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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12840 on: January 14, 2019, 04:17:13 PM »
The Driscoll brothers, don`t ever forget the Driscoll brothers
And young Towser
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12841 on: January 14, 2019, 04:39:02 PM »

'Newcastle's situation has been poorly assessed by ill-informed and provocative pundits'...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-situation-been-poorly-assessed-13853672 - quite good that from Simon Bid (https://twitter.com/SimonBird_)
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12842 on: January 14, 2019, 06:04:21 PM »
The c*nt has always had an issue with Rafa. Deluded wanker.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12843 on: January 14, 2019, 06:08:30 PM »
Jake Humphrey the intelligent voice of reason

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12844 on: January 14, 2019, 06:39:31 PM »
Mourinho would still be at Man Utd if he only spent his own money on those defenders he wanted.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12845 on: January 14, 2019, 06:44:55 PM »
The c*nt has always had an issue with Rafa. Deluded wanker.

I think he has an issue with foreign coaches generally, the prick has had plenty of snide little digs at Kloppo as well.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12846 on: January 14, 2019, 07:16:24 PM »
Keys is a c*nt. What else is there to understand?
Lest we forget...


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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12847 on: January 14, 2019, 07:22:45 PM »
Has the hairy handed gimp ever disclosed what the “dark forces” at Sky were that lead to his sacking? Or was that, as everyone suspected, just a load of bollocks he threw out in an attempt to downplay his own contemptible behaviour?

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12848 on: January 14, 2019, 07:27:26 PM »
"It was just batter"




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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12849 on: January 14, 2019, 07:36:53 PM »
Ferdinand is sucking Fat Mikes cock because he sells his merchandise in his shops . . . . Richard Keys, this insufferable tit is fucking dead to me.  He's the scum of the earth, he's lower than a snakes belly and his opinions are worthless.  He's finished, he's all washed up and I'm convinced he comes out with all this bullshit so he can get a bit of attention.

Any person who puts Rafa down, or Newcastle United down can go and take a running jump off a cliff as far as I'm concerned.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12850 on: January 14, 2019, 07:48:32 PM »
"It was just batter"




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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12851 on: January 14, 2019, 09:00:06 PM »
And up pops this beaut with what has to be the worst tweet...ever...I know that’s some competition but...

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/1084390897586974720?s=21

And no I don’t follow him! Was on my timeline with people rightly calling him out..although 600+ likes and the top one from a Liverpool “fan”...Twitter is the home of the insane


Some great responses to he hairy handed philanderer, my personal favourite being this one (beneath an image of Partridge speaking into his dictaphone from his Travel Tavern bedroom):

"Idea for a TV show, ask football managers to spend their own money on signing players. We could call it Cashpoint Manager, me and Andy could present with Harry Redknapp. It's our route back Lynn."
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12852 on: January 14, 2019, 10:37:40 PM »
Lest we forget...


His daugter's friend, at a time when his wife had cancer.

Why on earth did his daughter’s friend sleep with him?
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12853 on: January 14, 2019, 10:46:21 PM »
"It was just batter"




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Did he get stung by a bee and get a reaction the fat monkey mitts c*nt.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12854 on: January 14, 2019, 11:25:01 PM »
Why on earth did his daughter’s friend sleep with him?

Just for the banter

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12855 on: January 14, 2019, 11:40:11 PM »
 :o :o :o

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12857 on: Yesterday at 05:37:27 AM »
What?

I know about the Keys Saga, but even Ferdinand?

I had actually felt sympathy for Ferdinand watching his interview where he expressed how hard his wife's death was on him and his children. Would never have imagined him cheating watching that interview.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12858 on: Yesterday at 06:28:42 AM »
Saw an article titled "Either Rio Ferdinand is ignorant, or he represents everything that is wrong with football".

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/sport/2019/01/either-rio-ferdinand-ignorant-or-he-represents-everything-wrong-football

I don't think it's an either-or situation.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12859 on: Yesterday at 08:00:42 AM »
What?
10 women where apparently named out in court in his libel case against the rags .just going from that twitter thread.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12860 on: Yesterday at 08:53:56 AM »
seems he was cheating on her

bastard
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12861 on: Yesterday at 09:52:28 AM »
Away to Blackburn tonight in the Cup.

Rafa says Newcastle will struggle to "have a go" in this season's FA Cup because of their position in the Premier League.

He went on to say he will rotate his squad for the third-round replay  as he did when the teams drew 1-1 at our place.



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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12862 on: Yesterday at 11:30:41 AM »
Should play the corpses tonight. FA Cup is for the Evertons of the world this season at least

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12863 on: Yesterday at 01:30:09 PM »
Saw an article titled "Either Rio Ferdinand is ignorant, or he represents everything that is wrong with football".

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/sport/2019/01/either-rio-ferdinand-ignorant-or-he-represents-everything-wrong-football

I don't think it's an either-or situation.

Good article that - love the last line of it (after highlighting Rio was 'not bothered' about the inaccuracies he had spouted)... 'Ultimately, Rio Ferdinand’s comments are either wilfully ignorant or wilfully biased. So, what, then, are BT Sport paying him for?'
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12864 on: Yesterday at 07:50:22 PM »
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Blackburn vs Newcastle - FA Cup 3rd Round Replay, 7.45pm ko. Game is live on BT Sport 2

TV stations showing the game live around the world (+ great for IPTV etc) - http://www.livesoccertv.com/match/3211351/blackburn-rovers-vs-newcastle-united/

Streams here - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/agbbzh/1945_gmt_blackburn_rovers_vs_newcastle_united/


Blackburn XI: Raya, Bennett, Nyambe, Lenihan, Bell, Reed, Smallwood, Travis, Armstrong, Brereton, Graham.

Newcastle XI: Woodman, Sterry, Fernandez, Clark, Manquillo, Schar, Murphy, Longstaff, Roberts, Ritchie, Joselu.


Longstaff goal for Newcastle on 1 min - https://streamja.com/Er0K & https://streamable.com/cwizv

Roberts goal for Newcastle on 22 mins - https://streamja.com/Kvov & https://streamable.com/az6s6

Armstrong goal for B'burn on 33 mins - https://streamja.com/jWZ7 & https://streamable.com/a0imu

Lenihan goal for B'burn on 45+1 mins - https://streamja.com/5aZZ & https://streamable.com/8r4v6

2-2, half-time - decent game this.

Clarke off injured at h-t, replaced by Lascelles who pulls his hamstring a few minutes later... Hayden replaces him.

Joselu goal on 105+3mins https://streamja.com/ny7O (looked offside - though goal given) & https://streamable.com/uyapw

Perez goal on 106 mins - https://streamja.com/2qZk
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12865 on: Yesterday at 09:29:10 PM »
"It was just batter"




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lardy-arsed cockwomble, Eamonn Holmes has been on the pastries again, I see.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12866 on: Yesterday at 09:29:37 PM »
lardy-arsed cockwomble, lardy-arsed cockwomble, Eamonn Holmes.


EDIT: I had to type that again just to make sure it was auto-corrected.  :lmao
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12869 on: Yesterday at 09:45:14 PM »
Just gone to extra time against Blackburn.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12870 on: Yesterday at 09:51:33 PM »
Why on earth did his daughter’s friend sleep with him?

Don't think there was much sleeping going on

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12871 on: Yesterday at 10:01:39 PM »
Joselu scores in the 17th minute of extra time.

Blackburn 2-3 Newcastle.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12872 on: Yesterday at 10:05:03 PM »
Perez gets one, Blackburn 2-4 Newcastle.

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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12873 on: Yesterday at 10:17:17 PM »
Congrats to the resident Geordies.

Go 'ead Rafa and win a Cup.
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Re: General Newcastle United thread - now with added Benitez
« Reply #12875 on: Today at 12:23:33 AM »
Blackburn were robbed, Newcastle should have had two goals chalked off for offside. Lucky to be through.