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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #760 on: April 22, 2019, 12:49:34 AM »
Can't wait for him to fuck off to Gringott's bank.
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« Reply #761 on: April 22, 2019, 12:54:41 AM »
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« Reply #762 on: April 22, 2019, 01:55:18 AM »
He's a parody and a predictable bore.
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« Reply #763 on: April 22, 2019, 03:39:46 AM »
Can't wait till these guys check out of the Premier League, but hopefully only mathematically on the last day.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #764 on: April 22, 2019, 04:31:10 AM »
Can’t wait for those c*nts to get relegated - hopefully the racist arl prick doesn’t get another top flight job.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #765 on: April 22, 2019, 05:52:49 AM »
dont like the bloke, think he's a dickhead...
BUT, the more managers that stand up to the incompetent refs the better.
maybe, just maybe, if enough high profile managers kick off in the same vein{rather than biting their tongues to avoid fines/sanctions}then something may be done about it


He’s not standing up to refs. He’s an average manager who uses referee’s decision’s to divert attention from his own deficiencies.

Yesterday’s post match interviews were standard fare. Focus on one goal when you lost by two and have a go at the Mo Salah refereeing decision.

He also constantly shits on his players. The useless prick said he’d love to swap squads with Jürgen. I’ve no doubt Jürgen would make Cardiff a far better team and Colin would turn the best Liverpool squad of a generation into a bang-average mid-table side.


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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #766 on: April 22, 2019, 06:15:47 AM »
He's a parody and a predictable bore.

Still wears footy boots on the sidelines like back in the old days while getting all dressed up with a suit, tie, jacket and a face full of botox as you do as a 70 year old.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #767 on: April 22, 2019, 06:41:59 AM »
He’s not standing up to refs. He’s an average manager who uses referee’s decision’s to divert attention from his own deficiencies.

Yesterday’s post match interviews were standard fare. Focus on one goal when you lost by two and have a go at the Mo Salah refereeing decision.

He also constantly shits on his players. The useless prick said he’d love to swap squads with Jürgen. I’ve no doubt Jürgen would make Cardiff a far better team and Colin would turn the best Liverpool squad of a generation into a bang-average mid-table side.

That's an old comment referring to when he literally and IMO justifiably stood up to the refs.

Shame no more was made of it, the standard of refereeing is awful.

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« Reply #768 on: April 22, 2019, 06:52:39 AM »
That's an old comment referring to when he literally and IMO justifiably stood up to the refs.

Shame no more was made of it, the standard of refereeing is awful.

I know it’s an old quote. Doesn’t change a thing. Colin Wanker is a prick and his views on anything aren’t worth a wank.

And on referees. People were saying last year that refereeing mistakes cost us loads of points. I’ve always said that being a better team is far more important. We’re on 88 points with 3 to play. Did refereeing suddenly get better this year? Or maybe being obsessed with referees is a diversion from the important things like quality players, coaching and team spirit.
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« Reply #769 on: April 22, 2019, 07:00:54 AM »
I know it’s an old quote. Doesn’t change a thing. Colin Wanker is a prick and his views on anything aren’t worth a wank.

And on referees. People were saying last year that refereeing mistakes cost us loads of points. I’ve always said that being a better team is far more important. We’re on 88 points with 3 to play. Did refereeing suddenly get better this year? Or maybe being obsessed with referees is a diversion from the important things like quality players, coaching and team spirit.

Against Leicester Maguire should have been sent off. He then scored the equalizer. Do you think ten man Leicester would have been able to take a point without him on the pitch?

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« Reply #770 on: April 22, 2019, 07:07:43 AM »
Against Leicester Maguire should have been sent off. He then scored the equalizer. Do you think ten man Leicester would have been able to take a point without him on the pitch?

No idea - I’m not psychic.
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« Reply #771 on: April 22, 2019, 07:17:15 AM »
No idea - I’m not psychic.

I am, we win 6-0 and then beat West Ham, the Mancs and Everton with ease.

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Because of shit refereeing, Maguire stays on, scores and changes the direction of the world.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #772 on: April 22, 2019, 09:28:25 AM »
What was all that shit about swapping jobs for a week?

If you saw some bin lorry driver who’s only ever owned a procession of banged up old three wheelers would you give him the keys to your Ferrari so he can pop down to the shops in it?

Our boys would probably just laugh at him and do their own drills anyway.

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« Reply #773 on: April 22, 2019, 11:13:30 AM »
Can't wait till these guys check out of the Premier League, but hopefully only mathematically on the last day.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #774 on: April 22, 2019, 11:26:57 AM »
Must be lots of fun being a fan of a team and feeling excitement only when you win a set piece or a fucking throw in to bombard the ball in the box. Lots of fun.
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« Reply #775 on: April 22, 2019, 11:30:25 AM »
The man is an absolute wanker and a perfect fit for that football club.

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« Reply #776 on: April 22, 2019, 11:36:52 AM »
I know he's an absolute weapon, and as someone else said he's a parody of himself, but you wonder what people are like outside of football. I was talking to a lad I know yesterday and him and his football team (plays at a half decent level) went to Wembley for a tournament last summer. In the hotel they bump into Warnock who asks why they are there and wishes them luck etc. 15 Scouse lads taking the piss and talking about football but apparently he was a good laugh.


A couple of days later when they go to check out their tabs had all been paid for by none other than Livia Soprano him/herself. They won the tournament as it happens and he went ouf of his way to find them and say well done. A prick, no doubt, but they are humans. I've heard the same kind of stories about David Moyes as my auntie used to work at Goodison in the players lounge. Generous as fuck, boss fella apprently.




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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #777 on: April 22, 2019, 11:51:53 AM »
Conversely there are apparently placid footballers who shag their sister-in-laws. For years.

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« Reply #778 on: April 22, 2019, 12:23:57 PM »
I know he's an absolute weapon, and as someone else said he's a parody of himself, but you wonder what people are like outside of football. I was talking to a lad I know yesterday and him and his football team (plays at a half decent level) went to Wembley for a tournament last summer. In the hotel they bump into Warnock who asks why they are there and wishes them luck etc. 15 Scouse lads taking the piss and talking about football but apparently he was a good laugh.


A couple of days later when they go to check out their tabs had all been paid for by none other than Livia Soprano him/herself. They won the tournament as it happens and he went ouf of his way to find them and say well done. A prick, no doubt, but they are humans. I've heard the same kind of stories about David Moyes as my auntie used to work at Goodison in the players lounge. Generous as fuck, boss fella apprently.





Think the above are great points. We are only exposed to a tiny sliver of these people’s lives. I know it fits the supporting narrative to call them pricks if that’s what we see (and I’ve been calling warnock a c*nt more times than I can count the past 24 hours) BUT. Giggseh an obvious example of someone massively respected on the pitch, but is a genuine piece of shit human being... and our very own Luis Suarez who is hated in most circles, but by all accounts is a really lovely guy.

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« Reply #779 on: April 22, 2019, 12:47:54 PM »
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #780 on: April 22, 2019, 01:39:27 PM »
He's a fucking wanker. Going on about Mo doing a 9.9 dive like he's done a leap in mid air Kane special, when all he did was fall to the floor after being manhandled for a good 10 seconds. But yeah, keeps the Mo diving narrative going, cheers for that Colin, now fuck off to the Championship. :wanker
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« Reply #781 on: April 22, 2019, 01:57:18 PM »
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« Reply #782 on: April 22, 2019, 02:17:21 PM »
I know he's an absolute weapon, and as someone else said he's a parody of himself, but you wonder what people are like outside of football. I was talking to a lad I know yesterday and him and his football team (plays at a half decent level) went to Wembley for a tournament last summer. In the hotel they bump into Warnock who asks why they are there and wishes them luck etc. 15 Scouse lads taking the piss and talking about football but apparently he was a good laugh.


A couple of days later when they go to check out their tabs had all been paid for by none other than Livia Soprano him/herself. They won the tournament as it happens and he went ouf of his way to find them and say well done. A prick, no doubt, but they are humans. I've heard the same kind of stories about David Moyes as my auntie used to work at Goodison in the players lounge. Generous as fuck, boss fella apprently.

Probably embezzling funds from gringotts to do so.  ;D

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« Reply #783 on: April 22, 2019, 02:27:36 PM »
Probably embezzling funds from gringotts to do so.  ;D


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« Reply #784 on: April 22, 2019, 02:33:26 PM »
Funny as fuck watching him explode on the touchline. I bet he didn't sleep last night because of that pen.
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« Reply #785 on: April 22, 2019, 03:04:45 PM »
Funny as fuck watching him explode on the touchline. I bet he didn't sleep last night because of that pen.
Funny thing is, imagine for a moment that we were 1-0 up yesterday then that very same incident happens in our box instead of theirs. Van Dijk plays octopus and wraps himself all over their striker, clearly impeding him. Their striker eventually goes down.

Looking on from the touchline Warnock is screaming for a penalty. He's absolutely raging there. Stonewaller, cast-iron etc.
When quizzed on it later he goes on about how you just can't do that kind of thing in the box without getting punished. The fact his player eventually went down "easily" is irrelevant because the foul had already been committed before the fall.

If his team do not get that penalty against us he goes absolutely nuclear, claiming that the big clubs get the favourable decisions from referees and bleats on about how unjust life is.

On a wider note, it's mad how so many people seem to believe the offence was committed when Salah went down and not before. If so, are they saying it's ok for a defender to rag an attacker all over the box? I ask because when Everton got that ridiculous penalty at Anfield after their player barged into ours, we were all told you can't do that in the box and it's a clear pen. If that's so, yesterday's assault on Salah was about three pens in one. The penalty offence was done and dusted long before Salah had had enough and went down.

But anyway, if that was the other way around yesterday at 0-1, Warnock goes apeshit, says how unjust it is that his side were not awarded a clear penalty, moans about how fortune favours the big clubs then says how the game would have been completely different if they'd have got the pen and potential goal at such a crucial time in the game.
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« Reply #786 on: April 22, 2019, 03:26:48 PM »
Just had to say that Colin Wanker is my favourite nickname on this site.

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« Reply #787 on: April 22, 2019, 04:20:25 PM »
If he and his team were any good, then they wouldn't be in the bottom 3. The league don't lie. He can moan about dodgy decisions, referees and everything but the bottom line is, both his management and his team are shite. Plus he's got no eyebrows and shaves his sideburns right off. He'd have a mullet if he could. He is so 1980's and so is his team. Prob smells of Brut and would wear speedos. Listens to T'Pau and thinks Chris Rea rocks.
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« Reply #788 on: April 22, 2019, 04:23:59 PM »
Just had to say that Colin Wanker is my favourite nickname on this site.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #789 on: April 22, 2019, 04:30:29 PM »
If he and his team were any good, then they wouldn't be in the bottom 3. The league don't lie. He can moan about dodgy decisions, referees and everything but the bottom line is, both his management and his team are shite. Plus he's got no eyebrows and shaves his sideburns right off. He'd have a mullet if he could. He is so 1980's and so is his team. Prob smells of Brut and would wear speedos. Listens to T'Pau and thinks Chris Rea rocks.

Has neither heart nor soul, though...
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« Reply #790 on: April 22, 2019, 05:19:32 PM »
Glad Mo went down.  Good to see us play dirty.  Snide players get away with that shit against us way too often because we play fair far too often. 

Same reason rivals raged against Suarez.  He was a cnut, but he was OUR cnut.  And Mo is about as polar opposite on the pitch compared to Luis as you can get.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #791 on: April 22, 2019, 05:20:11 PM »
Think the above are great points. We are only exposed to a tiny sliver of these people’s lives. I know it fits the supporting narrative to call them pricks if that’s what we see (and I’ve been calling warnock a c*nt more times than I can count the past 24 hours) BUT. Giggseh an obvious example of someone massively respected on the pitch, but is a genuine piece of shit human being... and our very own Luis Suarez who is hated in most circles, but by all accounts is a really lovely guy.

Excellent post, as is the one you quoted. Warnock is a bit of a tit. But fairly harmless.
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« Reply #792 on: April 22, 2019, 05:44:08 PM »
He's a fucking wanker. Going on about Mo doing a 9.9 dive like he's done a leap in mid air Kane special, when all he did was fall to the floor after being manhandled for a good 10 seconds. But yeah, keeps the Mo diving narrative going, cheers for that Colin, now fuck off to the Championship. :wanker






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« Reply #793 on: April 22, 2019, 10:39:46 PM »
Twat.  :wanker
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« Reply #794 on: April 22, 2019, 11:05:44 PM »
Horrible UKIP supporting arrogant wanker.  Let him stew in his own juices.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #795 on: April 23, 2019, 08:24:43 AM »
Their fans were very weird. They cheered their 30 second time-wasting throw-ins like they`d scored a goal.
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« Reply #796 on: April 23, 2019, 08:46:02 AM »
Their fans were very weird. They cheered their 30 second time-wasting throw-ins like they`d scored a goal.

They love a line out down there.

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« Reply #797 on: April 23, 2019, 08:51:20 AM »
Can't wait for him to fuck off to Gringott's bank.

Made me chuckle that. Now I cant see Harry Potter without imagining Warnock.

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« Reply #798 on: April 23, 2019, 04:59:52 PM »
What was all that shit about swapping jobs for a week?

If you saw some bin lorry driver who’s only ever owned a procession of banged up old three wheelers would you give him the keys to your Ferrari so he can pop down to the shops in it?

Our boys would probably just laugh at him and do their own drills anyway.
Also shows a complete lack of knowledge because Klopp has been in his situation at Mainz but he was a good enough manager to bring that team back up, establish them in the top flight and move on to bigger and better things at Dortmund and now Liverpool.
Their fans were very weird. They cheered their 30 second time-wasting throw-ins like they`d scored a goal.
Also heard them singing the Three Lions song like any Liverpool fans are bothered about that