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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25760 on: April 16, 2019, 10:37:26 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

We don't need them to, City could drop points elsewhere.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25761 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:12 PM »
LOLeh Gunnar LOLskjaer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25762 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:18 PM »
Someone put that photo up of Cantona, Fergie and Ole.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25763 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:35 PM »
Nope. Said it at the weekend. He's shit. I'm not even going to give him credit for being OK. He's a rubber one.

He would make a decent Markovic replacement

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25764 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:46 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

They need a result against city too now.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25765 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:18 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.
We don't. A draw would be amazing, though highly (putting it lightly) unlikely. At minimum I'd take a red card for City, and one or two injuries. De Bruyne headbutting Lingard would be utopia.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25766 on: April 16, 2019, 10:39:56 PM »
Ouch we need this shower of shite to beat City.

Not yet, we need Spurs to get a result first.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25767 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:23 PM »

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25768 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:45 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.   

 
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25769 on: April 16, 2019, 10:43:59 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25770 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:04 PM »
Andreas Cornelius for £80m incoming ;D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25771 on: April 16, 2019, 10:45:54 PM »
Particularly enjoyed this on the Cafe

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I'm not going to blame Ole for anything but team selection, subs and tactics.

Reminiscent of that famous quote about the England cricket team back in the day.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25772 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:10 PM »
It's a rebuilding job now they're saying. Apparently spending what, 700 odd million since Ferguson retired doesn't count.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25773 on: April 16, 2019, 10:46:51 PM »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25774 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:07 PM »
They need a result against city too now.

City could field 9 players and still beat United at present. They are a laughing stock.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25775 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:37 PM »
A lot of 'em are still trying to convince themselves that the problem is that their squad is shit.

Thing is, when Mourinho was there, they thought the squad was decent, it was all the managers fault....

Long may they cling onto that thought though, cos if they give this dope a massive amount of money to spend in the summer, it won't change much.

It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25776 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:41 PM »
Kind of weird how Fergie completely avoided anything inside club after he retired

Has a serious brain haemorrhage now he’s on the pitch before CL quarters talking to officials and coaching the manager

Kind of got that the wrong way round hasnt he ?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25777 on: April 16, 2019, 10:48:47 PM »
Getting rid of SolSeks is actually gaining traction on RedCafe im afraid.

They'll be paying off more managers than Everton soon at this rate ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25778 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:25 PM »
Goldbridge's reaction to Coutinho's goal :  ;D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25779 on: April 16, 2019, 10:49:37 PM »
They need a result against city too now.

Ive actually give up on that one

Especially after tonight. They’re a joke
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25780 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:27 PM »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wankoh
« Last Edit: April 16, 2019, 10:52:32 PM by Hymer Red »
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25781 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:31 PM »
The longer Pogba stays there the longer they will be crap, that lad is absolute poison.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25782 on: April 16, 2019, 10:50:47 PM »
There was some right laughs tonight though wasn't there. Ashley Young trying a Cruyff turn, right there in the Nou Camp of all places, Messi robbing him, nuts on Fred, Messi's run and nuts on Phil Jones and Phil Jones head bandage.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25783 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:10 PM »
I will pull on that shirt for £150 million (one match only).  Got a long CV to prove how shit I am.

Err on second thoughts......NO.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25784 on: April 16, 2019, 10:51:59 PM »
mastoh class from pogboh tonight in doing fuck all the wanker
Now come on he dabbed before the game with headphones on

Are we just going to forget that?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25785 on: April 16, 2019, 10:53:49 PM »
It is though. Young is an absolute shambles, Smalling and Jones are the worst due since Brady/Hindley, Pogba is.....what even is he? He's a show pony wheeled out to bang in a few pens against shite opposition only to utterly vanish when the going gets tough. Lukaku looks like he's getting into character for playing Purple Aki in the new Hit documentary ''the man who feels muscles'', Rashford has been hyped up to such high levels that he's now banging 40 yard free kicks about 20 yards over the bar because somebody has told him he's mad boss and he needs to dab if he scores one.

They are a wank side who have been left behind by smarter more forward thinking clubs. They don't just need a minor surgery on that squad mate they need a fucking transplant.

My point was that their dopey fans are changing their tune now it's not Mourinho in charge  :P

But, I don't think their squad is totally shit. Sure it isn't great, probably along with Arsenal the weakest out of the top 6. But a good coach, and a coach who, unlike Mourinho doesn't fall out with half the team and who doesn't coach cowardly football, would still be able to get a whole lot more out of a lot of them.

But that coach isn't Solskajaer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25786 on: April 16, 2019, 10:53:59 PM »
Kind of weird how Fergie completely avoided anything inside club after he retired

Has a serious brain haemorrhage now he’s on the pitch before CL quarters talking to officials and coaching the manager

Kind of got that the wrong way round hasnt he ?

Let me start by saying it is great to see him fit and well again.
But Jesus, Solsjkaer really needs to grow a set and become the boss of that club if he is to have any future.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25787 on: April 16, 2019, 10:54:39 PM »
Now come on he dabbed before the game with headphones on

Are we just going to forget that?

And the voice in the headphones was saying just a few more games and we are out of here
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25788 on: April 16, 2019, 10:55:52 PM »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25789 on: April 16, 2019, 10:58:04 PM »
My point was that their dopey fans are changing their tune now it's not Mourinho in charge  :P

But, I don't think their squad is totally shit. Sure it isn't great, probably along with Arsenal the weakest out of the top 6. But a good coach, and a coach who, unlike Mourinho doesn't fall out with half the team and who doesn't coach cowardly football, would still be able to get a whole lot more out of a lot of them.

But that coach isn't Solskajaer.

I'm still in disbelief they never went all out for Pochettino. It was clear the team was on a bounce from not suffering from Mourinho's depressing style, they got away with absolute murder against PSG yet it was enough to secure Solskjaer the job.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25790 on: April 16, 2019, 10:58:05 PM »
This was embarrassing. Messi was toying with them tonight.

Most embarrassing of all was the push in the back from
Jones. Like a 5 year old at another boy who’d upset him

Then not 30 seconds later Mctominay did it
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25791 on: April 16, 2019, 10:59:34 PM »
#Olesatthewheel
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25792 on: April 16, 2019, 11:00:00 PM »
#Olesatthewheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25793 on: April 16, 2019, 11:00:38 PM »
#Olesatthewheel
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25794 on: April 16, 2019, 11:01:43 PM »
This lot don’t have a cats hell in chance of getting anything from City.
Facing a domestic rival in a derby, in the league is a way different prospect than facing Barcelona in the European Cup knockouts.

I mean look at this reasoning- people expect City to drop points against the likes of Palace, but not United.

It's going to be a different game amidst a tough run for City. United at least have more confidence that they can beat City and that's a good start.
Yeah, I also want to take the piss out of them, but City isn't Barcelona and this is going to be away for them.
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Let's drink to him once more. He was a good Stalker.
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25795 on: April 16, 2019, 11:01:49 PM »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25796 on: April 16, 2019, 11:02:00 PM »
Either 2nd or 3rd in the world in player wages.  With their current plan how does spending more change anything? 

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25797 on: April 16, 2019, 11:05:41 PM »
I don’t understand how people can say United have no chance of taking points of City whilst ignoring the fact they took points off us. I know they were in a better place then than now, but still, they’re capable, at home especially.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25798 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:44 PM »
What a joke outfit .
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25799 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:48 PM »
Fuck me we need this shower to take something off City. I'm now resting my hopes on Burnley.