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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2000 on: September 11, 2017, 11:27:39 PM »
It is new stuff, the mrs has told me to stop reading as im laughing so much. She hasn't felt the bed shake this much in years (apparently)!

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« Reply #2001 on: September 17, 2017, 07:39:32 AM »
It is new stuff, the mrs has told me to stop reading as im laughing so much. She hasn't felt the bed shake this much in years (apparently)!

Yeah it is twisted genius ;D
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« Reply #2002 on: September 17, 2017, 03:44:23 PM »
Ridiculous book. Some stuff is very, very near the knuckle. Taking Hawking night clubbing was a highlight.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2003 on: September 18, 2017, 08:25:40 PM »
The Phil Brown/Nickelback story :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2004 on: September 18, 2017, 11:44:47 PM »
It is new stuff, the mrs has told me to stop reading as im laughing so much. She hasn't felt the bed shake this much in years (apparently)!

:lmao :lmao
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2005 on: March 14, 2018, 02:55:35 PM »
He was Professor Hawking to the world of science, but just little Ste to me.

I wrote about taking him to a discotheque for the first time in my book. Twirling him around the dance-floor, like a delirious bin-bag full of joy. Goodnight, sweet prince.

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« Reply #2006 on: March 14, 2018, 03:10:25 PM »
He was Professor Hawking to the world of science, but just little Ste to me.

I wrote about taking him to a discotheque for the first time in my book. Twirling him around the dance-floor, like a delirious bin-bag full of joy. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Little Ste :lmao
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2008 on: April 17, 2018, 02:16:56 PM »
I carry a prosthetic leg with me at all times. For mystery purposes. I don’t tell the lads why I have it, & let them marinate in their own curiosity. I just beat Wayne Rooney about the face and neck with it, then put him in a tumble dryer. Nobody swears at the Raj of Merseyside.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2009 on: April 17, 2018, 03:42:54 PM »
I carry a prosthetic leg with me at all times. For mystery purposes. I don’t tell the lads why I have it, & let them marinate in their own curiosity. I just beat Wayne Rooney about the face and neck with it, then put him in a tumble dryer. Nobody swears at the Raj of Merseyside.

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2010 on: December 16, 2020, 05:17:05 PM »
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« Reply #2011 on: December 16, 2020, 05:31:55 PM »
Pint of wine for my Rawk brethren.


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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2012 on: December 16, 2020, 05:35:24 PM »
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?
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« Reply #2013 on: December 17, 2020, 09:41:23 AM »
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2014 on: December 17, 2020, 09:58:29 AM »
Sammy Lee back in employment. Sammy Lee is a decent coach, how come he only ever finds work when Allardyce comes back?

Can't wait till Harry takes over at Sheffield United.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2015 on: December 17, 2020, 10:24:06 AM »
Can't wait till Harry takes over at Sheffield United.

Harry Bassett or Redknapp ?

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2016 on: December 17, 2020, 12:37:27 PM »
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I woke up this morning and stared at my erection.

It was truly magnificent. As pulsating as an Aphex Twin deep cut, and as thick as a Kardashian’s hoop.

I knew immediately that today was going to be a good day.

For a moment I thought he was back 🤣
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« Reply #2017 on: December 17, 2020, 01:18:13 PM »
For a moment I thought he was back 🤣

He is momentarily - that was from yesterday

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« Reply #2018 on: December 17, 2020, 02:56:02 PM »
He is momentarily - that was from yesterday

Must check I still follow him.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2019 on: December 17, 2020, 05:10:00 PM »
Sam Alardyce said he is "hungrier than ever"
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« Reply #2021 on: January 4, 2021, 04:28:45 PM »
Love seeing Karma in action.
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2022 on: January 4, 2021, 04:34:26 PM »





Irony, schadenfreude, or just plain tough sh*t?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2023 on: January 4, 2021, 04:37:12 PM »
Maybe he can give honest British players a try, instead of giving out all these jobs to Macedonians

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« Reply #2024 on: January 4, 2021, 04:44:09 PM »
I don’t like how you’re mixing Fat Sam with Not Fat Sam here
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2025 on: January 4, 2021, 05:13:08 PM »
I don’t like how you’re mixing Fat Sam with Not Fat Sam here

If Not Fat Sam falls over in the forest, does he drink a pint of whine?
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2026 on: January 4, 2021, 06:45:52 PM »




What did he think was going to happen, the fat twat???

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« Reply #2027 on: January 4, 2021, 06:55:47 PM »
@TheBig_Sam

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Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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« Reply #2028 on: January 4, 2021, 11:28:26 PM »

Irony, schadenfreude, or just plain tough sh*t?

For supporting the shitshow of Brexit, the fat ***t deserves relegation and worse.
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« Reply #2029 on: January 7, 2021, 08:17:39 PM »
He's signed the living legend Andy Lonergan.  8)

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« Reply #2030 on: January 8, 2021, 09:33:18 AM »
Only just seen this, I know he's from the area originally but that accent is definitely from the Joey Barton/Steve McLaren school of fitting in ;D

https://twitter.com/chris_kammy/status/1345316591630766081
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Re: Fat Sam Allardyce on Twitter (@TheBig_Sam tweets only!)
« Reply #2031 on: January 10, 2021, 07:52:52 AM »
Delighted my old mate Roy Hodgson got the WBA job. Yet again he gets something I turned down. Like that slag with the limp in Malaga in 97.

Only joking, Hodgey. You're a gem of a man. 35 years experience, less than 10 sackings and a full head of hair. That's the CV of a winner.

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