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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15160 on: December 6, 2018, 04:18:02 AM »
Unless they rediscover Hazard, they're getting fck all against City
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15161 on: December 6, 2018, 04:27:03 AM »
Nah, I think Jorginho and Kante will win the midfield. If the rest step up it’s going to be some game.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15162 on: December 6, 2018, 06:33:39 AM »
They will practically need a whole new attack next summer as Morata is atrocious and Willian and Pedro are not that effective. Hazard is carrying them and no surprise with his form dropping after an injury that they look blunt.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15163 on: December 6, 2018, 07:48:44 AM »
Quote from: deFacto on December  6, 2018, 04:18:02 AM
Unless they rediscover Hazard, they're getting fck all against City

Hazard will be up for this one, as he has a chance to make an impact against a big side, its Hazard all over. He goes missing for a lot of the other games but his ego can't stand the idea of being outdone by anyone.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15164 on: December 6, 2018, 10:01:14 AM »
Quote from: jillc on December  6, 2018, 07:48:44 AM
Hazard will be up for this one, as he has a chance to make an impact against a big side, its Hazard all over. He goes missing for a lot of the other games but his ego can't stand the idea of being outdone by anyone.
Do you know him intimately?
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15165 on: December 6, 2018, 10:15:21 AM »
I just can't see them getting anything against City, unfortunately.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15166 on: December 6, 2018, 10:18:03 AM »
Wouldn't surprise me if they chucked a ridiculous amount of money at Bournemouth for Wilson in January.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15167 on: December 6, 2018, 11:18:43 AM »
That Keeper they spunked £70 million on isn't looking like a world beater, is he?  Let a shot go right through him last night. Flapped at the first goal against Spurs, didn't even bother diving for the second.  Let a couple of soft ones in v Arsenal at the start of the season.

Not a lot seems to be being made of it though.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15168 on: December 6, 2018, 12:01:16 PM »
If City play with the same intentions as they did when they went there last season they'll win. I'll say 2-1 but they could easily score 3 and keep a clean sheet.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15169 on: December 6, 2018, 12:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Kekuleyule y'all! on December  6, 2018, 11:18:43 AM
That Keeper they spunked £70 million on isn't looking like a world beater, is he?  Let a shot go right through him last night. Flapped at the first goal against Spurs, didn't even bother diving for the second.  Let a couple of soft ones in v Arsenal at the start of the season.

Not a lot seems to be being made of it though.

So you have doubts about their Kepa?
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15170 on: December 6, 2018, 12:20:02 PM »
Quote from: rscanderlech on December  6, 2018, 10:01:14 AM
Do you know him intimately?

Where has he been for the last few weeks when they've been playing the minnows? There is nothing surprising about this it happens a lot, which is why it was such a laugh when they were bigging him up so much at the start of the season.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15171 on: December 6, 2018, 12:21:34 PM »
Quote from: Kekuleyule y'all! on December  6, 2018, 11:18:43 AM
That Keeper they spunked £70 million on isn't looking like a world beater, is he?  Let a shot go right through him last night. Flapped at the first goal against Spurs, didn't even bother diving for the second.  Let a couple of soft ones in v Arsenal at the start of the season.

Not a lot seems to be being made of it though.

https://statsbomb.com/2018/11/how-are-kepa-and-alisson-settling-in-england/ This article is a comparison of Kepa and Alisson's starts to the season. Kepa has league average numbers, whereas Alisson is brilliant.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15172 on: December 6, 2018, 01:01:46 PM »
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15173 on: December 6, 2018, 01:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Kekuleyule y'all! on December  6, 2018, 11:18:43 AM
That Keeper they spunked £70 million on isn't looking like a world beater, is he?  Let a shot go right through him last night. Flapped at the first goal against Spurs, didn't even bother diving for the second.  Let a couple of soft ones in v Arsenal at the start of the season.

Not a lot seems to be being made of it though.

Because in recent history they have had good keepers. So goalkeeping errors isn't something associated with Chelsea. So he's in the spotlight less.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15174 on: December 6, 2018, 01:26:52 PM »
Saw a report that Hazard agreed personal terms for a summer move to Real.

If true then Chelsea are going to have some job finding a replacement for him.

Chelsea won't get top dollar for him with only a year left on his contract in summer.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15175 on: December 6, 2018, 01:39:02 PM »
Quote from: RedSince86 on December  6, 2018, 01:26:52 PM
Saw a report that Hazard agreed personal terms for a summer move to Real.

If true then Chelsea are going to have some job finding a replacement for him.

Chelsea won't get top dollar for him with only a year left on his contract in summer.

That depends really, if a few clubs are interested then they could get a decent fee, also the pressure must be on at Real now to do something big after losing Zidane and Ronaldo and not being up to much in the league. Can they wait a season to make a big signing?
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15176 on: December 6, 2018, 01:40:43 PM »
Quote from: deFacto on December  6, 2018, 04:18:02 AM
Unless they rediscover Hazard, they're getting fck all against City
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15177 on: December 6, 2018, 02:25:47 PM »
Quote from: RedSince86 on December  6, 2018, 01:26:52 PM
Saw a report that Hazard agreed personal terms for a summer move to Real.

If true then Chelsea are going to have some job finding a replacement for him.

Chelsea won't get top dollar for him with only a year left on his contract in summer.

In that case, guaranteed he will sign a new deal at Chelsea
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15178 on: December 6, 2018, 02:43:30 PM »
Quote from: RedSince86 on December  6, 2018, 01:26:52 PM
Saw a report that Hazard agreed personal terms for a summer move to Real.

If true then Chelsea are going to have some job finding a replacement for him.

Chelsea won't get top dollar for him with only a year left on his contract in summer.
They're fucked if he leaves as he is the only quality player they have up front. Pedro & Willian are not as good for what they are looking for anymore, Morata is useless and Giroud is going to be too old and his contract runs out.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15179 on: December 7, 2018, 06:33:18 AM »
What has this disgusting bastard Sarri done to Christensen and Hudson-Odoi? I thought Sarri was a developmental voach? He seems like a budget Mourinho in the way he treats young players.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15180 on: December 7, 2018, 07:09:22 AM »
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15181 on: December 7, 2018, 08:17:33 AM »
That was a bit of a freak result at Wolves.  Chelsea should have been 4-5 goals up before Wolves scored the equaliser from a one in a hundred shot.

It was telling how bad Chelsea were though after that goal and they seemed to lack any leadership to grab hold of the game again.  Without looking I don't know who their captain is and nobody in that team really comes across as an obvious candidate.  A far cry from the stooges I used to hate; Terry, Ballack, Lampard, Drogba, Costa etc.

Hopefully Sarri will try to get at Man City as that's the only hope they have.  After a few poor results though I can see them being conservative and taking the inevitable 2-3 goal defeat that comes with such an approach against City.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15182 on: December 7, 2018, 10:14:39 AM »
Quote from: a treeless whopper on December  7, 2018, 06:33:18 AM
What has this disgusting bastard Sarri done to Christensen and Hudson-Odoi? I thought Sarri was a developmental voach? He seems like a budget Mourinho in the way he treats young players.

Disgusting bastard  ;D
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15183 on: December 7, 2018, 11:51:17 AM »
Quote from: a treeless whopper on December  7, 2018, 06:33:18 AM
What has this disgusting bastard Sarri done to Christensen and Hudson-Odoi? I thought Sarri was a developmental voach? He seems like a budget Mourinho in the way he treats young players.

what's happened? Without any context I have no clue what that disgusting bastard has done to them!
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15184 on: December 7, 2018, 12:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Dië Nullfuenfer on December  7, 2018, 11:51:17 AM
what's happened? Without any context I have no clue what that disgusting bastard has done to them!

Hudson-Odoi started and scored in their last Europa game.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15185 on: December 7, 2018, 08:55:49 PM »
He's still a disgusting bastard ;D
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15186 on: December 7, 2018, 08:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Dië Nullfuenfer on December  7, 2018, 11:51:17 AM
what's happened? Without any context I have no clue what that disgusting bastard has done to them!

He's made them eat cig butts.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15187 on: December 7, 2018, 09:05:45 PM »
Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on December  7, 2018, 07:09:22 AM
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She's got something against the way Sarri looks  ;D
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15188 on: December 7, 2018, 09:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Red-Soldier on December  7, 2018, 09:05:45 PM
She's got something against the way Sarri looks  ;D

He has money, there is no need to wear a jumper all the time. And if he has to, at least get one that fits.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15189 on: December 7, 2018, 09:19:12 PM »
I guess Killer has got a point.

He's Italian, He's supposed to dress cool AF.

You can understand why he quit being Lawyer, He probably hated wearing a suit everyday at work. ;D
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15190 on: December 8, 2018, 03:48:20 PM »
Chelsea are a weird side, they have times when they're absolutely shocking, but then they also have a habit of pulling rabbits from a hat when they're not expected to. Hopefully we see them at their best today. Giroud to start ahead of Morata hopefully.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15191 on: December 8, 2018, 07:26:03 PM »
Thank you you vile vile club for doing us a favour v your fellow plastics! And thank you this disgusting bastard for masterminding it xxx
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15192 on: December 8, 2018, 07:26:40 PM »
Great set of lads!!
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15193 on: December 8, 2018, 07:28:29 PM »
Gorbless yer plastic arses, our blue friends.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15194 on: December 8, 2018, 07:28:35 PM »
Superb result, great game, etc., etc.

Now I'm gonna go wash my mouth with Listerine for what In said during the game.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15195 on: December 8, 2018, 07:30:02 PM »
Cheers.

Still a bunch of irredeemable wankers, mind.

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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15196 on: December 8, 2018, 07:33:36 PM »
You wonderful team of kind and tolerable souls.
May your path be blessed and your socks always warm.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15197 on: December 8, 2018, 07:57:24 PM »
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I see hazard went back to being anonymous again, will probably pop back in to form just in time for the match at Anfield.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15198 on: December 9, 2018, 06:34:13 PM »
I've spilt the vile racist discussion in to another thread.
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Re: Chelsea Football Circus
« Reply #15199 on: December 13, 2018, 08:30:27 PM »
UEFA investigating allegations of anti-semetic chanting by their fans tonight.

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