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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26720 on: April 24, 2019, 05:00:52 AM »
Mental odds, really.

Hard to see anything but a City win, but it is a derby, United do have a few handy players and City look very beatable (drawable is fine too). Its said time and time again, but they need to withstand the early City attacking barrage. If they can get to the 60th minute without conceding somehow, they have a great chance. City are so used to going up early in the game and having everything their own way. We need United to get right in their faces from the off.

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« Reply #26721 on: April 24, 2019, 05:37:49 AM »
Can we change the title to include Disneyland FC somehow. I think this needs to be a thing.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26722 on: April 24, 2019, 05:39:39 AM »
Just a draw guys, that's all we need from you.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26723 on: April 24, 2019, 06:00:29 AM »
Just a draw guys, that's all we need from you.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26724 on: April 24, 2019, 06:01:14 AM »
United are 6/1 with the bookies. Their biggest home price in premier league history. And to be fair city look over priced at 4/9. It's buying money.

Between Pickford in the Darby, the missed City pen, the free header from 2 yards yesterday and 1000 other things all season, United at their longest home odds in history to win us the title is almost a sure bet.

Shanks is intervening in these moments while Bob temporarily inhabits ex Liverpool managers when they play city and gets points off them.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26725 on: April 24, 2019, 06:02:32 AM »
They're getting dicked raw.

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« Reply #26726 on: April 24, 2019, 06:14:05 AM »
Well, yes, but a drubbing coiuldn't hurt...

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26727 on: April 24, 2019, 06:30:30 AM »
6/1 !


Fucking hell

That’s league 1 vs PL in the FA cup odds.   No one thinks Manchester United will win.  Not even them. What an utter shit show they have become.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26728 on: April 24, 2019, 06:42:38 AM »
If they don't finish in the top4, i bet DeGea is going to ask 800k a week if they want him to stay, and Madrid won't offer anything higher than 20mil for unhappy Pogba who doesn't want to play in Europa.

Long term, that will damage them more than us. They are just too dumb to see that.
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« Reply #26729 on: April 24, 2019, 07:21:17 AM »
I've not watched any of City's 10 game winning run so tonight I'll be watching as just checking the score at FT has just brought shit luck so far.

Some have said the title won't be decided tonight - I disagree as I cannot see City dropping points in their last three after the boost of a derby win. I get it's not over til it's over etc. but I remember 2009 and 2014 too well when our rivals just kept winning in uncanny fashion. We're long overdue a rival fucking up in the run in.

The silver lining if United lose is that's likely them fucked for next season, but that would be scant consolation.

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« Reply #26730 on: April 24, 2019, 07:58:56 AM »
4 managers in 6 years, 3 quarters of a billion quid spent on players, yet they're 6/1 playing at home to their neighbors and facing the prospect of failing to qualify for the champions league 

As great and all as that is, I would happily welcome them into the champions league next season if they were to do us a favor tonight
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« Reply #26731 on: April 24, 2019, 08:00:30 AM »
Fuck me, the cheer leader has now started telling the world about his players having the United "DNA"  ::)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48021121

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« Reply #26732 on: April 24, 2019, 08:01:03 AM »
C'mon Ole, grow a pair. Tell Pogba to stop parking in your spot at Carrington and get out there and take points off City.

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« Reply #26733 on: April 24, 2019, 08:07:21 AM »
Sole sex to give us erection tonight?

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« Reply #26734 on: April 24, 2019, 08:10:54 AM »
OGS definitely needs a result, he's out the door if this keeps up and they miss out on the Champions league. Although, I did hear an interview with him on the news this morning where he basically said (paraphrasing) "City are a top team, we need to deal with the problems they present... and of course cause some of our own." Sounded an awful lot like they were going to play "The Brighton Way" to me.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26735 on: April 24, 2019, 08:15:30 AM »
If they don't finish in the top4, i bet DeGea is going to ask 800k a week if they want him to stay, and Madrid won't offer anything higher than 20mil for unhappy Pogba who doesn't want to play in Europa.

De Gea has not yet signed his contract extension. His contract is up in June 2019. I am not sure if that 1 year extension has been agreed.

Or so says transfermarkt.

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« Reply #26736 on: April 24, 2019, 08:19:25 AM »
We've got Sanchez, Paul Pogba and Freeeddddd...

Come on men, a little pride tonight!

As for DDG, there arent too many places for him to go. And places where he will make as much as he will make, at United.
PSG and Juve...but Juve surely cant keep wildly overpaying wages for free agents. Even if they are, free agents.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26737 on: April 24, 2019, 08:20:06 AM »
I reckon the roars from Liverpool every time United get something will be more responsible for the atmosphere in old Trafford than the home fans.
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« Reply #26738 on: April 24, 2019, 08:21:01 AM »
Feels WE are in a cup final ........
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« Reply #26739 on: April 24, 2019, 08:35:57 AM »
This shower of useless c*nts will get beat 6-0 the night.     :P
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« Reply #26740 on: April 24, 2019, 08:38:02 AM »
Seems Pep is upset (bless) about Ole calling them out for being dirty bastards.
Using stats about possession to rubbish their claims.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26741 on: April 24, 2019, 08:38:18 AM »
Utd can't compete so it'll just be all out cripple other players time, who's getting sent off?

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26742 on: April 24, 2019, 08:39:10 AM »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

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« Reply #26743 on: April 24, 2019, 08:41:47 AM »
Utd can't compete so it'll just be all out cripple other players time, who's getting sent off?

Young, Smalling, McTominay. Probably not in that order.  ;D

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« Reply #26744 on: April 24, 2019, 08:45:57 AM »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

That's what's being reported. They're the minnows of Manchester and heading for a run of 7 losses from 9 games. Yet many of their fans will be cheering for Abu Dhabi tonight.

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« Reply #26745 on: April 24, 2019, 08:52:43 AM »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?





I just saw Ed Woodward going into Ladbrokes with the United payroll, he told me this has been their funding plan to pay for next season by lumping 50 million quid on a 6/1 outsider. It iwas all planned to lose to Everton so the odds would rocket and they can afford to pay Ronaldo to return next year.
It's a cunning plan and I have little doubt that the evil genius will be laughing by 10pm tonight.

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« Reply #26746 on: April 24, 2019, 08:54:21 AM »
De Gea has not yet signed his contract extension. His contract is up in June 2019. I am not sure if that 1 year extension has been agreed.

Or so says transfermarkt.

It was triggered in November, so he is there until 2020.

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« Reply #26747 on: April 24, 2019, 09:00:43 AM »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

Incredible odds, everybody connected with the club should be embarrassed by those odds and the players should go all out to do 'an Ali' to prove everybody wrong.




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« Reply #26748 on: April 24, 2019, 09:14:14 AM »
Incredible odds, everybody connected with the club should be embarrassed by those odds and the players should go all out to do 'an Ali' to prove everybody wrong.





You would like that, wouldn't you? ;)
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« Reply #26749 on: April 24, 2019, 09:31:15 AM »
I've decided to bet on a City win despite the ridiculous odds and low return.  If anything can trip them up it will be me betting on them.

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« Reply #26750 on: April 24, 2019, 09:33:51 AM »
I've decided to bet on a City win despite the ridiculous odds and low return.  If anything can trip them up it will be me betting on them.

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Very much considering a sticking a large chunk on City even at those slim returns
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« Reply #26751 on: April 24, 2019, 10:12:13 AM »
This will be more aggravating than watching Hodgson era Liverpool
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« Reply #26752 on: April 24, 2019, 10:22:36 AM »
Try not laugh challenge :
They have Phil Jones on contract through 2023.

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« Reply #26753 on: April 24, 2019, 10:23:20 AM »


Completely forgot about this. Works well now, go on lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26754 on: April 24, 2019, 10:32:53 AM »
We don’t even need them to win. Just a draw will do us you useless bastards

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« Reply #26755 on: April 24, 2019, 10:33:24 AM »
I don't know much about them, is this a likely line up:

DDG, Dalot, Shaw [Young?], Bailly/Smalling, Herrera, Pogba, Mctominay, Lingard, Martial, Rashford

I read Jones is injured - good he's absolutely fucking awful. And Herrara is just coming back from injury so I'm guessing even though I've put him he wont' start [is fred likely to instead? he's also fucking terrible]. I pray Lukaku doesn't start and they use pace up top against citys full backs as that's a key area you can get at them.
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« Reply #26756 on: April 24, 2019, 10:33:47 AM »
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« Reply #26757 on: April 24, 2019, 10:53:08 AM »
Come on you manc c*nts

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« Reply #26758 on: April 24, 2019, 11:00:30 AM »
There's a long thread on Redcafe about whether they even want to win tonight. Calling us "bin dippers" and all that shite, most of them want to lose to Manchester City just to stop us!

As if it's up to them alone!

What a small time club they've become  ;D

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« Reply #26759 on: April 24, 2019, 11:04:50 AM »
I can't bring myself to watch it to be honest. I'll tune in if Utd aren't getting absolutely destroyed by half time.