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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3120 on: August 18, 2017, 10:55:34 AM »
Ukip leadership candidate wants to reduce U.K. Population by a million by using 12bn foreign aid budget to pay people with dual nationality to leave the U.K.

Ah, they've gone full racist now.  This is a BNP policy of old.
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3121 on: August 18, 2017, 11:02:37 AM »
Ukip leadership candidate wants to reduce U.K. Population by a million by using 12bn foreign aid budget to pay people with dual nationality to leave the U.K.

Ah, they've gone full racist now.  This is a BNP policy of old.

And then all those who got Irish passports after The brexit vote get paid to leave the country and cross back over the Irish border into the U.K.
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3122 on: August 18, 2017, 11:06:24 AM »
A hell of a paragraph.

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Rees-Evans, who famously accused a gay donkey of raping his horse, is one of eleven people in the running for Ukip leader, including anti-Islam campaigner Ann Marie Waters.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-leadership-candidate-pay-british-indians-to-leave-the-uk-john-rees-evans-2017-8

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3123 on: September 4, 2017, 09:33:38 AM »
Frottage campaigning with his fellow fascists in Berlin this week.....

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3124 on: September 20, 2017, 11:05:26 PM »
Kate Hoey's best mate holds the BBC to account.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3125 on: September 20, 2017, 11:22:07 PM »
What's happened to the meff, not heard anything about him since he deleted his twitter

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3126 on: September 21, 2017, 11:16:40 AM »
Have they still not elected a new leader? Really hoping it's David Coburn.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3127 on: September 21, 2017, 12:25:38 PM »
Have they still not elected a new leader? Really hoping it's David Coburn.

The man who proposed this is a candidate:
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/election-2017-south-suffolk-ukip-hopeful-aims-for-interstellar-travel-1-5026406


Although Anne-Marie Waters going full national front and shattering the party would at least be a bright spot.

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« Reply #3128 on: September 22, 2017, 02:00:58 PM »
Remember the independent candidate from the Bad Bootle Meff's unsuccessful Stoke by-election campaign, with the interesting policies?

I think she may actually be insane:

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Abolish Magna Carta, Reinstate Monarchy Party, fully intends to Nationalize and make profitable the Coal Industry, Electricity, Gas, Water, BT, National Lottery, Royal Mail, Post Office, BBC & Railways.
Churchill will be charged with Treason and causing the deaths of thousands of little German School Children when he bombed Dresden.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants, Their Ancestors & Descendants will be removed from All Banks, NHS, Government & All Security positions.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to own or work in any British Radio, TV, Newspaper or Magazine.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants & their descendents will not be allowed to work in any food preparation, Medicine or Pills or Vaccines manufacture or preperation, to prevent sabotage.
Asylum Seekers & Immigrants, their ancestors & descendents, must not be allowed to assess or check any school, college or university exams in the UK as this may be detrimental to Welsh or English students.
Council Tax will be abolished.
The Workhouse will be reinstated for vulnerable people.
Every Nation on this planet needs Ethnic Cleansing as the terrible Israeli Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, Abu Hamza etc., proves.
The Death Penalty for anyone using a Radio Signal to kill or control another human being or animal, except in warfare. WTF????
The NHS will be abolished, along with all the scams that go with it.

Some of the corkers I pulled from the manifesto. You really really need to read it, it's a great laugh.
She's deranged. She also wants to get rid of council tax and increases pay for police, prison workers, armed forces and increase pensions. I can see how that's totally workable, increase costs and decrease funding.

https://abolishmcrm.com/party-constitution-and-manifesto/

she seems to want to discriminate against LGBT, asylum seekers, non whites. But for some reason she has this bit in her manifesto "Age discrimination will be punished with imprisonment.". I wonder why that's the only discrimination not allowed in the manifesto of the 78 year old candidate?

She's been charged with stirring up racial hatred.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-41323294

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3129 on: September 22, 2017, 02:16:17 PM »
The man who proposed this is a candidate:
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/election-2017-south-suffolk-ukip-hopeful-aims-for-interstellar-travel-1-5026406


Although Anne-Marie Waters going full national front and shattering the party would at least be a bright spot.

He's spot on about colonising other planets and mining asteroids.  His timeline is just ridiculous though.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3130 on: September 29, 2017, 02:58:01 PM »
New UKIP logo (quite apt that the pound has literally been dropped by the Brexit party)



Some people have been comparing it to the Premier League logo.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3131 on: September 29, 2017, 02:59:49 PM »
New UKIP logo (quite apt that the pound has literally been dropped by the Brexit party)



Some people have been comparing it to the Premier League logo.
Not to mention Britain First

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3132 on: September 29, 2017, 06:00:37 PM »


Hope the Premier league take them to the fucking cleaners
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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3133 on: September 29, 2017, 06:10:30 PM »


Hope the Premier league take them to the fucking cleaners

Nah. The UKIP lion has its gnashers on show, the PL lion looks a bit gummy to me.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3134 on: September 29, 2017, 09:21:30 PM »
The ukip lion looks like the PL lion whos just been told hes now the ukip lion

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3135 on: September 30, 2017, 12:20:16 AM »
An anti immigration party has an African / Asian animal as its logo.

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3136 on: September 30, 2017, 03:08:31 AM »
Ukip leadership candidate wants to reduce U.K. Population by a million by using 12bn foreign aid budget to pay people with dual nationality to leave the U.K.

Ah, they've gone full racist now.  This is a BNP policy of old.

I might come back for a while just to get paid to leave again! Do you think theyll let me do that if im white?

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Re: The Bad Bootle Meff Ukelele Party
« Reply #3137 on: September 30, 2017, 08:05:19 AM »
An anti immigration party has an African / Asian animal as its logo.
And a East European as its patron saint !
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« Reply #3139 on: September 30, 2017, 09:00:05 AM »
And a East European as its patron saint !

Isn't St George Turkish!

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« Reply #3140 on: September 30, 2017, 10:33:00 AM »
Isn't St George Turkish!

I thought he was a Greek Solider that fought for the Romans?
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