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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7400 on: January 7, 2011, 01:23:13 AM »
Hahah clarke talking right out of his arse and defending his mates....saying no need for change, keep this squad together..
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7401 on: January 7, 2011, 01:23:18 AM »
Aussie media going to town on them....

"Our Worst XI," headlined the Sydney Morning Herald, as Australia started the final day at 228 for seven in their second innings, still 151 behind England's record first innings of 644.

No Australian team has ever suffered three innings defeats in a single Test series, the newspaper said, calling it "an embarrassment of historic proportions".

"Australia have been given a cricketing education," wrote columnist Peter Roebuck. "If England's victories on home soil were faintly fortuitous then this was the real thing, an execution carried out by an efficient and motivated side."

England look set to win their first series in Australia since 1987, after already retaining the coveted Ashes urn by taking an unbeatable 2-1 lead in the five-Test series.

"Can't bat, can't bowl, can't even think straight," read another Herald headline. "Revolutions have broken out, palaces stormed and coups de grace mounted for less than this," stormed columnist Greg Baum.

"Throughout England resembled a boa constrictor, a reptile that wraps itself around its foe and crushes it until its eyeballs pop out," a front-page opinion piece said.

"Seldom has ruthlessness been as attractively and painfully delivered."
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7402 on: January 7, 2011, 01:23:38 AM »
'we've played some good cricket' from Clarke

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7403 on: January 7, 2011, 01:23:55 AM »
:wellin Straussy
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7404 on: January 7, 2011, 01:24:01 AM »
Poor Clarke looks as though he is going to burst into tears.
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7405 on: January 7, 2011, 01:24:02 AM »
McGrath's looking at Cook and Strauss there thinking "I could still get you out". Shame!

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7406 on: January 7, 2011, 01:24:04 AM »
'we've played some good cricket' from Clarke

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Has a few decent sessions in Perth. ;)
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7407 on: January 7, 2011, 01:24:24 AM »
That's what I really am looking forward to! And the sprinkler!
Oh lord. Cringeworthy doesn't do it justice.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7408 on: January 7, 2011, 01:24:32 AM »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7409 on: January 7, 2011, 01:26:14 AM »
Kurt Russell is your physio?

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« Reply #7410 on: January 7, 2011, 01:27:00 AM »
Amazing :)
The match kicks off in 30 minutes ya silly twat


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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7411 on: January 7, 2011, 01:28:05 AM »


shameful bump but sums it up for me  ;D
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7412 on: January 7, 2011, 01:28:30 AM »
Oh lord. Cringeworthy doesn't do it justice.

Oh no you didn't.


Wait, sprinkler or Nass?
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7413 on: January 7, 2011, 01:28:39 AM »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7414 on: January 7, 2011, 01:29:00 AM »
Anyone else just see Swanny get twatted by a camera?
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7415 on: January 7, 2011, 01:29:51 AM »
McGrath should have been the man to hand over the trophy.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7416 on: January 7, 2011, 01:30:38 AM »
Oh no you didn't.


Wait, sprinkler or Nass?
:D Sprinkler.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7417 on: January 7, 2011, 01:30:45 AM »
Sorry to lower the tone but that banner half reminded me of the joke about Paula Yates being made captain of the England cricket team as she was the only one capable of fucking an Aussie and bringing home the Ashes.

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7418 on: January 7, 2011, 01:31:16 AM »
McGrath should have been the man to hand over the trophy.

He mightn't have wanted to.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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« Reply #7419 on: January 7, 2011, 01:31:24 AM »
Sorry to lower the tone but that banner half reminded me of the joke about Paula Yates being made captain of the England cricket team as she was the only one capable of fucking an Aussie and bringing home the Ashes.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7420 on: January 7, 2011, 01:33:08 AM »
Sorry to lower the tone but that banner half reminded me of the joke about Paula Yates being made captain of the England cricket team as she was the only one capable of fucking an Aussie and bringing home the Ashes.

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« Reply #7421 on: January 7, 2011, 01:33:24 AM »




Where's Arbeloa??




Goodnight all :wave
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7422 on: January 7, 2011, 01:34:30 AM »
Oh i love these lads, wish I could be out there in Sydney getting absolutely hammered from dusk till dusk!
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« Reply #7423 on: January 7, 2011, 01:35:03 AM »
:lmao Brilliant

There was another one about police searching her home and finding Amphetamines in her bedroom, Beta Blockers in the bathroom and Tiger Lily in the kitchen but I wouldn't want to drift off topic!

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« Reply #7424 on: January 7, 2011, 01:35:07 AM »
Oh i love these lads, wish I could be out there in Sydney getting absolutely hammered from dusk till dusk!
Definitely, what a piss up that is gonna be!
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7426 on: January 7, 2011, 01:36:50 AM »
Botham is a little excited!
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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« Reply #7427 on: January 7, 2011, 01:38:05 AM »
Botham is a little excited!
Probably on the beak!
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7428 on: January 7, 2011, 01:40:11 AM »
Next instalment of Swanny's diary should be fun!
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« Reply #7429 on: January 7, 2011, 01:42:22 AM »
Next instalment of Swanny's diary should be fun!

No  it won't, he'll be unconcious.
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7430 on: January 7, 2011, 01:42:23 AM »
Lads and lasses, it's been emotional. I raise a horlicks to you all. What a series.

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« Reply #7431 on: January 7, 2011, 01:42:47 AM »
High 5!
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« Reply #7432 on: January 7, 2011, 01:43:16 AM »
Just love the fact they are all genuine guys

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« Reply #7433 on: January 7, 2011, 01:43:39 AM »
High 5!


Backstop had his fun last night ;D

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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7434 on: January 7, 2011, 01:49:21 AM »
KP :lmao
The match kicks off in 30 minutes ya silly twat


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« Reply #7435 on: January 7, 2011, 01:49:31 AM »
Hahah clarke talking right out of his arse and defending his mates....saying no need for change, keep this squad together..

Haha. He's been watching Hodgson spout shite it seems.

Hughes
Smith
Clarke

Got to go, imo.

Johnson and - although I like the lad - Hilfy's  positions are questionable, too.

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« Reply #7436 on: January 7, 2011, 01:50:24 AM »
Brilliant from KP
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play

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« Reply #7437 on: January 7, 2011, 01:50:27 AM »
Fantastic stuff.  So often over the last 20 years have wondered when we'd next be able to beat these buggers in their back yard.....delighted to have finally seen it.

Entire team have been fantastic......still annoyed about Perth, though!


The OCD part of me is also slightly annoyed we let them get that extra run....would have been great to bowl them out for the same score in each innings.
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Re: Ashes 2010 - squad announcement, warm up's, Tests and ODI's
« Reply #7438 on: January 7, 2011, 01:51:34 AM »
Lads and lasses, it's been emotional. I raise a horlicks to you all. What a series.

And special hurrah for all the Aussie Reds for sticking with it. Can't have been fun at times, but you can imagine what this means to us veteran sufferers over here.

Magical moment. A great team. A fantastic sport. 
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« Reply #7439 on: January 7, 2011, 01:52:48 AM »
Class from KP and Swanny!
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