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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25760 on: April 16, 2019, 11:54:42 PM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

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2pts dropped is fine. We’re 2 ahead of them
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25761 on: April 16, 2019, 11:55:04 PM »
They wont be scoring loads in their remming fixtures mate.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25763 on: April 16, 2019, 11:57:51 PM »
They wont be scoring loads in their remming fixtures mate.

Whilst we have a couple of chances to get a lot of goals ourselves with some of our fixtures.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25764 on: April 16, 2019, 11:58:31 PM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

Might wanna check your maths

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25765 on: April 17, 2019, 12:03:23 AM »
Whilst we have a couple of chances to get a lot of goals ourselves with some of our fixtures.

What’s everyone on about?

GD doesn’t figure if we win all our games and they only draw 1 and win rest

Am I going mental?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25766 on: April 17, 2019, 12:04:04 AM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

We only need them to draw one game as long as we win our last four games.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25767 on: April 17, 2019, 12:07:28 AM »
That was hilarious.

Miracle in Nou Camp? It's a miracle they got there.

My only disappointment is it wasn't 6-0 on aggregate.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25768 on: April 17, 2019, 12:07:44 AM »
What’s everyone on about?

GD doesn’t figure if we win all our games and they only draw 1 and win rest

Am I going mental?

No you are correct

I can't believe at this stage there's a Liverpool fan who doesn't know that we only need City to draw a game for us to win the title.

I spend most of my waking hours fretting over the table and all the permutations.

Just for once I'd love somebody, anybody to score first against the fuckers, so tired of them going 1-0 up inside ten minutes. Fucking soul destroying.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25769 on: April 17, 2019, 12:14:38 AM »
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2pts dropped is fine. We’re 2 ahead of them
Dreadful maths....
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25770 on: April 17, 2019, 12:16:24 AM »
If they draw one game and win the rest and we win all our games we finish on equal points and it goes to GD. We have 7 goals to catch up just to draw level. Looking at the table if we did that we could well end up on the same amount of goals scored also (if both teams kept clean sheets and we got 7 more goals City would win it by 2 extra goals scored - if they were to concede a couple but win by the same margins as us we would end up identical in which case I *think* it goes to a play-off at Wembley). Essentially if they were to draw v United we would either have to rely on them dropping points elsewhere or absolutely spank someone to catch up the GD (and we all remember how that ended up last time) 

We're 2 points ahead, if they draw one game and we win all ours, we're champions.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25771 on: April 17, 2019, 12:16:50 AM »
If City win all their remaining games they will finish with 98 points.

If we win all ours we finish with 97

We only need City to draw a game.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25772 on: April 17, 2019, 12:19:20 AM »
How the fuck are people still arguing this. Are ye all Gary the city fan or whatever he was called.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25773 on: April 17, 2019, 12:19:34 AM »
I missed the opener tonight, just by chance i was putting the game on just after it had gone in so missed the build up

How hilariously bad is Youngs play in this :lmao :lmao

https://twitter.com/UnitedRedscom/status/1118255501509320705

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25774 on: April 17, 2019, 12:20:31 AM »
No you are correct

I can't believe at this stage there's a Liverpool fan who doesn't know that we only need City to draw a game for us to win the title.

I spend most of my waking hours fretting over the table and all the permutations.

Just for once I'd love somebody, anybody to score first against the fuckers, so tired of them going 1-0 up inside ten minutes. Fucking soul destroying.

Yes. Ignore my previous post :O

City have 5 games left and are on 83 points. If they win 4 and draw one they get 13 points and end up on 96.

We have 4 games left and 85 points. If we win all 4 games we get 12 points and end up on 97.

Apologies for muddying the waters further. Back to maths school for me :'(

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25775 on: April 17, 2019, 12:25:36 AM »
We need Man City to drop more than 2 points. Their GD is +7 over us.

If they draw their game in hand they are one point behind. Goal difference is irrelevant.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25776 on: April 17, 2019, 12:31:48 AM »
I missed the opener tonight, just by chance i was putting the game on just after it had gone in so missed the build up

How hilariously bad is Youngs play in this :lmao :lmao

https://twitter.com/UnitedRedscom/status/1118255501509320705

That’s wonderfully awful. They’ve seen good teams play it around at the back then go forward and score with no idea that it takes great players and endless coaching to do that.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25777 on: April 17, 2019, 12:33:18 AM »
Weird how they lost tonight. I thought that because the manager once scored a last minute goal in that stadium, then they were bound to win. That was how it worked apparently.

Still, Ole smiles a lot and refuses to park in the manager's car park spot as that's reserved for Mr Ferguson, so I'm sure they'll get back to their former glories soon enough.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25778 on: April 17, 2019, 12:35:03 AM »
That’s wonderfully awful. They’ve seen good teams play it around at the back then go forward and score with no idea that it takes great players and endless coaching to do that.

The funniest thing about it all is after flying into the challenge, he automatically stops to cutch his ankle... then thinks better of it and gets up to see Messi rifle in the opener

This is their 2019 Fellaini dribbling it straight out of play

Am I right in thinking Barca scored as many goals tonight than the mancs had shots on target over both legs?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25779 on: April 17, 2019, 12:37:08 AM »
That was hilarious.

Miracle in Nou Camp? It's a miracle they got there.

My only disappointment is it wasn't 6-0 on aggregate.

It's only because PSG choked, plus a dodgy penalty, awarded via VAR they got this far. :no

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25780 on: April 17, 2019, 12:50:33 AM »
Weird how they lost tonight. I thought that because the manager once scored a last minute goal in that stadium, then they were bound to win. That was how it worked apparently.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25781 on: April 17, 2019, 12:52:11 AM »
These will be thumped by City won’t they?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25782 on: April 17, 2019, 01:07:38 AM »
I missed the opener tonight, just by chance i was putting the game on just after it had gone in so missed the build up

How hilariously bad is Youngs play in this :lmao :lmao

https://twitter.com/UnitedRedscom/status/1118255501509320705
That's the first I've seen the goal with all the build up.

I really hope Ashley Young sticks around. It was infuriating seeing him hurl himself to ground for years on end to get penalties, we deserve the pay off now of his comical decline. I want him in a United shirt for years to come, just so we get to see more moments like this one. Forever angry, consistently trying to clatter into far superior players, failing at even that and then being utterly embarrassed.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25783 on: April 17, 2019, 01:08:19 AM »
It's only because PSG choked, plus a dodgy penalty, awarded via VAR they got this far. :no

Wouldn't surprise me if UEFA were waiting for a chance to fuck PSG over, think at the time PSG were at the CAS appealing against UEFA re-opening an investigation into their accounts up to 2017, they'd already been cleared for FFP but then UEFA decided to re-open it, PSG won the appeal with nothing UEFA could do about it.........

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25784 on: April 17, 2019, 01:12:36 AM »
That's the first I've seen the goal with all the build up.

I really hope Ashley Young sticks around. It was infuriating seeing him hurl himself to ground for years on end to get penalties, we deserve the pay off now of his comical decline. I want him in a United shirt for years to come, just so we get to see more moments like this one. Forever angry, consistently trying to clatter into far superior players, failing at even that and then being utterly embarrassed.

Couldn't agree more mate, he's fast become a parody of himself. Games are now, fuck up a simple task, try to clatter someone while attempting to atone for the mistake, feign injury and scream at the opposition or ref/linesman whether he gets the decision or not reglardless of how clear cut the decision may be. Rinse and repeat.

I've watched that video a few times and every time i'm more stunned that at 12 seconds he literally tries to pass the ball through Rakitic, literally though his body as if he's a ghost :lmao

Its hilarious seeing how far they have fallen. The rebuild they need is fucking hugeeeeee

I can't see a position they don't need a new player except for in goal, first choice or back up they need someone everywhere and its delightful
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25785 on: April 17, 2019, 01:13:25 AM »
These will be thumped by City won’t they?

They should be, but who knows?

Lets face it, Abu Dhabi are a far superior collection of mercenaries team than Oleh's boys, but the Mancs will be smarting from their Barcelona humiliation and will need to raise their game in order to keep top four hopes alive. If they have any pride left whatsoever, they really have to bust a gut against the franchise.

Liverpool are vastly superior to Everton and the table currently boasts a 39 point gap between the clubs, which should be over 40 points by the end of the season. Despite the chasm in quality and class between us and our bitter neighbours, they did manage the moral victory of a 0-0 draw against us at their place. Derbies are weird games. Abu Dhabi should wipe the floor with their neighbours because they are far better than them, but weaker teams can sometimes get a result. The Mancs actually really need to turn up for this one. Their top four aspirations and any remaining self-respect they have depends on it.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25786 on: April 17, 2019, 01:14:35 AM »
Yes. Ignore my previous post :O

City have 5 games left and are on 83 points. If they win 4 and draw one they get 13 points and end up on 96.

We have 4 games left and 85 points. If we win all 4 games we get 12 points and end up on 97.

Apologies for muddying the waters further. Back to maths school for me :'(

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25787 on: April 17, 2019, 01:23:33 AM »
Young holding his leg as if he was hurt after losing the ball to Messi for the opener was comical.

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« Reply #25788 on: April 17, 2019, 02:16:30 AM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25789 on: April 17, 2019, 02:25:26 AM »
I missed the opener tonight, just by chance i was putting the game on just after it had gone in so missed the build up

How hilariously bad is Youngs play in this :lmao :lmao

https://twitter.com/UnitedRedscom/status/1118255501509320705

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25790 on: April 17, 2019, 02:29:44 AM »
They should be, but who knows?

Lets face it, Abu Dhabi are a far superior collection of mercenaries team than Oleh's boys, but the Mancs will be smarting from their Barcelona humiliation and will need to raise their game in order to keep top four hopes alive. If they have any pride left whatsoever, they really have to bust a gut against the franchise.

Liverpool are vastly superior to Everton and the table currently boasts a 39 point gap between the clubs, which should be over 40 points by the end of the season. Despite the chasm in quality and class between us and our bitter neighbours, they did manage the moral victory of a 0-0 draw against us at their place. Derbies are weird games. Abu Dhabi should wipe the floor with their neighbours because they are far better than them, but weaker teams can sometimes get a result. The Mancs actually really need to turn up for this one. Their top four aspirations and any remaining self-respect they have depends on it.
I mean there's unfortunately a recent example of united taking points off a superior team....

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25791 on: April 17, 2019, 02:40:35 AM »
Young made 3-4 direct mistakes leading to the goal? Amazing.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25792 on: April 17, 2019, 02:56:39 AM »
From the Guardian:

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Jones in particular has been oddly persistent, an heirloom handed down from manager to manager like a chipped mahogany sideboard nobody can ever quite get rid of. He can look imposing, assured, powerful, out of control, baffled, euphoric, gripped with panic – often all at the same time.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25793 on: April 17, 2019, 03:09:30 AM »
^^^^ those are just describing his facial expressions. You need a whole host of other adjectives to describe his play.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25794 on: April 17, 2019, 03:14:28 AM »
Ole's at the wheel
Tell us how good does it feel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25795 on: April 17, 2019, 03:15:51 AM »
Ole has been babbling about a treble. I'm confused. Is it wins over Everton, Huddersfield and Cardiff?? ???

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« Reply #25796 on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:34 AM »
About half a billion quid spent since Fergie left and they started the same defense that lost to Basel in 2011. That's absolutely shocking. They are an awfully run club.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25797 on: April 17, 2019, 03:24:19 AM »
About half a billion quid spent since Fergie left and they started the same defense that lost to Basel in 2011. That's absolutely shocking. They are an awfully run club.

4 of the back 5 were brought in by Ferguson. Maybe Ole is keeping them in honour of the gaffer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25798 on: April 17, 2019, 03:27:20 AM »
2nd highest wage bill in Europe. Highest in England. 3rd most expensively assembled squad in Europe. 2nd highest in England. Not a single clue whatsoever. None.


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« Reply #25799 on: April 17, 2019, 04:29:32 AM »
Glazer channeling his inner Gollum with that hair style