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Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« on: March 24, 2011, 11:41:37 AM »
Article below is what happened etc, but just been confirmed he's been jailed for 8 months..

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Manchester City striker Kelvin Etuhu is facing a possible jail term when he appears in court after kicking and punching a man in a street fight outside a casino.
Etuhu, 22, will be in the dock at Warrington Crown Court on Thursday after previously admitting assault occasioning actual bodily harm and affray, at an earlier court hearing.
He was caught on CCTV cameras kicking the victim three times on the ground after he floored him with a punch. The fight broke out after two groups of clubgoers had earlier squared up in the Manchester 235 Casino in the early hours of February 28 last year.

Footage from city centre CCTV showed an incident outside the casino in which Etuhu's girlfriend was knocked to the floor as her partner became involved in a separate brawl.
The Nigerian-born player is a graduate of the Manchester City academy, making his first senior City appearance in September 2007 before being loaned out to Leicester towards the end of that season.
The younger brother of Fulham player Dickson Etuhu, he has also been on loan at Cardiff and Rochdale. He was left out of City's Premier League squad for the 2010/11 season. Etuhu, of Astley, Wigan, is on bail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1369459/Manchester-Citys-Kelvin-Etuhu-court-assault-trial.html

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 11:42:25 AM »
sauce?
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2011, 11:43:12 AM »
What for?
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2011, 11:44:25 AM »
Updated it with an article now.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2011, 11:46:37 AM »
Etuhu, brute.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2011, 12:13:20 PM »
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2011, 01:02:26 PM »
Shouldn't have kicked him on the floor. Should have walked away with a one punch KO.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2011, 01:08:39 PM »
8 months for a punch and a couple of kicks? Nonsense

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2011, 01:19:25 PM »
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2011, 01:59:56 PM »
Etuhu, brute.

Stunning, Nick.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2011, 05:01:15 PM »
8 months for a KO punch and a few kicks fucking nonsense

the system is fucked
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2011, 05:15:51 PM »
8 months for a KO punch and a few kicks fucking nonsense

the system is fucked

yeah coz that can't do any harm

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2011, 05:21:11 PM »
Shouldn't have kicked him on the floor. Should have walked away with a one punch KO.
Yep. The kick was probably the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2011, 05:24:53 PM »
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2011, 05:46:52 PM »
Etuhu, brute.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2011, 06:04:08 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Et_tu,_Brute%3F

I seriously thought this was taught in schools...or did I learn it from somewhere else...
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2011, 06:25:41 PM »
Etuhu, brute.
:wellin

I heard the victim has a broken jaw or something so I don't think the sentence is too much at all.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2011, 06:48:58 PM »
I seriously thought this was taught in schools...or did I learn it from somewhere else...

Really? In what context did you think that was taught in schools? :P

Good pun all the same. Top pun mate.

Sounds like a bastard, that Etuhu. Glad to learn he's been "released from his contract".

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2011, 06:51:44 PM »
I seriously thought this was taught in schools...or did I learn it from somewhere else...

Carry on Cleo.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2011, 06:55:47 PM »
:wellin

I heard the victim has a broken jaw or something so I don't think the sentence is too much at all.

I don't reckon a broken jaw is worthy of 8 months prison at all. I had a mate who had his jaw broken after he got jumped by these lads (they punched him then kicked him on the floor as well, coincidentally) and all they got was a fine. That is definitely too little yes, but I think 8 months is way too much. Especially seeing that it seems to be a one off stupid incident.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »
I don't reckon a broken jaw is worthy of 8 months prison at all. I had a mate who had his jaw broken after he got jumped by these lads (they punched him then kicked him on the floor as well, coincidentally) and all they got was a fine. That is definitely too little yes, but I think 8 months is way too much. Especially seeing that it seems to be a one off stupid incident.

Footballers are viewed as role models, so they are often made an example of....

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2011, 11:07:19 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2011, 11:14:43 PM »
How come Aquilani wasn't in the squad today?

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« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2011, 01:13:09 AM »
:wellin

I heard the victim has a broken jaw or something so I don't think the sentence is too much at all.

The 3 lads were kicked out of a casino after an argument with him but decided to wait outside for him and harass him in his car before they got a good beating

He's provoked by 3 lads and gets 8 months becuase they realise they fucked with the wrong pair
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2011, 09:55:43 AM »
Etuhu, brute.
Outstanding, young Jedi.

His girlfriend was knocked to the floor but did the police Ceasar tu?
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2011, 10:20:11 AM »
The Etuhu Brute is outthere as a classic on RAWK.

However, I take a different take on this. Three dickheads get into an argument with two guys (probably dick heads too) and are thrown out. These three plebes then decide to wait outside for these two to come out so they can beat them up, but realise they fucked with the wrong guys and get a lesson. Good on them. However, Etuhu pays for this with 8 months in jail (the kick that broke the jaw was unnecessary). I wonder what the judge's take on provocation was?  I would be curious to know what the court found on these three by the way.

I guess these lovely three fellas from the hood got a lesson or are they going to be looking for trouble again?

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2011, 10:23:06 AM »
Footballers are viewed as role models, so they are often made an example of....

Nevermind the fact that footballers can usually kick like mules... he could've killed the guy.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2011, 12:03:28 PM »
Etuhu, brute.

You're wasted on RAWK. If Kelvin had made that pun at his hearing, I reckon they would've kissed his jaw-breaking feet.

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« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2011, 03:45:35 AM »
Etuhu, brute.
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« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2011, 03:50:36 AM »
Etuhu, brute.

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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2011, 06:15:25 PM »
8 months for a KO punch and a few kicks fucking nonsense

the system is fucked
Plank!

Nevermind the fact that footballers can usually kick like mules... he could've killed the guy.
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2011, 03:49:08 PM »
Etuhu, brute.

Fantastic.

8 months, I thought it said 8 years at first. Book him and Balotelli in a cage match!
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Re: Kelvin Etuhu jailed for 8 months
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2011, 04:01:21 PM »
Not a hope is he doing 8 months for that,  if thats his first offense.