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Re: Username Change
« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2016, 09:30:38 PM »
Its the unsuspecting haplessness about them as they blunder into disaster that makes this thread so wonderful.
Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2016, 09:32:43 PM »

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2016, 11:42:56 AM »

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2016, 02:28:11 PM »
Happy to oblige.

Best one so far in this thread.  ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2016, 03:03:43 PM »
Its the unsuspecting haplessness about them as they blunder into disaster that makes this thread so wonderful.

Yep it's get out the Beer & Popcorn sit back & laugh at the FMs putting there foot in it. ;D

Funniest one was before Christmas when a lot of FMs put there foot in it, but still doesn't beat the Baldrick thread for hilarity, that FM hasn't been back since. ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2016, 09:15:46 AM »
Whodunnit

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2016, 01:11:05 PM »
Absolute quality! I know Shearer gets a lot of stick for his punditry, but lets be honest he's a legend.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2016, 01:11:27 PM »
Sorry, I meant who were you?    :D
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2016, 01:38:15 PM »
Barney/ king woebegone

But apparently there's a hole in my bucket.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #89 on: March 24, 2016, 07:05:04 PM »

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #90 on: March 24, 2016, 09:46:41 PM »
My guess is SP.

I reckon John C. Although SP was in and around the area at the time

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #91 on: March 24, 2016, 09:50:28 PM »
What's inspired that change?

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #92 on: March 24, 2016, 10:14:00 PM »
What's inspired that change?


But apparently there's a hole in my bucket.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2016, 09:17:30 AM »
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2016, 06:59:49 PM »
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #95 on: March 30, 2016, 10:24:35 AM »
Do all name change requests go here, or are you supposed to PM a mod?
Hodgson was a decent manager, without doubt in the top 1% of Football managers should we of said he is decent and made do.The same with Konchesky again if you look at people who play Football then he was definitely within the top 1% of people who play Football.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2016, 01:10:08 PM »
Do all name change requests go here, or are you supposed to PM a mod?
It's funnier if you make an idiot of yourself openly to be honest mate :)

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #97 on: March 30, 2016, 01:47:01 PM »
It's funnier if you make an idiot of yourself openly to be honest mate :)

Historically, he knows that John, what do you think he is, a Fool?
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #98 on: March 30, 2016, 03:27:20 PM »
From Historical Fool to Hysterical Tool is the obvious choice.   

Just saying     :D
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #99 on: March 30, 2016, 09:15:48 PM »
Do all name change requests go here, or are you supposed to PM a mod?

Stop now.  Please. 
Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2016, 09:54:29 PM »
Stop now.  Please.

I don't think that name would suit you Maggie

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2016, 10:08:36 PM »
I don't think that name would suit you Maggie

 ;D    Aye.  About as much as Knackerless Nicholas would suit you.   ;)
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2016, 10:10:21 PM »
Yer all bastards.
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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2016, 11:33:07 PM »
Unlucky Mags  :lmao :lmao :wellin

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #104 on: March 31, 2016, 02:51:54 AM »
Stop now.  Please. 

"Stop Now's Mythical Turkish Delight..."

All right by me, Mags... ;)
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #105 on: March 31, 2016, 12:40:41 PM »
"Stop Now's Mythical Turkish Delight..."

All right by me, Mags... ;)

Ever the gentleman dearest Turkish.   :-* :-* :-*

However

Dear Mods

This is the second and last post I shall be making under this user name.

Goodby and no Mwahs.

PS.  No.  I have abso-fucking-lutely no sense of humour whatsoever.
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #106 on: March 31, 2016, 12:58:28 PM »
I know about the 10+ hoes a week, and itís something Iím willing to do.

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #107 on: April 1, 2016, 05:38:52 PM »

A proper name for a Proper Whoppa...is only right like. ;D
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #108 on: April 6, 2016, 09:03:53 AM »
Can I have Titi Camara's Back please? :wave
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #109 on: April 6, 2016, 10:16:09 AM »
Inevitable

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #110 on: April 6, 2016, 10:41:09 AM »
Inevitable
Fucker, I thought I was being clever and would end up with "Titi Camara's Back".....

Seemingly please isn't the magic fucking word! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #111 on: April 6, 2016, 11:17:39 AM »
Fucker, I thought I was being clever and would end up with "Titi Camara's Back".....

Seemingly please isn't the magic fucking word! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Fancy changing mine but can't think of a fool proof way to request a change without it backfiring!  ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #112 on: April 6, 2016, 03:04:36 PM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #113 on: April 6, 2016, 03:13:50 PM »
:wave

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #114 on: April 6, 2016, 03:32:11 PM »
Fucks sake  ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #115 on: April 6, 2016, 03:45:26 PM »
Fucks sake  ;D
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #116 on: April 6, 2016, 03:59:24 PM »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #117 on: April 6, 2016, 10:11:52 PM »
Fancy changing mine but can't think of a fool proof way to request a change without it backfiring!  ;D

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Re: Username Change
« Reply #118 on: April 6, 2016, 11:22:45 PM »
Getting this weird error when I try to open any of the sub-forums



Can't open the forum to make a new thread so had to post in the most recently replied to. Anybody knows whats up?
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Re: Username Change
« Reply #119 on: April 6, 2016, 11:25:42 PM »
I'm in Dortmund and getting the same message.

Maybe Trev is banned.