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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #600 on: April 18, 2012, 09:46:15 PM »
Is he at Lille just because its close to London? If he up for playing in Italy could see one of the top half clubs making a move

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #601 on: April 20, 2012, 08:35:38 AM »
If you can't walk in a straight line.... you shouldn't be playing for Liverpool. End of

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #602 on: April 20, 2012, 08:57:11 AM »
He states that the people of Liverpool are on at you all the time...don't know what he means by that like. Anyway, wasn't he tucked away in that house in Formby?
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #603 on: April 20, 2012, 08:59:02 AM »
Maybe he just doesn't know enough french to understand they are calling him a lazy twat?


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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #604 on: April 20, 2012, 09:02:33 AM »


Obviously hope he does go to the Euros. Isn't going to do his value any harm.

He could come away with a very nasty smell though?
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #605 on: April 20, 2012, 09:47:18 AM »
Apparently this nincompoop is on £130,000 a week? And Liverpool are paying about £90,000 of it every week?

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #606 on: April 20, 2012, 10:14:53 AM »
Maybe he just doesn't know enough french to understand they are calling him a lazy twat?


Hahahaha.

Shocking waste of money. How could they have got rid of class and then paid out so much money on wages for this waste.
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #607 on: April 20, 2012, 11:11:11 AM »
Not the player he was and never really played in his best position in a side set up to fail by Hodgson.  In hindsight this signing was doomed from the start!
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #608 on: April 20, 2012, 05:04:39 PM »
Not the player he was and never really played in his best position in a side set up to fail by Hodgson.  In hindsight this signing was doomed from the start!

What do you mean "In hindsight"  ;D

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #609 on: April 20, 2012, 09:08:56 PM »
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #610 on: April 20, 2012, 09:24:12 PM »
Just get rid of the cockney get, just recalling him huffing and puffing after just 10 minutes still makes me fume. For the wages he was on you'd think he'd cut down on the fags.

Oh and he's a waste of space in a red shirt. What he does in an inferior French league were u get more time on the ball has absolutely no bearing. Flog him for good by any means possible!

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #611 on: April 21, 2012, 09:15:32 AM »
Cheeky sod saying people of Liverpool are 'always on at you', well if you're on that much money and playing for a team not supported by plastic flag waving idiots then you should expect a bit of pressure. Dissapointment from day one, not least because of his inability to stay in a game for more than half an hour. Get rid as soon as possible please.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #612 on: April 21, 2012, 09:29:27 AM »
Cheeky sod saying people of Liverpool are 'always on at you', well if you're on that much money and playing for a team not supported by plastic flag waving idiots then you should expect a bit of pressure. Dissapointment from day one, not least because of his inability to stay in a game for more than half an hour. Get rid as soon as possible please.

Hang on. I'm no Joe Cole fan but his comment about the people of Liverpool does have a little more to it!

"In Liverpool the football club is the main thing in city, so there’s no escape. The people are great, don’t get me wrong, lovely people, but they are at you all the time.

It's very SLY SPORTS-esque to pick the bit out that makes his statement sound completely deplorable.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #613 on: April 21, 2012, 09:31:38 AM »
Article in the telegraph today:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/european-championships-2012/9214801/Joe-Cole-Liverpool-was-a-bigger-culture-shock-than-France-and-Ive-not-given-up-hope-on-playing-at-Euros.html

Obviously hope he does go to the Euros. Isn't going to do his value any harm.

You means we might get the value of 5 weeks of his wages back? :)

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #614 on: April 21, 2012, 10:33:34 AM »
You means we might get the value of 5 weeks of his wages back? :)
Not a prayer of him going to the Euros. His legs have gone.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #615 on: April 21, 2012, 10:49:22 AM »
if we don't manage to shift him in the summer then cole actually might be a useful addition to the squad given the amount of games we'll play in europe

Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #616 on: April 21, 2012, 10:59:23 AM »
if we don't manage to shift him in the summer then cole actually might be a useful addition to the squad given the amount of games we'll play in europe
Rather have Spearing or even Eccleston play that role

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #617 on: April 21, 2012, 11:09:04 AM »
if we don't manage to shift him in the summer then cole actually might be a useful addition to the squad given the amount of games we'll play in europe
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #618 on: April 21, 2012, 11:15:35 AM »
Still got more assists and goals here than Downing has :-X

I think the moral of the story is don't buy players for 20m when they're not good enough or for free and put them on 190k a week.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #619 on: April 21, 2012, 11:20:02 AM »
Still got more assists and goals here than Downing has :-X

I think the moral of the story is don't buy players for 20m when they're not good enough or for free and put them on 190k a week.

Completely different league - completely different scenario's.  Joe Cole had 1 decent season at Chelsea and has lived off the spin developed by media hype in him.  Not a poor player at all but by no means the 'legend' some portray him to be.

£190k a week? ???

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #620 on: April 21, 2012, 11:20:55 AM »
if we don't manage to shift him in the summer then cole actually might be a useful addition to the squad given the amount of games we'll play in europe

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #621 on: April 21, 2012, 11:22:37 AM »
Still got more assists and goals here than Downing has :-X

I think the moral of the story is don't buy players for 20m when they're not good enough or for free and put them on 190k a week.

Did Cole score a goal in the Quarter final of the FA cup for us?

Daft all of this Downing doesn't have an assist bollocks because anybody who actually watches our games would know that it's not his fault. He's been average for the majority of the season but he's also put balls on a plate for people who have somehow missed from about 5 yards out.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #622 on: April 21, 2012, 12:10:39 PM »
Did Cole score a goal in the Quarter final of the FA cup for us?

Daft all of this Downing doesn't have an assist bollocks because anybody who actually watches our games would know that it's not his fault. He's been average for the majority of the season but he's also put balls on a plate for people who have somehow missed from about 5 yards out.
You are right with that last comment on Downing. He has put plenty of decent balls in that have not been converted. Carroll's header last week being one prime example. I think that stat also affected his confidence when in reality it is hardly his fault if the strikers keep missing sitters he sets up.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #623 on: April 21, 2012, 02:06:49 PM »
He will come back next season and play a big part in helping us get a top 4 spot.

I'm thinking 6 league goals and around about 10 assists.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #624 on: April 21, 2012, 02:14:43 PM »
John terry is the best defender he has seen technically. Funny how every time I see him play the ball from the back it's a big long hoof up the field.

I hope he is no longer associated with the club come the end of the transfer window.
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #625 on: April 21, 2012, 03:48:19 PM »
Here's the original(?) article if anyone is interested and 3 min video, at least it's an interview he did this week.

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Cole-ne-dit-pas-non/277863

Fair play on him trying to do the interview in French although he has to revert to English eventually.

Also it mentions he's on 340,000 Euros a month, approx £88k a week.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #626 on: April 21, 2012, 04:44:10 PM »
John terry is the best defender he has seen technically. Funny how every time I see him play the ball from the back it's a big long hoof up the field.

Can't have seen much of him then.
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #627 on: April 21, 2012, 04:47:45 PM »
Completely different league - completely different scenario's.  Joe Cole had 1 decent season at Chelsea and has lived off the spin developed by media hype in him.  Not a poor player at all but by no means the 'legend' some portray him to be.

£190k a week? ???

I was exaggerating...

I still stand by what I said. Cole got a lot of shit from our fans but he's not any worse than what we have.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #628 on: April 21, 2012, 06:26:57 PM »
if we don't manage to shift him in the summer then cole actually might be a useful addition to the squad given the amount of games we'll play in europe

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #629 on: April 21, 2012, 09:04:01 PM »
He states that the people of Liverpool are on at you all the time...don't know what he means by that like. Anyway, wasn't he tucked away in that house in Formby?

Probably attention wise.  Ive seen players in Asda and kids are following them around everywhere they go.  Don't think he means it as an insult to us, like he said, the football club is the main thing, so if people see payers out and about, they are probably gonna go up and say something or ask for an autograph/photo.

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #630 on: April 22, 2012, 04:50:59 PM »
Just released a rap video about his time in Liverpool. Deep stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwux1A5hBdQ&feature=branded

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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #631 on: April 22, 2012, 04:51:59 PM »
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #632 on: May 22, 2012, 12:55:45 AM »
Seems to have played very well this season. Could actually be an asset next season. Always thought he deserved more of a chance to be honest.
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Re: Joe Cole on loan to Lille confirmed
« Reply #633 on: May 22, 2012, 12:57:07 AM »