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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #360 on: May 17, 2017, 04:58:27 PM »

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #361 on: May 17, 2017, 05:05:11 PM »
730 games (including over 100 caps)  - and 319 goals

an outstanding career, well in.


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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #362 on: May 17, 2017, 05:11:55 PM »
730 games (including over 100 caps)  - and 319 goals


Plus that shootout pen against Chelsea, right bang in the corner. Magical stuff.

And a perfectly timed tackle in the Merseyside Derby  :P

Love him.  Happy retirement Dirky lad.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #363 on: May 17, 2017, 05:48:27 PM »
The header that broke Everton hearts when we were down to ten men. Warrior.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #364 on: May 17, 2017, 05:51:23 PM »
Best Dutch player at WC 2010, despite playing left wing for all of it.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #365 on: May 17, 2017, 06:06:55 PM »
Happy retirement Dirk!
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #366 on: May 17, 2017, 06:33:16 PM »
Also loved it when he had a go at Nani when Nani was crying after Carra made that horror tackle.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #367 on: May 17, 2017, 06:37:57 PM »
The last minute penalty at Woodison. The Chelsea penalty. The hat trick against Man United. Not sure which of those was my favourite Dirk moment.

All of them! Always gave his all for our club.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #368 on: May 17, 2017, 08:56:17 PM »
Remember singing the Dirk Kuyt you'll do for me song in Dublin pre season against Celtic few years ago
Fella in charge of Dutch reds came over & gave me his mobile & asked me to give my rendition to the lad on the other end,turns out it was Dirk laughing his head off..
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #369 on: May 17, 2017, 10:55:06 PM »
Haha . . . quality that Rhyl

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #370 on: May 18, 2017, 12:49:04 AM »
What a man, ultimate big game player, never ever gave less than 100%, happy retirement la'
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #371 on: May 18, 2017, 07:55:04 AM »
Legend, nuff said!
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #372 on: May 27, 2017, 12:24:24 PM »
I think people forget just how good he was at taking penalties.  The one against Chelsea in the CL was a cool as you like. Was a My fondest memory of him is absolutely battering John Terry in a PL game at the bridge. A warrior for us and a bloody lovely guy.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #373 on: May 27, 2017, 12:32:06 PM »
Pity he isn't 10 years younger right now and still at our club playing for Klopp,his pressing/workrate and goals would have been amazing.

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Not a bad front 5,a bonafied pressing machine and plenty of goals. :D
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #374 on: August 7, 2017, 09:49:33 AM »
Whats so great about this?. She is  Vivianne Miedema, of the womens world cup winning Dutch National team. Sign him as a scout, quickly.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #375 on: August 7, 2017, 08:03:50 PM »
Remember singing the Dirk Kuyt you'll do for me song in Dublin pre season against Celtic few years ago
Fella in charge of Dutch reds came over & gave me his mobile & asked me to give my rendition to the lad on the other end,turns out it was Dirk laughing his head off..
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #376 on: August 9, 2017, 09:54:15 AM »
Whats so great about this?. She is  Vivianne Miedema, of the womens world cup winning Dutch National team.

And who is the the little girl?  :-X

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #377 on: August 18, 2017, 11:36:00 AM »
11 years ago today he joined us, the crazy dutch b*stard.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #378 on: August 22, 2017, 02:45:16 PM »
Not too fussed about this leak, as with any Therapeutic Use Exemptions (TUEs) the players in question have had permission, so they followed protocols etc, altho havent seen what substances they are. Is strange however that of the 3 players names, 2 have retired and the other, i'm pretty certain, doesnt give a flying fuck  ;D
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #379 on: August 22, 2017, 07:23:27 PM »
Not too fussed about this leak, as with any Therapeutic Use Exemptions (TUEs) the players in question have had permission, so they followed protocols etc, altho havent seen what substances they are. Is strange however that of the 3 players names, 2 have retired and the other, i'm pretty certain, doesnt give a flying fuck  ;D

The Dutch press had the details, it is important to note that this was not a TUE for a ongoing problem or a "allergy", which is what the main complaint when alleging cheating via TUE's. During the world cup in 2010 he had a wisdom tooth extraction in South Africa, the host nation, and got the TUE for dexamethason, a corticosteroid.
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #380 on: August 22, 2017, 07:46:52 PM »
^^^^Yeah read up and as far dirk goes, he had a tooth out, stop the presses. Whats the point in a leak like that as its hardly a hot take?

Edit. Had a text from an LFC friend who knows next to nothing about this story... His take was as follows "well if anyones's gonna put the Hero into Heroin... Its Dirk Kuyt"  :lmao

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #381 on: September 15, 2017, 09:10:13 PM »
Legend, love him to bits
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #382 on: November 20, 2017, 05:41:22 PM »
Love Dirk Kuyt. What a guy! Still refers to Liverpool as "we".

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #383 on: November 20, 2017, 06:40:13 PM »
Love Dirk Kuyt. What a guy! Still refers to Liverpool as "we".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDx-mWM6gkA&feature=youtu.be

Says he still trains 5 times a week ;D
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #384 on: November 21, 2017, 02:16:38 AM »
One of my favorite players, love his attitude,professionalism and work rate.

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #385 on: December 3, 2017, 01:55:51 AM »
Says he still trains 5 times a week ;D

players get fat once they stop....

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #386 on: March 31, 2018, 03:27:55 PM »
https://www.feyenoord.com/news/news-overview/Dirk-Kuyt-awarded-testimonial-at-De-Kuip

Dirk awarded a testimonial at Feyenoord!

Stevie, Carra, and Dudek are going.

Also the likes of Cocu, Van der Vaart, Sneijder, Robben, Frank De Boer are slated to be involved.

Suarez also apparently wants to attend but cites CL final as maybe a conflict.

https://www.fr12.nl/nieuws/46609-imposante-gastenlijst-kuyt-gerrard-kalou-en-sneijder.html

https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/1859482/imposante-gastenlijst-voor-afscheidswedstrijd-dirk-kuyt

(need to translate the articles through Google)
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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #387 on: March 31, 2018, 03:30:25 PM »
https://www.feyenoord.com/news/news-overview/Dirk-Kuyt-awarded-testimonial-at-De-Kuip

Dirk awarded a testimonial at Feyenoord!

Stevie, Carra, and Dudek are going.

Also the likes of Cocu, Van der Vaart, Sneijder, Robben, Frank De Boer are slated to be involved.

Suarez also apparently wants to attend but cites CL final as maybe a conflict.

https://www.fr12.nl/nieuws/46609-imposante-gastenlijst-kuyt-gerrard-kalou-en-sneijder.html

https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/1859482/imposante-gastenlijst-voor-afscheidswedstrijd-dirk-kuyt

(need to translate the articles through Google)

Brilliant for him, a very well deserved testimonial! ;D

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #388 on: April 5, 2018, 07:53:59 PM »
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New season, new beginnings! I am looking forward to be the new head coach of the @Feyenoord Under 19 talents next year. #Feyenoord

Good first step for him! Quite a few of our players from the 06/07 team have stepped into coaching now. Gerrard, Kuyt, Hyypia, Kewell, Bellamy, Zenden, Fowler, etc

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Re: Dirk Kuyt
« Reply #389 on: May 9, 2019, 06:02:42 PM »
Two great nights in a row for Diggly Dirk.