Author Topic: Tips for Interviewees for LFC manager post. 1. How to win over LFC fans (Read 12529 times)

lesknow · « **Reply #80 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:43:05 pm »

Be able to identify a certain type of clergyman at a certain altitude.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #81 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:48:53 pm »

-I want to get the club back to where it belongs.

-I want to win league titles and European Cups.

-One game at a time

-I will not be content with merely winning domestic cups.

theboyspen · « **Reply #82 on:** May 20, 2012, 01:27:54 am »

1. Don't believe you can win over all LFC fans.

That's it.

kevin87 · « **Reply #83 on:** May 20, 2012, 02:34:08 am »

Quote from: WavertreeRed on May 18, 2012, 02:24:27 pm

Do better than 8th in the league & 2 cup finals or the whole ~~fanbase~~ ownership will expect your contract to be terminated immediately

Fixed mate

vicgill · « **Reply #84 on:** May 20, 2012, 09:36:16 am »

Quote from: Regi on May 18, 2012, 01:19:02 pm

Hopefully the majority will give any new man a proper chance as long as he is clear in his vision for the club, and it involves success not survival.
The maniacs screaming murder and going berserk will soon tow the line if the new man's ideas are working.

That is supposing that they understand the new man's ideas

meff · « **Reply #85 on:** May 20, 2012, 12:45:29 pm »

Please don't refer to this club and the task at hand as a "project"

Rusty · « **Reply #86 on:** May 20, 2012, 12:50:45 pm »

Don't rub your face vigorously every time we are losing.

reddd10 · « **Reply #87 on:** May 20, 2012, 02:38:58 pm »

-Say your birthday is on 16th April
-Be about 5ft 9
-Have a goatee beard
-Have a liking for facts

ScouseinDK · « **Reply #88 on:** May 20, 2012, 02:50:23 pm »

that your name is Rafa Benitez

redend · « **Reply #89 on:** May 20, 2012, 04:28:39 pm »

Quote from: Sharado on May 18, 2012, 02:32:03 pm

Come into the first press conference with no trousers on, pissing everywhere and going 'it won't stop it won't stop'. When it does stop just stand there and cry.

That way, it can only get better moving forward and you won't stir up any false hope.

Now that would be a press conference !

RedRedTom · « **Reply #90 on:** May 20, 2012, 09:00:47 pm »

Explain that sometimes it is difficult to see a priest on a mountain of sugar.

kcbworth · « **Reply #91 on:** May 20, 2012, 11:52:47 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on May 19, 2012, 08:48:53 pm

-I want to get the club back to where it belongs.

-I want to win league titles and European Cups.

-One game at a time

-I will not be content with merely winning domestic cups.

That sounds like a list of things to win over the owners. Pretty much everything I've heard over the past few days says that yes... LFC fans will be content merely winning domestic cups.

Great list though... personally that would be a fantastic mantra for any Liverpool manager.

Willafus · « **Reply #92 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:35:26 am »

The first thing you say should be "I am the new manager. fackt."

If you're asked about the progress of Lucas, say "He is a kwality player, like I always knew he would be. Fackt. no?"

Destroy someone if they say man marking is better than zonal marking.

Turn us into a team that everyone fears (again)

Prove everyone wrong. Unfinished business and all that

jimmyred2010 · « **Reply #93 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:37:57 am »

Be Rafa.

Dowling10 · « **Reply #94 on:** May 21, 2012, 12:52:49 am »

Quote from: meff on May 20, 2012, 12:45:29 pm

Please don't refer to this club and the task at hand as a "project"

What's wrong with that?

macca888 · « **Reply #95 on:** May 21, 2012, 02:02:07 am »

Wear a big fuck off cowboy hat and take a gun into the interview with you. Then casually drop into the conversation that you'll threaten to ride any disruptive influences out of town. Those yanks fucking love their guns.

Walk on, walk on · « **Reply #96 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:24:29 am »

Quote from: lesknow on May 19, 2012, 08:43:05 pm

Be able to identify a certain type of clergyman at a certain altitude.

Good enough for me.

Lemieux · « **Reply #97 on:** May 21, 2012, 04:52:22 am »

1. Admit to reading RAWK.
2. Actually read RAWK.
3. Do whatever the fans say, cause they know what's best.

AnfieldRD19 · « **Reply #98 on:** May 21, 2012, 06:26:55 pm »

1. Win
2. Win
3. Praise the supporters whenever you have the chance
4. Win
5. Talk about how special the club is
6. Win

JohnBarnesBigToe · « **Reply #99 on:** May 21, 2012, 08:34:04 pm »

Talk of kwality

And Could He Play · « **Reply #100 on:** May 21, 2012, 08:36:26 pm »

1. mention money ball and soccernomics (al555 had to rob that, quality)
2. Tell the fans 4th place means more than any silverware
3. make sure he gets rid of players that don't get off to flyers (carroll & lucas)
4. play Raheem sterling in every single wingle game.

kcbworth · « **Reply #101 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:47:42 am »

Quote from: And Could He Play on May 21, 2012, 08:36:26 pm

1. mention money ball and soccernomics (al555 had to rob that, quality)
2. Tell the fans 4th place means more than any silverware
3. make sure he gets rid of players that don't get off to flyers (carroll & lucas)
4. play Raheem sterling in every single wingle game.

Interesting. First 2 would patantly not win over the fans, 3 would split, and 4th would be a nailed on way to win over the fans. Covered all your bases

And Could He Play · « **Reply #102 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:52:10 am »

Quote from: kcbworth on May 22, 2012, 12:47:42 am

Interesting. First 2 would patantly not win over the fans, 3 would split, and 4th would be a nailed on way to win over the fans. Covered all your bases

i should get the job

schmev · « **Reply #103 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:54:14 am »

Quote from: BirdBrain on May 18, 2012, 02:40:37 pm

Enter the room with Xabi Alonso in a Liverpool jersey, a biro and a contract. Good start.

That would be near perfect.

oojason · « **Reply #104 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:59:24 am »

Go to the pub and watch some footy on tv with us