Author Topic: Mohamed Salah - FWA and PFA Player of the Year Signs New 5 Yr Deal  (Read 865306 times)

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #200 on: June 22, 2017, 10:30:35 PM »
Not to mention the tattoo on his totally different skin coloured left wrist :lmao

Sad. The smoothness of his hands is also a dead giveaway.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #201 on: June 22, 2017, 10:31:36 PM »
Brilliant signing. The best the club have made apart from mane for ages. Also for £34.3m what a fucking bargain.

Credit where credit is due. This guy is real deal. We asked for another Mane. We have one. Simple as that. Well done to all involved and what a price too £34.3m in this market is amazing.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #202 on: June 22, 2017, 10:32:29 PM »
ooooooohhhh, we had the lean but for me it's the badly photoshopped 'welcome' posters that make it official.

You ungrateful little bastard.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #203 on: June 22, 2017, 10:33:14 PM »
Thank Christ.

That was interminable.

Please be really good.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #204 on: June 22, 2017, 10:33:32 PM »
this kids goal scoring from attacking midfield is unbelievable.

If we can get 0.5 g/90 out of him on one side and Mane on the other ........ the floodgates are open

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #205 on: June 22, 2017, 10:33:47 PM »
You ungrateful little bastard.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #206 on: June 22, 2017, 10:33:58 PM »
Love these surprise signings that come out of the blue.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #207 on: June 22, 2017, 10:34:03 PM »
Of course there's a lean.


Thank goodness for that...
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #208 on: June 22, 2017, 10:36:12 PM »
That red shirt is gorgeous.

Good luck to him here. He's got everything he needs to be very, very good with us.

I wonder if the players really like it loads too as they are all wearing their on holidays, Karius, Phil and now Origi is walking around Central Park with one on... so weird seeing the players wearing it casually like a normal person but I love it!

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #209 on: June 22, 2017, 10:36:51 PM »
#AnnouncedSalah

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #210 on: June 22, 2017, 10:37:32 PM »


An old tradition is returning.

Thought he'd be wearing Pharaoh trousers...

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #211 on: June 22, 2017, 10:37:54 PM »
All the Mancs and the Bitter twats will shout 'uh oh, there's Mo, no way no way-ohhhh', scores like an Egyptian.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #212 on: June 22, 2017, 10:38:22 PM »
Mo Salah?

I think FSG are just trying to curry favour with the fans.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #213 on: June 22, 2017, 10:38:49 PM »


Here's a lean. Kinda.

Guy at the back right is telling the camera man to make sure he's filming when Salah is at terminal lean.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #214 on: June 22, 2017, 10:39:17 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #215 on: June 22, 2017, 10:39:34 PM »
Great to see him in the red shirt. Surely we can't fuck this up now.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #216 on: June 22, 2017, 10:40:43 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #218 on: June 22, 2017, 10:42:02 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.

Does it even matter?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #219 on: June 22, 2017, 10:42:15 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.

After starting this sentence I quickly decided that actually I'm speechless  >:(

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« Reply #220 on: June 22, 2017, 10:43:13 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.
I think its great hes keeping out of the limelight. We dont want another one like ayre. In the background but doing the job he's payed to do
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #221 on: June 22, 2017, 10:43:13 PM »
Does it even matter?

It's a game about rich lads kicking a ball about. None of it matters. I just found it interesting.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #222 on: June 22, 2017, 10:44:02 PM »
Now all we need is a pyramid fielders....

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #223 on: June 22, 2017, 10:45:12 PM »
Of course there's a lean.



Isn't that Mignolets picture?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #224 on: June 22, 2017, 10:46:42 PM »
It's a game about rich lads kicking a ball about. None of it matters. I just found it interesting.

That ought to appear as a pop up window every time someone logs on to this site.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #225 on: June 22, 2017, 10:46:46 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.

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« Reply #226 on: June 22, 2017, 10:47:58 PM »
Interesting that there isn't a single club official in any of the photos with our new club record signing. Edwards may not like the spotlight but if you are going to be sporting director at one of the worlds biggest club then you should get used to it.

Not really important but I don't know what other clubs equivalent officials look like.

The club seems to be keeping it all low key, no scarves, standing on the pitch (just realised he can't as it currently looks like a bomb site) hoping to avoid antagonising anyone. Particularly Southhampton.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #227 on: June 22, 2017, 10:48:29 PM »
Anyone liquored up just smiling at this signing? Feels pretty good don't it :scarf
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #228 on: June 22, 2017, 10:48:40 PM »
Great signing. The combination of Mane, Firmino and Salah upfront, with Coutinho providing the passes from midfield, would be absolutely lethal for us next season.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #229 on: June 22, 2017, 10:49:17 PM »
Welcome to Liverpool Mo Salah. What an attacking set up we'll have for next season.  ;D
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« Reply #230 on: June 22, 2017, 10:49:44 PM »
Not really important but I don't know what other clubs equivalent officials look like.

The club seems to be keeping it all low key, no scarves, standing on the pitch (just realised he can't as it currently looks like a bomb site) hoping to avoid antagonising anyone. Particularly Southhampton.

Why would that antagonise anyone and why would it mainly antagonise Southampton?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #231 on: June 22, 2017, 10:52:47 PM »

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« Reply #232 on: June 22, 2017, 10:53:18 PM »

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #233 on: June 22, 2017, 10:53:39 PM »
It's a game about rich lads kicking a ball about. None of it matters. I just found it interesting.

It's cos no one really wants to see them, the only one that people would like is him and Kloppo, but he's not in Liverpool, so that will have to wait.

I agree though, it is worth a mention, cos they don't do those manager and player pics anymore do they. Did they do them when Rodgers was manager? I honestly can't remember.

 
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #234 on: June 22, 2017, 10:54:17 PM »


Wow, those are some good photoshop skills! You would never know that it was originally Salah!

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« Reply #235 on: June 22, 2017, 10:54:36 PM »
I wonder if he'll be at the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury tomorrow  :-\

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #236 on: June 22, 2017, 10:59:23 PM »
Why would that antagonise anyone and why would it mainly antagonise Southampton?

It was intended to be a bit tongue in cheek.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #237 on: June 22, 2017, 11:00:58 PM »


An old tradition is returning.

That left leg is a bit suspect ... state of that knee ... there's a big bit missing  :o

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #238 on: June 22, 2017, 11:01:03 PM »
Has thi been asked?

Why M.Salah?

Why not just Salah, on the shirt?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #239 on: June 22, 2017, 11:02:46 PM »
Ya know what, this lad really really wanted to play for us and I honestly feel he'll tear it up because of whats gone in the past, he is a Red.
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