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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25600 on: April 16, 2019, 01:25:05 PM »
I expect Old Trafford to be empty against Mancity. What's the point going to that game if you want your team to lose?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25601 on: April 16, 2019, 01:27:05 PM »
Missing out on top 4 sets them back another 2 or 3 years. Yes they are rich but this has issues with making money.

Mata and Hererra leaving on freebies might free up some wages but they've no assets to sell apart from Pogba, Rahsford and De Gea. De Gea will probably go to PSG at some point.

They won't give Ole a blank cheque this summer.

Having the tactical nous is what worries me more than the players giving up the game. Absolute mid table fodder is my bigger concern.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25602 on: April 16, 2019, 02:08:49 PM »
I expect Old Trafford to be empty against Mancity. What's the point going to that game if you want your team to lose?
They'll be there.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25603 on: April 16, 2019, 02:22:12 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25604 on: April 16, 2019, 02:26:08 PM »
They'll be 3 down after 25 mins.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25605 on: April 16, 2019, 02:36:06 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."
Moyseh wouldo got absoluteleh hammered for saying that. Ole is showing himself up to be quite the fooel, wont be long before Andeh and the Bobbins fella turn on him.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25606 on: April 16, 2019, 02:39:12 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

Mark my words they'll regret letting Fellaini go.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25607 on: April 16, 2019, 02:40:23 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

It’s not quite the direct reference we were all expecting, but talking about set pieces in the 93rd minute is quite clearly about  “That balmy night in Barcelona”

The blokes got nothing to offer but sentimentality and nostalgia.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25608 on: April 16, 2019, 03:07:41 PM »
It’s not quite the direct reference we were all expecting, but talking about set pieces in the 93rd minute is quite clearly about  “That balmy night in Barcelona”

The blokes got nothing to offer but sentimentality and nostalgia.

yep, thought the same when i read it
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25609 on: April 16, 2019, 03:54:44 PM »
Any truth in Koulibaly rumour? Surely he's going to have plenty of offers from top clubs with Champion League football? Joining this shower of shite, with mediocre manager and no Champion League football, would be a very stupid career move for him.
Koulibaly is 28, so this is a chance for a big move, financially he'll be looking to secure himself with the biggest contract he can get, and that lot aren't shy about paying big big wages, his head could easily be turned by a massive contract offer.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25610 on: April 16, 2019, 04:03:12 PM »
Think City will smash them and not because they will try throw it but merely based on the fact that Utd are fucking shit and City are levels above them. Probably city 4 or 5 nil.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25611 on: April 16, 2019, 04:29:26 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

Fucking hell, its 2019 not 1999 you fucking Lord of the Rings reject :lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25612 on: April 16, 2019, 04:29:57 PM »
he won't last a year

sorry guys :P

They'll just get another useless twat, Neville or Giggseh

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25613 on: April 16, 2019, 04:46:15 PM »
They'll just get another useless twat, Neville or Giggseh
Scholseh is free, and he has managerial experience now too.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25614 on: April 16, 2019, 04:50:21 PM »
Let's see what momentum does for them tonight.


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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25615 on: April 16, 2019, 05:03:52 PM »
It’s not quite the direct reference we were all expecting, but talking about set pieces in the 93rd minute is quite clearly about  “That balmy night in Barcelona”

The blokes got nothing to offer but sentimentality and nostalgia.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25616 on: April 16, 2019, 05:07:52 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."
He said they had a decent plan ... well, a plan, anyway.
And by Gollum they do.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25617 on: April 16, 2019, 05:25:31 PM »
Oh... I was going to put the game on in the background, but if Utd are still in it going into the last 5 minutes the commentary is going to be absolutely sickening with the '99 references.

Mute button maybe. But then I actually have to watch it. Hmm.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25618 on: April 16, 2019, 05:31:52 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

Oooh, I bet Barca are really scared. These Man U guys, they are BIG and TALL! And possibly even LARGE! Wait, that's just Lukaku. They'll never have seen anything like it before.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25619 on: April 16, 2019, 05:35:18 PM »
Oh... I was going to put the game on in the background, but if Utd are still in it going into the last 5 minutes the commentary is going to be absolutely sickening with the '99 references.

Mute button maybe. But then I actually have to watch it. Hmm.

They'll be 5-0 down on agg and with 5 minutes they'll still trot out the 99 references.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25620 on: April 16, 2019, 05:55:02 PM »
Oooh, I bet Barca are really scared. These Man U guys, they are BIG and TALL! And possibly even LARGE! Wait, that's just Lukaku. They'll never have seen anything like it before.
Before their first final against Barcelona they said they would win because they were bigger and stronger and Barcelona were skinny short-arses.
Can't remember how that turned out.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25621 on: April 16, 2019, 06:18:26 PM »
Looking forward to watching this to be fair. I expect a drubbing
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25622 on: April 16, 2019, 06:28:29 PM »
To be fair to Solskjær he’s got a point hasn’t he?

They’re hardly going to go there and attack them pound for pound. Their best chance is to keep a clean sheet and hope to nick one. Hopefully this is the same plan as he has against City.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25623 on: April 16, 2019, 06:43:58 PM »
How the mighty have fallen.

The Norwegian Pullis has spoken.

"We know we can still be in this tie if we keep a clean sheet. In the 93rd minute, if we get a set-piece, we are taller and bigger than them.

"We need to defend well and we need to score. I don't mind if it is in the 93rd minute."

Is Donald Trump writing his addresses to the press?

My god that’s embarrassing
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25624 on: April 16, 2019, 07:09:21 PM »
You know what would be quite nice?
City absolutely dominating these but losing out to a dodgy penalty and De Gea masterclass. Yes, that would be nice.


What would be even nicer if the cheats beat Spurs and then go to castle greyskull and fuckin wallop Yernited by 5 or 6 goals and then go to Burnley and get the shit kicked out of them and drop the two points in that game giving us the title by a point after we win our four remaining games.  We win the title with 97 points, the cheats finish runners up one point behind so its a record for finishing with a silver medal not gold, we then twat them in the champions league final and Yernited finish 6th and have to start the Europa league qualifiers next July.  Now that would be nice.   :D

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25625 on: April 16, 2019, 07:11:33 PM »
Is Donald Trump writing his addresses to the press?

My god that’s embarrassing

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25626 on: April 16, 2019, 08:21:37 PM »
Getting sacked in the morning!
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25627 on: April 16, 2019, 08:23:14 PM »
Bet they wished they’d waited a bit now.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25628 on: April 16, 2019, 08:24:02 PM »
:lmao

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25629 on: April 16, 2019, 08:26:38 PM »
This club is built on great comebacks, the United way is to do it at the death, the spirit of sir Alex will carry them th....

And Solskjaer has won it!!!!!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25630 on: April 16, 2019, 08:44:33 PM »

What would be even nicer if the cheats beat Spurs and then go to castle greyskull and fuckin wallop Yernited by 5 or 6 goals and then go to Burnley and get the shit kicked out of them and drop the two points in that game giving us the title by a point after we win our four remaining games.  We win the title with 97 points, the cheats finish runners up one point behind so its a record for finishing with a silver medal not gold, we then twat them in the champions league final and Yernited finish 6th and have to start the Europa league qualifiers next July.  Now that would be nice.   :D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25631 on: April 16, 2019, 08:48:22 PM »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25632 on: April 16, 2019, 08:54:55 PM »
Invoke the power of Paris!!!
Invoke the powder of Paris!?
They've done that, now they are set and fired.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25633 on: April 16, 2019, 08:57:23 PM »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25634 on: April 16, 2019, 08:58:27 PM »
Are there any virgins left in Manchester they can sacrifice? Paris must have cost them a few.

Does Andeh Tate count?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25635 on: April 16, 2019, 08:59:08 PM »
Fucking hell, its 2019 not 1999 you fucking Lord of the Rings reject :lmao

Can you imagine his half time team talk.

Come on lads we are not out of this. Get three free kicks in the 91st, 92nd and 93rd minute and we can do this.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25636 on: April 16, 2019, 09:03:06 PM »
Does Andeh Tate count?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25637 on: April 16, 2019, 09:04:08 PM »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25638 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:08 PM »
So what does the loose wheel have in his locker for the big one next week?  On this showing it all down to Spurs on Saturday.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25639 on: April 16, 2019, 09:07:19 PM »
Andehs not a virgin, he fingers his sistoh nightly

Does it count if he's only sticking a couple of fingehs in? or how about all 6?