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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #80 on: September 3, 2013, 04:24:33 PM »
One man team - 3 goals all by one player.  Fucking shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #81 on: September 3, 2013, 05:59:10 PM »
We're so shite, even the thread about us being shite is shite......

Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #82 on: September 3, 2013, 06:01:26 PM »
You're all shite at one-upping each other.


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #83 on: September 3, 2013, 06:04:30 PM »
Should have sold Coutinho before the window shut...he's shite and so is his song.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #84 on: September 3, 2013, 06:13:08 PM »
We're not really shit,  are we?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #85 on: September 3, 2013, 07:39:17 PM »
We loaned out Jesus and brought Moses in to replace him. WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' SENSE IN THAT?

SHITE.


and we sold  Mohammed a few years back.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #86 on: September 3, 2013, 07:44:08 PM »
 Important  internationals on the horizon and what do our players do ?? They fucking pull out, that's what they do !! Ooh I'm tired, I've got a sore foot, I don't think I'm Brazilian anyways...etc.. You've only played  three games. Utter shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #87 on: September 3, 2013, 07:46:13 PM »
We loaned out Jesus and brought Moses in to replace him. WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' SENSE IN THAT?

SHITE.
Indeed.

Spurning the New Testament for the Old?  Will make people accuse us all the more for dwelling on our past.

Which as we know, was utter shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #88 on: September 3, 2013, 07:48:23 PM »
Pffff

Left THREE signings to the last day! Where was the planning?

And missed out on Herrera despite going all that way to Spain.

Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #89 on: September 3, 2013, 07:49:17 PM »
shite

can't see us winning next weekend in a million years. infact we'll be lucky to score.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #90 on: September 3, 2013, 07:56:44 PM »
Lord, we are in a good mood...

Buying all these defenders when it's clear that a crocked striker can't score more than one a game pretty much sums this club up. We didn't even get our number one target defender either. No ambition. Defensive football. Marsh out.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #91 on: September 3, 2013, 07:58:20 PM »
We couldn't even get the guy of  the Black Eyed Peas.  :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #92 on: September 3, 2013, 07:59:39 PM »
What shite are we playing at?  This is the worst way to end up as 3-0-35 shite at the end of the season.  What a load of shite we are.

Oh, and another piece of shite, how dare we get Chelsea's shite for 1/50th the cost of our shite? How are we ever going to catch up to the bottom of this shite division?  Have we ever thought about that shite?  I don't think we have.  I shite you not.

Shitey shitey shite shite.  Oh, and shite.  And by the way ... shite.  Did I forget to mention shite?  No? Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #93 on: September 3, 2013, 08:06:35 PM »
Leyton Orient are doing better than us, I call that Shite

p.s. I've just had a shite shite, I prefer quality shites
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #94 on: September 3, 2013, 08:08:28 PM »
Konchesky
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #95 on: September 3, 2013, 08:10:38 PM »
Konchesky


Now that shite is going just a bit too, er, shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #96 on: September 3, 2013, 08:30:43 PM »
Pffff

Left THREE signings to the last day! Where was the planning?

And missed out on Herrera despite going all that way to Spain.

Shite.

We bought Hair-era instead :butt
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #97 on: September 3, 2013, 08:33:59 PM »
Inter played a blinder in January, left us stuck with some skinny midget who needs a pair of glasses as much as he needs a fucking haircut. And what was Rodgers doing partying the night the window closes? His suit was shocking. Colin Pascoe, there's someone with some fashion sense. FSG OUT

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #98 on: September 3, 2013, 08:47:19 PM »
Inter played a blinder in January, left us stuck with some skinny midget who needs a pair of glasses as much as he needs a fucking haircut. And what was Rodgers doing partying the night the window closes? His suit was shocking. Colin Pascoe, there's someone with some fashion sense. FSG OUT

Zacly...that Inter guy is Hiram Holliday's grandson. And Sturridge is really a singer with the 4 tops. Mignolet is clearly a frustrated pastry chef...tiz all a bit of a mess.

I fear we may have been compromised..

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #99 on: September 3, 2013, 09:00:28 PM »
Hang on a minute...Mignolet...Mig..no..let....that's a tin of paint init..

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #100 on: September 3, 2013, 09:26:39 PM »
We are must be really shite. We are buying players like Sturridge who CLEARLY has a problem as he has been sold by Man City and Chelsea. As Souness said, there must be SOMETHING wrong with him. Also Inter never sell their best players so why we buying their shite?

Why we buy these sort of players is baffling. Shows how shite we are  :butt  :no
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #101 on: September 3, 2013, 09:31:06 PM »
Not sure how anyone could say this has been a good start to the season. Only one player is able to score, and even he finds it impossible to get more than one each match in the league. Mark my words, we will struggle if the rest of the season is a repeat of our first 3 games.

Be under no illusions: we are, in fact, shite.

And don't get me fucking started on that Sakho bloke. £18m and he hasn't even made the subs bench so far. What a waste.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #102 on: September 3, 2013, 09:35:34 PM »
If only we had signed Gomis...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #103 on: September 3, 2013, 09:36:44 PM »
We are indeed dog shit....

Sturridge - goal celebrations SHITE
Suarez - bad guy turned good SHITE
Brendan - going on the ale with Kenny on transfer deadline day - BALLBAG
Gerrard - eyeballing Van Persie - COWARDLY BASTARD
Signing John Coffee from The Green Mile to play in defence - SHITE
Getting Shay Given's hopes up - SHITE
Getting Mata's hopes up - DOUBLE SHITE

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #104 on: September 3, 2013, 09:51:14 PM »
I've been watching that Steven Gerrard for a long time now. He's shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #105 on: September 3, 2013, 10:01:54 PM »
Still haven't got Gomis yet.

Fuck it, we're shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #106 on: September 3, 2013, 10:18:02 PM »
Shite atmosphere on the Kop last Sunday.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #107 on: September 3, 2013, 10:28:45 PM »
We didn't even ship out one of our best players on the last day, denying us of being able to complain about something until January. Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #108 on: September 3, 2013, 10:34:07 PM »
We are so shite ManU would prefer Everton's Manager over ours







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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #109 on: September 3, 2013, 10:34:22 PM »
Oh how I love being shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #110 on: September 3, 2013, 10:45:36 PM »
Oh how I love being shite...

It's shite being shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #112 on: September 3, 2013, 11:00:53 PM »
We were shite at the weekend so it was good that Moyes'ys United were particularly shite



The mighty white knight, following a fight and after a bite had a shite on a bright light night and then felt light so he went and flew his kids shitey kite to a height that it was out of sight, what a plight, tight shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #113 on: September 3, 2013, 11:05:27 PM »


Fucking Joe Kinnear can pick the phone up and speak to any manager in the league, any manager in all divisions - so why won't he pick up the fucking phone to speak to us?


We must be shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #114 on: September 3, 2013, 11:15:36 PM »
Liverpool exist to win shite, alrite?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #115 on: September 3, 2013, 11:20:09 PM »
No Turan or Higuain in the transfer window. Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #116 on: September 3, 2013, 11:28:17 PM »
*awaiting PhaseOfPlay's analysis*

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #117 on: September 3, 2013, 11:28:48 PM »
Can't even beat a team above us yet. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #118 on: September 3, 2013, 11:37:36 PM »
We're so shite, people keep reusing the same shite joke in this shite thread about our shite team.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #119 on: September 3, 2013, 11:38:45 PM »
*awaiting PhaseOfPlay's analysis*

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How the Principles affect Shite Play – 


When we look at the Principles of Shite individually, then, we can instantly recognize that there are certain shites that could be considered hallmarks of different shite. For example, if we look at Shite, we can see that their main focus in terms of attacking Principles is shite – they play, currently, almost a shite formation, or even a shite formation at times, with the two wingers staying shite, stretching the shite, and creating shite for the midfield two to act as anchors in order to switch the shite if one side gets shite:
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