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Mens creams and moisturizer
« on: May 20, 2011, 02:56:18 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?

What about foam ? you use foam ?


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 02:57:05 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 02:58:00 PM »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 02:59:15 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?

What about foam ? you use foam ?


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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 03:00:13 PM »
To answer your question, about 4 times a week, and usual it's because of lesbian porn.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 03:01:18 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?

What about foam ? you use foam ?



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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 03:01:46 PM »
This is not exactly what i had planned  ??? i think you all know what i realy mean.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 03:02:25 PM »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 03:04:30 PM »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 03:04:59 PM »
Bill Shankly-"I know this is a sad occasion but I think that Dixie would be amazed that even in death he could draw a bigger crowd than Everton can on a Saturday afternoon"

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 03:05:12 PM »
Is this about involuntary creaming? Surely life is one giant journey to find the right woman to cream you instead.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM »
I do not very often cream myself.

But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?

What about foam ? you use foam ?

This is comedy gold! ;D

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 03:08:32 PM »
Incase some of you are wondering what retin a is  http://surrealhealth.blogspot.com/2007/09/miracle-wrinkle-cream-retin.html
I am male by the way
not sure why i even use it because i dont have wrinkles but what the harm

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 03:09:25 PM »

This thread is already far more entertaining than that rubbish film.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 03:10:14 PM »
I cream myself every night before bed as for the cream its my own special recipe.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 03:10:56 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 03:11:01 PM »
This thread is already far more entertaining than that rubbish film.

Is that the one Andy either loves or hates. It looks incredibly boring, meandering and eventless

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 03:11:53 PM »
I cream myself every night before bed as for the cream its my own special recipe.

soap and water ? not good for your skin.

Dries it out

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 03:13:30 PM »
soap and water ? not good for your skin.

Dries it out

Is it true that if you cream yourself in the shower it can block the sink? Cheers

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 03:16:48 PM »
Is it true that if you cream yourself in the shower it can block the sink? Cheers

Bloody show off. Standing in the shower and ejaculating into the sink. It's onanism, not the bloody Harlem Globe Trotters.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2011, 03:16:50 PM »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
This thread is already far more entertaining than that rubbish film.
Havent even seen it, you know what Im getting at ;D

Best OP Ive seen in a while.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2011, 03:20:04 PM »
soap and water ? not good for your skin.

Dries it out

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2011, 03:23:09 PM »
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2011, 03:25:16 PM »
cream its on the hands, but never on the face.

Prude.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2011, 03:27:49 PM »
If you do plan on creaming the face, you'll benefit from a high protein content.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2011, 03:31:50 PM »
Nivea for men anti aging cream or moisturizer is pretty expensive imo
especially if you consider how cheap it is to make it.
Retin a on the other hand i can get hold of here for bout 3 pounds.
It was made originally for people with acne
it is sceintifically proven to reduce rincles and it helps produce collagen
i am 31 but look like bout 25

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2011, 03:32:27 PM »

 Did you get it off a dispenser on Beach Road at 3am?  ;)
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2011, 03:33:56 PM »
 ???

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2011, 03:34:33 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.

any regrets? ;D

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2011, 03:35:02 PM »
Did you get it off a dispenser on Beach Road at 3am?  ;)

I know what you mean .I do not use there sevices on the street..to many people getting drugged then waking up with all your possesions gone
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2011, 03:35:25 PM »
i am 31 but look like bout 25

I suppose creaming oneself like a teenager can help one look younger.
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »
 :butt i swear i am never going to post my own topic anymore.

i thought as men we could share some of our  beauty secrets

Mods lock this thread and ban all the piss takers
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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2011, 03:38:52 PM »
i am 31 but look like bout 25
  You also look quite feminine.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2011, 03:39:03 PM »
Giggedy gooooooo

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2011, 03:44:38 PM »
Mods lock this thread

Don't be so quick, maybe the mods will want to share their beauty secrets.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2011, 03:45:44 PM »
:butt i swear i am never going to post my own topic anymore.

i thought as men we could share some of our  beauty secrets

Mods lock this thread and ban all the piss takers


I might be quite old fashioned, and i'm in a fairly high testosterne filled job so i suppose that could be why i'm about to say..................I didn't realise that the words 'men' and 'beauty secrets' could appear in the same sentence!!!

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2011, 03:46:26 PM »
Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.

Don't worry mate they have pills for that nowadays. Besides you should let her cream first anyway, it's only gentlemanly.

But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

We all have secrets we shouldn't reveal. Skeletons in the closet if you will. Keep it to yourself. Only tell her if you really trust her. People can be so judgemental.

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

Some girls like it on the face some don't. Don't force the issue. Each to their own.

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

It depends on the my mood really, sometimes you just like to light a few candles and spoil yourself, sometimes time is not on your side and you need a sneaky cream, say at work. Personally I try keep the sneaky ones down to a minimum although crowded shopping centers can be fun (make sure you do it between the change of guard shifts)

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?
I find the coconut blend gets me there faster , strawberry is for my satirical whimsy moments

What about foam ? you use foam ?

Only when I really want to treat myself or she's in the mood.

Any other questions feel free.

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2011, 03:47:01 PM »
when there is only a little cream left, do you squeeze tighter or shake harder?

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Re: Mens creams and moisturizer
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2011, 03:50:53 PM »
Kinell Chakan, you show great experience in factual arguments, a true master debater ;D