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Offline Chazz

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Why, is she any good?

I've heard she's a decent center mid and has a blistering shot from 35 yards out... ;D

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1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city
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This:
1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city
Rafa is my Shankly

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Be Rafa Benitez. Otherwise you're fucked by the looks of it

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To win over the fans he must have a goatee and call himself Rafa.
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Do not rub your face vigorously and then smell your own ass!
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 when in tense situation take the Buddha sitting position.

Offline And Could He Play

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Do better than 8th in the league & 2 cup finals or the whole fanbase will expect your contract to be terminated immediately

this.

whoever the new man is, he will be gone by christmas. poor sod.

unless he wins his first 10 games 10-0
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Don't be a quim.

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Don't use the word "famous" to describe any victory you may achieve.
Approach winning as normal and losing as an exceptional abnormality.
It's a website mate. Names can't be named. If they were, there'd be mutiny. If they aren't, people will scream ... ask for proof. But you will never find 100% proof of anything on here. So, .. look at all evidence, weigh everything up and make a decision.

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Be clean and fresh.

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Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.




That should do nicely.
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Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.




That should do nicely.

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17. Win
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Tell the fans not to expect going to Wembley again because we dont do cups any more.

Tell the fans to expect to see kids and reserves in all cup competitions.

Tell the fans that you expect only to be there one season and then get sacked if you are not in 4th spot.

Tell the fans you dont know the words of YNWA but it doesn't matter, it's just a song.

Tell the fans we live to make money and nothing else matters.

Tell the fans the boot room philosophy and beliefs are old fashioned and PR and media savvy is king now.




That should do nicely.

I think Ian Ayre took you literally tthere.
Will you please kindly refrain from all this rational common sense bollocks.

Someone has said something on a social networking site, so it must be true.

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Be honest.

Be loyal.

Be brave.

Love us properly and we'll probably love you back.
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Be honest.

Be loyal.

Be brave.

Love us properly and we'll probably love you back.

yeah, that'll get the new manager about 4 weeks.
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1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city

I lol'd at #2
All i want to see is Agger on the team sheet and scoring 6 goals with each one celebrated by punching the reporters in the face with his YNWA tattoo.

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Have a goatee and don't look like an owl

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Don't leave Wigan,Swansea or Norwich to join us
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Don't be a quim.

Class word that - "quim" - just class.
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Use the word 'kwality' at least once in every sentence, and end with ',no'.
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Play the 'Do you wonna see a fanny' game, with the interviewer and lock hands....
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Do not show off your football naivety by saying you'd love the chance to work with Tixylix Berghaus.

Or make your first signing Edison Roberto Covonia
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Sit down and say; you may have heard about me before,  I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal, I'm Rafael Benítez.
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1. Ensure you first name is Rafa
2. Don't be a famous Tennis player
3. Despise whiskey nose
4. Make us boss again
5. Respect the fans & city
“I carry them with me: what they would have thought and said and done. Make them a part of who I am. So even though they’re gone from the world they’re never gone from me.”

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Call football "soccer" and then remind the caterwauling reactionaries that the word was invented in the same country as the game (no, not China).

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In all seriousness though:

1. be Rafa
2. if in doubt, see 1

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Martinez has Spanish accent.
Rodgers has an Irish accent.

Why do you think they're in the running?

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Ok listening to fans over the last days:

* Don't try to compete at the top. Trying to compete can only mean all we care about is the CL
* If we win a domestic cup, particularly the first one on offer, stop trying because cups are so much more important than competing at the top
* Don't try to enhance revenues for more investment... money is evil
* Don't be ambitious... when we do poorly, say it's ok and TLW!
* Finish the season going backwards... particularly at home. That's the shit!

I have no idea why people want this, but it's clearly the way based on almost every thread on here over the last 3 days :'(

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Keep both hands well AWAY from your chin/face when you're feeling frustrated/anxious/perplexed.

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1.  Don't speak with an English accent.

2.  Accept most of the media are shite talking dickheads and deal with them accordingly

3.  An impressive first press conference

4. say derogatory things about Mr Alex Ferguson and call everton a small club.


5. Don't slag off Rafa and King Kenny in public, they are both legends.

6. Don't be afraid to put stalwart players out to pasture when they are past their best.
Shame on the English FA, South Yorkshire Police, and The Sun.

Justice for the 96!

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Or make your first signing Edison Roberto Covonia

;D  And do not enquire about taking Yossi Benylin on loan.
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If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Win games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Beat the Mancs: Utd and City
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never let the team miss sitters
Never give us losses to the bitters
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water


I'll get my goat
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1. Praise the fans, as the best in the world
2. Cannot be good friends with Ferguson, meaning willing to stand up against him.
3. Defend the players, and make sure it is a collective fault. Never single out a player for bad performances.
4. Complain about the lack of money or too much obsession with league points whenever possible.