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No I did in an act of generosity (stupidity) that cost me £113   :(

To be fair though mine have paid my way for 25 years! And her dad is always first to get a round in at the bar, so I suppose it was overdue... next time I may just forget my wallet!



I didn't think you had a wallet  ... or any sort of liquid currency? I've never seen any evidence of it at any pub, or football ground, that we've ever been to?

Next you'll be telling me you know how to order a round of drinks ...  :o  ;)
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I saw Salif Diao in a bar by the Docks last year.

I didn't ask for an autograph or photo
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Salif Diao was real nice whenever I met him, I met him during his first season in the italian kitchen, he was on the table next to us. He finished his meal, then signed a few autographs for the kids with us, got his picture taken and scramed. Good guy, shit player.
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I saw Salif Diao in a bar by the Docks last year.

I didn't ask for an autograph or photo

So that's where he's working now
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I reckon he probably lives around Sefton Park, Houllier used to go running there and had a swish apartment overlooking the park, I think Sami might have a place there too.

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Salif Diao was real nice whenever I met him, I met him during his first season in the italian kitchen, he was on the table next to us. He finished his meal, then signed a few autographs for the kids with us, got his picture taken and scramed. Good guy, shit player.

was that 'scrammed' or 'screamed'? i'm hoping it's the latter just for the pure randomness of it all :D
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i seen 'god' in the blue bar in the summer . . . it was while all the speculation about him joining cardiff was going on so i asked him to the reply

''no mate would never play for them''

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Saw Ian Beale outside the main stand after the Arsenal game a few weeks ago. He got sum abuse, lol!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!..today at Lime Street?!..tonight at Tasca
« Reply #171 on: November 15, 2007, 04:00:56 PM »
Saw Ian Beale outside the main stand after the Arsenal game a few weeks ago. He got sum abuse, lol!

Adam Woodyatt must be made up that Ian Beale gets all the abuse.  ;)
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Saw Ian Beale outside the main stand after the Arsenal game a few weeks ago. He got sum abuse, lol!

he's always around. saw him at the spurs game few weeks ago.

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Saw Shilpa Shetty (sp?) in a Thai restaurant in Bham last night........lot of hangers on with her!!






Sorry, this is a really. really shit 'spot'.........i must lay off the white wine!
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Saw Shilpa Shetty (sp?) in a Thai restaurant in Bham last night........lot of hangers on with her!!






Sorry, this is a really. really shit 'spot'.........i must lay off the white wine!

She's fitter than momo and pepe though so sounds like a good one to me.
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met Didi Hamman once, was in the bar I work at and even stayed behind for some after hours drinks. He was flanked by several wannabe WAGS and was absolutely leathered. He kept calling my mate Bobby Gillespie.

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Fernando Torres was outside our work this afternoon getting his photo taken!
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Lightning used to live in the same little village as me

see her down the pub a few times with her boyfriend

he was massive,looked like he did weights day and night

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Lightning used to live in the same little village as me

see her down the pub a few times with her boyfriend

he was massive,looked like he did weights day and night

The Gladiator?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!..today at Lime Street?!..tonight at Tasca
« Reply #185 on: November 29, 2007, 09:55:39 PM »
The Gladiator?

I think he meant the entity, you dont want to upset Lightning

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Chirs Eubank blocking the road near Kings Cross. Can just see him through the windscreen.

You must have some super power vision mate, cause I don't see no Eubank :D

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King Kenny watching the Marsaille game in the Sportsbook at the MGM Grand Las Vegas.
Couldn't believe my eyes so had photo taken with him.

Paul Dalglish was also there with a load of mates.

Go on mate, post the pics here please.

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Kenny's son plays professional football in America somewhere I think.

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The horse or the man??

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The horse or the man??

Nobody said anything about Van Nistelrooy ;)

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I saw Parry and Hicks walking throught he sand dunes at Freshfield on Friday - they were holding hands.

proper buzzed off that, nice one :)
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Neil next time you see him, ask him who the fuck he thinks he is.

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Saw Ron Yeats outside the Asda in Huyton yesterday. Took the time to shake his hand and ask him if he was ok :)

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Saw Ron Yeats outside the Asda in Huyton yesterday. Took the time to shake his hand and ask him if he was ok :)

The Horse or the Man?

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First of all, are you likely to see a horse outside Asda in Huyton - no (well not in this weather anyway - it would surely be inside Asda), Asda Aintree maybe, as they may have an aisle or two specifically for horse products.

Secondly, assuming there is a horse outside Asda Huyton and by some freak of nature it possessed a hand (and was prepared to shake said extremity) would it be logical to try and engage it in conversation - I think 'no' also.

Ergo, we are impelled to the conclusion that our intrepid consumer indeed encountered RY the man. Unless of course it was RY the hamster - a friend of mine has a hamster called Ron Yeats and as it happens it does shop at Asda in Huyton but not usually on a Friday.

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