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« on: July 6, 2017, 05:23:14 PM »
Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?  :wave

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #1 on: July 6, 2017, 05:25:56 PM »
I agree with restricting new members, maybe for a certain time limit or post count?

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #2 on: July 6, 2017, 05:29:43 PM »
Registration is open and whilst they are vetted to a certain extent (limited information) we can never be 100% sure who we're letting in till they start posting.

Whilst restrictions may be an idea, ultimately if they are a wum on a mission it will simply take longer for them to be outed and put in the bin and also result in inane shite on other boards too.

We have some excellent, clever, witty fuckers on here. Surely we can do better than just telling someone to fuck off? Levity in the face of animosity is the way forward buddy ;) :wave
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #3 on: July 6, 2017, 05:32:19 PM »
Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #4 on: July 6, 2017, 05:41:17 PM »
Think we have this thread every transfer window. Who's to say we're any better mate :lmao have you seen the likes of Chakan and crimson tank? ;D

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #5 on: July 6, 2017, 05:41:20 PM »
Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?



Can't fault their grammar though.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #6 on: July 6, 2017, 09:42:32 PM »

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #7 on: July 6, 2017, 10:41:19 PM »
Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?  :wave

I agree with restricting new members, maybe for a certain time limit or post count?
You 2 are a couple of wum's, and a couple of twats so wind your necks in huh     :P
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #8 on: July 7, 2017, 08:01:13 AM »
You 2 are a couple of wum's, and a couple of twats so wind your necks in huh     :P
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #9 on: July 7, 2017, 09:27:47 AM »
Fabulous darling, faaaaaabulous.

I've not crashed one in ages     :P
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #10 on: July 7, 2017, 05:24:32 PM »
Is it just me or are the majority of new members of RAWK wum's (poor ones at that) and twat's?

And if they do happen to join should access be given to the the transfer and or main forums immediately? How about limiting their access for a bit to the Gen Sports and other boards?  :wave
:lmao Weren't you recently banned from the transfer forum for carrying on??

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #11 on: July 8, 2017, 02:46:09 AM »
Think we have this thread every transfer window. Who's to say we're any better mate :lmao have you seen the likes of Chakan and crimson tank? ;D

You hold you tongue.

Actually, I take no offense to this, I post short uninspiring things. 
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #12 on: July 8, 2017, 02:48:23 AM »
:lmao Weren't you recently banned from the transfer forum for carrying on??

For saying Salah failed his medical.

A poorly timed jest, not like some of the newbies.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2017, 10:31:25 PM »
Well we've uncovered a crackpot right wing nutter, who happens to be a Chelsea fan. ;D

I mean newbies of 2016/17 have been piss poor.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2017, 10:50:40 PM »
Well we've uncovered a crackpot right wing nutter, who happens to be a Chelsea fan. ;D

I mean newbies of 2016/17 have been piss poor.

The worst c*nt I've ever seen on this site trying to play all high and fucking mighty. Scummy c*nt

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2017, 11:02:40 PM »
The worst c*nt I've ever seen on this site trying to play all high and fucking mighty. Scummy c*nt

Agreed and the c*nt even gave up his own Twitter bio willingly, obviously not the full shilling.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #16 on: August 1, 2017, 11:49:50 AM »
Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

Fuck off!
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #17 on: August 1, 2017, 12:19:48 PM »
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #18 on: August 1, 2017, 12:29:03 PM »
I know about the 10+ hoes a week, and itís something Iím willing to do.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #19 on: August 3, 2017, 02:14:54 PM »
You'd have to be quite childish to abuse someone on an internet forum and get banned for a few days. 
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #20 on: August 3, 2017, 02:21:31 PM »
Don't know, hard to generalise.
But I have to say that period when registrations were closed was kind of nice.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #21 on: August 3, 2017, 02:48:17 PM »
Don't like this 'watched' thing.  Have to keep double checking my web cam is switched off.  In a bit of a state, here, don't want to leave the house and curtains are drawn.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #22 on: August 3, 2017, 06:00:17 PM »
Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

Hard to disagree, some very interesting newbies knocking about though.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #23 on: August 3, 2017, 06:00:53 PM »
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #24 on: August 3, 2017, 07:32:53 PM »
Fuck off!

Think i will wait for the Stephen 076 model,  it might have a more erudite upgrade.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #25 on: August 3, 2017, 11:37:24 PM »
Think i will wait for the Stephen 076 model,  it might have a more erudite upgrade.

Just a 60% warning I'm afraid so It's still 075.  I was erudite, I weighed up whether I was likely to have anything interesting to say for the next few days before posting it. 

The temptation was too much to bear.

Although I'm fairly certain SP didn't take it serious, I should apologise really.  Afterall now that I'm being watched for another 59 days it's a bit like a punishment to themselves.  59 days of reading my bollocks with a fine tooth comb, fuck me I feel sorry for them.

Soz SP, (and other mods).

You'd have to be quite childish to abuse someone on an internet forum and get banned for a few days.
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2019, 03:14:35 PM »
Oh, and telling someone to fuck off will get you banned.

I see this no longer applies

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2019, 03:48:18 PM »
I see this no longer applies
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2019, 12:56:43 PM »
Any idea on when newbies will be allowed again? Iíve got a mate who has been after joining for ages but we both keep missing registration windows.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2019, 06:35:14 PM »
Any idea on when newbies will be allowed again? Iíve got a mate who has been after joining for ages but we both keep missing registration windows.
Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2019, 08:08:26 PM »
Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2019, 08:42:12 PM »
You doin this cash in hand John to pay ye gambling debts?

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2019, 10:03:15 AM »
Pm me his details mate and I'll register him.

email and user name.

Sorted nice one. Donít spend it all on the one bet  ;)

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Re: Newbies
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2019, 05:58:32 PM »
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Re: Newbies
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2019, 06:03:04 PM »
Please tell me the new lad who we let in is called, Shoe. I won't know which one to follow.... :P
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