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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32600 on: August 18, 2019, 02:07:34 PM »
We don't need the Everton thread anymore with this lot. ;D

The ev thread has the fuuuuuuck gif, this has Moyes at Fulham.  I think there only thing we need here is as pub with a mural of Ollie proclaiming he doesn't need to win to be a winner.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32601 on: August 18, 2019, 03:41:01 PM »
Why anyone listens to Neville and his so called analysis is a mystery to me.

He's a partisan Manc who hates Liverpool and wastes no opportunity to try and stir up a bit of trouble / doubt for Liverpool.
He was the one that started the Karius agenda, he did the same to another of our players too - can't recall which one. His advice about throwing the CL too.

On the one hand I wish he'd shut up because some of our more gullible fans actually listen to him, but on the other hand he's quite entertaining because he massively over estimates his intelligence and ends up more often than not making himself look a tit.



He's about as clueless as everyone else yet has somehow been held up as some sort of demi-God for his analysis, as one-eyed and agenda driven as it is. Even his failed stint at Valencia unfortunately hasn't done much to limit his exposure. I'd much rather him just talk like he has done this week and cheerleader for the Mancs, it's much more entertaining.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32602 on: August 18, 2019, 05:49:39 PM »
We don't need the Everton thread anymore with this lot. ;D
Oh we do. We really do. I'm sat shivering in the corner due to the withdrawal symptoms. 😥
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32603 on: August 18, 2019, 06:32:28 PM »
1/5th of all the people in China support United as well

Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

I can understand if it was Ronaldo's United but I struggle to find kids who would say "when I grow up, I want to score goals like Anthony Martial".

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32604 on: August 18, 2019, 06:37:04 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

That's my th-ink-ing as well.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32605 on: August 18, 2019, 06:41:27 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

I can understand if it was Ronaldo's United but I struggle to find kids who would say "when I grow up, I want to score goals like Anthony Martial".
they wanna swag like j-lingz

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32606 on: August 18, 2019, 06:46:07 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.
;D indeed, he's always been a pre-madonna

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32607 on: August 18, 2019, 06:53:06 PM »

Even Pogba was a damn squid.
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a damp squib maybe?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32608 on: August 18, 2019, 06:56:53 PM »
a damp squib maybe?

No need to be a smarter-lick, mate

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32610 on: August 18, 2019, 07:11:19 PM »
Damn squid :lmao :lmao
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32611 on: August 18, 2019, 07:19:16 PM »
Damn squid :lmao :lmao

like mute point and top draw

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32612 on: August 18, 2019, 07:30:34 PM »
Surely you mean a moo point
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32613 on: August 18, 2019, 07:33:55 PM »
Surely you mean a moo point

That one too (from Friends I know).

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32614 on: August 18, 2019, 07:40:51 PM »
That damn squid.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32615 on: August 18, 2019, 07:47:09 PM »
When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32616 on: August 18, 2019, 08:05:06 PM »
Oh we do. We really do. I'm sat shivering in the corner due to the withdrawal symptoms. 😥

I got a quick fix yesterday. ;D
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32617 on: August 18, 2019, 10:24:45 PM »
;D indeed, he's always been a pre-madonna
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32618 on: August 18, 2019, 10:37:42 PM »
Strange.

When the fans look at their squad there is no X factor. Even Pogba was a damn squid.


 :lmao

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32619 on: August 18, 2019, 10:39:55 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32621 on: August 18, 2019, 10:41:18 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’

He looks scared there

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32622 on: August 18, 2019, 10:47:43 PM »
He looks scared there

So would you if it was nearly dinner time and you seen Luke Shaw grinning at you

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32624 on: August 18, 2019, 10:59:52 PM »


‘The sisters have taken a real shine to you....especially Mags’
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32625 on: August 19, 2019, 01:36:39 AM »
From now on all CB pairings need to be portmanteau'd in the manner of a celebrity couple - we can have Van Datip or Van Domez, your choice.

Utd have apparently settled on Magelöf. Pronounce as you will.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32626 on: August 19, 2019, 01:57:27 AM »
From now on all CB pairings need to be portmanteau'd in the manner of a celebrity couple - we can have Van Datip or Van Domez, your choice.

Utd have apparently settled on Magelöf. Pronounce as you will.

Sounds like something you'd buy from Iceland. And would be the first suspect if you got the shits after microwaving it

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32627 on: August 19, 2019, 02:36:54 AM »
M.A.G.A-loff, you say?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32628 on: August 19, 2019, 02:44:43 AM »
Magelöf was the model of lamp shade I bought from Ikea.

It was a tiki design, it was shaped like big Easter island head, and every time the dog walked past it it fell over.



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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32629 on: August 19, 2019, 10:22:54 AM »
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32630 on: August 19, 2019, 12:11:48 PM »
Come on Wolves, do your job!
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32632 on: August 19, 2019, 01:12:11 PM »
Mingegard

Is that what female cricketers wear?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32633 on: August 19, 2019, 01:13:40 PM »
Is that what female cricketers wear?

It’s where Thor is from right?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32634 on: August 19, 2019, 01:18:39 PM »
It’s where Thor is from right?

Well you’d be Thor too if a cricket ball hit you there.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32635 on: August 19, 2019, 01:30:23 PM »
Come on Wolves, do your job!

Its a four gone conclusion!
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32636 on: August 19, 2019, 01:45:54 PM »
So would you if it was nearly dinner time and you seen Luke Shaw grinning at you

And Maguire licking his lips

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32637 on: August 19, 2019, 01:56:27 PM »
And Maguire licking his lips

Luke Shaw's lips?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" Man City Supporters Club (HQ: Torquay)
« Reply #32638 on: August 19, 2019, 02:24:24 PM »

From the Manchester Evening News:
"The survey, which was commissioned by United, defines a 'fan' as an individual who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer the club was their favorite football team in the world."
"the term 'follower' was defined as someone who answered survey questions, unprompted, with the answer that United is a football team that they proactively follow in addition to their favorite football team. "

What they don't define is what constitutes "following". I mean, pretty much any fan of any other premier league is going to pay some attention to United's results - it's possible they'd all qualify as "followers".

Haha. What a cheeky way to inflate their numbers. Why not just ask which football team they support?  I’d be defined as a fan of teams in other leagues if they asked me that question, when I’m only a Liverpool fan.
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