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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60800 on: May 17, 2018, 07:45:01 PM »
To give an indication of our intent over the last 10 years we've signed the following top quality/world class goal scorers;

Torres, Suarez, Sterling, Sturridge, Coutinho, Firmino, Mane, Salah. They signed Lukaku.

No wonder we score goals, and they no longer do.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60801 on: May 17, 2018, 09:26:54 PM »
Fonseca was the best manager ever until he signed a new contract at Shakhtar. Now?

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Fact that he would rather renew and stay in the Ukraine than test himself in a stronger league tells me he hasn’t got the minerals

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Let him disappear into obscurity with Vitor.

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Staying at Shakhtar, must not think he has the ability to come to the Premier League. Bullet dodged.

It just doesn't seem to enter their mind that everybody else in the world views them as irrelevant and shite. They seem to think they're some massive club with world class talent and appeal.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60802 on: May 17, 2018, 09:32:57 PM »
Fonseca was the best manager ever until he signed a new contract at Shakhtar. Now?

It just doesn't seem to enter their mind that everybody else in the world views them as irrelevant and shite. They seem to think they're some massive club with world class talent and appeal.

His choices would be Everton or West Ham, or back in the CL with Shakhtar where he can continue to build his rep till a good club from one of the big leagues comes along. Sounds like a sensible bloke to me!
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60803 on: May 17, 2018, 09:45:55 PM »
I think it's probably the same as Moore for us. He has taken them as far as he can.

Of course being Everton, their approach to every problem is mindless aggression, booing and trying to hit it with your own child. Thus how they approach the need for someone with more financial clout than the local guy who loves the club owner looked every different :D

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60804 on: May 17, 2018, 10:01:09 PM »
Fonseca was the best manager ever until he signed a new contract at Shakhtar. Now?

It just doesn't seem to enter their mind that everybody else in the world views them as irrelevant and shite. They seem to think they're some massive club with world class talent and appeal.
To be fair, the mighty Everton who finished bottom of their EL group is a far more attractive prospect than some Ukrainian rubbish who have won the Europa League, been in another semi-final and also been in the knockout stages of the CL four times, all in the last decade.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60805 on: May 17, 2018, 10:10:14 PM »
They really are a bizarre set of wierdos.  Do the followers of Torino or Espanyol act in the same way to the bigger teams in their cities?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60806 on: May 17, 2018, 10:26:16 PM »
They really are a bizarre set of wierdos.  Do the followers of Torino or Espanyol act in the same way to the bigger teams in their cities?

Probably not, and I doubt either are stupid enough to believe they are bigger and better than their neighbours as well. I don't think they possess the kind of supreme, unwarranted arrogance that so many Evertonians seem to have.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60807 on: May 17, 2018, 10:46:29 PM »
they're getting giddy again following rumours in a dutch newspaper that usmanov is ready to sell up and join moshi lad

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« Reply #60808 on: May 17, 2018, 10:57:57 PM »
they're getting giddy again following rumours in a dutch newspaper that usmanov is ready to sell up and join moshi lad
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60809 on: May 17, 2018, 11:10:08 PM »
They really are a bizarre set of wierdos.  Do the followers of Torino or Espanyol act in the same way to the bigger teams in their cities?
dont think espanyol are as good a comparison to them, maybe someone like Hamburg is better (although Torino is a good one), and i dont think they do. Then again they don’t have £1.3bn in the bank

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« Reply #60810 on: May 17, 2018, 11:22:37 PM »
Probably not, and I doubt either are stupid enough to believe they are bigger and better than their neighbours as well. I don't think they possess the kind of supreme, unwarranted arrogance that so many Evertonians seem to have.

Ah, but Everton see themselves as some kind of Real Madrid royalty who just happen to have fallen on hard times.

It's the legend/myth that they were once successful that drives their thinking now.  Even though smaller clubs than them have won trophies over the past 30 years (but their supporters still know their clubs are relatively small).
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60811 on: May 17, 2018, 11:22:45 PM »
dont think espanyol are as good a comparison to them, maybe someone like Hamburg is better (although Torino is a good one), and i dont think they do. Then again they don’t have £1.3bn in the bank

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60812 on: May 17, 2018, 11:35:33 PM »
1860 Munich are Everton but about 20 years in the future. Have won the German Cup twice, last in 1964. Bundesliga Champions in 64/65 as well as Cup Winners Cup runners up. League runners up in 1966/67. Were relegated to the Bundesliga2 in 2004/05. Spent about 12 years there until they hit major financial problems and got bounced out of the league structure.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60813 on: May 17, 2018, 11:43:31 PM »
GoT getting giddy over Usmanov again because of some ITK Twitter saying he's buying the club in a few days. ::)

He's been linked in the Italian papers for buying AC Milan and was at the Milan training ground a few days ago.

I guess Everton are a more appealing proposition than the 7 time European champions. ;D
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60814 on: May 17, 2018, 11:45:48 PM »
they're getting giddy again following rumours in a dutch newspaper that usmanov is ready to sell up and join moshi lad

So who apart from the American (who he says he won't sell his share to) is going to splash out £700m for a 30% stake in a club that doesn't even give them a place on the board ?
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« Reply #60815 on: May 18, 2018, 12:14:58 AM »
From WSAG http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1526549599.html

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£250 million pound bid for Mo Saleh ..

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60816 on: May 18, 2018, 12:32:25 AM »
1860 Munich are Everton but about 20 years in the future. Have won the German Cup twice, last in 1964. Bundesliga Champions in 64/65 as well as Cup Winners Cup runners up. League runners up in 1966/67. Were relegated to the Bundesliga2 in 2004/05. Spent about 12 years there until they hit major financial problems and got bounced out of the league structure.

Everton that. Some day soon.
does that mean they’ll soon be run by Ian ayre too??

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60817 on: May 18, 2018, 12:35:43 AM »
GoT getting giddy over Usmanov again because of some ITK Twitter saying he's buying the club in a few days. ::)

He's been linked in the Italian papers for buying AC Milan and was at the Milan training ground a few days ago.

I guess Everton are a more appealing proposition than the 7 time European champions. ;D
you can own the club that play in one of the most iconic stadiums in the world or the shithole with no hope of getting a new one in a nice location, hmmm tough choice. But best of all would be the pure fewm and batshit conspiracy theories if he did buy milan

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60818 on: May 18, 2018, 01:33:13 AM »
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"Especially when he goes on strike to force a move through"
Yep, Salah is going to go on strike to force through a move to Everton. It's happening!!!

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I have always thought I am not sure if I would like that - we would lose our identity etc. But #### it - just for the kopites heads falling off.

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Oh those thoughts have long gone into the ether, mate. If you cant beat 'em, join 'em.
I hope we become a supporter disenfranchising, grotesque, cheating, diving, shitbag money wasting massively successful horrible monster.
Being nice gets you absolutely fvcking nowhere, sadly.
Ours heads are falling off over the 250m Salah bid from the nice club who definitely
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He did get the massively successful part right though. They are certainly not that :D

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Yep - its a very sad state of affairs isn't it when this is what you aspire to... I am ALL in!

Posted by santo_1878 on May 17, 2018, 12:12 pm, in reply to "Re: Raiola and Usmanov Linked"
The ale will still taste the same pre and post match mate.
I just want everton to be great again. These smug condescending red bastrds need knocking down a peg or three. But more importantly, I just want our kids (and plenty of grown ups!) to understand what everton fc is again.

I think the problem is that everyone DOES understand what Everton FC is. It couldn't be more clear. Except to the deluded few who frequent their forums.

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Nail, head hit - My lad is 10, he plays at being an Evertonian - He LOVES going don't get me wrong, but it is hard for kids today especially wools when the side is not winning!

The Fifa generation don't really have a clue truth be told - but you are 100% correct Everton used to have respect and be feared and as we have seen in recent times we have become well a bit of a laughing stock (more than I actually thought as well truth be told)... For us older Evertonians (I am 45 mate) it is tough to swallow - Jesus old farts like Pops (kidding Pops) it must be 10 x worse!

Outside of the North West Everton are regarded less than Leicester by kids and Adults alike these days - VERY hard to swallow - Poor Mo next to me got it both barrels yesterday when he tried to give it loads about Chelsea over Everton!

Just pure gold that. :D

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Its the best week I've had re Everton for a few years mate, I just think that number thrown around about 5-10 years ago would seem massive, its not that big now. It'll get us another 2/3 mid range players like the ones we have. If they are the right ones we'll be sound.

It's funny because it's true. Their best week in years and they lost 3-1 to West Ham, finish 8th, sacked their manager and watch us prepare for a CL Final against Real Madrid. And that is a good week. The BEST week :D Because of maybes. Maybe they get a good manager this time. Maybe they get a good owner this time. Maybe they buy the right players this time. In a world of unknowns they can still believe maybe this will be the time it all lines up for them. Until it doesn't. Because they are Everton.
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« Reply #60819 on: May 18, 2018, 01:59:29 AM »
They'll need to be careful or they'll fritter that £1.3bn away
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60820 on: May 18, 2018, 02:14:26 AM »
250 bid of Salah? I’m so confused, I thought he only scored pace goals??

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« Reply #60822 on: May 18, 2018, 02:39:12 AM »
250 bid of Salah? I’m so confused, I thought he only scored pace goals??

Yeah see the 250million is to see our heads roll off. The pace goals don't really factor in to the discussion
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60824 on: May 18, 2018, 05:55:24 AM »
So where are these Usmanov and 250 million pound delusions coming from?

Hasn't he been a part-owner of Arsenal for a decade and Arsenal are one of the most frugal and profitable teams in PL.  Sure he has criticized the board for not showing enough ambition but at the same time, he has done fuck all himself. If he really wanted he could become the majority shareholder for Arsenal and do what Roman did. Yet he is just waiting to take over a no-mark club that is more well-known cuckoo clocks than winning trophies so that he can spend his money?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60825 on: May 18, 2018, 06:02:26 AM »


Get tae fuck, where is that from?

I have a hard time separating the parody Fat Sam twitter account and what you posted above.

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« Reply #60826 on: May 18, 2018, 06:38:42 AM »
Saw some deluded clown on Twitter compare their sacking of Fat Sam to that of us sacking Hodgson.  There is no more deluded fanbase. They are crackers.

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« Reply #60827 on: May 18, 2018, 06:40:39 AM »
The best time of the season for them is always off-season year after year,a time of hope and hubris.

When the games start rolling it's all downhill from there on except for the days when we lose a match.

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« Reply #60828 on: May 18, 2018, 08:48:17 AM »
Saw some deluded clown on Twitter compare their sacking of Fat Sam to that of us sacking Hodgson.  There is no more deluded fanbase. They are crackers.
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« Reply #60829 on: May 18, 2018, 09:06:47 AM »

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Yep - its a very sad state of affairs isn't it when this is what you aspire to... I am ALL in!

Posted by santo_1878 on May 17, 2018, 12:12 pm, in reply to "Re: Raiola and Usmanov Linked"
The ale will still taste the same pre and post match mate.
I just want everton to be great again. These smug condescending red bastrds need knocking down a peg or three. But more importantly, I just want our kids (and plenty of grown ups!) to understand what everton fc is again.

I think the problem is that everyone DOES understand what Everton FC is. It couldn't be more clear. Except to the deluded few who frequent their forums.

If that poster is talking about what Everton USED to be I kinda sorta get it.  Compared to what they are now - a snivelling, snide gang of bitter no mark wotsits - I'd be nostalgic for the good old days too. 

But it always comes back to the same thing - that it's somehow OUR fault that they are what they are.  Got nothing to do with any of the decisions their board made. 

We don't get this crap from Arsenal.  They'd won the same number of titles as Everton at that point in the 80s, and they arguably suffered as much under the ban as Everton did, missing out on Europe.  And United only had seven titles at that time.  So why is those two clubs are still near the summit?

Oh yeah - because they've been run better.  And you only have to look at their recent history to see what happens when a club isn't run well.  Or, for that matter, West Ham, Newcastle, Sunderland, Portsmouth, Leeds and Blackburn.  Or us under Moores, Parry and the cancers.

Everton are a two bit operation run by rank amateurs.  That's the reason they're in the hole they're in.  And that hole will only get bigger.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60830 on: May 18, 2018, 09:11:26 AM »
Now now, don't be such an doubting Thomas. Remember, when Hodgson left Dalglish took over. Now Allardyce is gone, Everton too could look to a famous ex-player to run the club...

#giveitunsy,endofseason

Problem: Kenny was a winner who actually won things as a manager. Their last winning manager? It has to be Joe “kennel master” Royle! Except that they got rid of him for playing shit on a stick football that nearly saw them relegated.

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« Reply #60831 on: May 18, 2018, 10:29:31 AM »
Paper edition of the Red Echo today stoking expectations with its back page professing Paulo Fonseca as the fans choice.
Oh by the way, in case you haven’t heard he signed a new contract at Shaktar yesterday!)

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60832 on: May 18, 2018, 10:34:27 AM »
There is something rotten in the state of Everton, and there always has been. They see us turning frogs into princes year after year, and all their frogs remain frogs - even when they get hold of a prince they somehow manage to turn him into a frog. It's always been like that, they just aren't very good at stuff. I don't hate them, and I don't even come into contact with their fans as I don't live there any more, but my mates who are blues know they are shite and their well honed gallows humour helps them deal with it.
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« Reply #60833 on: May 18, 2018, 10:35:07 AM »
Ours heads are falling off over the 250m Salah bid from the nice club who definitely
  • don't dive (Niasse first player retrospectively banned for diving),
  • don't cheat (Calvert-Lewin, how many penalties won this season with his jump into the defender and fall over trick?), and
  • aren't shitbags (Holgate? The homophobic comments, the pushing Firmino into the crowd? Williams starting a fight with the Lyon keeper? Your own fans throwing punches toddlers at the players? The booing? Not shitbags? OK)
  • don't waste money (Sigurdsson, Pickford, Keane, Klaassan, Bolasie, Sandros wages?)
  • supporter disenfranchising - Your last manager was Fat Sam. Can you disenfranchise a fanbase any more than that?
  • grotesque - again... FAT SAM!
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60834 on: May 18, 2018, 11:44:13 AM »
Get tae fuck, where is that from?

I have a hard time separating the parody Fat Sam twitter account and what you posted above.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60835 on: May 18, 2018, 11:46:58 AM »
Saw some deluded clown on Twitter compare their sacking of Fat Sam to that of us sacking Hodgson.  There is no more deluded fanbase. They are crackers.

Fat Sam is probably the only manager they have had since Kendall that succeeding in achieving the target he was set by the board.

Hodgson was the most abject failure in the history of management at our club.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60836 on: May 18, 2018, 12:01:55 PM »
There is something rotten in the state of Everton, and there always has been. They see us turning frogs into princes year after year, and all their frogs remain frogs - even when they get hold of a prince they somehow manage to turn him into a frog. It's always been like that, they just aren't very good at stuff. I don't hate them, and I don't even come into contact with their fans as I don't live there any more, but my mates who are blues know they are shite and their well honed gallows humour helps them deal with it.

When they get hold of a prince they sell him to Man Utd.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60837 on: May 18, 2018, 12:11:51 PM »
When they get hold of a prince they sell him to Man Utd.
That's the first time I ever seen Rooney described as a prince. ???

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60838 on: May 18, 2018, 12:15:18 PM »
Just want Everton to be “great” again.

That’s not a small wish is it? Being great again is not something that should be prefixed with a “just”, not in their position.

Not “just want to enjoy the football again”, or even “be competitive,” which would be a reasonable aim. No, he wants them to be great, and doesn’t seem to think it’s too much to ask in the current situation and climate.  Fans like that are why the Everton manager’s job has been, and will continue to be, a poisoned chalice.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60839 on: May 18, 2018, 12:33:36 PM »
That's the first time I ever seen Rooney described as a prince. ???

wasn't Shrek a prince via marriage?