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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5600 on: October 7, 2019, 12:38:59 AM »
Mo gets Goal of the Month - must have been a few of us watching then... ;)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5601 on: October 7, 2019, 01:12:21 AM »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5602 on: October 7, 2019, 08:54:51 AM »
Lineker on Mane.



Lineker on Kane vs Arsenal the other week.



No hypocrisy or xenophobia there.  ::)

The Mané comment was obviously tongue in cheek. I though it was funny.  ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5603 on: October 7, 2019, 10:05:44 AM »
Some of you lot really need to get a life. W@hy watch it if you hate it so much? There are loads of other shows about football.

I watch it for what it is - a highlights show with a bit of superficial analysis after five or so minutes of each game. Getting wound up because Spud shits on Liverpool again is a waste of energy and makes absolutely fuck all difference to anything. 

As for moaning about how much Shearer or Lineker earns - you do realise you're watching highlights of games where managers and players are earning millions for being average at best.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5604 on: October 7, 2019, 10:06:43 AM »
The Mané comment was obviously tongue in cheek. I though it was funny.  ;D

Of course it was. He's a Leicester fan.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5605 on: October 7, 2019, 11:20:25 AM »
Some of you lot really need to get a life. W@hy watch it if you hate it so much? There are loads of other shows about football.

I watch it for what it is - a highlights show with a bit of superficial analysis after five or so minutes of each game. Getting wound up because Spud shits on Liverpool again is a waste of energy and makes absolutely fuck all difference to anything. 


I'd got into the habit a few years ago of fast-forwarding through the analysis; not because I thought it was biased, but because half the time I couldn't be arsed with it.

Since coming on this forum, I've started watching it again, and predictably get annoyed. Masochist.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5606 on: October 7, 2019, 12:22:36 PM »

I'd got into the habit a few years ago of fast-forwarding through the analysis; not because I thought it was biased, but because half the time I couldn't be arsed with it.

Since coming on this forum, I've started watching it again, and predictably get annoyed. Masochist.

Me too. Will listen to Klopp's interview, but that's about it. The majority of "analysis" is poor when compared to some contributors on here, other sites and The Wrap. It just adds nothing. Same goes for commentary and co commentary, I watch most games on silent. It's actually a better watch because you don't get wound up by the rubbish they talk. You don't need commentary when watching live, so you don't when watching on the telly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5607 on: October 7, 2019, 12:24:03 PM »
Watch the highlights, ignore everything else. Listen to one of the many podcasts for some better insight.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5608 on: October 7, 2019, 12:40:18 PM »
Watch the highlights, ignore everything else. Listen to one of the many podcasts for some better insight.

Exactly

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5609 on: October 7, 2019, 02:28:57 PM »
Watch the highlights, ignore everything else. Listen to one of the many podcasts for some better insight.

Saturday was a rarity for me in that I watched it live. I normally do skip the interviews and analysis. Coupled with it being a 3pm kick off you probably had more than normal watching it live and therefore commenting on the crap analysis.

For the most part it doesn’t really bother me and I think Lineker is sound, we all know he’s a Leicester fan and I don’t find him bad towards us. Even Shearer who comes across as a dour, miserable git on MOTD showed in his 5 Live stint on the Barca game that he’s not a robot and he doesn’t hate us. Easy for us to over react to their rubbish punditry but in the grand scheme of things it doesn’t really matter!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5610 on: October 7, 2019, 02:32:01 PM »
Think Shearer is miserable with everyone to be fair.

Let’s thank our lucky stars they don’t have Mills on. 100% wouldn’t watch it if he got promoted from Radio to Telly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5611 on: October 7, 2019, 02:46:05 PM »
Saturday was a rarity for me in that I watched it live. I normally do skip the interviews and analysis. Coupled with it being a 3pm kick off you probably had more than normal watching it live and therefore commenting on the crap analysis.

For the most part it doesn’t really bother me and I think Lineker is sound, we all know he’s a Leicester fan and I don’t find him bad towards us. Even Shearer who comes across as a dour, miserable git on MOTD showed in his 5 Live stint on the Barca game that he’s not a robot and he doesn’t hate us. Easy for us to over react to their rubbish punditry but in the grand scheme of things it doesn’t really matter!


It's Shearer's inconsistency and hypocrisy over fouls & penalties that fucks me off. Has nobody ever brought this up with him?

I know Keown looks like he's been cobbled together with random body parts and lightning, but he always seems balanced (not just due to his very thick boots!), and Wrighty's OK, along with a few other irregulars.

But Murphy & Jenas are utter turd, and Phil Neville is just white noise.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5612 on: October 7, 2019, 02:50:44 PM »
Shearer has still got a lot  of credit in the bank for me after his co commentary on the Barca second leg


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5613 on: October 7, 2019, 03:42:38 PM »
Still amazed at Keown stating Pereira should've passed to Rashford while he was offside  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5614 on: October 7, 2019, 06:33:49 PM »
Taped MOTD2 and just watched it now. I'm not afraid to say this and I've never really looked at him this way before, but I'd well shag Gary Linker.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5615 on: October 20, 2019, 10:31:44 PM »
Time to see who’s opinions I can get riled by tonight. :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5616 on: October 20, 2019, 10:42:44 PM »
Time to see who’s opinions I can get riled by tonight. :D

Murphy is on so expect him to say Origi went down too easily.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5617 on: October 20, 2019, 10:45:18 PM »
Murphy is on so expect him to say Origi went down too easily.

They’re entitled to say it’s no foul in isolation but they won’t have the brains to say how many cheap free kicks United won in the first half hour whenever we breathed on them.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5618 on: October 20, 2019, 10:52:50 PM »
They’re entitled to say it’s no foul in isolation but they won’t have the brains to say how many cheap free kicks United won in the first half hour whenever we breathed on them.

No. No they're not. As professional pundits and having seen it from all angles then if anyone comes out with anything other than it's a foul is clearly inept, biased, or doing a clickbait exercise.

It's a kick on a players leg from behind, with no possibility/intention of playing the ball. 

A foul.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5619 on: October 20, 2019, 10:54:42 PM »
No. No they're not. As professional pundits and having seen it from all angles then if anyone comes out with anything other than it's a foul is clearly inept, biased, or doing a clickbait exercise.

It's a kick on a players leg from behind, with no possibility/intention of playing the ball. 

A foul.

I’d say it was a clear foul too. Usual twitter shite I’ve seen neutrals claiming he went down easily and it wasn’t. They’re wrong but they’re also ignoring the soft fouls they got before that.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5620 on: October 20, 2019, 11:06:30 PM »
Enjoy it whilst it lasts, Ole. You’ll be looking like a haggered tramp and trying to explain away another dismal defeat soon enough.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5621 on: October 20, 2019, 11:45:04 PM »
I keep hearing that the kick wasn’t enough to go down. I tell you what, I’ll boot you in the leg and see if you go down. It was a foul. It’s not subjective either. It couldn’t be clearer.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5622 on: October 21, 2019, 12:38:46 AM »
"I mean, I'm not saying it was a foul and a free kick, but it was a free kick!"  - Danny Murphy

Of course, he didn't say it exactly like that, but he might as well have. You know, the way Shearer says "Oh, that wasn't a dive. It was just clever play!" whenever Harry Kane dons his speedo trunks in the box and cheats, or how Scholes like to say "It's just a good honest going for the ball tackle" when he sees someone's leg amputated from the knee down. Like, have some fucking bollocks and call a spade a spade. Say it was a foul. A foul meaning it was a free fucking kick, you baldy c*nt.

Imagine of Hansen was still around today for this. Fucking hell, he'd probably headbutt someone.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5623 on: October 21, 2019, 05:52:03 AM »
So did they say it was a foul or not?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5624 on: October 21, 2019, 11:21:59 AM »
I'd love it if something similar happens to them at Anfield and Klopp quotes OGS' 'basketball' line back at him.

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« Reply #5625 on: October 21, 2019, 11:26:36 AM »
I'd love it if something similar happens to them at Anfield and Klopp quotes OGS' 'basketball' line back at him.

Ole wont be in the job then, sadly
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« Reply #5626 on: October 21, 2019, 11:27:15 AM »
Ole wont be in the job then, sadly

But they've turned a corner?!?  And their season has kickstarted!?!??

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5627 on: October 21, 2019, 02:42:48 PM »
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« Reply #5628 on: October 22, 2019, 12:37:08 AM »
Gary Lineker is a jug eared twat

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5629 on: October 26, 2019, 10:21:44 PM »
This should be interesting. For Evertonians everywhere.  ;)

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5630 on: October 26, 2019, 10:24:25 PM »
I haven't see the goals in the Brighton-Everton game so looking forward to it.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5631 on: October 26, 2019, 10:31:36 PM »
Great finish.

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« Reply #5632 on: October 26, 2019, 10:31:42 PM »
This VAR nonsense is out of control. Just bin it for open play decisions

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« Reply #5633 on: October 26, 2019, 10:35:36 PM »
It's a complete mess really.  Imagine if we got done by a similar decision vs City in a few weeks.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5634 on: October 26, 2019, 10:48:09 PM »
Sean dyche doing his best to take the attention away from his shit team
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5635 on: October 26, 2019, 10:48:36 PM »
Not like him to moan.

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« Reply #5636 on: October 26, 2019, 10:51:16 PM »
Sean dyche doing his best to take the attention away from his shit team

Ha I thought the same thing. And it's coming from someone who has Ashley Barnes in his team.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5637 on: October 26, 2019, 10:57:13 PM »
Pundits in defending English player for diving shocker.

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« Reply #5638 on: October 26, 2019, 11:04:57 PM »
Pundits in defending English player for diving shocker.
I just laughed out loud at that.

Someone with too much time on their hands should make a compilation videos of the difference between their punditry on "diving" between English and non-English players.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #5639 on: October 26, 2019, 11:05:46 PM »
Why was Vardy giving it to the Saints fans after every goal? Shhhhhh-ing them when they’re 8-0 down?