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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3920 on: December 1, 2018, 11:31:18 PM »
Fair fucks to what went on with Watford and Leicester today. Class family those Leicester owners.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3921 on: December 1, 2018, 11:36:32 PM »
Fair fucks to what went on with Watford and Leicester today. Class family those Leicester owners.

100%

Really nice to see

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Capoues acting :lmao completely fine then sees the ref coming to give him a red and suddenly his head hurts

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3922 on: December 1, 2018, 11:37:42 PM »
That game is exactly the type that stops me getting caught up in the 'Michael Oliver is so good' hype
Strewth. It’s not quite ‘Beatles break America’ levels.

He’s a decent ref in the main.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3923 on: December 1, 2018, 11:39:17 PM »
Strewth. It’s not quite ‘Beatles break America’ levels.

He’s a decent ref in the main.

I think he just gets slightly less wrong than the rest myself and so comes off well, best of a bad bunch imo. That holding on the corner was laughable

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3924 on: December 1, 2018, 11:40:21 PM »
100%

Really nice to see

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Capoues acting :lmao completely fine then sees the ref coming to give him a red and suddenly his head hurts

Doesn't beat Steven Taylors red card though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3925 on: December 1, 2018, 11:41:42 PM »
Doesn't beat Steven Taylors red card though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3HnU0HOhk
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:lmao :lmao :lmao

I had forgotten all about that

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That Hoilett winner gets better every time i see it
« Last Edit: December 1, 2018, 11:44:03 PM by RyanBabel19 »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3926 on: December 1, 2018, 11:44:16 PM »
What a beauty that is from Hoilett.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3927 on: December 2, 2018, 08:15:18 AM »
When do we play them, they look abysmal

This Wednesday ;D

Nice goal from Andros 'cut-price Robben' Townsend though
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3928 on: December 2, 2018, 08:34:46 AM »
This Wednesday ;D

Nice goal from Andros 'cut-price Robben' Townsend though

Robben’s going to sue you when he reads that.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3929 on: December 2, 2018, 08:43:21 AM »
How on Gods green earth is that not a penalty to Bournemouth? :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3930 on: December 2, 2018, 08:53:36 AM »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3931 on: December 2, 2018, 12:15:51 PM »
Lots of talking points from yesterday (I only watched this a.m).

The thing that stands out for me above all else, is the poor finishing. Clear chances crash against the woodwork or get blazed over the bar on a regular basis.

I know the game is much faster now than in the 80s - I’m also aware that the ball is lighter. Even so, there is a lack of clinical finishing; Messi plays with the same ball. What happened to the dinked finish for example? What would a Rush or a Fowler be worth in today’s market?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3932 on: December 2, 2018, 10:35:08 PM »
Sam Quek introducing Gary Mac's goal. Already the best MOTD in years.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3933 on: December 2, 2018, 10:36:06 PM »
That lad's favourite derby memory was in black and white.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3934 on: December 2, 2018, 10:42:05 PM »
Alli again showing what a prick he is, acting the tough nut

What I’d give for an old school thug like Batty or Vinnie Jones to just go straight through him, proper bust him up
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3935 on: December 2, 2018, 10:42:31 PM »
That was a dive by Son.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3936 on: December 2, 2018, 10:44:36 PM »
Sam Quek introducing Gary Mac's goal. Already the best MOTD in years.

:D

Might tune in tonight. In fact I am doing. That Aubameyang finish was lovely.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3937 on: December 2, 2018, 10:45:58 PM »
:D

Might tune in tonight. In fact I am doing. That Aubameyang finish was lovely.

And Torreira's.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3938 on: December 2, 2018, 10:56:19 PM »
Stay classy there Spurs  :(
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3939 on: December 2, 2018, 10:56:27 PM »
Alli again showing what a prick he is, acting the tough nut

What I’d give for an old school thug like Batty or Vinnie Jones to just go straight through him, proper bust him up

Batty is 50 today, never really appreciated what a get he was as a kid. If we'd had someone like him instead of Leeds we'd have won the title under Evans.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3940 on: December 2, 2018, 11:04:07 PM »
I must say, these highlights are making it look like Everton dominated the first half.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3941 on: December 2, 2018, 11:06:44 PM »
I must say, these highlights are making it look like Everton dominated the first half.

Look at the clear chances though. Mané x 2, Shaqiri, Origi off the bar. Bar the save and Gomez clearance they had nothing comparable.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3942 on: December 2, 2018, 11:08:55 PM »
Comedy. I nearly died laughing in the Lower Main.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3943 on: December 2, 2018, 11:09:03 PM »
Big fan of Origi picking the ball out of the net, as if we really need a second goal for the goal difference.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3944 on: December 2, 2018, 11:09:35 PM »
Doesn't get any less funny.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3945 on: December 2, 2018, 11:11:30 PM »
Look at the clear chances though. Mané x 2, Shaqiri, Origi off the bar. Bar the save and Gomez clearance they had nothing comparable.

They missed out that Mane chance in the first half when Pickford made the save from the angle. Everton played some neat stuff, infinitely better than what we've seen them do at Anfield before, but we created a lot more chances than them and should won more comfortably.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3946 on: December 2, 2018, 11:12:55 PM »
Why are trying to cover up for Pickford it was a terrible error  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3947 on: December 2, 2018, 11:13:46 PM »
They had a good 1st half then created fuck all in the 2nd half.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3948 on: December 2, 2018, 11:15:20 PM »
They had a good 1st half then created fuck all in the 2nd half.

They’re definitely overstating how good they are. For all their improvements they’re not getting near the top 5 anytime soon.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3949 on: December 2, 2018, 11:15:32 PM »
So MOTD showed the replay of Klopp going onto the pitch but didn't mention it at all.  Danny Mills must be seething.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3950 on: December 2, 2018, 11:21:02 PM »
Blah, blah Everton. They had two decent chances, a header and Gomes bundling his way into the box. Most teams get at least one or two chances in a game. Other than that, they did sweet FA
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3951 on: December 2, 2018, 11:23:35 PM »
So MOTD showed the replay of Klopp going onto the pitch but didn't mention it at all.  Danny Mills must be seething.

Probably didn't want to prejudice the court case.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3952 on: December 3, 2018, 12:33:51 AM »
Haha Danny Mills hates us with such white knuckles rage it’s weird

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3953 on: December 3, 2018, 10:24:37 AM »
Some of those GOTM-candidates were hilarios. What is that Rondon-goal doing there ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3954 on: December 3, 2018, 10:38:33 AM »
I must say, these highlights are making it look like Everton dominated the first half.

Haven't seen it yet.
Did they show the André Gomez clothes-line on Salah that would have been a yellow anywhere else on the pitch but was nothing because it was in the box at Anfield?

Bet they didn't even mention it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3955 on: December 3, 2018, 12:39:45 PM »
Haven't seen it yet.
Did they show the André Gomez clothes-line on Salah that would have been a yellow anywhere else on the pitch but was nothing because it was in the box at Anfield?

Bet they didn't even mention it.

Didn't show it or mention it at all.

Neither did they talk about Klopp getting on the pitch, which talkShite seem to be all over today. I was dying with laughter at Danny Mills having a little breakdown yesterday about it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3956 on: December 3, 2018, 01:11:24 PM »
They also, conveniently, didn't show the angle that confirmed Mina was offside for his chance. Don't know if that is worse than Sky showing that angle continuously and wilfully ignoring it. No discussion on the potential penalty for handball either, which is strange because they normally love discussing the referee's decisions. I suppose it wouldn't fit the Everton were hard done by story.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3957 on: December 3, 2018, 01:30:33 PM »
Some of those GOTM-candidates were hilarios. What is that Rondon-goal doing there ;D

Haha I couldn't believe that! Rondon scoring the most Rondon goal ever being nominated but not TAA scoring a 30 yard free-kick.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3958 on: December 5, 2018, 10:28:29 PM »
We're on first.  :wave

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3959 on: December 5, 2018, 10:29:45 PM »
We're on first.  :wave

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