somehow been held up as some sort of demi-God for his analysis, as one-eyed and agenda driven as it is. Even his failed stint at Valencia unfortunately hasn't done much to limit his exposure. I'd much rather him just talk like he has done this week and cheerleader for the Mancs, it's much more entertaining.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32614 on: August 18, 2019, 05:49:39 PM »
We don't need the Everton thread anymore with this lot. ;D
Oh we do. We really do. I'm sat shivering in the corner due to the withdrawal symptoms. 😥
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32615 on: August 18, 2019, 06:32:28 PM »
1/5th of all the people in China support United as well

Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

I can understand if it was Ronaldo's United but I struggle to find kids who would say "when I grow up, I want to score goals like Anthony Martial".

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« Reply #32616 on: August 18, 2019, 06:37:04 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

That's my th-ink-ing as well.
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« Reply #32617 on: August 18, 2019, 06:41:27 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

I can understand if it was Ronaldo's United but I struggle to find kids who would say "when I grow up, I want to score goals like Anthony Martial".
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« Reply #32618 on: August 18, 2019, 06:46:07 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32619 on: August 18, 2019, 06:53:06 PM »

Even Pogba was a damn squid.
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a damp squib maybe?

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« Reply #32620 on: August 18, 2019, 06:56:53 PM »
a damp squib maybe?

No need to be a smarter-lick, mate

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32622 on: August 18, 2019, 07:11:19 PM »
Damn squid :lmao :lmao
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« Reply #32623 on: August 18, 2019, 07:19:16 PM »
Damn squid :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #32624 on: August 18, 2019, 07:30:34 PM »
Surely you mean a moo point
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« Reply #32625 on: August 18, 2019, 07:33:55 PM »
Surely you mean a moo point

That one too (from Friends I know).

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« Reply #32626 on: August 18, 2019, 07:40:51 PM »
That damn squid.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32627 on: August 18, 2019, 07:47:09 PM »
When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

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« Reply #32628 on: August 18, 2019, 08:05:06 PM »
Oh we do. We really do. I'm sat shivering in the corner due to the withdrawal symptoms. 😥

I got a quick fix yesterday. ;D
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32629 on: August 18, 2019, 10:24:45 PM »
;D indeed, he's always been a pre-madonna
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« Reply #32630 on: August 18, 2019, 10:37:42 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.


 :lmao

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« Reply #32631 on: August 18, 2019, 10:39:55 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32633 on: August 18, 2019, 10:41:18 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’

He looks scared there

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« Reply #32634 on: August 18, 2019, 10:47:43 PM »
He looks scared there

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« Reply #32636 on: August 18, 2019, 10:59:52 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32637 on: August 19, 2019, 01:36:39 AM »
From now on all CB pairings need to be portmanteau'd in the manner of a celebrity couple - we can have Van Datip or Van Domez, your choice.

Utd have apparently settled on Magelöf. Pronounce as you will.
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« Reply #32638 on: August 19, 2019, 01:57:27 AM »
From now on all CB pairings need to be portmanteau'd in the manner of a celebrity couple - we can have Van Datip or Van Domez, your choice.

Utd have apparently settled on Magelöf. Pronounce as you will.

Sounds like something you'd buy from Iceland. And would be the first suspect if you got the shits after microwaving it

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32639 on: August 19, 2019, 02:36:54 AM »
M.A.G.A-loff, you say?