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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55520 on: July 12, 2019, 04:05:00 PM »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing

In my experience, American court pleadings are a bit less formal and more sensationalist.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55521 on: July 12, 2019, 04:09:10 PM »
^ you think it is legitimate?

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55522 on: July 12, 2019, 05:14:25 PM »
^ Is that a reputable source? It reads a little sensationalist for a court filing
If it's real, the writer needs to lose his/her job. Reads like a trashy novel.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55523 on: July 12, 2019, 05:19:08 PM »
Not sure why the twitter user would lie about it & then explain to everybody how they could also get the files.
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« Reply #55524 on: July 12, 2019, 07:26:58 PM »

Er...well...it's on Twitter



But posted by somebody without a reputation to lose.
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55525 on: July 12, 2019, 07:28:13 PM »
Not sure why the twitter user would lie about it & then explain to everybody how they could also get the files.

Where are the people with a reputation to lose doing this then? They don't usually pass up scoops...
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55526 on: July 12, 2019, 07:30:28 PM »
Where are the people with a reputation to lose doing this then? They don't usually pass up scoops...

It was reported back in 2016.
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« Reply #55527 on: July 12, 2019, 07:36:24 PM »
It was reported back in 2016.

The party was, but this court document?
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55528 on: July 12, 2019, 07:40:41 PM »
Looking into this a bit more, it appears the lawsuit is genuine. But it was withdrawn by the accuser shortly before the hearing and journalists at the time were sceptical about its veracity.
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55529 on: July 12, 2019, 07:52:31 PM »
case 5:16-cv-00797-DMG-KS

Follow the trail

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55530 on: July 12, 2019, 08:01:16 PM »
"You Jew bastard!"

[If you're pregnant] "Go get a fucking abortion!"

Doesn't sound a bit like Trunt.

Plus she's not his type.
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55531 on: July 12, 2019, 08:26:08 PM »
Does it say it though? Maybe in some obscure passage.

Bible also says to use freshly killed blood of the dove to treat leprosy.
It also sanctions the selling of your daughter into slavery.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55532 on: July 13, 2019, 03:23:31 PM »
Wouldn't matter to trumpers if true. Even with irrefutable proof, it would be excused as having happened long ago like every other shitty thing he's done.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55533 on: July 13, 2019, 07:12:08 PM »
Mr. Sensitive is slightly peeved again by someone's criticism of him. Again it's a guy who was too gutless to stop Trump when he had power. ::)
(NOTE "b u t t h u r t" autocorrects to "slightly peeved"on this forum??)

Here's why Trump is insulting Paul Ryan
By Veronica Stracqualursi, CNN
Updated 10:06 AM ET, Fri July 12, 2019


It's July 2019 in Washington, and President Donald Trump is again attacking Paul Ryan, a feud that might have died with the former House speaker's retirement in January.

But the on-again, off-again duo is back in the spotlight thanks to new comments in a forthcoming book and Trump has found the time to punch back about Ryan's assertions the President doesn't understand government.

"American Carnage" by Politico's Tim Alberta depicts a Republican Party that at first struggled with Trump's rise during the campaign before gradually coming to terms with him as President, according to a report by The Washington Post, which obtained a copy of the book.

Alberta writes that Ryan left Congress in January because he couldn't bear the thought of another two years with Trump and saw retirement as an "escape hatch." In conversations with Alberta after retirement, Ryan, who had served nearly two decades in Congress, claimed Trump, a former real estate mogul, was ignorant about politics.

"I told myself I gotta have a relationship with this guy to help him get his mind right," Ryan says in the book, the Post reported. "Because, I'm telling you, he didn't know anything about government ... I wanted to scold him all the time."

"Those of us around him really helped to stop him from making bad decisions. All the time," Ryan says. "We helped him make much better decisions, which were contrary to kind of what his knee-jerk reaction was. Now I think he's making some of these knee-jerk reactions."
In a series of late-night tweets Thursday, Trump blasted Ryan.

"Paul Ryan, the failed V.P. candidate & former Speaker of the House, whose record of achievement was atrocious (except during my first two years as President), ultimately became a long running lame duck failure, leaving his Party in the lurch both as a fundraiser & leader," Trump wrote on Twitter.

"He had the Majority & blew it away with his poor leadership and bad timing. Never knew how to go after the Dems like they go after us. Couldn't get him out of Congress fast enough!" Trump said in another tweet.

The pair have had an uneasy relationship since Trump became a candidate in 2015. Ryan wouldn't immediately endorse Trump after it became clear he would become the party's presidential nominee, citing his calls to deport millions of undocumented immigrants and proposed Muslim ban -- though he would later support Trump's travel ban that largely affected Muslim-majority countries -- and he distanced himself from Trump after the infamous "Access Hollywood" tape surfaced.

After Trump's election victory, he and Ryan worked together with some success to enact a Republican legislative agenda, most notably tax cuts, but the Republican-controlled Congress was unable to pass border wall funding, for which Trump blamed Ryan.

And although Ryan did his best to avoid answering questions when it came to Trump's conduct as President, the Wisconsin Republican occasionally criticized Trump on issues like tariffs and his embrace of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Ryan made no mention of an "escape hatch" when he announced his retirement last April, instead saying he wanted to spend more time with his family.
At the time, Trump wished him well.

"Speaker Paul Ryan is a truly good man, and while he will not be seeking re-election, he will leave a legacy of achievement that nobody can question. We are with you Paul!" Trump wrote.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55534 on: July 13, 2019, 07:15:57 PM »

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If Paul Ryan believes we all have to "be a good person. Set a good example," he could DO SOMETHING about it. He's on the board of Fox Corp. Perhaps he could DO SOMETHING to halt some of the most egregious nativism and reckless demagoguery and conspiracy theorizing at Fox News?

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55535 on: July 13, 2019, 10:57:42 PM »
Fuck Paul Ryan the gutless twat

Funny how he grew a pair once he had nothing to lose.

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« Reply #55536 on: July 14, 2019, 12:31:05 AM »
Fuck Paul Ryan the gutless twat

Funny how he grew a pair once he had nothing to lose.

But like all rats, he has a survival instinct and thinks he has a political future. And he is flipping once more to go against Trump. That's a statement in itself.
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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55537 on: July 14, 2019, 02:01:39 AM »

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55538 on: July 14, 2019, 06:04:40 AM »
Trump's base. The Dem's won't appeal to these guys no matter how inoffensive a candidate they select. They need excitement and turnout to overcome this edge.

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« Reply #55539 on: July 14, 2019, 12:41:26 PM »
Sounds pretty accurate. Type of stuff that would be put in this century's version of Christopher Clark's The Sleepwalkers

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Donald Trump abandoned the Iran nuclear deal to spite Barack Obama, according to a leaked memo written by the UK's former ambassador in the US.

Sir Kim Darroch described the move as an act of "diplomatic vandalism", according to the Mail on Sunday.

The paper says the memo was written after the then Foreign Secretary Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson appealed to the US in 2018 to stick with the nuclear dea
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-48978484

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55540 on: July 14, 2019, 01:58:04 PM »
US President Donald Trump has said that some Democrat congresswomen from countries “whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe” should “go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came”.

While it was not explicitly clear to whom he was referring, it came after the president launched an extraordinary attack on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar – both women of colour – saying he “doesn’t even know where they came from”



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So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

....and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how....

....it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!
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« Reply #55541 on: July 14, 2019, 02:05:14 PM »
Amazing how he flip flops from 'America is a horrible swamp and only I can fix it' to 'this is the greatest country we don't need your criticisms'.

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55542 on: July 14, 2019, 02:18:47 PM »
US President Donald Trump has said that some Democrat congresswomen from countries “whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe” should “go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came”.

While it was not explicitly clear to whom he was referring, it came after the president launched an extraordinary attack on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar – both women of colour – saying he “doesn’t even know where they came from”



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33m33 minutes ago

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

....and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how....

....it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!


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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55543 on: July 14, 2019, 02:21:02 PM »

Not racist at all.

AOC was born in the Bronx

So trump isn't wrong when he says

"who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world"

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55544 on: July 14, 2019, 02:22:05 PM »
AOC was born in the Bronx

So trump isn't wrong when he says

"who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world"


I know mate but he is wrong because she as you pointed out is in her original country.
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« Reply #55545 on: July 14, 2019, 02:25:15 PM »

I know mate but he is wrong because she as you pointed out is in her original country.

Hows the government in her original country now?  ;)

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55546 on: July 14, 2019, 02:31:39 PM »
Hows the government in her original country now?  ;)


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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55547 on: July 14, 2019, 02:32:32 PM »
:D :lmao

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55548 on: July 14, 2019, 03:50:32 PM »
Everyone can read between the lines and read his narrative though.

You're not white, therefore, go back from where you come from, you dirty filthy foreigner. (wrongly stated)

No. Not remotely racist in the least.  No siree.



How the fuck does arguably, the most important man in the world, openly get away with this shit. Time and again.

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« Reply #55549 on: July 14, 2019, 03:52:45 PM »
The Speaker’s Twitter clap back is pure Nancy-ness!

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I reject @realDonaldTrump’s xenophobic comments meant to divide our nation. Rather than attack Members of Congress, he should work with us for humane immigration policy that reflects American values. Stop the raids - #FamiliesBelongTogether!

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1150408693021908992

It’s amazing how Trump has managed to maneuver Pelosi into irrelevance on issues that should be clear wins for her.
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« Reply #55550 on: July 14, 2019, 04:03:52 PM »
The Speaker’s Twitter clap back is pure Nancy-ness!

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1150408693021908992

It’s amazing how Trump has managed to maneuver Pelosi into irrelevance on issues that should be clear wins for her.

One's being a politician, the other is appealing to his people.

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« Reply #55551 on: July 14, 2019, 04:47:20 PM »
The Speaker’s Twitter clap back is pure Nancy-ness!

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1150408693021908992

It’s amazing how Trump has managed to maneuver Pelosi into irrelevance on issues that should be clear wins for her.


You were saying  ;D


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« Reply #55552 on: July 14, 2019, 05:02:57 PM »

You were saying  ;D



Too funny.

I underestimated Pelosi and was all for replacing her initially. But she is a pro.

She has lost the speakership before. She knows what she is doing. She has a long game rather than those that tweet at anything that moves.
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« Reply #55553 on: July 14, 2019, 06:32:05 PM »
The next time someone tells me they have a problem with Biden or Harris or any other Democrat because they are "corporatist elites" or some other such bullshit, I'll tell them to read those Trump tweets. And then politely tell them to fuck off.

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« Reply #55554 on: July 14, 2019, 06:35:33 PM »
The next time someone tells me they have a problem with Biden or Harris or any other Democrat because they are "corporatist elites" or some other such bullshit, I'll tell them to read those Trump tweets. And then politely tell them to fuck off.

Yeah,saying something praising that twat is enough for me to fuck a person out of my life.
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« Reply #55555 on: July 14, 2019, 06:35:35 PM »
Too funny.

I underestimated Pelosi and was all for replacing her initially. But she is a pro.

She has lost the speakership before. She knows what she is doing. She has a long game rather than those that tweet at anything that moves.

She's complicit.

The next time someone tells me they have a problem with Biden or Harris or any other Democrat because they are "corporatist elites" or some other such bullshit, I'll tell them to read those Trump tweets. And then politely tell them to fuck off.

'Better than Trump" is your bar for acceptable politics?

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« Reply #55556 on: July 14, 2019, 06:36:11 PM »
Straight up racism today.

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« Reply #55557 on: July 14, 2019, 07:37:50 PM »
Well if the Bible says it...

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1) Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

2) Genesis 38:8-10 NASB
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.”

3) Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

4) Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

5) Exodus 4:24-25 NASB
Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said, “You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.”

6) Samuel 18:25-27 ESV
Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

7) Leviticus 20
“18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.”

8) Leviticus 24:16
Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death.

9) Kings 2:23
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up, you bald head!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

10) Deut. 28:53
Then because of the dire straights to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you.

11) Deut. 28: 27
May the Lord strike you with Egyptian boils and with tumors, scabs and itch for which you will find no cure.

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Here are 11 kinds of verses Bible-believers ignore so that they can keep spouting the others when they want to. To list all of the verses in these categories would take a book almost the size of the Bible; one the size of the Bible minus the Jefferson Bible, to be precise. I’ll limit myself to a couple tantalizing tidbits of each kind, and the curious reader who wants more can go to the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible or simply dig out the old family tome and start reading at Genesis, Chapter I.

1. Weird insults and curses. The Monty Python crew may have coined some of the best insults of the last 100 years: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. But for centuries the reigning master was Shakespeare: It is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice. Had John Cleese or William Shakespeare lived in the Iron Age, though, some of the Bible writers might have given him a run for his money. Christians may scoot past these passages, but one hell-bound humorist used them to create a biblical curse generator.

    She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
    You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. . . . The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35

2. Awkwardly useless commandments. The Bible is chock-a-block with do's and don’ts. Some of them are simply statements of universal ethical principles, like do to others what you would have them do to you, or don’t lie, or don’t covet your neighbor’s possessions. But from a moral standpoint most of them are simply useless or even embarrassing—especially if you think God could have used the space to say don’t have sex with anyone who doesn’t want you to, or wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.

    Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. Leviticus 19:19
    Ye shall not round the corners of your heads. Leviticus 19:27

3. Silly food rules. The early Hebrews probably didn’t have an obesity epidemic like the one that has spread around the globe today. Even so, one might think that if an unchanging and eternal God were going to give out food rules he might have considered the earnest Middle-American believers who would be coming along in 2014. A little divine focus on amping up leafy green vegetables and avoiding sweets might have gone a long way. Instead, the Bible strictly forbids eating rabbit, shellfish, pork, weasels, scavengers, reptiles, and owls. As is, Christians simply ignore the eating advisories in the Old Testament, even though they claim that edicts like the Ten Commandments and the anti-queer clobber verses still apply.

    All that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you. Leviticus 9:10
    Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk. Exodus 23:19

4. Holy hangups about genitals. God, or the Bible writers, is hung up about sexual anatomy in a way many modern Christians, fortunately, are not. In "The Year of Living Biblically," the author, A.J. Jacobs, attempts to obey Mosaic laws about menstruation. When his wife finds out what those laws actually are, she gives him the middle finger by sitting on every chair in the house.

    When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean. Leviticus 15: 19-20
    When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

5. God’s temper tantrums. Modern Christians may talk about God as a loving father, or even a Jesus buddy, the kind you’d want to play golf with, but in reality Bible-God goes out of his way to be intimidating. Worse, he appears to lose control of his temper at times, lashing out like an oversized thwarted three-year-old; and his earthly representatives—including Jesus—do the same.

    Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV
    Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. Matthew 21:18-22 NIV

6. Times when the Bible God is worse than Satan. In the Bible, Satan is described as a roaring lion who prowls the earth, seeking whom he may devour. But if you actually read the stories, Satan doesn’t do much other than to tempt people into disobeying the dictates of Yahweh, who acts like a heavenly dictator with borderline personality disorder. God, by contrast, professes his undying love, kindness and mercy, but then commands his minions to commit brutal atrocities when he isn’t up for it himself. Some of the stories are so bad even Hollywood, with its passion for glorious biblical sex and violence, won’t touch them, especially the plentiful Bible stories about sexual slavery and human sacrifice.

    Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves. Numbers 31:17-18
    He [Josiah] executed the priests of the pagan shrines on their own altars, and he burned human bones on the altars to desecrate them.... He did this in obedience to all the laws written in the scroll that Hilkiah the priest had found in the LORD's Temple. Never before had there been a king like Josiah, who turned to the LORD with all his heart and soul and strength, obeying all the laws of Moses. And there has never been a king like him since. 2 Kings 23:20-25 NLT

7. Instructions for slave masters. The reality is that the Bible says much more in support of slavery than against it. Even the New Testament Jesus never says owning people is wrong. Instead, the Bible gives explicit instructions to masters and slaves. Awkward.

    You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT
    Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. Ephesians 6:5 NLT

8. Bizzare death penalties. Years ago, I wrote an article titled, “If the Bible Were Law Would You Qualify For the Death Penalty?” It identified 35 different offenses that earn a person capital punishment in the Bible. Hint: You probably qualify. And so does the dog who belongs to your kinky neighbor.

    If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die. Deuteronomy 21:18-21
    If a man has sex with an animal, he must be put to death, and the animal must be killed. Leviticus 20:15 NLT

9. Denigration of handicapped people. The yuck factor is probably wired into humanity at the level of instinct, a way to avoid contamination and pathogens. Shit smells bad to us, as does decaying flesh. Our revulsion at illness and injury fuels a whole Hollywood horror industry. The Bible writers had the same instincts, but unlike modern health professionals, who have the benefit of germ theory, they had no idea what was contagious and what wasn’t, and they blurred the ideas of physical purity with spiritual purity. Modern Christians largely escape their denigration of physical handicaps.

    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV
    Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken ... He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries. Leviticus 21:17-23 KJV

10. Moral edicts that demand too much. If much of the Bible gets ignored because it is morally irrelevant, immoral, outdated, or factually wrong, another portion gets ignored because it sets the bar too high, like putting divorce on par with—omg—homosexuality. If you want to send a conservative Bible-believer into a froth, try suggesting Jesus was a socialist. Then, when he goes all Jehovah on you, quote from the book of Ephesians.

    Anyone who has two shirts should share with the one who has none, and anyone who has food should do the same. Luke 3:11 NIV
    Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place. Ephesians 5:4 NIV

11. Passages that are a waste of brain space and paper. Some years ago I worked on a website called Wisdom Commons, a library of timeless quotes and stories from many traditions. I had the idea that I would go through the Bible and pull out bits that were relevant, so I started reading.

What I found was that most of the Bible was neither horrible nor inspiring. It was simply dull and irrelevant: long genealogies written by men obsessed with racial purity; archaic stories about ancient squabbles over real estate and women; arcane rituals aimed at pleasing a volatile deity; folk medicine practices involving mandrakes and dove’s blood; superstition that equated cleanliness with spiritual purity and misfortune with divine disfavor; outdated insider politics.

On top of that, it was badly written, with some stories garbled and others repeated, though rarely in complete agreement about the facts. The Bible’s supposed author seemed like a psychological mess, and I found myself irritated. With a finite number of pages to set the course of human history, this was the best He could do?

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Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #55558 on: July 14, 2019, 09:24:33 PM »
She's complicit.

in what? Trump being racist?


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« Reply #55559 on: July 14, 2019, 09:26:51 PM »
in what? Trump being racist?

If you have the power to at least disrupt a fascist agenda and don't, you're complicit. She's playing politics while people are being rounded up into camps. She doesn't get credit for a snappy tweet or two.