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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #920 on: September 30, 2013, 06:20:29 AM »
Lovely, thanks for the video! What's he saying in the end there? ;D
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Re: Kolo Toure
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #922 on: September 30, 2013, 07:14:02 AM »
Best defensive signing since Sami.

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« Reply #923 on: September 30, 2013, 07:15:31 AM »
He's dangerous at set plays, he defends both his right back and midfield, he'll pass it out of midfield, he'll find a good pass and occasionally goes on a run and beats everyone before shooting.

So far this season as influential as when we signed Gary Mac on a free.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #924 on: September 30, 2013, 07:33:39 AM »
Got to remain in the team regardless of which defender gets dropped. A true leader and an inspired signing.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #925 on: September 30, 2013, 07:38:00 AM »
His celebration after 3rd goal with Rodgers, loved it. What passion and commitment for the club. Brilliant Kolo!
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #926 on: September 30, 2013, 07:44:42 AM »
He posted this on his Instagram:



:lmao

Love this guy. He can be the signing of the season
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #927 on: September 30, 2013, 08:06:20 AM »
He's dangerous at set plays, he defends both his right back and midfield, he'll pass it out of midfield, he'll find a good pass and occasionally goes on a run and beats everyone before shooting.

So far this season as influential as when we signed Gary Mac on a free.

I'm delighted we got him.

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« Reply #928 on: September 30, 2013, 08:34:08 AM »
His celebration after 3rd goal with Rodgers, loved it. What passion and commitment for the club. Brilliant Kolo!

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #929 on: September 30, 2013, 08:47:13 AM »
Guys mental.

Did you see after Liverpool scored their third and Rogers called Toure for a quick celebration and he turned round babbling away like he was possesed. Hes the African Phil Cool of facial expressions.

We all dream of a team of Toures.



Absolutely pissed myself laughing at that...couldn't tell wtf it was about but seriously funny.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #930 on: September 30, 2013, 09:31:07 AM »
He is as mad as a box of frogs, and I fucking love him.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #931 on: September 30, 2013, 09:35:27 AM »
I told you lot that this guy was top, top quality when you were skeptical.

I guess now you see for yourselves.  ;D

Another case of mismanagement by Mancini.

Every time he played for us, he showed why he's an invincible. I think he'd still be a starter for us if the diet pills incident never occured, smh :/. He came back and just couldn't displace Lescott who was in good form..but Mancini seemed to almost forget he existed. Very strange.

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« Reply #932 on: September 30, 2013, 09:40:07 AM »
I told you lot that this guy was top, top quality when you were skeptical.

I guess now you see for yourselves.  ;D

Another case of mismanagement by Mancini.

Every time he played for us, he showed why he's an invincible. I think he'd still be a starter for us if the diet pills incident never occured, smh :/. He came back and just couldn't displace Lescott who was in good form..but Mancini seemed to almost forget he existed. Very strange.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #933 on: September 30, 2013, 09:51:36 AM »
Best piece of business we did in the transfer market, absolutely boss.

Anyone who gives 100% for that gold Liverbird on their chest will get recognised by the fans, but this fella has gone beyond that so far. Love him

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #934 on: September 30, 2013, 09:55:57 AM »
His celebration after 3rd goal with Rodgers, loved it. What passion and commitment for the club. Brilliant Kolo!
Anyone know what he's saying? Look like what he said when he hit the bar against Stoke  :D
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #935 on: September 30, 2013, 10:10:57 AM »
and he's really fast fucker when it needed
Of course, he's a Touré brother!

In one of my early posts, I commented how unlike other 30-summat year olds, he's still got excellent pace.

He outpaced Miyaichi, one of the fastest players in the league when we played Bolton. That day Kolo played right back, and he was doing tricks, stepovers, dribbling his way into the box, popping off shots, and just being an overall threat.

Top quality player, and well rounded to.

One of the best experienced ball-playing centre halves you could ask for! Always passes the ball forward, and can manoeuvre with it under pressure.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #936 on: September 30, 2013, 10:15:53 AM »
I told you lot that this guy was top, top quality when you were skeptical.

I guess now you see for yourselves.  ;D

Another case of mismanagement by Mancini.

Every time he played for us, he showed why he's an invincible. I think he'd still be a starter for us if the diet pills incident never occured, smh :/. He came back and just couldn't displace Lescott who was in good form..but Mancini seemed to almost forget he existed. Very strange.

You did indeed.  The fact you still think so highly of him speaks volumes.

I was worried when we lost Reina who as going to be the positive, up-beat character in the squad.  Kolo more than fits the bill.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #937 on: September 30, 2013, 11:25:28 AM »
Do you remember the time ? I can come up with a GIF if you can help me find when it was

I just saw it again now.

Okay it wasn't as funny on second viewing, I might have had a few to drink at the time.

http://fm.lfc.vn/manutd-full-match-lc3/

81:56
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #938 on: September 30, 2013, 11:32:11 AM »
Someone GIF Toure going off his head when we scored the 3rd please
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #939 on: September 30, 2013, 01:23:53 PM »
How can one man be so bestial and yet so adorable at the same time?

I mean, as much as I'm digging Sakho right now, if he turned up one night in your back garden, you'd very quietly barricade all the doors & windows and just cower under your bed, praying that he went and devoured some other poor family. If it was Kolo, you'd go out there in your dressing gown with a saucer of milk, and give him a little tickle.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #940 on: September 30, 2013, 01:23:54 PM »


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« Reply #941 on: September 30, 2013, 01:24:46 PM »
How can one man be so bestial and yet so adorable at the same time?

I mean, as much as I'm digging Sakho right now, if he turned up one night in your back garden, you'd very quietly barricade all the doors & windows and just cower under your bed, praying that he went and devoured some other poor family. If it was Kolo, you'd go out there in your dressing gown with a saucer of milk, and give him a little tickle.

then with a smile he'd bite your balls off.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #942 on: September 30, 2013, 01:32:47 PM »
sometimes i just want to kiss his head
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #943 on: September 30, 2013, 01:34:55 PM »
then with a smile he'd bite your balls off.
Be totally worth the risk though.


And anyway how could anyone resist - just look at that lickle tickly face... who's a good Kolo, then? Yes, you are! D'awwww :D
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #944 on: September 30, 2013, 01:36:03 PM »
Hes a lad and a half, Shame he doesnt drink. Hed be a right laugh when tipsy
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« Reply #945 on: September 30, 2013, 01:37:32 PM »
I mean, as much as I'm digging Sakho right now, if he turned up one night in your back garden, you'd very quietly barricade all the doors & windows and just cower under your bed, praying that he went and devoured some other poor family. If it was Kolo, you'd go out there in your dressing gown with a saucer of milk, and give him a little tickle.

 ;D

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #947 on: September 30, 2013, 01:48:37 PM »
Both Toure's are great.. City have silent one and we have a mad nutcase. Just love his passion and the way he drives the team. He is showing great leadership skills.
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« Reply #948 on: September 30, 2013, 01:49:36 PM »
MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #949 on: September 30, 2013, 02:38:53 PM »
How can one man be so bestial and yet so adorable at the same time?

I mean, as much as I'm digging Sakho right now, if he turned up one night in your back garden, you'd very quietly barricade all the doors & windows and just cower under your bed, praying that he went and devoured some other poor family. If it was Kolo, you'd go out there in your dressing gown with a saucer of milk, and give him a little tickle.



 :lmao

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #950 on: September 30, 2013, 02:45:29 PM »
I think he says "quelle but... quelle frappe.." whihc means what a goal, what a shot in french... but maybe Im just making this up...

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« Reply #951 on: September 30, 2013, 03:12:15 PM »
I think he says "quelle but... quelle frappe.." whihc means what a goal, what a shot in french... but maybe Im just making this up...
I thought it was YES Liver-pool Liverpool YES!  ;D

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« Reply #952 on: September 30, 2013, 07:34:50 PM »
I just saw it again now.

Okay it wasn't as funny on second viewing, I might have had a few to drink at the time.

http://fm.lfc.vn/manutd-full-match-lc3/

81:56

I dunno mate was still pretty funny :)

Even Wiggy Wayne having a laugh with him. Kolo really does seem to be an all round top bloke and a footballing beast all at the same time.

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« Reply #953 on: September 30, 2013, 07:42:43 PM »
I reckon the first goal he scores at Anfield will get one of the loudest cheers this season. He deserves a goal just for being Toure :D
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« Reply #954 on: September 30, 2013, 07:44:34 PM »



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« Reply #955 on: September 30, 2013, 07:48:20 PM »
;D
Kolo is a breath of fresh air, plays the game the right way, its great to see players with a smile on there face! 

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« Reply #956 on: September 30, 2013, 07:56:54 PM »
Any time we sign someone on a free, there's always a few shouts of "he'll be a cult hero", I remember the same noises for players like Voronin and Jovanovic.

Kolo Toure is that cult signing, I could sing his praises till I was blue in the face, such a brilliant player and person.

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« Reply #957 on: September 30, 2013, 08:14:22 PM »
Is he some sort of throw back? Not a 'modern footballer' in the slightest.

He came to us for reportedly half the money he was getting at City, and I can't remember the last time I saw a player enjoying himself so much playing for us. Maybe God in his second coming?

Looks like he's a player that needs to be needed and loved, and we're giving it to him in spades.

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« Reply #958 on: September 30, 2013, 08:20:32 PM »
Is he some sort of throw back? Not a 'modern footballer' in the slightest.

He came to us for reportedly half the money he was getting at City, and I can't remember the last time I saw a player enjoying himself so much playing for us. Maybe God in his second coming?

Looks like he's a player that needs to be needed and loved, and we're giving it to him in spades.
didn't he cheat on his wife? at least he has that of "modern footballer"  ;D

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« Reply #959 on: September 30, 2013, 08:22:26 PM »
didn't he cheat on his wife? at least he has that of "modern footballer"  ;D

But it wasnt his brother's or a team mates wife so it doesn't count.