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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #200 on: July 23, 2008, 11:07:02 AM »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arlarse

Thank god for that. You arl bastards are all losing your minds.

Also found it here:

http://y2u.co.uk/Liverpool_UK/Liverpool_Scouse_Accent.htm

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #201 on: July 23, 2008, 12:16:36 PM »
No, I can't believe you arl bastards have a different definition for it.

Ask anyone brought up in Liverpool who is my age, and I'm pretty sure they'll all say the same as me.

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #202 on: July 23, 2008, 12:18:35 PM »
arlarse = the crafty one  :)
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #203 on: July 23, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »
No, it was defo a word used to describe someone who has done a bad thing, or the bad thing itself.

For example, if someone kicked a dog outside a shop, he would be an arlarse.

Or, if some lad in school punched a little kid and ripped his blazer, that would be also arlarse.

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #204 on: July 23, 2008, 12:37:47 PM »
Nice one Ted, I do my best...

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #205 on: July 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM »
from the scouse dictionary - Dirty Bastard = a person from Manchester  ;D
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #206 on: July 23, 2008, 12:57:19 PM »
It's one of them words like shite or bollacks that can cover a multitude of things.  And when it's said, it's meaning is whatever context it's said in.
 
Over me life time, it's sort of went from auld arse, to aul arse, to arlarse and in my case, sadly aul fat arse.
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« Reply #207 on: July 23, 2008, 01:01:29 PM »
It's one of them words like shite or bollacks that can cover a multitude of things.  And when it's said, it's meaning is whatever context it's said in.
 
Over me life time, it's sort of went from auld arse, to aul arse, to arlarse and in my case, sadly aul fat arse.

classic..... :lmao :lmao

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #208 on: July 23, 2008, 01:03:34 PM »
She just calls me Hairy Arse now!!!!!!!!!!!! Cow
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #209 on: July 23, 2008, 04:43:45 PM »

Over me life time, it's sort of went from auld arse, to aul arse, to arlarse and in my case, sadly aul fat arse.


I don't think you got the full evolution in there Fats. I'm sure I can remember a period where 'Owlarse' was very popular.
This had nothing to do with owls, it was just the best way to write it in order to give the correct pronounciation.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #210 on: July 23, 2008, 05:35:29 PM »

I don't think you got the full evolution in there Fats. I'm sure I can remember a period where 'Owlarse' was very popular.
This had nothing to do with owls, it was just the best way to write it in order to give the correct pronounciation.

coming from chaucer st in scottie rd, i dont think i can even write it the way i say it!!!!!!!!! the kids are buzzin off me  :duh :duh
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #211 on: July 23, 2008, 05:52:37 PM »
That c*nt Kirkpatrick cost us the Title back in 72, i think when Derby won it,Toshack scored in the last 10 minutes at Highbury,we needed to win and ended up drawing 0-0,Toshack scored and that BALDY TWAT disallowed it for Offside

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« Reply #212 on: July 23, 2008, 06:47:59 PM »

I don't think you got the full evolution in there Fats. I'm sure I can remember a period where 'Owlarse' was very popular.
This had nothing to do with owls, it was just the best way to write it in order to give the correct pronounciation.
Hello Doc. Long time mate.
I think the accent has changed dramatically over me life time. The kids speak so much slower now. And think back to the way the Owlarses spoke when we was kids. If they was still about no one would understand them nowadays.

True story.... I had an Uncle Nick, auld sea farer. He had one of them little plastic hole things in he's neck. Must of had cancer or something.
Anyway when I was a kid he used to stick a ciggie in it and smoke through it, blowing the smoke out of it. I loved watching him.
And I kid you not, when they all used to come back to ours for a bit of a do on a Saturday night, he used to stick the penny whistle in it and play Irish/LOL proddy tunes.

Shame he was a blue nose. They would have loved him on the Kop.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #213 on: July 23, 2008, 08:31:49 PM »
Hello Doc. Long time mate.
I think the accent has changed dramatically over me life time. The kids speak so much slower now. And think back to the way the Owlarses spoke when we was kids. If they was still about no one would understand them nowadays.

True story.... I had an Uncle Nick, auld sea farer. He had one of them little plastic hole things in he's neck. Must of had cancer or something.
Anyway when I was a kid he used to stick a ciggie in it and smoke through it, blowing the smoke out of it. I loved watching him.
And I kid you not, when they all used to come back to ours for a bit of a do on a Saturday night, he used to stick the penny whistle in it and play Irish/LOL proddy tunes.

Shame he was a blue nose. They would have loved him on the Kop.

Fucking classic FS.

Did he play The Sash through it on The 12th too?
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« Reply #214 on: July 23, 2008, 09:43:28 PM »
Yeah Shanks. Nick was sound. He could make a cat laugh. And me family, well, me Ma's side was Orange. They was from Netherfield Rd. I used to March in the Lodge. But me auld fella was catholic and when he became a Commie he put an end to all that.
No wonder I'm so fucked up.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #215 on: July 23, 2008, 09:56:14 PM »
spent all me money and was absolutely bladdered outside wembley in 86 against the shite, every fucker who wasn't bladdered and had monkey boots on was climbin a 100 feet or more and divin in through windows, had to think quick so started cryin and told this bizzy lady that a big fella had mugged me and robbed me ticket, she took me over to the control room at the wembley conference centre and got me a vip pass into the ground, fuckin brilliant and after securing the double ( god bless the king) spent the night in the hotel stevie mcmahons mam & dad were in, everything was sound until on the sunday when the hotel that had 75 bods in, had already done 130 brekkies before 9.30am, the floor crashes had all gone down for breakfast and ate all the food, tommy mc wasnt to pleasesd but normal service was reumed after the bizzies arrived and a good old fashioned scouse whip round was had and the hotel owner was then well happy, happy days la, happy days and a double to boot.
And still want to know who the sneaky fucker was who robbed me sun hat.

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #216 on: July 23, 2008, 10:14:12 PM »
Yeah Shanks. Nick was sound. He could make a cat laugh. And me family, well, me Ma's side was Orange. They was from Netherfield Rd. I used to March in the Lodge. But me auld fella was catholic and when he became a Commie he put an end to all that.
No wonder I'm so fucked up.

Then all of us catholic f*****s moved up from scottie to rothsay square( behind the crescent boozer) on netherfield and me arl grandma said if we looked out of the letter box on a sunday when the scottish pipers were getting ready in the square to march with the lodge, they would poke ar eyes out and all that, tell yer lads am still shit scared when i hear them fuckin bagpipes
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« Reply #217 on: July 23, 2008, 10:45:34 PM »
Hello Doc. Long time mate.
I think the accent has changed dramatically over me life time. The kids speak so much slower now. And think back to the way the Owlarses spoke when we was kids. If they was still about no one would understand them nowadays.




That's a good observation that Fats. They do speak much slower nowadays - and funnily enough, they sing faster.
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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #218 on: July 23, 2008, 10:47:14 PM »

And I kid you not, when they all used to come back to ours for a bit of a do on a Saturday night, he used to stick the penny whistle in it and play Irish/LOL proddy tunes.


Me gran used ter do that with her arse.
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« Reply #219 on: July 23, 2008, 10:47:49 PM »
Then all of us catholic f*****s moved up from scottie to rothsay square( behind the crescent boozer) on netherfield and me arl grandma said if we looked out of the letter box on a sunday when the scottish pipers were getting ready in the square to march with the lodge, they would poke ar eyes out and all that, tell yer lads am still shit scared when i hear them fuckin bagpipes
Did ye fuck,i went to school in Prince Edwin Street,we used to terrorise them King Billy c*nts ;)

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« Reply #220 on: July 23, 2008, 10:50:29 PM »
Did ye fuck,i went to school in Prince Edwin Street,we used to terrorise them King Billy c*nts ;)

is right, like me family in the 4 squares in soho st, yous were all hidin behind the piggeries  ;D ;D :lmao
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« Reply #221 on: July 23, 2008, 10:51:53 PM »
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« Reply #222 on: July 23, 2008, 10:53:04 PM »
is right, like me family in the 4 squares in soho st, yous were all hidin behind the piggeries  ;D ;D :lmao
I went to St Gregs(seniors) St Joeys(juniors) what school did ye go to Ted?

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« Reply #223 on: July 23, 2008, 11:04:06 PM »
I went to St Gregs(seniors) St Joeys(juniors) what school did ye go to Ted?
st joeys, then when they knocked ar slum down, for that fuckin tunnel, spread out like a wilds mans shite and we ended up in the fuckin countryside, leather bottle halewood, could have been worse suppose, not far from fuckin widnes but most of the fam stayed around rothsay and breck rd, kearns still live off william henny
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« Reply #224 on: July 23, 2008, 11:05:52 PM »
st joeys, then when they knocked ar slum down, for that fuckin tunnel, spread out like a wilds mans shite and we ended up in the fuckin countryside, leather bottle halewood, could have been worse suppose, not far from fuckin widnes but most of the fam stayed around rothsay and breck rd, kearns still live off william henny
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« Reply #225 on: July 23, 2008, 11:07:50 PM »
Ted how old are ye?

depends on what type of day am havin,
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« Reply #226 on: July 23, 2008, 11:09:59 PM »
depends on what type of day am havin,
Fuck off Ted,stop playing games,do you remember Ted Norton in St Joeys ;)

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Re: For all the arl arses.
« Reply #227 on: July 23, 2008, 11:10:09 PM »
No, I can't believe you arl bastards have a different definition for it.

Ask anyone brought up in Liverpool who is my age, and I'm pretty sure they'll all say the same as me.

yeah i agree with you mate, but half the time we didnt even say `that was arl-arse` if we seen someone do something shitty, we just used to say `that was `arl-lee` that` or `your an `arl-lee` you`.

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« Reply #228 on: July 23, 2008, 11:12:40 PM »
Fuck off Ted,stop playing games,do you remember Ted Norton in St Joeys ;)
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« Reply #229 on: July 23, 2008, 11:14:14 PM »
Fat harold is a friend of mine if that helps?
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« Reply #230 on: July 23, 2008, 11:19:09 PM »
Fat harold is a friend of mine if that helps?
H used to live in Comus Street when he was younger,punched fuck outta him,many a time 8)

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« Reply #231 on: July 23, 2008, 11:20:03 PM »
lol you know ar billy then, reid and patsy
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« Reply #232 on: July 23, 2008, 11:20:59 PM »
lol you know ar billy then, reid and patsy

arl tell him when i see him  ;D ;D
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« Reply #233 on: July 23, 2008, 11:22:35 PM »
H used to live in Comus Street when he was younger,punched fuck outta him,many a time 8)
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« Reply #234 on: July 23, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »
lol you know ar billy then, reid and patsy
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« Reply #235 on: July 23, 2008, 11:25:56 PM »
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comus st billy reid, patsy etc
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« Reply #236 on: July 23, 2008, 11:26:49 PM »
comus st billy reid, patsy etc
Bunna Reid?

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« Reply #237 on: July 23, 2008, 11:27:42 PM »
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« Reply #238 on: July 23, 2008, 11:32:27 PM »
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« Reply #239 on: July 24, 2008, 12:11:03 AM »

That's a good observation that Fats. They do speak much slower nowadays - and funnily enough, they sing faster.
Me Da told me that when he was a lad, you could tell what part of the city fellas came from by the words they used and the way they said them.
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