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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13480 on: June 6, 2020, 06:45:32 PM »
Nice finish Emre
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13481 on: June 6, 2020, 06:45:38 PM »
Emre Can scores ;D

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13482 on: June 6, 2020, 06:45:59 PM »
What is the referee supposed to do if the ball in play hits a player who is warming up next to the line?
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13483 on: June 6, 2020, 06:46:20 PM »
Goalkeeper should save that, it's nowhere near the corner and not hit with any power.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13484 on: June 6, 2020, 06:46:21 PM »
that’s a really nice goal from Emre, nice set up.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13485 on: June 6, 2020, 06:47:39 PM »
Get in Emre! Dortmund are amazing on the second half

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13486 on: June 6, 2020, 06:48:54 PM »
Watching Coman, Davies and Gnabry together is kind of fun?  It's also kind of grating after hating Bayern for so long.

Sancho ate himself out of shape during the break and even now doesn't look anywhere near as quick.  It's getting better but the embarrassing performance against Bayern set a pretty low bar.  Any potential buyer should beware IMO.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13487 on: June 6, 2020, 06:51:12 PM »
Loving the whistles from the fans there for no booking.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13488 on: June 6, 2020, 06:53:09 PM »
Watching Coman, Davies and Gnabry together is kind of fun?  It's also kind of grating after hating Bayern for so long.

Sancho ate himself out of shape during the break and even now doesn't look anywhere near as quick.  It's getting better but the embarrassing performance against Bayern set a pretty low bar.  Any potential buyer should beware IMO.

Thats one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on here to be honest from a footballing perspective - he scored a hat trick last game, and has had to play virtually all his time on the pitch without a recognised striker as Halaand has been injured for mosrt of the time)  - anyone is able to have a sub-par 45 against a side as good as Bayern whilst not being fully fit and having had 2.5 months off if it was your first match back.  Even then I'd argue that he was no worse than Guereiro/Hazard/Brandt were on that night, and they've been poorer today as well

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13489 on: June 6, 2020, 06:55:48 PM »
Loving the whistles from the fans there for no booking.

It’s one of the best atmospheres I’ve heard for a while, the fans haven’t stopped singing
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13490 on: June 6, 2020, 06:56:20 PM »
Amazing how one could go from Serie A star player to backup in a Bruno Labbadia side in less than a year

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13491 on: June 6, 2020, 07:05:13 PM »
First time I hear the rain watching a match on TV.
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« Reply #13492 on: June 6, 2020, 07:08:40 PM »
A young Phil Coutinho/Screech from Saved By The Bell comes on for Dortmund
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13493 on: June 6, 2020, 07:17:52 PM »
Should have been 2-0 great football by Dortmund

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13494 on: June 6, 2020, 07:18:32 PM »
Thats one of the stupidest things I have ever seen on here to be honest from a footballing perspective - he scored a hat trick last game, and has had to play virtually all his time on the pitch without a recognised striker as Halaand has been injured for mosrt of the time)  - anyone is able to have a sub-par 45 against a side as good as Bayern whilst not being fully fit and having had 2.5 months off if it was your first match back.  Even then I'd argue that he was no worse than Guereiro/Hazard/Brandt were on that night, and they've been poorer today as well

So you're disputing he came back out of shape or not? 

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13495 on: June 6, 2020, 07:24:00 PM »
So you're disputing he came back out of shape or not?

I am - I am saying he picked up a niggle, and was not fit because of that - a different thing to what you are suggesting, which is that he ate too much and that's why he was only fit to play 30 mins in the first 2 weeks the bundesliga was back. 

Also, if an "out of shape" player in his first start after 10 weeks off can get a hat trick and be the best player on the pictch by *miles* - then thats quite good
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13496 on: June 6, 2020, 07:40:32 PM »
Yeah agreed with Dave McCoy it seems like Sancho has been snacking too much during the lockdown they should call him Fatdon Snackcho. Plus I think he's well overrated give me Thomas Muller over him any day of the week, for £100 million in Pandemic times I would drive him to Man United.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13497 on: June 7, 2020, 09:38:12 AM »
Werner will get a standing ovation when we host the plastics next year.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13498 on: June 7, 2020, 12:26:42 PM »
Teams for the early game:

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« Reply #13499 on: June 7, 2020, 01:19:01 PM »
If Werder come away from this with a draw, I think the best they can hope for at this stage is still going to require winning 3 out of the final 4 games to stay up.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13500 on: June 7, 2020, 01:23:04 PM »
If Werder come away from this with a draw, I think the best they can hope for at this stage is still going to require winning 3 out of the final 4 games to stay up.

Fortuna Düsseldorf dropping points yesterday at least give them hope.

On that first half, you can see why they are where they are. They are treating the ball like a hot potato, no one can get a hold of it and they have zero control. Just get the feeling that if Wolfsburg want it, the game is there for them, they already likely should have been ahead, had a couple top quality chances.  But so far it’s scrappy, ref is trying to let some things go, but there’s still too many fouls, which has been a patern of Werder’s play, not a surprise due to their position I guess. 
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13501 on: June 7, 2020, 01:26:41 PM »
The fact Düsseldorf have Leipzig and Dortmund next would be a bit of a coup for Bremen, if they weren't themselves facing Bayern during that same stretch

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13502 on: June 7, 2020, 02:00:00 PM »
You can hear the rain pounding down in the Bremen and Wolfsburg game!!

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« Reply #13503 on: June 7, 2020, 02:00:26 PM »
Holy crap, there’s like biblical weather in Bremen right now  :o
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13504 on: June 7, 2020, 02:10:50 PM »
Fitting weather for Bremen's relegation to be all but confirmed. My god, they're bad.

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« Reply #13505 on: June 7, 2020, 02:11:39 PM »
Poor Bremen, sad to see such a wonderful club in a state like this.

Weghorst back on the score sheet after a few games without a goal!
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13506 on: June 7, 2020, 02:14:22 PM »
They've nothing to hurt anybody. No pacy players to play counter attack, no aerial threats, players that can't play possession. They're just waiting to get beat.

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« Reply #13507 on: June 7, 2020, 02:22:12 PM »
They've nothing to hurt anybody. No pacy players to play counter attack, no aerial threats, players that can't play possession. They're just waiting to get beat.

The lack of pace upfront has massively cost them. And they are potentially on the hook for anywhere from €12m- €15m next summer for David Selke

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13508 on: June 7, 2020, 02:24:22 PM »
It’s unreal really, cos last season Bremen where so much fun to watch, and in attack too, they where really good.

But losing Max Kruse seems to have killed them!

It’s sad to me seeing this, love Bremen.
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« Reply #13509 on: June 7, 2020, 02:28:15 PM »
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Werder Bremen haven’t scored a home Bundesliga goal from open play now in *13* hours. The last time they did was in November. And in that time alone, they’ve only scored one Bundesliga goal at the Weserstadion.

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13510 on: June 7, 2020, 02:30:43 PM »
Teams for FC Union vs Schalke 04:

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13511 on: June 7, 2020, 02:30:58 PM »
Now time for the Scheiße auf einen Stock Spiel

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13512 on: June 7, 2020, 02:32:51 PM »
Now time for the Scheiße auf einen Stock Spiel

probably  ;D

Need an early tor, so that it opens up a bit, but both these teams are probably the 2 worst in the league for actually playing open football.  Be able to put a blanket over the midfields.
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13513 on: June 7, 2020, 02:36:13 PM »
that would have been the perfect start, great run but not a great shot.

Malli is a player I used to love at Mainz, but since leaving his career has stalled badly, which is a shame.
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« Reply #13514 on: June 7, 2020, 02:42:17 PM »
Great goal for Union

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« Reply #13515 on: June 7, 2020, 02:42:34 PM »
wow! What a nice goal for Union, take it back, this game has started very well!
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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13516 on: June 7, 2020, 02:46:21 PM »
Can't see Union keeping up this incredible pace. They need to capitalize

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Re: Bundesliga Thread
« Reply #13517 on: June 7, 2020, 02:46:59 PM »
Is there a way to turn crowd noise off on BT sport? Not a fan of it really.
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« Reply #13518 on: June 7, 2020, 02:50:03 PM »
How did he miss???

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« Reply #13519 on: June 7, 2020, 02:51:29 PM »
Can't see Union keeping up this incredible pace. They need to capitalize

they do, they could be and should be at least 2 up now. Playing some really good stuff it has to be said.

And another good chance for Union.

Schalke at least have got into it a bit now, had a couple decent counters. But they are a bit lucky to not to be a couple goals down.
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