Author Topic: An homage to genius (Read 7179 times)

Lfsea · « **on:** November 30, 2009, 12:41:21 am »

I salute you.

Quote from: CF999 on November 29, 2009, 11:20:35 pm

probab;y the ownsenbiw game where iis won inbred accented cumnts got fucking shat ojn on their own paycvch. fucking sytpiud cockey cinmts

Quote from: CF999 on November 29, 2009, 11:34:03 pm

Thirtebb. if you weren't such a laxuy bluckjer you wouldx have fucking found it out yerself it's as asilple \SA TYPING HOW MANY POINTS ARE CHELSEA RENT NOY INBRED VERMIN LOBDON CYNTS AHEAD OF LIVERPOOL AT THEM MOMENT INTO GOOGLE

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:22:55 am

i funno aboug you stusy but im'd stick one in her. how about a threesome, you me and staxey?

Quote from: CF999 on November 29, 2009, 11:59:11 pm

I;m as fit as fuck i ouldn't give a fuyckwgat anyone says

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:11:08 am

can't c*nting wait fpt the juve-inyer gme nextw wekk. i have benn thinking for a while since i heard the game is on next wseelk, thaytb this is a the kind og gane wel live for.

i hope that inter twat thew dirt fuckinbg racist nbalck anf white wearing cuynts.

fuyck juvbe'

forza inyteet.

and youth gone wild is the besrt p[osyer on rawjk/.

do dount about it

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:33:49 am

wasn;y that bikjey? he's nopt therea nymlore/ he's at buenl;ey fc

burn;ey fxc arw a football clb. they play for atbe town pof bnurneley/ in yprkshire. fuck me now

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:28:56 am

It;s my biryday next weel. we have sometying in common. dso you fancy meetibg sup sometoime? i reckon we copuld get it off tonghether

Plus posting a 2mb picture of a dildo, and more swear words that you'd get in a series of The Thick of It.

Mouth · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:42:59 am »

And they say a scouse accent is difficult to understand

buzzing · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:45:50 am »

lol seems he went to the boozer after 4

The Gulleysucker · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:47:03 am »

Quote from: lfsea on November 30, 2009, 12:41:21 am

...and more swear words that you'd get in a series of The Thick of It.

But unfortunately, in a non-amusing order.

Tricorder reading says it's life Jim.....but not as we know it.

Mouth · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:48:23 am »

He hasnt finished yet

Mouth · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:53:23 am »

Quote from: lfsea on November 30, 2009, 12:49:15 am

My day had been epically dreadful until I started reading his posts - I've now read the radio station thread.

The radio one is pure class.....

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:46:01 am

what about touy? please no billshittoing her.

MidwestWool · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:56:48 am »

Beat me to starting this thread.

He's been on form today.

Mackeroo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:58:21 am »

Before I opened this thread I just knew it was going to be about CF999. He's fond of the drunken posting. I can't remember who it is, but someone has one of his rants about flies, snakes and St. Patrick as their signature. Brilliant stuff.

Hope the head isn't too bad in the morning mate!

Mouth · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:58:52 am »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 12:33:49 am

wasn;y that bikjey? he's nopt therea nymlore/ he's at buenl;ey fc

burn;ey fxc arw a football clb. they play for atbe town pof bnurneley/ in yprkshire. fuck me now

God that just fucking killed me!

Its also like a bad wiki entry.

buchigo! · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:20:00 am »

wow. it's like one of those iq tests: if dadakgjih is to galkg9h then falkgglj is to...

seriously though. well in CF999.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:22:00 am »

Hes a good lad though,he doesnt offend/insult anyone.he's one of them good drunks

Mouth · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:23:48 am »

He's a brilliant drunk! I think he could give Murph a run for his money.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:24:42 am »

Quote from: Mackeroo on November 30, 2009, 12:58:21 am

Before I opened this thread I just knew it was going to be about CF999. He's fond of the drunken posting. I can't remember who it is, but someone has one of his rants about flies, snakes and St. Patrick as their signature. Brilliant stuff.

Hope the head isn't too bad in the morning mate!

This one?

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fuckibg flies are suchh utter fucking pricks. aparently st/patric took snakes out of itealnd he shoukd take those small c'unts instead

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:25:48 am »

Quote from: Mouth on November 30, 2009, 01:23:48 am

He's a brilliant drunk! I think he could give Murph a run for his money.

Mackeroo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2009, 06:27:12 am »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on November 30, 2009, 01:24:42 am

This one?

That's the one. Class.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:13:23 am »

no idea why but when i read his posts i keep thinking of the Jive scene in Airplane

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

Mouth · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:30:19 pm »

Has he seen this thread yet?

Una cerveza, por favor · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:32:02 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on November 30, 2009, 10:30:19 pm

Has he seen this thread yet?

He is online. Saw him post on another thread.

CF999 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:33:25 pm »

I believe this is unjust incrimination of my personality which was for a period of time, distracted, in a magical world of magically green grass and bright blue skys.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:34:01 pm »

Love this one...

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I;m as fit as fuck i ouldn't give a fuyckwgat anyone says

Phil M · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:34:51 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 10:33:25 pm

I believe this is unjust incrimination of my personality which was for a period of time, distracted, in a magical world of magically green grass and bright blue skys.

skies

CF999 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:38:07 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on November 30, 2009, 10:34:51 pm

skies

Seriously? I genuinely believe you to be incorrect on this particular matter. But we'll go for 5 and leave it at that.

Phil M · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:39:36 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 10:38:07 pm

Seriously? I genuinely believe you to be incorrect on this particular matter. But we'll go for 5 and leave it at that.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_plural_word_form_of_sky

CF999 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:43:38 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on November 30, 2009, 10:39:36 pm

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_plural_word_form_of_sky

Deepest apologies for the unintentional inconvienence caused on my behalf.

Mouth · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:46:31 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 10:33:25 pm

I believe this is unjust incrimination of my personality which was for a period of time, distracted, in a magical world of magically green grass and bright blue skys.

Incrimination?? Nothing of the sort, that was some of the most entertaining posting I've seen for a good long while, genius sir, I applaud you!

Phil M · « **Reply #25 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:48:56 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 10:43:38 pm

Deepest apologies for the unintentional inconvienence caused on my behalf.

Now go back and edit all yesterday's posts. Just kidding, comedy gold.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #26 on:** November 30, 2009, 10:49:07 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 10:43:38 pm

Deepest apologies for the unintentional inconvienence caused on my behalf.

Has someone hacked into your account?

CF999 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:08:51 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on November 30, 2009, 10:49:07 pm

Has someone hacked into your account?

No it's me alright. Just in a good mood and all that, makes for a pleasent change from the ongoing miseries in this life of dispostion.

amir87 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:21:12 pm »

We had a good laugh before the Hatton-Pacquiao fight as well. Actually, it was the most entertaining part of the night.

Ferg · « **Reply #29 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:39:02 pm »

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24/7 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:51:17 pm »

Quote from: CF999 on November 30, 2009, 11:08:51 pm

No it's me alright. Just in a good mood and all that, makes for a pleasent change from the ongoing miseries in this life of dispostion.

I think he's knurd

rowan_d · « **Reply #31 on:** December 1, 2009, 07:48:18 am »

Quote from: amir87 on November 30, 2009, 11:21:12 pm

We had a good laugh before the Hatton-Pacquiao fight as well. Actually, it was the most entertaining part of the night.

You mean aside from Hatton getting knocked the fuck out, and generally being twatted like a good boxer meeting a great one?

Ferg · « **Reply #32 on:** December 1, 2009, 10:46:12 am »

Boxing aside, that was one of the funniest threads ever discussed on the internet.

Mackeroo · « **Reply #33 on:** January 26, 2010, 10:07:03 am »

CF999 is the funniest poster on RAWK after a few bevvies!

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #34 on:** January 26, 2010, 10:12:43 am »

Why couldn't I find this thread last night to add his latest offerings!

buchigo! · « **Reply #35 on:** January 26, 2010, 11:23:33 am »

what did he do last nite?

Ycuzz · « **Reply #36 on:** January 26, 2010, 11:33:33 am »

A fair few good ones from CF999.

pascoli · « **Reply #37 on:** January 26, 2010, 01:28:57 pm »

Now THATS entertainment.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #38 on:** January 26, 2010, 02:07:17 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on January 26, 2010, 01:31:27 am

Is your spell checker set to a different language?

Quote from: CF999 on January 26, 2010, 01:32:50 am

why wuld i neeed a spell checker you singer wool face

JimmyGrunt · « **Reply #39 on:** January 26, 2010, 02:44:48 pm »

Excellent!