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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #680 on: September 1, 2013, 12:13:49 AM »
Really, really, really hope he is able to play tomorrow. It is going to be hard defending RVP with him, never mind without him.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #681 on: September 1, 2013, 01:18:00 AM »
Think it's quite clever how the club hasn't come out and said he'll definately be fit/out for tomorrow.

Means United have only an hour to prepare to face him if he is indeed in and could see Moyes change his initial line-up slightly to accomodate.
True! Even I am puzzled!

I *think* it's worth rushing him back a little bit for this massive game. It is not after all a serious injury, and by next week we'll have two other capable centre backs to give Kolo a rest.

He can make a hell of a difference against Van Persie.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #682 on: September 1, 2013, 05:27:34 AM »
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #683 on: September 1, 2013, 07:02:57 AM »
I'd actually be gutted if we end up benching Kolo to accommodate a new signing. Not a dig at DAgger, but no one can argue that Kolo has been the better of the two so far this season.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #684 on: September 1, 2013, 07:27:25 AM »
Think it's quite clever how the club hasn't come out and said he'll definately be fit/out for tomorrow.

Means United have only an hour to prepare to face him if he is indeed in and could see Moyes change his initial line-up slightly to accomodate.

I wish someone captures expression on Moyes's face when he hears Toure being in starting lineup.  ;D

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #685 on: September 1, 2013, 07:28:13 AM »
I'd actually be gutted if we end up benching Kolo to accommodate a new signing. Not a dig at DAgger, but no one can argue that Kolo has been the better of the two so far this season.

Which new signing?

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #686 on: September 1, 2013, 07:53:37 AM »
both teams playing with the media now...

wont be shocked if both Toure and Rooney starts to be honest.

Naturally pessimistic but we should win this one if the ref doesn't fuck it up but how often does that happen...

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #687 on: September 1, 2013, 09:04:09 AM »
Think it's quite clever how the club hasn't come out and said he'll definately be fit/out for tomorrow.

Means United have only an hour to prepare to face him if he is indeed in and could see Moyes change his initial line-up slightly to accomodate.
Lets be honest, They wont under prep just incase. Any smart manager will train for either circumstance. We can hope theyre preped more for that situation we dont do.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #688 on: September 1, 2013, 09:14:30 AM »
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK


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A smooth groin strain

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #689 on: September 1, 2013, 09:17:50 AM »
True! Even I am puzzled!

I *think* it's worth rushing him back a little bit for this massive game. It is not after all a serious injury, and by next week we'll have two other capable centre backs to give Kolo a rest.

He can make a hell of a difference against Van Persie.

We would appear to have a choice out of two of three injured senior centre backs against Van Persie, so someone's going to be pumped full of pain killers.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #690 on: September 1, 2013, 09:23:20 AM »
Lets be honest, They wont under prep just incase. Any smart manager will train for either circumstance. We can hope theyre preped more for that situation we dont do.
True but how big a difference if any will it make to their preparation if its Toure or Skrtel ?

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #691 on: September 1, 2013, 09:23:46 AM »
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth groin strain

OWW!

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #692 on: September 1, 2013, 10:57:12 AM »
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth groin strain

OWW!
booooooooooooo

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #693 on: September 1, 2013, 12:09:49 PM »
Any smart manager will train for either circumstance.
It's a good job their manager's David Moyes then.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #694 on: September 1, 2013, 09:31:46 PM »
Fantastic from Kolo today, spent a long time before the game signing autographs for the front few rows of the main stand. Made a lot of time for the fans and seemed like a real gent.

Owen then came along with a pen trying to sign stuff - most people weren't all that fussed ;D

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #695 on: September 1, 2013, 09:35:30 PM »
Fantastic from Kolo today, spent a long time before the game signing autographs for the front few rows of the main stand. Made a lot of time for the fans and seemed like a real gent.

Owen then came along with a pen trying to sign stuff - most people weren't all that fussed ;D

Right in front of me all that and got to say kolo was fantastic with all the fans at the front of the paddock . Made sure everyone had a photo , handshakes galoremand autographs even kept going back to people he'd missed . In fairness to owen he did sign loads and loads were after his autograph which bemused me a bit !

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #696 on: September 2, 2013, 05:58:42 AM »
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth groin strain

OWW!

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Smooth Groin Strain
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Toure are you walking
Are you walkin'
Are you walkin'
Toure
Toure are you walkin'
Are you walkin'
Are you walkin'
Toure

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #697 on: September 2, 2013, 07:44:24 PM »
Fantastic from Kolo today, spent a long time before the game signing autographs for the front few rows of the main stand. Made a lot of time for the fans and seemed like a real gent.

Owen then came along with a pen trying to sign stuff - most people weren't all that fussed ;D


Feels like Kolo has been at the club for years rather than a few months preseason.  Really settled in well and the supporters have warmed to him.

Owen on the other hand.....

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #698 on: September 2, 2013, 11:22:14 PM »
@KoloKolotoure28: Training really hard and will be treating every game as if its a final. The fans have been incredible.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #699 on: September 2, 2013, 11:33:39 PM »
@KoloKolotoure28: Training really hard and will be treating every game as if its a final. The fans have been incredible.

You can see the reason why this man has two premier league medals with two different teams.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #700 on: September 2, 2013, 11:37:41 PM »
Replace smooth with small and I'm loving toure are you ok ;p
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #701 on: September 3, 2013, 12:31:14 AM »
Probably best signing of the season fitting nicely to our defence. Hope he can guide Tiago as well.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #702 on: September 3, 2013, 12:53:15 AM »
How long is Kolo out for?
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #703 on: September 3, 2013, 08:23:27 AM »
How long is Kolo out for?

Would love to know this also...

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #704 on: September 3, 2013, 08:32:42 AM »
Would love to know this also...

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #705 on: September 3, 2013, 08:51:24 AM »

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #706 on: September 3, 2013, 08:54:23 AM »
Pretty sure  it was said that if he wasn't fit for the Man utd game he would be for the Swansea game after the international break.  Looking forward to seeing him next to Sakho at the back.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #707 on: September 4, 2013, 01:25:35 AM »
Some geezer got pissed decided to get our new hero's name forever stamped upon him.



Shame the Turkish tattoo artist couldn't spell.

twit

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #708 on: September 4, 2013, 01:36:15 AM »
:lmao

Stupid, but funny story all the same. Especially cuz it's on the foot like. Kolo Touro!

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #709 on: September 5, 2013, 05:30:26 PM »
/snip
Kolo found out about this :lmao
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"@Kolokolotoure28: "@JoshKillner: Can't believe @domjpearson made The Metro with his 'Kolo Touro' tattoo. #lad metro.co.uk/2013/09/04/doh…" I will change my name"
http://twitter.com/KoloKolotoure28/status/375655933546102784

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #710 on: September 5, 2013, 05:52:15 PM »
Is that twitter deffo him? Is so, why doesn't he have more followers?

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #711 on: September 5, 2013, 06:15:25 PM »
Sturridge and Chris Morgan follow him so I'd guess it is him.

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #712 on: September 5, 2013, 06:21:54 PM »
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK
Are You OK, Toure
Toure Are You OK
So, Toure Are You OK

Genius ! Please let's adopt this !

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #713 on: September 5, 2013, 07:13:59 PM »
After that tattoo, I reckon we need a drawn-out chant of "Touro-ooh! Tour-o-ohhh!" :)

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #714 on: September 5, 2013, 10:41:11 PM »
Some geezer got pissed decided to get our new hero's name forever stamped upon him.


And he got invited by Toure to meet him..  :o

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #715 on: September 5, 2013, 10:47:16 PM »
That tattoo is hilarious, what a tit. Re: Kolo's injury, hope we don't rush him back

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #716 on: September 5, 2013, 10:49:30 PM »
Tour-o, Tour-o
Tour-o, Tour-o, Tour-o
Tour-o, Tour-oooooooo
Kolo Tour-o


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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #717 on: September 5, 2013, 11:14:46 PM »
Woah-oh-oh
We've got the toughest defence in the world
With Aly Cissokho, Skrtel and Kolo, Agger and Sakhooo-ohhh

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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #718 on: September 6, 2013, 03:42:56 AM »
He really is great our Kolo.
Must feel good to be here for him as well.
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Re: Kolo Toure
« Reply #719 on: September 6, 2013, 03:44:04 AM »
He really is great our Kolo.
Must feel good to be here for him as well.
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