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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37040 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:12 PM »
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37041 on: March 14, 2017, 05:16:42 PM »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce

Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37042 on: March 14, 2017, 05:17:42 PM »
Excellent :lmao

He obviously didn't like the sound of that "journey we are on"  ;D ;D

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37043 on: March 14, 2017, 05:19:47 PM »
Just shaved a few million off his price too
Few? More like half of what they could have had. The bidding war will start at a ridiculously low price, buying clubs have all the leverage now. Evertonians should be furious with their board for not doing the exact same thing we did with Suarez before we sold him by protecting his value at least to an extent.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37044 on: March 14, 2017, 05:20:10 PM »
:lmao :lmao
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37045 on: March 14, 2017, 05:21:56 PM »
Torygraph said Everton were stalling because they wanted a buyout clause of 90 million minimum. So he's told them to fuck off ;)

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37046 on: March 14, 2017, 05:22:47 PM »
Fucking hell....

Ditched for a bluenose?

 ;D

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37047 on: March 14, 2017, 05:24:40 PM »
I know it probably won't happen. But I would take Lukaku.

Very talented, not a Klopp player.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37048 on: March 14, 2017, 05:25:04 PM »
Few? More like half of what they could have had. The bidding war will start at a ridiculously low price, buying clubs have all the leverage now. Evertonians should be furious with their board for not doing the exact same thing we did with Suarez before we sold him by protecting his value at least to an extent.

One can only hope!

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37049 on: March 14, 2017, 05:27:45 PM »
So everything The Esk states, the opposite happens?, it's almost as if he's telling porkies or something.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37050 on: March 14, 2017, 05:33:05 PM »
They're calling him a snake on GoT for having the outright audacity to leave the biggest club in Liverpool.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37051 on: March 14, 2017, 05:34:08 PM »
Very talented, not a Klopp player.

I agree with that. But could need with a guy who just puts it in the net.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37052 on: March 14, 2017, 05:34:28 PM »
I hope he gets boo'd at the weekend

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37053 on: March 14, 2017, 05:35:18 PM »
I hope he gets boo'd at the weekend
That's a bit of a long shot, a player being boo'd at the Pit.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37054 on: March 14, 2017, 05:36:08 PM »
Very talented, not a Klopp player.

Idk if he will fit our style.. but he isn't a Benteke or Carroll. He is more of a Costa type forward who gets involved in the build up a lot more. He has been scoring for fun for Everton. He will absolutely thrive in a top team. No doubt about it. Everton will be lucky to land another forward even half as good as Lukaku.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37055 on: March 14, 2017, 05:38:02 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


Ha ha. Great timing. Lukaku looks happy because he's not signing a new contract

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37056 on: March 14, 2017, 05:44:02 PM »
The Esk yesterday  ;D ;D


Guy is a legend.

Cannot wait for the summer window to open for his pearls of wisdom at GoT.

Going to have a gander over there now and read the fewm.
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37057 on: March 14, 2017, 05:44:16 PM »
He's one of the laziest strikers in the league with a truly pathetic work-rate. The likes of Conte, Klopp and Pep wouldn't go anywhere near him, Mourinho on the other hand...

I think Utd will go for him him even if they get Griezmann.


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37058 on: March 14, 2017, 05:46:24 PM »
Looks like Everton have tried shafting him with massive release clause and Lukaku's having none of it  ;D

No way would ''the ev'' would sell him to us, but i'd go all out for him, we've needed a number 9 for ages who consistently scores goals and his record for his age playing for that shite is tremendous.

Seen a few shouts he's not a Klopp player which is nonsense, Lewandowski is less mobile than him and he fitted a Klopp's side.
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37059 on: March 14, 2017, 05:51:56 PM »
Very talented, not a Klopp player.

Why would he take a step down to the second biggest club in Liverpool anyway?

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37060 on: March 14, 2017, 06:01:48 PM »
Stick that up yer pipe Ronald!  ;D
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37061 on: March 14, 2017, 06:07:19 PM »
Stick that up yer pipe Ronald!  ;D

Ronald don't care he's leaving, too.. :P
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37062 on: March 14, 2017, 06:07:30 PM »
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37063 on: March 14, 2017, 06:17:34 PM »
The Esk now says

@Danny_Lorentz The fact that @_pauljoyce is reporting it is a fair indication that it's true.

So...Lukaku is staying?

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37064 on: March 14, 2017, 06:18:31 PM »
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37065 on: March 14, 2017, 06:31:44 PM »



Will just leave this here , he knew this the day he signed


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37066 on: March 14, 2017, 06:34:07 PM »
He's one of the laziest strikers in the league with a truly pathetic work-rate. The likes of Conte, Klopp and Pep wouldn't go anywhere near him, Mourinho on the other hand...

Didn't Mourinho fuck him off at Chelsea?



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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37067 on: March 14, 2017, 06:39:08 PM »
Wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal went all in for him if Sanchez and/or Ozil leave. Chelsea if Costa does leave, PSG? Not really sure who else is realistic and has the money they'd demand+potential to win trophies. Got to have something lined up though to come out with that.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37068 on: March 14, 2017, 06:40:34 PM »
Let's sign him.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37069 on: March 14, 2017, 06:41:47 PM »
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37070 on: March 14, 2017, 06:42:17 PM »
paul joyce‏ @_pauljoyce  2m2 minutes ago

 Romelu Lukaku has told Everton he will not sign a new contract.



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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37071 on: March 14, 2017, 06:43:07 PM »
Didn't Mourinho fuck him off at Chelsea?
He did but he also sold Mata and is now playing him. With Zlatan's age Lukaku is probably closest to that big grock upfront he always goes for, Griezmann wouldn't cut it in that regard.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37072 on: March 14, 2017, 06:44:15 PM »


you can fuck off an all kekule ;)

I couldn't believe no-one else had posted it.  :D

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37073 on: March 14, 2017, 06:51:40 PM »
It won't happen but i'd LOVE it if he ran his contract down and went on a free. The fewm would be unbelievable.

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37074 on: March 14, 2017, 07:00:04 PM »
The Feeewwwwwwwwmmmmmmmm, heads falling off all over the place tonight.


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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37075 on: March 14, 2017, 07:01:03 PM »
FEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37076 on: March 14, 2017, 07:02:47 PM »
Jamie Carragher‏Verified account @Carra23 41s41 seconds ago
I knew putting the Everton training kit on & going to the training ground to have a word with him would be worth it!

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37077 on: March 14, 2017, 07:07:30 PM »


you can fuck off an all kekule ;)

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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37078 on: March 14, 2017, 07:25:08 PM »
I'm sure I read a week-or-so ago that he'd just signed a £110,000 p/w contract. Did I dream that?
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Re: The Everton Mañana Topic
« Reply #37079 on: March 14, 2017, 07:26:07 PM »
I'm sure I read a week-or-so ago that he signed a £110,000 p/w contract. Did I dream that?

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