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Niklas Bendtner
« on: April 5, 2010, 04:48:53 PM »
Im sorry ive bitten my tongue for too long.Ive sat back and watch all these Ibrahimovic,Messi,Higuain threads pop up and turned the blind eye.But David Villa?Im sorry no longer can i ignore such sheer quality which is Niklas Bendter.This is a man who boasts an impressive 34 goals in 121 appearances for the Arsenal.Added to a clinical  record at international with 11 goals in 33 games(a goal every 3 games cmon), in my eyes he is the only man who could ever rival Maraddona,Best, even the great pele.People always call Wayne Rooney the white pele?Is Bendtner the white pele?No im sorry hes just a plain and simple white Niklas Bendtner.Christ the man even makes pink boots look cool.So calm..Give him 8 chances and he might hit the post.




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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #1 on: April 5, 2010, 04:50:57 PM »
you spelt Maradona wrong ;)


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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #2 on: April 5, 2010, 04:51:49 PM »
I'm getting on him to be Top goalscorer E/W at the World Cup @100/1. and yes.. I'm being Serious.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #3 on: April 5, 2010, 04:52:58 PM »
you spelt Maradona wrong ;)



Who cares I spelt bendtner right thats all that matters.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #4 on: April 5, 2010, 04:55:11 PM »
You know, this would be funny, were it not for the fact that he's been more clinical than Rooney this season.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #5 on: April 5, 2010, 04:56:34 PM »
Yeah he seems to be scoring more goals than he stops these days.

Can't thank him enough for that stop on the line in the CL in 2008.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #6 on: April 5, 2010, 04:57:47 PM »
:lmao
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #7 on: April 5, 2010, 04:58:37 PM »
Who cares I spelt bendtner right thats all that matters.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #8 on: April 5, 2010, 04:58:48 PM »
Don't even get me started on this comical excuse for a footballer. He actually makes my blood boil sometimes.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #9 on: April 5, 2010, 04:58:49 PM »
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #10 on: April 5, 2010, 04:59:44 PM »
Please don't tell me I'm the only person on here who'd happily have him as a back up for Torres?

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #11 on: April 5, 2010, 05:00:31 PM »
Please don't tell me I'm the only person on here who'd happily have him as a back up for Torres?

I wouldnt even have him as back up for Robbie KEane.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #12 on: April 5, 2010, 05:00:50 PM »
Don't even get me started on this comical excuse for a footballer. He actually makes my blood boil sometimes.

Gets ya hot and bothered? He is pretty good looking too....

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #13 on: April 5, 2010, 05:00:56 PM »
Please don't tell me I'm the only person on here who'd happily have him as a back up for Torres?

God, if you're fishing you are going to catch a whopper in a minute.

I'm so close to biting and going on a mega rant.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #14 on: April 5, 2010, 05:03:03 PM »
I'd have him as back up. I'm ready for the abuse.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #15 on: April 5, 2010, 05:04:06 PM »
I'd have him as back up. I'm ready for the abuse.

I'd have him as back up as well, but how often do you really need a back up doorstop?

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #16 on: April 5, 2010, 05:04:29 PM »
People taking the piss out of a guy that's kept Arsenals titles hopes alive in recent games and who also has kept their Champions League hopes alive by creating both goals in the Barca game?

But yeah let's all have a laugh while we have fucking Ngog up front missing chances galore while we struggle to qualify for any european competition.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #17 on: April 5, 2010, 05:04:41 PM »
I couldn't be anymore serious.

Anyway, providing this isn't deleted, I look forward to bumping this in three of four seasons and having you added to the person that I find irritating list.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #18 on: April 5, 2010, 05:06:53 PM »
i think he's quick, strong, has a good touch and can hold up the ball. if he could sort out his finishing he'd be a good player. would have him rather than ngog.

i'll never forget his goalline clearance for us though :)
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #19 on: April 5, 2010, 05:07:46 PM »
Please don't tell me I'm the only person on here who'd happily have him as a back up for Torres?

But hes not a backup at arsenal?Hes there main striker?Jesus id happily have Jermaine Defoe as our back up striker,at this moment in time id take robbi.......David Ngogs not all bad :P
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #20 on: April 5, 2010, 05:08:52 PM »
But hes not a backup at arsenal?Hes there main striker?Jesus id happily have Jermaine Defoe as our back up striker,at this moment in time id take robbi.......David Ngogs not all bad :P

He's their main striker by default... RVP is their recognized main man

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #21 on: April 5, 2010, 05:09:23 PM »
But hes not a backup at arsenal?Hes there main striker?

Van Persie's their main striker.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #22 on: April 5, 2010, 05:09:42 PM »
He will get goals i'll give him that. What age is he anyway?
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #23 on: April 5, 2010, 05:10:51 PM »
He will get goals i'll give him that. What age is he anyway?
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« Reply #24 on: April 5, 2010, 05:12:27 PM »
Van Persie's their main striker.

Well they have RVP, Bendtner, Vela, Eduardo & AM in Fabragas, Arshavin, Rosisky, Nasri so a savage attacking force.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #25 on: April 5, 2010, 05:12:54 PM »
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Still young but as i said he will get you goals.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #26 on: April 5, 2010, 05:12:56 PM »
22 years of age, hes had 10 goals this season and 6 assists out of 24 apps. Slag him all you want, but he can score goals.

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« Reply #27 on: April 5, 2010, 05:13:14 PM »
It's more him i have the problem with than his footballing abilities. I'd have him over N'gog but that's about it.
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #28 on: April 5, 2010, 05:13:52 PM »
Still young but as i said he will get you goals.

That he does.... and usually pops up with vital ones

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« Reply #29 on: April 5, 2010, 05:14:09 PM »
22 years of age, hes had 10 goals this season and 6 assists out of 24 apps. Slag him all you want, but he can score goals.

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #30 on: April 5, 2010, 05:14:17 PM »
i think he's quick, strong, has a good touch and can hold up the ball. if he could sort out his finishing he'd be a good player. would have him rather than ngog.

i'll never forget his goalline clearance for us though :)
He is better than N'Gog.

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« Reply #31 on: April 5, 2010, 05:16:01 PM »
I'd have him over NGog every day of the week, don't agree? Couldn't give a toss.

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« Reply #32 on: April 5, 2010, 05:16:22 PM »
I'd have him here in a shot. Like Babel, I think he has the attributes needed, and is gradually putting it all together

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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #33 on: April 5, 2010, 05:19:33 PM »
he only looks good for arsenal because he's their only player who's taller than 5 foot and uses his strength a bit, put him in any other team and he'd look ordinary

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« Reply #34 on: April 5, 2010, 05:21:50 PM »
he only looks good for arsenal because he's their only player who's taller than 5 foot and uses his strength a bit, put him in any other team and he'd look ordinary
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #35 on: April 5, 2010, 05:24:44 PM »
Laughing at the thread, nice one Wardides.

But Bendtner gets the same sort of slagging on here that Ibrahimovic used to. They wouldn't be challenging
for the title without his goals this season.
He comes across as a bit of a tit for a lad of his age but one thing about him is he doesn't give up or put his head down
when he misses.

As Shankly once said about the great Sir Roger Hunt...."'Yes he (Roger) misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.'
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #36 on: April 5, 2010, 05:26:46 PM »
22 years of age, hes had 10 goals this season and 6 assists out of 24 apps. Slag him all you want, but he can score goals.

Thought gooners hated the lad since he acted foolishly as Liverpool's 2nd keeper a few years ago?
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #37 on: April 5, 2010, 05:27:15 PM »
lol. You serious?

yes, he's shite

and please dont compare him to zlatan, like comparing fine wine to pig piss

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« Reply #38 on: April 5, 2010, 05:28:08 PM »
Thought gooners hated the lad since he acted foolishly as Liverpool's 2nd keeper a few years ago?

That was a great performance from him!
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Re: Niklas Bendtner
« Reply #39 on: April 5, 2010, 05:30:47 PM »
"Give him 8 chances and he might hit the post."

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