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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25800 on: April 16, 2019, 11:07:35 PM »
Fluking that result in Paris was the greatest thing this useless twat could have done for us. :D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25801 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:05 PM »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

Unfortunately, at that time we were playing our worst football of the season and they were somehow fluking results all over the gaff.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25802 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:17 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it
Nah you're not the only one mate. For me he's always been just an expensive Puncheon. I can't understand our fans' drooling over him sometimes.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25803 on: April 16, 2019, 11:08:17 PM »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

They got played off the park against Watford and West Ham at home in recent weeks. The only way Man City don't win that is if they beat themselves (or the ref helps them out).
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25804 on: April 16, 2019, 11:09:37 PM »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

City can drop points elsewhere, but there is a chance they can drop points at Old Trafford. United will want to keep their top four hopes alive.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25805 on: April 16, 2019, 11:11:15 PM »
Lads.

Lads.

Lads.

Calm down.

Ole improved them tonight. He had them do shooting practice this week and they got 3 shots on goal. Last time v Barca they got 0. So there you go. He's improving the side.

It takes time to rebuild. It took Fergie 7-8 years before they won a trophy. 24/7 sports coverage doesn't allow for patience anymore. Give Ole a contract extension. He needs time.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25806 on: April 16, 2019, 11:11:33 PM »
These aren't beating City. They are so bad on bad form to boot.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25807 on: April 16, 2019, 11:12:15 PM »
These aren't beating City. They are so bad on bad form to boot.

They don't need to beat City, a draw would be fine.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25808 on: April 16, 2019, 11:12:31 PM »
When he got the contract I predicted he'd be gone in 2 years. Now I don't think he'll make it til next Christmas.

No shame in losing to Barca, but they are a nothing team. No quality, no spirit and no hope.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25809 on: April 16, 2019, 11:12:51 PM »
But Jesus, Solsjkaer really needs to grow a set and become the boss of that club if he is to have any future.
The harping back to the old days, trying to always be positive and talking about the United way is embarrassing. Its great like don't get me wrong

He's brilliant. Like Moyes, he's in thrall to that man. But it's even better 'cos he talks about the Man Utd way and the spirit of 1999 as if all he has to do is say it and it'll happen because he was so successful with them as a player. And Ferguson in the dressing room against us and on the pitch today, it's early days but this could be funnier than Moyes or Mourinho on the evidence so far. They look hopeless.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25810 on: April 16, 2019, 11:13:22 PM »
They don't need to beat City, a draw would be fine.
Honestly can't see them getting anything. I'm pinning my hopes on Spurs, Leicester or Burnley.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25811 on: April 16, 2019, 11:15:10 PM »
The longer Pogba the board stays there the longer they will be crap, that lad is absolute poison.
There's the real problem..
They cannot choose the right man for the job.
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25812 on: April 16, 2019, 11:15:13 PM »
Honestly can't see them getting anything. I'm pinning my hopes on Spurs, Leicester or Burnley.

City will drop points somewhere.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25813 on: April 16, 2019, 11:15:55 PM »
They had young who technically is a winger at left back and Jones smalling lindelof right back. Don't know who was where they were dragged into so many unfamiliar positions.

What on earth was he thinking with that set up against arguably the most important footballer on the planet. That's demented.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25814 on: April 16, 2019, 11:17:39 PM »
Nah you're not the only one mate. For me he's always been just an expensive Puncheon. I can't understand our fans' drooling over him sometimes.

Puncheon wasn’t too bad actually and underrated.

The thing with Martial, he is on a rinse and repeat mode since the first day he played at United. He also has the poorest workrate of any over £50m signings of the world bar Pogba.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25815 on: April 16, 2019, 11:19:00 PM »
http://global.espn.com/football/uefa-champions-league/story/3827003/man-uniteds-de-gea-has-done-super-special-preparation-for-messi-coach
Manchester United goalkeeping coach Emilio Alvarez says David De Gea has done "super special preparation" before facing Barcelona's Lionel Messi in Tuesday's Champions League encounter at Camp Nou.

Asked about the challenge of taking on a player like Messi, Alvarez told Cadena Ser radio: "We do some things different. I wouldn't lie if I said we do a super special preparation. I already worked in La Liga for many seasons with David [De Gea] as well and before with other keepers. I can't deny that there is a particularity regarding Leo [Messi] in which in the end, you try to offer tools and data to the keeper so that it can help him.

"But we all know that no matter how much you study Leo, or if you have the tools and those are good, talent is always above anything else. I do work that is more specific with De Gea which I obviously can't reveal, but we do some things different and we include other things than with respect to another game as we are facing Leo."

Alvarez added that De Gea, who started his career at Atletico Madrid and is Spain's No. 1, is very much looking forward to the challenge.

"He is very motivated to play in Spain," he said. "To play against a Spanish team in Spain is always a matter of pride for De Gea and the other Spanish players in the team. Whoever know David well, knows that his biggest ability is to abstract himself from any type of uncomfortable and stressful situations. He is very strong mentally. "


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25816 on: April 16, 2019, 11:19:20 PM »
Particularly enjoyed this on the Cafe

Reminiscent of that famous quote about the England cricket team back in the day.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25817 on: April 16, 2019, 11:31:57 PM »
Oh and, is it just me that doesn't rate Martial that highly ?  Everyone always seems to rave about him and say he's one of the few players that is good enough and a player a lot of teams would love to have. I don't see it personally, he's ok but that's about it

Agreed.

He had an insanely good opening month to his Utd career but has been utter shit since. Scary thing is, the hype around Rashford is even more over the top.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25818 on: April 16, 2019, 11:38:52 PM »
cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

I honestly can see him buy Kane for £250m or more this summer, he's a traditional 1990's type of striker Solskjaer understands. Ole is twenty years behind the times.

And you know what I could see Spurs agree to it.

Probably another £80m on Maguire as well, £60m to £75m on Declan Rice too.

A British backbone "who understand the Utd way" for around £400m.

Fucking joke of an appointment. ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25819 on: April 16, 2019, 11:40:24 PM »
It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25820 on: April 16, 2019, 11:42:03 PM »
City could field 9 players and still beat United at present. They are a laughing stock.

It is still possible for a vastly inferior side to nick a draw in a one-off game, the bitters managed it with us and our gap to them has nearly grown enough to avoid relegation.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25821 on: April 16, 2019, 11:50:38 PM »
SolSeks. That's Sun Six in Norwegian/danish . May the Sun shine on Gunnar. All heil  :hally :scarf
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25822 on: April 16, 2019, 11:51:57 PM »
They don't need to beat City, a draw would be fine.

We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25823 on: April 16, 2019, 11:52:57 PM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

They can drop points in other games.

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« Reply #25824 on: April 16, 2019, 11:53:49 PM »
I honestly can see him buy Kane for £250m or more this summer, he's a traditional 1990's type of striker Solskjaer understands. Ole is twenty years behind the times.

And you know what I could see Spurs agree to it.

Probably another £80m on Maguire as well, £60m to £75m on Declan Rice too.

A British backbone "who understand the Utd way" for around £400m.

Fucking joke of an appointment. ;D
If the club had any real direction or plan, they still have the resources to challenge for big honours. But until they sort it out at the top, we can expect a few more years of them going round in circles. Their signings the past few years are just all over the shop. Their managerial appointments are even more haphazard, each one just a shot in the dark.
It looks like the Glaziers couldn't give a fuck, so long as the money is coming in.

I expect this summer will see another 'big name' signing, some twat whose best years are behind them. Or they'll overpay for a big PL name, who Woodward read about in Shoot magazine.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25825 on: April 16, 2019, 11:54:42 PM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

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2pts dropped is fine. We’re 2 ahead of them
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25826 on: April 16, 2019, 11:55:04 PM »
They wont be scoring loads in their remming fixtures mate.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25828 on: April 16, 2019, 11:57:51 PM »
They wont be scoring loads in their remming fixtures mate.

Whilst we have a couple of chances to get a lot of goals ourselves with some of our fixtures.

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« Reply #25829 on: April 16, 2019, 11:58:31 PM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

Might wanna check your maths

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25830 on: April 17, 2019, 12:03:23 AM »
Whilst we have a couple of chances to get a lot of goals ourselves with some of our fixtures.

What’s everyone on about?

GD doesn’t figure if we win all our games and they only draw 1 and win rest

Am I going mental?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25831 on: April 17, 2019, 12:04:04 AM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

We only need them to draw one game as long as we win our last four games.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25832 on: April 17, 2019, 12:07:28 AM »
That was hilarious.

Miracle in Nou Camp? It's a miracle they got there.

My only disappointment is it wasn't 6-0 on aggregate.
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« Reply #25833 on: April 17, 2019, 12:07:44 AM »
What’s everyone on about?

GD doesn’t figure if we win all our games and they only draw 1 and win rest

Am I going mental?

No you are correct

I can't believe at this stage there's a Liverpool fan who doesn't know that we only need City to draw a game for us to win the title.

I spend most of my waking hours fretting over the table and all the permutations.

Just for once I'd love somebody, anybody to score first against the fuckers, so tired of them going 1-0 up inside ten minutes. Fucking soul destroying.

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« Reply #25834 on: April 17, 2019, 12:14:38 AM »
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2pts dropped is fine. We’re 2 ahead of them
Dreadful maths....
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25835 on: April 17, 2019, 12:16:24 AM »
If they draw one game and win the rest and we win all our games we finish on equal points and it goes to GD. We have 7 goals to catch up just to draw level. Looking at the table if we did that we could well end up on the same amount of goals scored also (if both teams kept clean sheets and we got 7 more goals City would win it by 2 extra goals scored - if they were to concede a couple but win by the same margins as us we would end up identical in which case I *think* it goes to a play-off at Wembley). Essentially if they were to draw v United we would either have to rely on them dropping points elsewhere or absolutely spank someone to catch up the GD (and we all remember how that ended up last time) 

We're 2 points ahead, if they draw one game and we win all ours, we're champions.
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« Reply #25836 on: April 17, 2019, 12:16:50 AM »
If City win all their remaining games they will finish with 98 points.

If we win all ours we finish with 97

We only need City to draw a game.

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« Reply #25837 on: April 17, 2019, 12:19:20 AM »
How the fuck are people still arguing this. Are ye all Gary the city fan or whatever he was called.
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« Reply #25838 on: April 17, 2019, 12:19:34 AM »
I missed the opener tonight, just by chance i was putting the game on just after it had gone in so missed the build up

How hilariously bad is Youngs play in this :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #25839 on: April 17, 2019, 12:20:31 AM »
No you are correct

I can't believe at this stage there's a Liverpool fan who doesn't know that we only need City to draw a game for us to win the title.

I spend most of my waking hours fretting over the table and all the permutations.

Just for once I'd love somebody, anybody to score first against the fuckers, so tired of them going 1-0 up inside ten minutes. Fucking soul destroying.

Yes. Ignore my previous post :O

City have 5 games left and are on 83 points. If they win 4 and draw one they get 13 points and end up on 96.

We have 4 games left and 85 points. If we win all 4 games we get 12 points and end up on 97.

Apologies for muddying the waters further. Back to maths school for me :'(