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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37080 on: March 14, 2017, 07:44:15 PM »
One poster on GOT said they should spend all the Lukaku money on Lacazette  :lmao :lmao

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37081 on: March 14, 2017, 07:47:25 PM »
One poster on GOT said they should spend all the Lukaku money on Lacazette  :lmao :lmao

More likely it'll be spent on Niasse's new contract.
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37082 on: March 14, 2017, 08:03:41 PM »
One poster on GOT said they should spend all the Lukaku money on Lacazette  :lmao :lmao

what about the 100 million war chest  ;)
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37083 on: March 14, 2017, 08:04:38 PM »
Laughing aside it will be interesting to see what happens next. 2 years left on his deal I think?
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37084 on: March 14, 2017, 08:05:53 PM »
what about the 100 million war chest  ;)

Pirates took it..

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« Reply #37085 on: March 14, 2017, 08:10:06 PM »
The funny part is all the blues shouting "WHO'S YOUR SOURCE LAD YOU'RE CHATTING SHIT!" at Paul Joyce. I don't think they understand how this journalism stuff works
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37086 on: March 14, 2017, 08:20:28 PM »
One poster on GOT said they should spend all the Lukaku money on Lacazette  :lmao :lmao
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37087 on: March 14, 2017, 08:22:12 PM »
fuckin ell i would LOVE us to sign him.....the outrage would be catafuckinclysmic
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37088 on: March 14, 2017, 08:23:59 PM »
One poster on GOT said they should spend all the Lukaku money on Lacazette  :lmao :lmao
i think he meant lucozade

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37089 on: March 14, 2017, 08:24:35 PM »
The Ev & The Esk are the gifts that keep on giving. :lmao :lmao

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37090 on: March 14, 2017, 08:25:02 PM »
fuckin ell i would LOVE us to sign him.....the outrage would be catafuckinclysmic


Benteke MkII, no thanks. Only big team I can see going for him is the mancs, they have the money and the turgid defensive, counter-attacking football that suits him.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37091 on: March 14, 2017, 08:25:30 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


ahahahaha how anyone takes that tit seriously I do not know, even Indykaila gets the odd thing right.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37092 on: March 14, 2017, 08:27:25 PM »
:lmao :lmao just read that.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37093 on: March 14, 2017, 08:30:24 PM »
Benteke MkII, no thanks. Only big team I can see going for him is the mancs, they have the money and the turgid defensive, counter-attacking football that suits him.

you misinterpret ...it's the outage im interested in...not the player
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37094 on: March 14, 2017, 08:31:49 PM »
you misinterpret ...it's the outage im interested in...not the player

Exactly, buy him and stick him on the bench just to piss them off ;D

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37095 on: March 14, 2017, 08:33:19 PM »
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37096 on: March 14, 2017, 08:38:26 PM »
75m-85m are the numbers i'm reading for Lukaku.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37097 on: March 14, 2017, 08:39:23 PM »
75m-85m are the numbers i'm reading for Lukaku.

Not in a years time it isn't  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37098 on: March 14, 2017, 08:39:52 PM »
75m-85m are the numbers i'm reading for Lukaku.

Worth every penny... exactly the sort of goalscorer we need.. (not that i think we'll buy him)

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37099 on: March 14, 2017, 08:43:15 PM »
There's no way we'll sign him, can't see us spending that kind of money on one player!

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37100 on: March 14, 2017, 08:47:12 PM »
Worth every penny... exactly the sort of goalscorer we need.. (not that i think we'll buy him)


He's not at all.

Wouldn't suit the way Klopp wants his teams to play. Would do well somewhere else though.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37101 on: March 14, 2017, 08:54:20 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37102 on: March 14, 2017, 08:59:27 PM »
Bloody autotype-should have read "a cassette" 




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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37103 on: March 14, 2017, 09:51:25 PM »
Joe Anderson really isn't fit to be mayor



It's really obvious he's emotionally invested in Everton and isn't able to decide what's best for the city. He's a worthless fat c*nt who already had the tax payers paying his legal fees in a time of harsh Tory cuts to Merseyside. Whether he's charging schools for using his name, or transforming the city into 1 giant student flat, he's a dick head. Can't wait until Steve Rotheram becomes his boss.
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37104 on: March 14, 2017, 09:52:07 PM »
how long has Lukaku got left on his current contract?
Be a contract out on him soon.
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37105 on: March 14, 2017, 09:54:50 PM »
What happened to 99.999999999% chance lukaku was going to sign the deal last week? Did the naughty agent not tell the whole truth? Time he went to a big club anyway, I hear Southampton and stoke are in for him.

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37106 on: March 14, 2017, 09:58:34 PM »
I think Utd will go for him him even if they get Griezmann.
Did people really think that was ever happening?  :lmao

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37107 on: March 14, 2017, 09:58:43 PM »
So Leicester City go further in their one Champions League appearance than Everton have.
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37108 on: March 14, 2017, 10:17:27 PM »
Only player who's doing alright on the continent who I reckon they could get is modeste, and he's 28 and would likely be looking for one last payday.

Can see them announcing his sale on the same day they announce the return of ROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAYYYYYYY

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37109 on: March 14, 2017, 10:48:53 PM »
Signing without signing?

I read it's cos they wanted him to use a red bic, an cos he's such a blue lid he said, nar fuck that
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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37110 on: March 14, 2017, 10:51:50 PM »
Moshiri says it's all under control and they're back to fisting themselves :lmao

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« Reply #37111 on: March 14, 2017, 11:11:39 PM »
It would be like a Bitter paying to subscribe to the Esk's twitter feed to hear ramblings over who they are signing next - usual caveats apply of course.

That quote from a bitter shows their level of delusion too, they actually believe the shite they spout about locals following them rather than us when all the evidence is that a clear majority of the city follow liverpool, it is just that we also have support from elsewhere in addition to that.

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« Reply #37112 on: March 14, 2017, 11:18:44 PM »
So Leicester City go further in their one Champions League appearance than Everton have.

They did that by getting to the group stages didn't they?  ;D

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37113 on: March 14, 2017, 11:19:08 PM »
Joe Anderson really isn't fit to be mayor

It's really obvious he's emotionally invested in Everton and isn't able to decide what's best for the city. He's a worthless fat c*nt who already had the tax payers paying his legal fees in a time of harsh Tory cuts to Merseyside. Whether he's charging schools for using his name, or transforming the city into 1 giant student flat, he's a dick head. Can't wait until Steve Rotheram becomes his boss.

Not a fan, then?

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37114 on: March 14, 2017, 11:40:30 PM »
Worth every penny... exactly the sort of goalscorer we need.. (not that i think we'll buy him)

But he's not though is he.

He's not a worker, in fact he's pretty damn lazy, he's not a presser, his hold up play for any chance we may want to try hoofing up to him isn't great.

He's an excellent goal scorer that just wouldn't fit here, same as Benteke wouldn't fit here.
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« Reply #37115 on: March 14, 2017, 11:44:20 PM »
I'm sure I read a week-or-so ago that he'd just signed a Ģ110,000 p/w contract. Did I dream that?

This is exactly what I said to my brother earlier when I read about him rejecting this contract offer. Could have sworn he signed a deal last week the way some were going on (not on here).

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Re: The Everton Maņana Topic
« Reply #37116 on: March 15, 2017, 04:13:46 AM »
Lukaku's stats for his age are pretty high level for a striker and are way better than anything Benteke has, plus with his age there is no reason to think he won't continue to improve.  Klopp would make it work with him and he'd score a ton of goals which is exactly what we need right now.  I doubt Everton would ever sell him to us but to say we shouldn't buy him if we could is laughable.

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« Reply #37117 on: March 15, 2017, 06:14:49 AM »
I doubt Everton would ever sell him to us but to say we shouldn't buy him if we could is laughable.


It's not really. He's not going to press, harass and harry the opposition's back four. He's not a hard-working striker. Something Klopp sees as being most important in regards to how our forwards play the game in his sides. He'll score goals for fun somewhere else though.

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« Reply #37118 on: March 15, 2017, 07:33:18 AM »
Why don't they simply offer him half a million a week? Problem solved. After all Moshi laughs at FFP.

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« Reply #37119 on: March 15, 2017, 07:35:27 AM »
How long will it be til our heads start falling off?, I feel like I've been under threat from it since Mosh' la' started splashing the cash.