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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4120 on: December 18, 2018, 10:33:45 PM »
Well he is known as the Alpine Klopp Man

If you're under 40ish or didn't grow up in an area with shite pop


Yeah it was shite ... I was an Alpine pop man in the 70ís ... cracking job if you had a bit of patter ... made a fortune on Christmas promotions and had a few dates with er Ďlonelyí housewives  :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4121 on: December 19, 2018, 08:50:12 AM »

Always had the best fizz.
I was telling my middle son the other day, they had the best gig in town, the Alpine crowd. If nearly everyone in our street had a few bottles, they must have been doing that in hundreds of thousands of streets.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4122 on: December 22, 2018, 09:37:51 PM »
Yeah it was shite ... I was an Alpine pop man in the 70ís ... cracking job if you had a bit of patter ... made a fortune on Christmas promotions and had a few dates with er Ďlonelyí housewives  :D

I used to live near one of their depots and all the kids used to nick it off the vans when they were parked up outside  ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4123 on: December 22, 2018, 09:40:42 PM »
Running order

Manchester City v Crystal Palace
Wolves v Liverpool
Cardiff City v Manchester United
Chelsea v Leicester City
Huddersfield Town v Southampton
Arsenal v Burnley
West Ham v Watford
Bournemouth v Brighton
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4124 on: December 22, 2018, 10:23:04 PM »
If you're watchin it then go on i'll have a look.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4125 on: December 22, 2018, 10:32:03 PM »
We played yesterday and we're on second ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4126 on: December 22, 2018, 10:34:00 PM »
Feet up, cold beer. This should be fun.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4127 on: December 22, 2018, 10:38:02 PM »
That goal gets better and better

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4128 on: December 22, 2018, 10:38:09 PM »
Hell of a strike that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4129 on: December 22, 2018, 10:39:11 PM »
Schluppy defending tho
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4130 on: December 22, 2018, 10:39:23 PM »
Hadn't seen the game. What a goal that was!  :o

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4131 on: December 22, 2018, 10:39:54 PM »
Is right lad, give the dirty sister fingering manc twats the finger
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4132 on: December 22, 2018, 10:40:15 PM »
Still donít think they have a chance of holding on ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4133 on: December 22, 2018, 10:43:11 PM »
Just saw that Townsend goal. Terrific.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4134 on: December 22, 2018, 10:43:50 PM »
What a lovely man he is

Well in Roy, just a gentleman
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4135 on: December 22, 2018, 10:46:12 PM »
What a lovely man he is

Well in Roy, just a gentleman
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4136 on: December 22, 2018, 10:48:34 PM »
At 1-0, you could sense the commentator jizzing into his Man City Y-fronts. But then suddenly his mum burst into his bedroom wearing a Roy Hodgson mask, and his world went very flat.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4137 on: December 22, 2018, 10:52:11 PM »
Just saw that Townsend goal. Terrific.

I thought it was as good as Sandra's Jam Roly Poly



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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4138 on: December 22, 2018, 10:56:30 PM »
Still utterly bizarre how the narrative being driven by commentators and pundits that it was a tight game or we were a bit lucky to win.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4139 on: December 22, 2018, 11:02:09 PM »
Still utterly bizarre how the narrative being driven by commentators and pundits that it was a tight game or we were a bit lucky to win.

It really is weird. They talk about how good we are and then at the end itís always ďoh but City will still win the league, obviouslyĒ. Why?!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4140 on: December 22, 2018, 11:03:24 PM »
Wait for the United wankfest now.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4141 on: December 22, 2018, 11:03:31 PM »
It really is weird. They talk about how good we are and then at the end itís always ďoh but City will still win the league, obviouslyĒ. Why?!

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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4143 on: December 22, 2018, 11:08:18 PM »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4145 on: December 22, 2018, 11:32:55 PM »
Wait for the United wankfest now.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4146 on: December 22, 2018, 11:44:53 PM »
Oh look. Sean Dyche being a monumental prick again.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4147 on: December 22, 2018, 11:49:17 PM »
Must say it looks promising as fuck for England in the next few years

Young Ben Foster looks really promising, young Lingard breaking through and young Tom Cleverley next in line
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4148 on: December 22, 2018, 11:50:37 PM »
Oh look. Sean Dyche being a monumental prick again.

He defo had some fair points today.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4149 on: December 22, 2018, 11:55:52 PM »
Do like the look of that Brooks, canít see him being there for too long
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4150 on: December 22, 2018, 11:55:59 PM »
Still utterly bizarre how the narrative being driven by commentators and pundits that it was a tight game or we were a bit lucky to win.

They only showed 1 of our chances aside from the 2 goals, yet managed to show all of Wolves attempts. Anyone watching closely would have been bemused to read the XG stats at the end. Wolves only getting 0.84 or something, and us about 1.86?

I also noticed Cardiff had a 1.40XG, but the only chance shown was the pelanty. I don't know what version of XG they're using and how it rates pelantys, but it seems unlikely they didn't have a single other chance.

Oh well, let them keep the narrative going, seems to suit us!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4151 on: December 23, 2018, 12:14:20 AM »
Agreed. They do say that a woman doing a so-called 'man's job' has to be twice as good to get half the praise. There's no reason why we can't have more female officials at top level.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4152 on: December 23, 2018, 12:15:21 AM »
Oh look. Sean Dyche being a monumental prick again.

he's right about Arsenal and their diving though, Emery has wasted no time on fine tuning that part of their game.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4153 on: December 23, 2018, 01:22:30 AM »
david brooks won't be at Bournemouth too long imo, top talent.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4154 on: December 23, 2018, 03:36:44 AM »
he's right about Arsenal and their diving though, Emery has wasted no time on fine tuning that part of their game.

Hilarious the bitter xenophobe wanted a penalty for his players awful dive though, on the slight push. Sort of negated every one of the cynical c*nts points.

Funny to see him confronted at the end by the owner of the bureau de change. He didn't know how to handle it, couldn't wait to run off, without his coach mate backing him up

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4155 on: December 23, 2018, 08:36:35 AM »
Hilarious the bitter xenophobe wanted a penalty for his players awful dive though, on the slight push. Sort of negated every one of the cynical c*nts points.

Funny to see him confronted at the end by the owner of the bureau de change. He didn't know how to handle it, couldn't wait to run off, without his coach mate backing him up

Ha, just seen that, what a bellend. Pity he doesn't also share the same view about his players making potential leg breaking tackles.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4156 on: December 23, 2018, 08:45:07 AM »
One thing that bugs me about Match of the Day is how they edit the crowd noise some of the time and have a generic crowd noise instead of the actual sound. Whether itís just poor editing or they donít like some of the chants.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4157 on: December 23, 2018, 08:50:09 AM »
One thing that bugs me about Match of the Day is how they edit the crowd noise some of the time and have a generic crowd noise instead of the actual sound. Whether itís just poor editing or they donít like some of the chants.
I've noticed that. Like this game now, they edit out all the other city songs and just have them singing 'come on city' all of the time. Anyone would think they only have one song.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4158 on: December 23, 2018, 09:28:36 AM »
I've noticed that. Like this game now, they edit out all the other city songs and just have them singing 'come on city' all of the time. Anyone would think they only have one song.

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« Reply #4159 on: December 23, 2018, 09:32:27 AM »
Beautifully accompanied by the delicate rhythms of seats emptying on 80 minutes

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